[COUNTDOWN] >>901 ON THE 9001ST DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH [DISASTER] [PART IV] (926)

1 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-8994 18:29

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1502692390/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 16:29

„K„@„S„O„L„I„X„E„R„K„@„` „Q„O„R„R„I„`

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 16:50

>>769
Mobilizing joints indiscriminately is a bad idea.

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 17:07

>>778
If cracking joints is wrong, I donft want to be right.

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 17:54

woah

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 17:54

ass

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 17:59

hmm joints

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 18:01

smoke ass joints

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 18:18

Smoking big doinks in Amish

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 19:44

>>785

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:04

It bothers me that there are things I can't post about on DQN.

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:05

I mean, you know, not without derailing the thread with some stupid argument.

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:06

It's things that seem totally mundane and uncontroversial to me, too.

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:07

I just want to be able to post disjointed thoughts about my everyday life, like everyone else does, but it's not worth the fuss.

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:08

Ehh, whatever. That's just how human communication is, I suppose.

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:10

And I do have other places where I can be more open.

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:11

I wish other dokyuns would post streams of consciousness too.

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:11

I want to know what goes on in your minds.

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:12

What do you think about when you're lying in bed trying to sleep?

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:12

if its oppression griping, yeah dont post it

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:12

What do you daydream about?

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:13

What things have you always wondered but never quite been able to ask?

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:15

It's so hard to tell what other people's lives are like.

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:17

All I know is that they're vastly different to my own.

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:19

>>795
It is neither griping nor is it about oppression. As I said earlier, I just want to be able to post odd thoughts that occur in my mundane, everyday life, like everyone else here does.

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:20

But out of curiosity, what do you mean by "oppression griping", and why shouldn't people post that, anyway?

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:21

I'm not trying to catch you out, or contradict you -- in fact, I probably agree with you -- I just want to know exactly what you mean.

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:24

>>792
I did it one time when my thread had to outpace the other and it was a very strange experience. I went to sleep right after and my brain kept generating one-liners and random thoughts.

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:26

I think about the need to achieve penetration way too often lately. Years ago wasn't this bad. Even puberty wasn't nowhere as bad. It's worrying, I want a science-oriented brain but it's probably too late now, even though neuroplasticity should be good up to 70 years...

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:27

Contemplating the joys of sex all the time is excruciating...

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 20:35

>>801,802
I am busy right now, won't be able to reply for at least a few hours.

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 21:49

Gluteus Maximus

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 22:11

we can do it!

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 22:44

>>792
I do that sometimes. That's what Twitter is for too, right?

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 22:51

time of death, right now

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 22:54

>>789
Like what?
>>793
Anything specific? Ask some questions.
>>796
Being a successful software engineer/security researcher who finds security 0-days.
>>797
If my female friends want to hook up with me again. We used to be close, but I guess I've just become distant with everyone. There were some people I used to smoke weed with and occasionally make out with or have sex with, but I've become more prude and isolated and neckbeardy and depressed. Also in worse shape now too. I also wonder if I overthink it when someone love-reacts to my posts on Facebook. I feel so alone, but my self-esteem is really low and I don't like being rejected.

In general, it seems like there are fewer opportunities for meeting new people when you're older. Meeting, as in, for friends and social stuff, as opposed to professional conferences, where you only want to network with people for job opportunities.

I also wonder if my new guy friend/acquaintance is gay or bi. I'm bi and I think he's cute. I'd never tell him though. Or anyone else, for that matter.
>>804
That's a pretty normal feeling. Some people are just less open about it than others.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 23:30

>>811
Yes, but I'm afraid that I'm responsible for my irresponsible brain. I wish I could use it for greater things but I don't know where to begin.
Captcha: maing that at the first glanced appeared as mating

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 23:31

oh man oh man oh man

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 23:31

30 minutes till OVER 9000

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 23:32

Do you think the internet will stop on this day? Will it be the end of the Eternal September or a next step for it?

816 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:46

oh fuck

817 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:46

let's go

818 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:46

Bolognese

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 23:47

>>815
It wouldn't be eternal if it ended, would it?

820 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:47

Bolonnaise

821 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:47

Boloneighs

822 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:47

Bowl-o-Nays

823 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:48

Bo Lo Neis

824 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:48

Ok no more Bolognese

825 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:49

Fancy juice

826 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:50

No

827 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:50

Fancy beer fancy tea

828 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:51

Yeah, I respect tea

829 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:51

What of it

830 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:51

Sending people photos of all my pants

831 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9000 23:53

Indians playing KotOR and getting excited over weird alien names vaguely sounding like words in their native language

832 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9001 00:01

It's getting OVER NINE THOUSAND here.

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:01

Was there anything I was supposed to do just now? No? Great

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:02

I didn't notice we are officially OVER 9000

835 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9001 00:04

Let's do it

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:05

Something something ass

837 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9001 00:09

Stabert

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:09

The time has come and so have I

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:09

Asster

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:19

fricken owned

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:28

some days I find my wife repulsive, other days extremely attractive

it's weird

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:31

yith in hell!

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:34

exube gomez

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:34

mowb gomez

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:35

reshraze gomez

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:35

ban gomez

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:35

fe gomez

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:36

ƒSƒƒY‚Μ“Sl

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:36

>>842
hell is hot and so is yith

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:36

Iron Gomez - America

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:38

puche gomez

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:38

exish gomez

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:38

chimam gomez

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:39

yo, gomez!

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:39

actually i really liked iron gomez

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:39

sure, punctual gomez will be there exactly when you need him

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:40

but old gomez ironsides is pretty reliable himself

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:40

OVER ass THOUSAND

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:40

he might not be there exactly when you need him

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:41

homo homez

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:41

but on defense he's worth at least 100 punctual gomezes

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:42

old iron gomez once shattered at least 4 lances in one battle before finally dismounting and joining the melee on foot

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:43

>>812
Irresponsible? Your brain is hardwired to seek out reproduction. That's how the species continues on. I'd argue that it's irresponsible to be some holier-than-thou robot-esque asexual eunuch who only cares about science and doesn't care about having a well-adjusted life. Science and sex aren't mutually exclusive.

A society of antisocial scientists who don't have sex doesn't go on.

>>815
pretty hard to have the internet in the inevitable heat death of the universe

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:43

he hacked and cleaved and chopped

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:43

eight hours later, iron gomez was alone in the field, bruised and bloody but still standing

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:45

iron gomez once held off an army of ten thousand all by himself so his lord could escape a besieged castle

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:46

he stood alone on the only bridge in the area

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:47

he shouted "even if my brother punctual gomez were here, and this were the exact moment someone needed his help on the other side of the bridge, he would not pass!"

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:47

O all small creatures

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:47

it was really kind of a wordy thing to shout as a taunt, but it succeeded in intimidating the enemy army

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:48

a few approached him one or two at a time to challenge him to champion's combat

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:48

he struck them down each with a single blow and piled their corpses on the bridge

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:50

then he installed gentoo on a thinkpad

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:50

also known as gomez ironsides

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:53

old gomez ironsides is also the best tank on the server

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 00:54

able to rip aggro from the healer with a single glance

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