[COUNTDOWN] >>901 ON THE 9001ST DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH [DISASTER] [PART IV] (926)

1 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-8994 18:29

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1502692390/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:54

he doesn't even have to taunt

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:54

he gomez

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:54

high-explosive gomez

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:56

high-explosive gomez was once fired out of a canon as part of gomez ironsides' desperate last-ditch defense

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:57

they'd exhausted their supply of cannonballs and gunpowder after a weeks-long siege

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:57

iron gomez took to the walls and had racked up quite the kill count

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:57

but the enemy's numbers seemed endless

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:58

until me gomez had the idea to use high-explosive gomez as cannon ammunition

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:58

he soared out of the barrel, over the ramparts, straight into the enemy camp

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:59

once there, he exploded with the force of one thousand suns

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:59

the force of the explosion vaporized the enemy to a man

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:00

as well as their tents, and all the nearby vegetation and water and sterilizing the soil within a radius of 700 kilometers

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:01

that area is now called 'the gobi desert'

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:02

it used to be called the gomez desert, but phonetic drift over the millennia ended in its current name

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:03

a

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:03

s

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:03

s

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:04

socotion gomez is kind of a dick, and there are no legends about him

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:04

at least surviving ones

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:04

it's not a name you'll hear in the official histories

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:05

it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:05

eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:06

the only surviving legend of socotion gomez

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:06

is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:06

"im gay"

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:08

Can you imagine such an underwhelming get on such a momentous occasion? No wonder he was erased from the histories. What kind of asshole does that?

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:14

uwaaaa

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:15

ass

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 01:18

pushes glasses up nose well, actually, in the original JAPANESE he says "over eight-thousand" so really we should have had this celebration 1000 days ago.

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 02:42

May your heart be as light and free as a butterfly.

ass
ass
I don't care how it happened.
Punctual Gomez!

it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply

dqn is a mess
FUG-BENIS
the life on the edge gone up in a puff of smoke gomez
„K„@„S„O„L„I„X„E„R„K„@„` „Q„O„R„R„I„`

it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply

infernal ass
the gone-in-a-flash-without-a-word gomez

it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply

it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply

it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply

it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply

"im gay"

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 03:01

>>906
This one has better verses but a worse chorus.

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 03:06

>>907
I question the fact that the third verse is identical to the chorus in both. Ms. Likes To Make Song Threads may be past her prime as a songwriter.

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 03:12

There are so many good songs and we did it ! !! >>901 on 9001 wasshoi!

910 Name: iš⚈ƒΦ⚈jτ Ms. Likes To Make Song Threads : 1993-09-9001 04:59

>>908
The third hic verse may have the same lyrics as the chorus, but hic the music is like totally hic DIFFERENT man! Now can you get me another hic drink?

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 13:20

Both songs are meant to be played at the same time, on in each headphone, and generic prog-rock drums in the third.

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 15:57

This all was a bit underwhelming

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 16:24

That's what >>912 said!

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 20:30

>>913
Stop posting anytime!

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9002 00:38

@ _ @Ώ
(@߁Νί)œc@Keep posting! Post more!
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916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9002 02:00

DISASTER

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9002 02:55

>>914
>>915
Who do I listen to?

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9002 04:37

>>917
They cancel out. Instead of increasing or decreasing the amount you post, you post at the same rate as you did before.

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9002 18:30

accursed Gomez

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9002 18:35

This summer's horror event
Evil Gomez

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9002 22:26

GRAND LORD OF FUNK Gomez

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9011 14:10

Ass

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9021 02:32

Important news, fellow assficionados.

https://www.theonion.com/ass-finally-inducted-into-video-game-hall-of-fame-1825952090

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9024 06:10

>>923
"finally" doesn't even begin to describe it.

925 Name: „Q„…„ƒ„ƒ„{„y„z „C„€„}„u„x : 1993-09-9025 01:09

Russian trolls gaining influence on the 4-ch

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9029 03:30

>>925
Are they Catholic?

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