each of the 5 dqns needs to make 41.2 posts before 1993/9/9001 11:59:59 GMT
the choose certain death to avoid a maiming in the present gomez
that's hella doable
tbh
the worthless good-for-nothing gomez
41.2 posts in this thread, not in another thread
enabling and adulating gomez
i appreciate you, other guy who is also posting in this thread at 5 am
reprehensible gomez
love you too bae
porn addicted gomez
sexual reprobate gomez
gevetion - the act or state of geveteing
stained glass shattered gomez
dath - "villain fab", when a fictional character is the obvious antagonist but you can't help but like them anyway
alienated gomez
reile - to undulate in a sinusoid pattern
viquation - the act of redeeming one's honor or that of one's family by committing suicide via self-liquification using acids or other materials
wowtchable - adjective describing movies, shows, etc that are visually impressive but have a bland and forgettable story
ruffing - Communication of domestic Canis Lupus Familiaris as understood by Homo Sapiens. Generally refers only to loud or raucous calls. Onomatopoeic.
reviled gomez
tiestish - like a tiest, behaving in the manner or pattern of a tiest
nination - the act of cutting or dividing something into ninths
noleish - eye-dialect spelling of gnollish
vi - plural or formal second-person pronoun in Russian
cowzz - AAVE* orthography for the plural of domestic cattle. Also refers to females with an observed mean BMI of over 35.
*African American Vernacular English
joughly - adverb describing acts that are likely to turn an episode of playful roughhousing into an actual fistfight
trying clothes on just to fill them with bodily secretions gomez
chain gang gomez
pariah gomez
jetott - the symbolic act of peering down the neck and into the bottom of an empty liquor bottle or other vessel, despite already knowing that it is empty
kughare - an endangered lagomorph once native to the island of Bali, now only found in captivity
voud - to repeatedly badger someone to play a multiplayer videogame that they're only kind of into
>>668 Did you ever watch Xavier: Renegade Angel? I think it often either gets dismissed as "low-budget absurdist “dude weed lmao” shit", or SLAMMED for its political incorrectness, but I think it's hilarious and a lot smarter than some people give it credit for.
towger - 1. to dally, to waste time; 2. eye-dialect spelling of "todger"
chofement - the state or condition of being smugly satisfied
trietch - Shortened form of triechinomaniosis. A parasitical sexually transmitted disease that can cause boils, itching, voluminous discharge from the urethra, and if left untreated; blindness, sterility, and paralysis.
belsig - the emotion felt when going to a store, restaurant, etc with the intention of buying a specific item, only to find that that item is sold out or unavailable, so you buy an item you had no intention of buying just to feel like you didn't completely waste a trip
thodge - to avoid blame, criticism, etc, by belittling or insulting the accuser
inade - a beverage made primarily of juice squeezed from the in fruit
yitchen - Early 21st century New Religious Movement incorporating elements of environmentalism, wicca, and mycology. Practitioners are referred to individually as yitchy in the singular or yitchys in the plural. A group of yitchys is called a colony. Known for their brightly colored inverse polka-dotted uniforms, it is believed the ultimate objective of the yitchen movement is to induce parthenogenesis in humankind and create a future that is both female and solely asexual.
susution - when a person you disliked all along but couldn't explain why is finally revealed to be kind of an asshole and starts to be disliked by others. often leads to feelings of chofement.
chowspness - 1. the state or condition of being chowspy; 2. the Platonic ideal of something that is chowspy
thain - the feeling of discomfort caused by oddly-textured fabrics rubbing against the skin in the wrong direction
good night and blopely dreams, friend
can't think of a plausible-ish definition for "vare" gomez
152 left
i did my part
i think
i lost count tbh, someone else take over
how can i become a yitchy that sounds cool
nobe - the effects of crossbreeding two dated 2009 memes to create a fresh new 2018 meme
speaper gomez
四百二十毎日大麻吸え
我們的好男人俱樂部不允許黃皮膚的野人
>俱樂部
偽シナ人発見ww
stateish gomez
pack gomez
quoy gomez
bacation gomez
>>756
中国語も期待されているのか?ふざけんな。1回の失敗はあまりにも多いな。今も日本語は書いにくくなってきている。チャンコロは面白くない。
マネ中文打っつつ和製漢語使ってちょっと気になって笑ってしまっただけよ落ち着いて下さい
退け退け退け
後ろめたいヤツは退け
有象無象の町に
灯かりを灯せ
正義の時代が来るさ
希望の歌もあるさ
僕の命この世に
捧げてしまっていいさ
よく聞くと凄く感動させる曲だ
why must you hurt me in this way
I set all the reverb setting to 666, 66.6%, 0.666; when I saved it I had 777GB free space left; then I made three burgers for tea. Burgers' status: ate, ate, ate!
snakes are basically just spines
I want a chiropractor to crack my back and neck but I can’t afford it
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thanks for doing your part, spam-kun
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wwwwwwwwwwwwww
nic cage always looks like he's someone's dad who wandered on set by accident in the middle of filming but they decided to just roll with it
Ass
ass
КАТОЛИЧЕСКАЯ РОССИЯ
woah
ass
hmm joints
smoke ass joints
Smoking big doinks in Amish
It bothers me that there are things I can't post about on DQN.
I mean, you know, not without derailing the thread with some stupid argument.
It's things that seem totally mundane and uncontroversial to me, too.
I just want to be able to post disjointed thoughts about my everyday life, like everyone else does, but it's not worth the fuss.
Ehh, whatever. That's just how human communication is, I suppose.
And I do have other places where I can be more open.
I wish other dokyuns would post streams of consciousness too.
I want to know what goes on in your minds.
What do you think about when you're lying in bed trying to sleep?
What do you daydream about?
What things have you always wondered but never quite been able to ask?
It's so hard to tell what other people's lives are like.
All I know is that they're vastly different to my own.