not gonna happen unless a lot of people come to DQN and post here
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Hypothetically, if Punctual Gomez were a punctuation mark, which one would he be?
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Posting online? Great!
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who gomu
Now, it's time to spam like we've never spammed before!
I'm listening to a song called "The sound of someone you love who's going away and it doesn't matter".
It's a very nice song, and not nearly as emo as it sounds.
You should listen to it too, maybe!
I was talking to a family friend recently about the nature of art.
He's a professional actor, so he had quite a bit to say on the topic.
He said that in his eyes, art is about communication.
That is, it's about taking some experience or belief that you thought unique to you, putting it out in front of other people, and asking "Anyone else?"
If a piece of art is made that isn't a good faith attempt at communication, it isn't truly art, or at least is inferior to art that is.
Obviously, he expressed it much more eloquently than that.
I can sort of appreciate what he was trying to say.
To me, most art is vaguely enjoyable but leaves me with somewhat of a "so what" feeling.
But there are a few paintings, books, pieces of music, etc. that I've seen/read/heard and thought "Wow, I had always thought/felt that, but never been able to put it into any sort of coherent form and never heard anyone else say anything like it -- yet here it is, reflected back, right in front of me!"
I can only assume that's what he was talking about; that that is what art is supposed to be.
I wonder if anyone has ever felt like that in response to anything I've ever created.
I wouldn't call myself an artist by any stretch of the imagination, but I have written at least a few short stories that have been read by, perhaps, a few hundred people.
Though I wasn't consciously thinking it at the time, I think they were an attempt at communication, too.
I've written about topics I haven't really seen written about or even really mentioned in any media I've come across, such as dissociation, repression, and misanthropy.
That makes my writing sound much more angsty than it really is.
I mean, it is a little bit angsty, but not that much.
It's mostly just sort of faintly melancholy.
Pah, look at me warbling on about my own writing like this. How self-indulgent!
Well, I have to be off to work soon.
I'd better go get ready.
>>25,26 I sort of agree but also disagree; the best art is where the artist communicates their feelings and personal experiences, but I don't like to be spoonfed, I prefer art to be mysterious and difficult to decipher.
Art that appeals to common human experiences, things which lots of people can relate to, I usually find rather stale.
I disagree that art is inferior unless it is a "good faith attempt at communication", for instance I love postmodern stuff that playfully takes the piss out of the audience!
Especially when the viewer takes it too seriously and gets mad, "That's not art!!" "My child could do that!" "It's just a pile of bricks!" Haha it's very entertaining
Anyone who declares something to be "not art" doesn't know much about anything and isn't worth your time.
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Warble warble.
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Warble warble, warble!
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I really like monochromes, especially the Yves Klein ones.
Post faster! Not better!
I love you, DQN.
Living the vida loca
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I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for no one else
But now, through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones who love me more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
Feel the best thing I could do
Is end it all, and live forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again, my world is ending
I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that, it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
In my heart of hearts
I know that I could never love again
It's killing me inside...
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
I've lost everything, everything
Everything that matters to me, matters in this world
I wish that I could turn back time
Hey, Jude! Don't make it bad!
'Cause now the guilt is all mine
Take a sad song, and make it better!
Can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love and pride
Because of that it's killing me inside
It all returns to nothing
It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
It all returns to nothing
It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
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Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Letting me down, letting me down, letting me down
Busy boy in progress
Ah, ah, ah, ah, hey Jude!
It's only ~200 posts per day; that's totally doable, right?
I mean, I'll stay up all night spamming us there if I have to.
Actually, considering we only have to get to >>901 by 23:59 on the 9001st, it's actually somewhat less than 200 per day.
The >>900 on the 9000th thread will easily make it, which is almost a little disappointing.
It's much more fun when it's a mad rush in a few days, rather than a slow trickle over the course of weeks or months.
God, the 7000th and 8000th threads were so much fun!
I can't believe it's been five years since the 7000th, that doesn't seem possible.
It feels like it was just a year or two ago, at most.
Time passes so fast...
I know it's a cliché, but it still shocks and frightens me how quickly life slips through your fingers when you aren't paying attention.
Supposedly, it (subjectively) passes faster the older you are, too.
I'm going to wake up one day, not even that far in the future, and realise that I'm no longer young.
I don't think I'm doing a bad job of spending my youth at present, but how will I look back on this time in my life?
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What regrets will I have?
I already have one or two quite major regrets, and I suppose I'm only going to accrue more as time goes on.
Then again, perhaps this isn't a good way of looking at things.
Of course, it's good to live in such a way as to minimise the regrets you'll have in the future, but trying to second guess what those regrets will be is probably not the way to do that.
You know, I say I have major regrets, but perhaps that isn't quite right.
There are points in my life where I wish I had made other decisions, but nonetheless I understand why I made the decisions I did, and I almost feel that in order to make better choices I would have had to have been a different person.
At least I can say that I have learned from my mistakes.
And that could prove to be more valuable than what I would've gained anyhow.
I should go to bed already...
I have a long day tomorrow.
And I haven't slept that well for the past few nights.
I lie awake at night, filled with yearning.
My dark room feels so conspicuously still and silent and empty.
There's something unbearable about it.
I find myself tossing from side to side, and chattering to myself about inane nonsense.
I just wish there were someone there who I could hold and be held by.
My body pillow, while comfortable, doesn't cut it any more.
But how could I find anyone willing to share a bed with me?
I find the idea of anyone finding me attractive bizarre and inconceivable, despite the fact that objectively there's no reason why that couldn't happen, at least in theory.
During the day, I keep myself busy enough that I never notice the loneliness.
But at night, it returns redoubled in strength.
What am I to do?
Well, I know what I'm to do right now.
And that's to go to bed.
Good night, DQN.
I hope you sleep better than I do.
Just had a disgusting gas station sandwich. 1 reply == one prayer for my intestines.
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An easy way to get someone to sleep in the same bed as yours is giving them your bed for free.
An easy way to get food for free is to have bought it yesterday and forgotten about it.
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Take a look!
We can make it!
>>166 why would someone do this
there are posts on the front page from 2011 and yet they still spam the board, there's no fucking respect these days
can't just let dead things rest in their graves, you've got to dig them up and yell at them about chinese e-cig manufacturer
eat SHIT
also who the fuck is tom hiddleston
vc: quotation
He's the guy who played Loki in The Avengers is all I know. Those threads have been there quite a while.
What am I doing?
No no no no no no no
I wonder where I'll be in five years time.
Five years ago, I certainly wouldn't have guessed that I'd be where I am now.
And life seems even more uncertain and unpredictable now than it did then.
But I can always speculate...
It looks like Brexit is going to really mess up my area of work, so it's not unlikely that I'll emigrate to mainland Europe.
Perhaps Denmark; I've heard nothing but good things about the place.
Or maybe I'll go to Hungary. I speak Hungarian and my family owns a flat in Budapest, so it would make sense.
Then again, I've always felt oddly out of place in Hungary. I don't know if I'd want to live there in the long term.
I really would rather just stay in the UK, but we'll have to see how plausible that is.
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Parsimonious Gomez
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You are a nerd, and I hate nerds.
I know you need this. I know you need this.
Simple Gomez
Imagine a song which is very close to the Rocky theme, but not close enough to constitute copyright infringement. I am humming this song now.
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Not sure why I came here.
Well, time to post something, I guess.
Hello? Is anyone out there?
Nope. It's just you.
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Oh god I'm so tired.
But I feel like posting a little in this thread.
If only I had something to post about.
Christ, I think this might be my worst stream of consciousness yet.
And I've posted some pretty bad streams of consciousness in my time, believe me.
I've seen lots of butterflies about recently.
My commute to and from work is just a half hour walk through fields and parkland, and there's a lot of them fluttering around the hedgerows.
There's a huge number of small tortoiseshells, although I've also spotted a few peacocks, small whites, and a brimstone.
It's fun watching them chase one another.
They spiral up around one another in a way that seems equal parts aggressive and playful; there's something faintly ridiculous about it.
I've even seen three or four of them chasing one another at once.
For some reason, nymphalids seem to be very territorial, whereas the others tend to be more laid back.
I wonder why that is.
It's not really obvious what they have to compete over.
I mean, the imago will drink nectar from pretty much any old flower.
And most of them just lay eggs on stinging nettles, which aren't exactly rare.
Perhaps we lowly humans will never understand the noble struggles that butterflies go through.
It seems such a simple life, flying around wherever you like, drinking from flowers, sleeping on the undersides of leaves, and so on.
But then there are the problems of avoiding predators, finding a mate, storing enough energy to hibernate through winter, and so on.
Oh, I said "and so on" twice.
And now I've said it three times.
I like red admirals.
There's something so confident and dignified about them, compared to other butterflies.
And they look so wonderfully dark and velvety up close.
Plus, their Latin name, Vanessa atalanta, sounds rather cool.
If I were a butterfly, I'd want to be a red admiral.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen any red admirals yet this year.
They must be about; it's not like they're particularly rare.
I suppose one'll turn up sooner or later.
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Did you know that nymphalids, including red admirals, only have four legs, unlike almost all other insects?
It's true! Look up a picture of one and count them for yourself.
Or better still, go out on a warm, sunny day and find a real one.
After all, all those pictures on the internet could just be photoshopped.
If you're wondering how to get close enough to a butterfly to be able to count its legs without scaring it away, fear not, for I have some advice.
It's generally easier to spot a butterfly in flight and follow it until it lands, rather than trying to find ones that are already on the ground.
But that might just be me; I'm severely colourblind, so they perhaps don't stand out to me as much as they would to you.
Anyway, once it's landed somewhere, there's only a few things you have to remember to avoid scaring it away.
The first is that, when they've landed somewhere, it's probably to sun themselves, so be careful not to block their sunlight.
If you cast a shadow on them, they'll almost certainly fly away.
The second thing is that they tend to be startled by large, or sudden movements.
So keep low to the ground, and move slowly and smoothly.
Even if they aren't scared by you, most butterflies don't stay in one place for more than a few seconds at a time, though, so don't be too slow.
Also, because they have compound eyes, they'll see you no matter which direction you approach from -- you can't sneak up behind a butterfly.
On the positive side, they aren't bothered by sound in the slightest; you can be as loud as you like.
I actually don't know if they don't have any sense of hearing, or if they can hear you but just don't care.
I should also mention that some species of butterfly are much more flighty than others.
And some just won't sit still! Papilionids in particular hardly ever seem to land in the first place.
I have heard it said that many species are more sluggish around dawn and dusk, but I can't say I've really noticed much difference myself.
Not that I'm usually awake and out butterfly spotting at dawn, to be fair.
Have I really just spent almost fifty posts talking to myself about butterflies?
Well, not quite fifty consecutive posts -- thanks for your input, >>274.
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I suppose I'll just get us up to >>300 and then call it a night.
Good night, DQN.
May your heart be as light and free as a butterfly.
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Hold on baby, it's the DQN
Hold on baby, it's the DQN
Hold on baby, it's the DQN
I once said "red emperor" when I meant "red admiral" a long time ago, mistakes like that haunt you at night.
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well played, dqn-san.
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I wonder if you can take two types of sleeping pills at the same time.
My tolerance is increasing and itfs getting harder and harder to sleep.
Without a good nightfs sleep, your day will suck.
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Tombstone saying
>>358
19xx–1993
"He took, like, two pills at once."
RIP
It seems like we have some work to do.
Behold! >>315's shame!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/404
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you said it was easy and that we should slow down and some other stuff but you're a filthy liar
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The Big Gomez Comeback
Gomez...
came back.
We saw him come back.
We even predicted it.
It was a matter of looking at a clock.
Gomezes, they come and go.
But this Gomez was special.
When he was expected,
he was there.
When he wasn't,
well there wasn't a time where he wasn't expected.
This Gomez had no surprises.
I guess you could say
that the lack of surprises itself...
was a surprise.
But really, it wasn't.
This was the type of guy
that you knew everything about before he even opened his mouth.
You knew every word he'd say before he made a noise.
I had nothing against this guy,
but he just bored everyone.
You probably know him.
This was...
Predictable Gomez
But he's not the Gomez you came to hear about.
Don't worry, I'll get to THAT one.
But for now I need to tell you about another Gomez.
This one you probably didn't even know about.
I don't blame you.
It was hard for even me to get a read on this one.
(◕ ◡ ◕) There's a secret Gomez?
There was an aura of mystery surrounding him.
A truly enigmatic Gomez.
And to be completely honest
I just got lucky
Never in a million years would I have discovered him if it wasn't out of pure chance.
Maybe it was chance.
Maybe it was fate
destiny
luck
It's irrelevant.
I don't care how it happened.
Or through what mechanism.
All that matters to me
is that it did.
Now I can tell you
About my discovery of...
Perplexing Gomez.
And let's not forget his little brother.
Very much like his older brother.
But what separated this little Gomez
from his more austere brother
was that there was a little bit of
oh I don't know...
A certain not-quite-puckish attitude
that was welcomed by everyone.
The lightheartedness that followed this Gomez
is something we could use in these times
But beyond that,
he's engaging
fun
and maybe even
a little bit goofy
This Gomez does have something else though.
Sometimes you just wonder why.
There have been quite a few times
after seeing him
and what he was doing
that I just stood there and
scratched my head while watching
Puzzling Gomez.
I guess it's about time
I get to talking about who you've been waiting to hear about.
You waited
and maybe even got a bit impatient
but you knew
it would happen when it was supposed to happen.
Not Prematurely.
And not Postponed.
So let's get to it.
While the time is ripe.
Many of us rely on him.
Many of us admire him.
And for good reason
because time is the most valuable resource.
And he reveres it.
Never a wasted moment with him.
He knows how to keep a promise.
There is no schedule too tight for him.
When he says he'll make it,
he'll make it.
The how isn't important to him.
Nor the why.
Or where.
Only the when. Because he's...
Punctual Gomez!
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15:09!
I don't know if we can make it
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>>557
We can. For one thing, it's the weekend now. The exhausted salaryman DQNs will be out in full force.
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Anyone remember the long cancelled adult swim show Ugly Americans?
>>667
I only liked Adult Swim when they played anime and hip hop instead of this low-budget absurdist gdude weed lmaoh Tim & Eric type shit
it was kinda ok i guess
f me
Altered state of consciousness
Billions of heart beats
Interconnectedness
>>672
Some of that is good, but some of it is just plain lazy. Like something you could make in FL Studio in like 5 minutes. Then you just use basic video editing software to out a GIF or short video segment looped/copies for the entire timeline and add the audio and then export it. Bam, YouTube sensation.
MY LIFE IS A COMEDY TRAGEDY WHAT CAN GO WRONG HAS AND WILL AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL MORALE EVAPORATES
how the heck are we gonna make it over 9000 dokyuns
we've still got like 30 hours, we can do this
the opposite of premature ejaculator gomez
he's been at it for like four hours
his dick is torn and bruised and went soft long ago
but still he persists
at this point it's not even about ejaculating
this is personal
he's gonna show that fucking dick who's boss
wrestle it into submission
force it to vomit up sticky white milk that smells vaguely of pool water
going the distance gomez
can't stop won't stop
it stopped feeling good 20 minutes into hour 1
now it's like trying to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube
captcha: bogh
🅱️egend of galactic heroes
back to the painful SSRI-fueled masturbation frenzy
can-only-cum-from-prostate-electrostimulation gomez
the maligned and possibly incarcerated gomez
the gone-in-a-flash-without-a-word gomez
206 posts left until 901
the thousands lost in failed investments gomez
that means
the life on the edge gone up in a puff of smoke gomez
each of the 5 dqns needs to make 41.2 posts before 1993/9/9001 11:59:59 GMT
the choose certain death to avoid a maiming in the present gomez
that's hella doable
tbh
the worthless good-for-nothing gomez
41.2 posts in this thread, not in another thread
enabling and adulating gomez
i appreciate you, other guy who is also posting in this thread at 5 am
reprehensible gomez
love you too bae
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gevetion - the act or state of geveteing
stained glass shattered gomez
dath - "villain fab", when a fictional character is the obvious antagonist but you can't help but like them anyway
alienated gomez
reile - to undulate in a sinusoid pattern
viquation - the act of redeeming one's honor or that of one's family by committing suicide via self-liquification using acids or other materials
wowtchable - adjective describing movies, shows, etc that are visually impressive but have a bland and forgettable story
ruffing - Communication of domestic Canis Lupus Familiaris as understood by Homo Sapiens. Generally refers only to loud or raucous calls. Onomatopoeic.
reviled gomez
tiestish - like a tiest, behaving in the manner or pattern of a tiest
nination - the act of cutting or dividing something into ninths
noleish - eye-dialect spelling of gnollish
vi - plural or formal second-person pronoun in Russian
cowzz - AAVE* orthography for the plural of domestic cattle. Also refers to females with an observed mean BMI of over 35.
*African American Vernacular English
joughly - adverb describing acts that are likely to turn an episode of playful roughhousing into an actual fistfight
trying clothes on just to fill them with bodily secretions gomez
chain gang gomez
pariah gomez
jetott - the symbolic act of peering down the neck and into the bottom of an empty liquor bottle or other vessel, despite already knowing that it is empty
kughare - an endangered lagomorph once native to the island of Bali, now only found in captivity
voud - to repeatedly badger someone to play a multiplayer videogame that they're only kind of into
>>668 Did you ever watch Xavier: Renegade Angel? I think it often either gets dismissed as "low-budget absurdist gdude weed lmaoh shit", or SLAMMED for its political incorrectness, but I think it's hilarious and a lot smarter than some people give it credit for.
towger - 1. to dally, to waste time; 2. eye-dialect spelling of "todger"
chofement - the state or condition of being smugly satisfied
trietch - Shortened form of triechinomaniosis. A parasitical sexually transmitted disease that can cause boils, itching, voluminous discharge from the urethra, and if left untreated; blindness, sterility, and paralysis.
belsig - the emotion felt when going to a store, restaurant, etc with the intention of buying a specific item, only to find that that item is sold out or unavailable, so you buy an item you had no intention of buying just to feel like you didn't completely waste a trip
thodge - to avoid blame, criticism, etc, by belittling or insulting the accuser
inade - a beverage made primarily of juice squeezed from the in fruit
yitchen - Early 21st century New Religious Movement incorporating elements of environmentalism, wicca, and mycology. Practitioners are referred to individually as yitchy in the singular or yitchys in the plural. A group of yitchys is called a colony. Known for their brightly colored inverse polka-dotted uniforms, it is believed the ultimate objective of the yitchen movement is to induce parthenogenesis in humankind and create a future that is both female and solely asexual.
susution - when a person you disliked all along but couldn't explain why is finally revealed to be kind of an asshole and starts to be disliked by others. often leads to feelings of chofement.
chowspness - 1. the state or condition of being chowspy; 2. the Platonic ideal of something that is chowspy
thain - the feeling of discomfort caused by oddly-textured fabrics rubbing against the skin in the wrong direction
good night and blopely dreams, friend
can't think of a plausible-ish definition for "vare" gomez
152 left
i did my part
i think
i lost count tbh, someone else take over
how can i become a yitchy that sounds cool
nobe - the effects of crossbreeding two dated 2009 memes to create a fresh new 2018 meme
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snakes are basically just spines
I want a chiropractor to crack my back and neck but I canft afford it
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nic cage always looks like he's someone's dad who wandered on set by accident in the middle of filming but they decided to just roll with it
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smoke ass joints
Smoking big doinks in Amish
It bothers me that there are things I can't post about on DQN.
I mean, you know, not without derailing the thread with some stupid argument.
It's things that seem totally mundane and uncontroversial to me, too.
I just want to be able to post disjointed thoughts about my everyday life, like everyone else does, but it's not worth the fuss.
Ehh, whatever. That's just how human communication is, I suppose.
And I do have other places where I can be more open.
I wish other dokyuns would post streams of consciousness too.
I want to know what goes on in your minds.
What do you think about when you're lying in bed trying to sleep?
What do you daydream about?
What things have you always wondered but never quite been able to ask?
It's so hard to tell what other people's lives are like.
All I know is that they're vastly different to my own.
>>795
It is neither griping nor is it about oppression. As I said earlier, I just want to be able to post odd thoughts that occur in my mundane, everyday life, like everyone else here does.
But out of curiosity, what do you mean by "oppression griping", and why shouldn't people post that, anyway?
I'm not trying to catch you out, or contradict you -- in fact, I probably agree with you -- I just want to know exactly what you mean.
>>792
I did it one time when my thread had to outpace the other and it was a very strange experience. I went to sleep right after and my brain kept generating one-liners and random thoughts.
I think about the need to achieve penetration way too often lately. Years ago wasn't this bad. Even puberty wasn't nowhere as bad. It's worrying, I want a science-oriented brain but it's probably too late now, even though neuroplasticity should be good up to 70 years...
Contemplating the joys of sex all the time is excruciating...
>>801,802
I am busy right now, won't be able to reply for at least a few hours.
Gluteus Maximus
we can do it!
>>792
I do that sometimes. That's what Twitter is for too, right?
>>789
Like what?
>>793
Anything specific? Ask some questions.
>>796
Being a successful software engineer/security researcher who finds security 0-days.
>>797
If my female friends want to hook up with me again. We used to be close, but I guess I've just become distant with everyone. There were some people I used to smoke weed with and occasionally make out with or have sex with, but I've become more prude and isolated and neckbeardy and depressed. Also in worse shape now too. I also wonder if I overthink it when someone love-reacts to my posts on Facebook. I feel so alone, but my self-esteem is really low and I don't like being rejected.
In general, it seems like there are fewer opportunities for meeting new people when you're older. Meeting, as in, for friends and social stuff, as opposed to professional conferences, where you only want to network with people for job opportunities.
I also wonder if my new guy friend/acquaintance is gay or bi. I'm bi and I think he's cute. I'd never tell him though. Or anyone else, for that matter.
>>804
That's a pretty normal feeling. Some people are just less open about it than others.
>>811
Yes, but I'm afraid that I'm responsible for my irresponsible brain. I wish I could use it for greater things but I don't know where to begin.
Captcha: maing that at the first glanced appeared as mating
30 minutes till OVER 9000
Do you think the internet will stop on this day? Will it be the end of the Eternal September or a next step for it?
oh fuck
let's go
Bolognese
Bolonnaise
Boloneighs
Bowl-o-Nays
Bo Lo Neis
Ok no more Bolognese
Fancy juice
No
Fancy beer fancy tea
What of it
Sending people photos of all my pants
Indians playing KotOR and getting excited over weird alien names vaguely sounding like words in their native language
It's getting OVER NINE THOUSAND here.
Was there anything I was supposed to do just now? No? Great
I didn't notice we are officially OVER 9000
Let's do it
Something something ass
The time has come and so have I
Asster
fricken owned
some days I find my wife repulsive, other days extremely attractive
it's weird
yith in hell!
exube gomez
mowb gomez
reshraze gomez
ban gomez
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Iron Gomez - America
puche gomez
exish gomez
chimam gomez
yo, gomez!
actually i really liked iron gomez
sure, punctual gomez will be there exactly when you need him
but old gomez ironsides is pretty reliable himself
OVER ass THOUSAND
he might not be there exactly when you need him
homo homez
but on defense he's worth at least 100 punctual gomezes
old iron gomez once shattered at least 4 lances in one battle before finally dismounting and joining the melee on foot
>>812
Irresponsible? Your brain is hardwired to seek out reproduction. That's how the species continues on. I'd argue that it's irresponsible to be some holier-than-thou robot-esque asexual eunuch who only cares about science and doesn't care about having a well-adjusted life. Science and sex aren't mutually exclusive.
A society of antisocial scientists who don't have sex doesn't go on.
>>815
pretty hard to have the internet in the inevitable heat death of the universe
he hacked and cleaved and chopped
eight hours later, iron gomez was alone in the field, bruised and bloody but still standing
iron gomez once held off an army of ten thousand all by himself so his lord could escape a besieged castle
he stood alone on the only bridge in the area
he shouted "even if my brother punctual gomez were here, and this were the exact moment someone needed his help on the other side of the bridge, he would not pass!"
O all small creatures
it was really kind of a wordy thing to shout as a taunt, but it succeeded in intimidating the enemy army
a few approached him one or two at a time to challenge him to champion's combat
he struck them down each with a single blow and piled their corpses on the bridge
then he installed gentoo on a thinkpad
also known as gomez ironsides
old gomez ironsides is also the best tank on the server
able to rip aggro from the healer with a single glance
he doesn't even have to taunt
he gomez
high-explosive gomez
high-explosive gomez was once fired out of a canon as part of gomez ironsides' desperate last-ditch defense
they'd exhausted their supply of cannonballs and gunpowder after a weeks-long siege
iron gomez took to the walls and had racked up quite the kill count
but the enemy's numbers seemed endless
until me gomez had the idea to use high-explosive gomez as cannon ammunition
he soared out of the barrel, over the ramparts, straight into the enemy camp
once there, he exploded with the force of one thousand suns
the force of the explosion vaporized the enemy to a man
as well as their tents, and all the nearby vegetation and water and sterilizing the soil within a radius of 700 kilometers
that area is now called 'the gobi desert'
it used to be called the gomez desert, but phonetic drift over the millennia ended in its current name
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socotion gomez is kind of a dick, and there are no legends about him
at least surviving ones
it's not a name you'll hear in the official histories
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
"im gay"
Can you imagine such an underwhelming get on such a momentous occasion? No wonder he was erased from the histories. What kind of asshole does that?
uwaaaa
ass
pushes glasses up nose well, actually, in the original JAPANESE he says "over eight-thousand" so really we should have had this celebration 1000 days ago.
May your heart be as light and free as a butterfly.
ass
ass
I don't care how it happened.
Punctual Gomez!
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
dqn is a mess
FUG-BENIS
the life on the edge gone up in a puff of smoke gomez
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it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
infernal ass
the gone-in-a-flash-without-a-word gomez
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
"im gay"
>>907
I question the fact that the third verse is identical to the chorus in both. Ms. Likes To Make Song Threads may be past her prime as a songwriter.
There are so many good songs and we did it ! !! >>901 on 9001 wasshoi!
>>908
The third hic verse may have the same lyrics as the chorus, but hic the music is like totally hic DIFFERENT man! Now can you get me another hic drink?
Both songs are meant to be played at the same time, on in each headphone, and generic prog-rock drums in the third.
This all was a bit underwhelming
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DISASTER
>>917
They cancel out. Instead of increasing or decreasing the amount you post, you post at the same rate as you did before.
accursed Gomez
This summer's horror event
Evil Gomez
GRAND LORD OF FUNK Gomez
Ass
Important news, fellow assficionados.
https://www.theonion.com/ass-finally-inducted-into-video-game-hall-of-fame-1825952090
Russian trolls gaining influence on the 4-ch