The Big Gomez Comeback
Gomez...
came back.
We saw him come back.
We even predicted it.
It was a matter of looking at a clock.
Gomezes, they come and go.
But this Gomez was special.
When he was expected,
he was there.
When he wasn't,
well there wasn't a time where he wasn't expected.
This Gomez had no surprises.
I guess you could say
that the lack of surprises itself...
was a surprise.
But really, it wasn't.
This was the type of guy
that you knew everything about before he even opened his mouth.
You knew every word he'd say before he made a noise.
I had nothing against this guy,
but he just bored everyone.
You probably know him.
This was...
Predictable Gomez
But he's not the Gomez you came to hear about.
Don't worry, I'll get to THAT one.
But for now I need to tell you about another Gomez.
This one you probably didn't even know about.
I don't blame you.
It was hard for even me to get a read on this one.
(◕ ◡ ◕) There's a secret Gomez?
There was an aura of mystery surrounding him.
A truly enigmatic Gomez.
And to be completely honest
I just got lucky
Never in a million years would I have discovered him if it wasn't out of pure chance.
Maybe it was chance.
Maybe it was fate
destiny
luck
It's irrelevant.
I don't care how it happened.
Or through what mechanism.
All that matters to me
is that it did.
Now I can tell you
About my discovery of...
Perplexing Gomez.
And let's not forget his little brother.
Very much like his older brother.
But what separated this little Gomez
from his more austere brother
was that there was a little bit of
oh I don't know...
A certain not-quite-puckish attitude
that was welcomed by everyone.
The lightheartedness that followed this Gomez
is something we could use in these times
But beyond that,
he's engaging
fun
and maybe even
a little bit goofy
This Gomez does have something else though.
Sometimes you just wonder why.
There have been quite a few times
after seeing him
and what he was doing
that I just stood there and
scratched my head while watching
Puzzling Gomez.
I guess it's about time
I get to talking about who you've been waiting to hear about.
You waited
and maybe even got a bit impatient
but you knew
it would happen when it was supposed to happen.
Not Prematurely.
And not Postponed.
So let's get to it.
While the time is ripe.
Many of us rely on him.
Many of us admire him.
And for good reason
because time is the most valuable resource.
And he reveres it.
Never a wasted moment with him.
He knows how to keep a promise.
There is no schedule too tight for him.
When he says he'll make it,
he'll make it.
The how isn't important to him.
Nor the why.
Or where.
Only the when. Because he's...
Punctual Gomez!