Death to big data!
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
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fuck YOU
fuck you leatherman
Fuck final exams
Back support is important, never forget that.
Everyone’s going through something. Empathy goes a long way.
second-saddest celebrity death so far this year
It’s the night before finals and I can’t sleep. I’m fucked.
Yeah you are
You're so vain you probably think this post is about you
JISATSU IKITA
665
666
neighbor of the beast
I can't believe it's still raining.
>>668 Accidentally means you did something without intending to, like making a typo or knocking off a vase with your elbow. Accidentially is when you intend to do something but were unaware that it was wrong, like breaking your computer because you believed deleting system32 would make it run faster, or offending someone by making a joke about their mother without realising their mother is dead.
Sorry to destroy your sweet weaboo dream, but you are not Japanese, and never will be.
>>674
I don't want to be Japanese, I only want anime to be real.
>>673
making a file only to delete it
hilarious joke XDDDDDDD
~ dqn$ brew search sense-of-humor
==> Searching local taps...
==> Searching taps on GitHub...
==> Searching blacklisted, migrated and deleted formulae...
No formula found for "sense-of-humor".
Closed pull requests:
node: update npm to 5.0.0 (https://github.com/Homebrew/homebrew-core/pull/14085)
libass: improve test (https://github.com/Homebrew/homebrew-core/pull/5219)
~ dqn$well at least I can improve my ass now through
>>675
if anime was real, your waifu wouldn't love you
SAGERU ALL YOU WANT YOU'LL NEVER CRUSH MY SAMURAI SPIRIT
MY SKIN MAY BE WHITE BUT MY SOUL IS AS YELLOW AS THE RISING SUN, BANZAIIIIII
Howdy ya'll, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon Fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American Video Games (Halo, Call of Duty, Gears of War).
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel cause it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on Earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the New Jersey and Southern accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about their history and their Constitution which I follow 100%.
When I get my American Visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an Animator for Nickelodian, or a Game Designer!
I own several cowboy outfits which I wear around town regularly. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to North America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool in front of my elders and seniors, and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Well that'll teach me to have any hope that anyone genuinely cares about me. Back to the usual despair and suffering, I guess.
I used to be a genius, but now almost everyone uses Mathcad and with the further development of the A.I. my engineering degree from 3rd grade Mumbai tech-school gradually becoming more and more useless...
shit, life is unfair
I am going to be sacked and my kids will starve... :(
I like Asian people, but English spoken with really strong Chinese and Vietnamese accents makes me irrationally angry.
Loving New York should be considered bad taste now. Just like with loving the hollywood crap. Although I still love burgers and fries.
fuck off justin bieber
I don't want to live on the same planet with Madonna and Obama
No more love for Russian literature
it's either boring crap for worn-out babushkas or just communist propaganda
my ex is fishing for compliments (and more) on facebook, and it reminded me of this:
https://i.imgur.com/uqY3IE2.gif
it just pisses me off, why did she even add me? why did I even accept her friend request? it's just making me angry
REALLY liking a song, listening to it on repeat like 50 times in a row, and then hating it and not listening to it at all for at least a few months
>>691
No, not at all, really. They weren't treated particularly nicely before the revolution: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_of_Settlement - it was abolished after the revolution, but Stalin decided to make https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Autonomous_Oblast instead (he moved peoples around a lot, some pin republican nationalism and Chechen war on him as a result of this) as a buffer zone with China and because Far East was underdeveloped. Jews in USSR had more limited access to classified information, etc. Perhaps, to some university degrees even. When emigration to Israel was on the rise, USSR tried to limit it (keep them in, not murder them, imagine) and demanded costs of education to be reimbursed for that sacred visa, but that was soon abolished under international pressure.
Fuck Newton
Popular opinion: Italians are the most obnoxious people on the planet and should all be lined up and shot. I make 100 dishes of carbonara with mushrooms and onions every single day because an Italian once told me that every time you do that an Italian somewhere has a heart attack.
to the dqn who thought he had brain cancer, if you're between the ages of like 16-26 and your main symptom is headaches and neck/shoulder pain then it could be a fucked up wisdom tooth
>>702
Not that dokyun, but it's interesting, I hear a lot of wisdom teeth hate in the past few months without looking for it. Sounds like some kind of conspiracy to remove wisdom out of young people (as if they had any).
>>702
I didn't have cancer, I basically got tricked into paying for unnecessary medical stuff by a stupid doctor who was worried about liability for some tiny chance thing that wasn't likely.
>>703
I had all my wisdom teeth removed. Then I got put on strong painkillers. I did and said some weird shit when that happened. Not just the day after, but when I was in recovery and still taking the pain meds. Man, they felt good. No wonder there's an opiod epidemic. That shit makes you really fucking high. I'm glad I'm off that now, because it was super addictive. Good thing I only had a small supply of prescription pills and no access to other sources.
>>704
I had mine out years ago and they gave me oxy for the pain iirc. I missed a few of the scheduled doses, didn't notice any difference at all, and stopped taking it. I still don't actually know what painkillers are supposed to "feel" like, and I'm frankly a bit scared to find out. The nitrous oxide, on the other hand, was absolutely fantastic and I'd totally do that again.
>>703
can't escape wisdom teeth talk I guess. I've got at least 6 and need to schedule an appointment soon to deal with them. the two that've erupted are annoying to death with because there's none on the bottom jaw so food always gets stuck in them.
>>705
Painkillers feel good. In fact, they feel TOO good. They feel so good that nothing else compares. They feel so good that being normal feels awful by comparison. So you keep on chasing the next high. You pawn off goods to buy more so you can get your next fix.You get horrible withdrawals if you go too long without getting high again. Your life falls apart and you don’t even care because all you can think about is getting high again. Your body builds up a tolerance so you need more and more to feel as good as when you first starting using. You will try desperately to recreate that experience of getting high for the first time, but it just doesn’t happen. It never feels as good as the last time. You could go on a t-break, but that’s too hard for you. You call in sick day after day.
Your entire personality and existence are consumed by this addiction and you are a mere shell of the person you once were. Hobbies and interests are gone. Your career is in the toilet. You are aware of these issues and how it’s affecting you and your loved ones and you don’t even care because you NEED to get high again. Bills pile up. You run out of money so you start selling your body for drugs. You forego buying food to save up for more opioids. You go from prescription pills to heroin. You steal from friends and family. You fuck up your veins and use the same needles over and over again. You become homeless but you still think getting high again is your top priority in life. But eventually, your tolerance is so high that you have to take dangerous amounts to feel good again. To feel like the first time you got high. You know, that harmless time you said you’d try it “just this once.” With such a high tolerance, you overdose. No one is sad for you and you don’t get a proper funeral. If anything, your family is relieved that you are no longer a burden and no longer suffering as a homeless junkie. You brought great shame and tragedy to your family so they avoid telling people they even had you at all.
No one plans on becoming an addict. Opioids aren’t like weed or alcohol. They will destroy your life.
I have a relative who died of a fentanyl overdose and someone else who used to be a heroin addict. Opioids are terrible. And you might be thinking drugs onl affect poor people and red necks, right? Wrong. In both cases I described, they were white and from liberal upper middle class families. Drugs devastate all kinds of communities.
You wanna smoke cigarettes? Fine. Wanna smoke weed? Sure, who cares. Wanna drink? Well, that can be bad, but a lot of people do it anyway. But never try hard drugs. Not even once. That’s all it takes to open Pandora's box. That’s all it takes to catalyze your demise.
This site is usually for humor or made up stories, but this is very serious.
I already do most of those things and I'm not even on heroin
We live only to suffer.
Japan of the 90s does not exist anymore. There is no such country anywhere in the world.
Wrong, 90s Japan lives on forever in the hearts of everyone who knew him!
Sometimes people share screenshots where they're like "hey look, ____ is the first result when you search for _____ xD" but they don't realize that the results are custom-tailored to them, and that it says more about their web browsing activity than the search engine itself. Just like how ads can be targeted, top search results are targeted to you too.
Final Fantasy V for Final Fantasy Vendetta
alstroemeria records vs. shibayan records
There had been, he admitted, a trivial blemish or so in its rate of progress, but this was exaggerated and had been entirely owing to the "parsimony of the public," which guilty public, it appeared, had been until lately bent in the most determined manner on by no means enlarging the number of Chancery judges appointed--! believe by Richard the Second, but any other king will do as well.
le sage
le spy kangaroo
Only top right wisdom tooth didn't grow out in me. But what if I my laziness and lack of progress is caused by it pushing on something in a wrong way?
If your grandfather was a high-ranking soviet official it doesn't mean that living standards of ordinary workers (or ordinary engineers) were high. Go away with your soviet propaganda bullshit. Most people danced and cried tears of joy in 1991 (especially the educated ones who were able to finally immigrate).
I would never want to return back even if the modern "New Russia" is not that great at all.
>>723
Sounds like a convenient scapegoat for your problems.
It's easy to blame something for all your troubles, but that doesn't mean it's accurate. The Nazis blamed the Jews for everything, but life is a little more complicated than that. But we don't want to think about complicated answers.
Humans just want to blame a single thing and say "if only this thing were gone, everything would be perfect!" but that's not true at all.
They know how to count but they can't read. That's the tragedy here. I mean for the whole country not for a single individual.
Do you understand what do the Japs feel when they say
国交を正常化する
or any sentence with plenty of kango.
it must be hard to comprehend this for a foreigner in my opinion
My life is falling apart.
>>731
Well put it back together then!
What are your problems? You can work on them. I know you can do it!
>>730 I learned all the kana but not enough students enrolled in the next term, so they didn't run the course that semester, so I never learned any kanji really. I recognise a lot of them but not how to pronounce them. When Japanese players send me messages on PSN I use online kanji identifiers to try and translate what they say to me. It's interesting reading about kango just now but I guess I'd be doubly confused!
Is it gay to ask your male friend if they want to go to a bar? Just the two of you, not in a group.
I always make sure there's titties there to balance out the gayness of asking my friend to come out.
I remember there was a short period on the internet where I used to type capitalizing every word. I don't remember why but I Would Seriously Type Like This In Everything I Posted. It wasn't to piss anyone off or anything. I guess I just thought it looked good or something.
Strip clubs are a boomer meme
i sometimes don't capitalize anything to show how edgy and apathetic i am
don't forget to leave out question marks on obvious questions
are you threatening me
or do thAT THING WITH THE DELAYED CAPS
That isn't edgy or apathetic though.
