[COUNTDOWN] >>901 ON THE 9001ST DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH [DISASTER] [PART IV] (926)

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 20:20

But out of curiosity, what do you mean by "oppression griping", and why shouldn't people post that, anyway?

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 20:21

I'm not trying to catch you out, or contradict you -- in fact, I probably agree with you -- I just want to know exactly what you mean.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 20:24

>>792
I did it one time when my thread had to outpace the other and it was a very strange experience. I went to sleep right after and my brain kept generating one-liners and random thoughts.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 20:26

I think about the need to achieve penetration way too often lately. Years ago wasn't this bad. Even puberty wasn't nowhere as bad. It's worrying, I want a science-oriented brain but it's probably too late now, even though neuroplasticity should be good up to 70 years...

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 20:27

Contemplating the joys of sex all the time is excruciating...

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 20:35

>>801,802
I am busy right now, won't be able to reply for at least a few hours.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 21:49

Gluteus Maximus

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 22:11

we can do it!

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 22:44

>>792
I do that sometimes. That's what Twitter is for too, right?

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 22:51

time of death, right now

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 22:54

>>789
Like what?
>>793
Anything specific? Ask some questions.
>>796
Being a successful software engineer/security researcher who finds security 0-days.
>>797
If my female friends want to hook up with me again. We used to be close, but I guess I've just become distant with everyone. There were some people I used to smoke weed with and occasionally make out with or have sex with, but I've become more prude and isolated and neckbeardy and depressed. Also in worse shape now too. I also wonder if I overthink it when someone love-reacts to my posts on Facebook. I feel so alone, but my self-esteem is really low and I don't like being rejected.

In general, it seems like there are fewer opportunities for meeting new people when you're older. Meeting, as in, for friends and social stuff, as opposed to professional conferences, where you only want to network with people for job opportunities.

I also wonder if my new guy friend/acquaintance is gay or bi. I'm bi and I think he's cute. I'd never tell him though. Or anyone else, for that matter.
>>804
That's a pretty normal feeling. Some people are just less open about it than others.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 23:30

>>811
Yes, but I'm afraid that I'm responsible for my irresponsible brain. I wish I could use it for greater things but I don't know where to begin.
Captcha: maing that at the first glanced appeared as mating

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 23:31

oh man oh man oh man

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 23:31

30 minutes till OVER 9000

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 23:32

Do you think the internet will stop on this day? Will it be the end of the Eternal September or a next step for it?

816 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:46

oh fuck

817 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:46

let's go

818 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:46

Bolognese

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 23:47

>>815
It wouldn't be eternal if it ended, would it?

820 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:47

Bolonnaise

821 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:47

Boloneighs

822 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:47

Bowl-o-Nays

823 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:48

Bo Lo Neis

824 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:48

Ok no more Bolognese

825 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:49

Fancy juice

826 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:50

No

827 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:50

Fancy beer fancy tea

828 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:51

Yeah, I respect tea

829 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:51

What of it

830 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:51

Sending people photos of all my pants

831 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:53

Indians playing KotOR and getting excited over weird alien names vaguely sounding like words in their native language

832 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9001 00:01

It's getting OVER NINE THOUSAND here.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:01

Was there anything I was supposed to do just now? No? Great

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:02

I didn't notice we are officially OVER 9000

835 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9001 00:04

Let's do it

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:05

Something something ass

837 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9001 00:09

Stabert

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:09

The time has come and so have I

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:09

Asster

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:19

fricken owned

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:28

some days I find my wife repulsive, other days extremely attractive

it's weird

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:31

yith in hell!

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:34

exube gomez

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:34

mowb gomez

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:35

reshraze gomez

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:35

ban gomez

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:35

fe gomez

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:36

ƒSƒƒY‚Ì“Sl

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:36

>>842
hell is hot and so is yith

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:36

Iron Gomez - America

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:38

puche gomez

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:38

exish gomez

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:38

chimam gomez

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:39

yo, gomez!

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:39

actually i really liked iron gomez

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:39

sure, punctual gomez will be there exactly when you need him

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:40

but old gomez ironsides is pretty reliable himself

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:40

OVER ass THOUSAND

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:40

he might not be there exactly when you need him

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:41

homo homez

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:41

but on defense he's worth at least 100 punctual gomezes

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:42

old iron gomez once shattered at least 4 lances in one battle before finally dismounting and joining the melee on foot

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:43

>>812
Irresponsible? Your brain is hardwired to seek out reproduction. That's how the species continues on. I'd argue that it's irresponsible to be some holier-than-thou robot-esque asexual eunuch who only cares about science and doesn't care about having a well-adjusted life. Science and sex aren't mutually exclusive.

A society of antisocial scientists who don't have sex doesn't go on.

>>815
pretty hard to have the internet in the inevitable heat death of the universe

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:43

he hacked and cleaved and chopped

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:43

eight hours later, iron gomez was alone in the field, bruised and bloody but still standing

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:45

iron gomez once held off an army of ten thousand all by himself so his lord could escape a besieged castle

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:46

he stood alone on the only bridge in the area

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:47

he shouted "even if my brother punctual gomez were here, and this were the exact moment someone needed his help on the other side of the bridge, he would not pass!"

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:47

O all small creatures

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:47

it was really kind of a wordy thing to shout as a taunt, but it succeeded in intimidating the enemy army

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:48

a few approached him one or two at a time to challenge him to champion's combat

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:48

he struck them down each with a single blow and piled their corpses on the bridge

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:50

then he installed gentoo on a thinkpad

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:50

also known as gomez ironsides

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:53

old gomez ironsides is also the best tank on the server

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:54

able to rip aggro from the healer with a single glance

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:54

he doesn't even have to taunt

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:54

he gomez

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:54

high-explosive gomez

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:56

high-explosive gomez was once fired out of a canon as part of gomez ironsides' desperate last-ditch defense

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:57

they'd exhausted their supply of cannonballs and gunpowder after a weeks-long siege

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:57

iron gomez took to the walls and had racked up quite the kill count

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:57

but the enemy's numbers seemed endless

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:58

until me gomez had the idea to use high-explosive gomez as cannon ammunition

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:58

he soared out of the barrel, over the ramparts, straight into the enemy camp

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:59

once there, he exploded with the force of one thousand suns

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 00:59

the force of the explosion vaporized the enemy to a man

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:00

as well as their tents, and all the nearby vegetation and water and sterilizing the soil within a radius of 700 kilometers

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:01

that area is now called 'the gobi desert'

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:02

it used to be called the gomez desert, but phonetic drift over the millennia ended in its current name

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:03

a

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:03

s

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:03

s

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:04

socotion gomez is kind of a dick, and there are no legends about him

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:04

at least surviving ones

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:04

it's not a name you'll hear in the official histories

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:05

it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:05

eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:06

the only surviving legend of socotion gomez

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 01:06

is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply

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