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Oh god I'm so tired.
But I feel like posting a little in this thread.
If only I had something to post about.
Christ, I think this might be my worst stream of consciousness yet.
And I've posted some pretty bad streams of consciousness in my time, believe me.
I've seen lots of butterflies about recently.
My commute to and from work is just a half hour walk through fields and parkland, and there's a lot of them fluttering around the hedgerows.
There's a huge number of small tortoiseshells, although I've also spotted a few peacocks, small whites, and a brimstone.
It's fun watching them chase one another.
They spiral up around one another in a way that seems equal parts aggressive and playful; there's something faintly ridiculous about it.
I've even seen three or four of them chasing one another at once.
For some reason, nymphalids seem to be very territorial, whereas the others tend to be more laid back.
I wonder why that is.
It's not really obvious what they have to compete over.
I mean, the imago will drink nectar from pretty much any old flower.
And most of them just lay eggs on stinging nettles, which aren't exactly rare.
Perhaps we lowly humans will never understand the noble struggles that butterflies go through.
It seems such a simple life, flying around wherever you like, drinking from flowers, sleeping on the undersides of leaves, and so on.
But then there are the problems of avoiding predators, finding a mate, storing enough energy to hibernate through winter, and so on.
Oh, I said "and so on" twice.
And now I've said it three times.
I like red admirals.
There's something so confident and dignified about them, compared to other butterflies.
And they look so wonderfully dark and velvety up close.
Plus, their Latin name, Vanessa atalanta, sounds rather cool.
If I were a butterfly, I'd want to be a red admiral.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen any red admirals yet this year.
They must be about; it's not like they're particularly rare.
I suppose one'll turn up sooner or later.
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Did you know that nymphalids, including red admirals, only have four legs, unlike almost all other insects?
It's true! Look up a picture of one and count them for yourself.
Or better still, go out on a warm, sunny day and find a real one.
After all, all those pictures on the internet could just be photoshopped.
If you're wondering how to get close enough to a butterfly to be able to count its legs without scaring it away, fear not, for I have some advice.
It's generally easier to spot a butterfly in flight and follow it until it lands, rather than trying to find ones that are already on the ground.
But that might just be me; I'm severely colourblind, so they perhaps don't stand out to me as much as they would to you.
Anyway, once it's landed somewhere, there's only a few things you have to remember to avoid scaring it away.
The first is that, when they've landed somewhere, it's probably to sun themselves, so be careful not to block their sunlight.
If you cast a shadow on them, they'll almost certainly fly away.
The second thing is that they tend to be startled by large, or sudden movements.
So keep low to the ground, and move slowly and smoothly.
Even if they aren't scared by you, most butterflies don't stay in one place for more than a few seconds at a time, though, so don't be too slow.
Also, because they have compound eyes, they'll see you no matter which direction you approach from -- you can't sneak up behind a butterfly.
On the positive side, they aren't bothered by sound in the slightest; you can be as loud as you like.
I actually don't know if they don't have any sense of hearing, or if they can hear you but just don't care.
I should also mention that some species of butterfly are much more flighty than others.
And some just won't sit still! Papilionids in particular hardly ever seem to land in the first place.
I have heard it said that many species are more sluggish around dawn and dusk, but I can't say I've really noticed much difference myself.
Not that I'm usually awake and out butterfly spotting at dawn, to be fair.
Have I really just spent almost fifty posts talking to myself about butterflies?
Well, not quite fifty consecutive posts -- thanks for your input, >>274.
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I suppose I'll just get us up to >>300 and then call it a night.
Good night, DQN.
May your heart be as light and free as a butterfly.