[COUNTDOWN] >>901 ON THE 9001ST DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH [DISASTER] [PART IV] (926)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-8994 18:29

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1502692390/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/

677 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:54

we've still got like 30 hours, we can do this

678 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:55

the opposite of premature ejaculator gomez

679 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:55

gomez who's been on SSRIs so long that he literally can't ejaculate

680 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:56

he's been at it for like four hours

681 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:56

his dick is torn and bruised and went soft long ago

682 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:56

but still he persists

683 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:57

at this point it's not even about ejaculating

684 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:57

this is personal

685 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:57

he's gonna show that fucking dick who's boss

686 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:57

wrestle it into submission

687 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:58

force it to vomit up sticky white milk that smells vaguely of pool water

688 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:58

going the distance gomez

689 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:58

can't stop won't stop

690 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:59

it stopped feeling good 20 minutes into hour 1

691 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 08:59

now it's like trying to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube

692 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:01

captcha: bogh

🅱️egend of galactic heroes

693 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:01

back to the painful SSRI-fueled masturbation frenzy

694 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:02

can-only-cum-from-prostate-electrostimulation gomez

695 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:03

the maligned and possibly incarcerated gomez

696 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:04

the gone-in-a-flash-without-a-word gomez

697 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:04

206 posts left until 901

698 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:04

the thousands lost in failed investments gomez

699 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:04

that means

700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:04

the life on the edge gone up in a puff of smoke gomez

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:05

each of the 5 dqns needs to make 41.2 posts before 1993/9/9001 11:59:59 GMT

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:05

the choose certain death to avoid a maiming in the present gomez

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:05

that's hella doable

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:05

tbh

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:05

the worthless good-for-nothing gomez

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:05

41.2 posts in this thread, not in another thread

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:06

enabling and adulating gomez

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:06

i appreciate you, other guy who is also posting in this thread at 5 am

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:06

reprehensible gomez

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:06

love you too bae

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:07

porn addicted gomez

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:07

>>901 is a panda

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:07

sexual reprobate gomez

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:07

gevetion - the act or state of geveteing

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:08

stained glass shattered gomez

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:08

dath - "villain fab", when a fictional character is the obvious antagonist but you can't help but like them anyway

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:09

alienated gomez

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:09

reile - to undulate in a sinusoid pattern

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:10

viquation - the act of redeeming one's honor or that of one's family by committing suicide via self-liquification using acids or other materials

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:11

wowtchable - adjective describing movies, shows, etc that are visually impressive but have a bland and forgettable story

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:11

ruffing - Communication of domestic Canis Lupus Familiaris as understood by Homo Sapiens. Generally refers only to loud or raucous calls. Onomatopoeic.

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:12

reviled gomez

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:12

tiestish - like a tiest, behaving in the manner or pattern of a tiest

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:12

nination - the act of cutting or dividing something into ninths

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:13

noleish - eye-dialect spelling of gnollish

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:14

vi - plural or formal second-person pronoun in Russian

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:15

cowzz - AAVE* orthography for the plural of domestic cattle. Also refers to females with an observed mean BMI of over 35.

*African American Vernacular English

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:16

joughly - adverb describing acts that are likely to turn an episode of playful roughhousing into an actual fistfight

729 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:16

trying clothes on just to fill them with bodily secretions gomez

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:17

chain gang gomez

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:18

pariah gomez

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:18

jetott - the symbolic act of peering down the neck and into the bottom of an empty liquor bottle or other vessel, despite already knowing that it is empty

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:19

kughare - an endangered lagomorph once native to the island of Bali, now only found in captivity

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:20

voud - to repeatedly badger someone to play a multiplayer videogame that they're only kind of into

735 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:20

>>668 Did you ever watch Xavier: Renegade Angel? I think it often either gets dismissed as "low-budget absurdist “dude weed lmao” shit", or SLAMMED for its political incorrectness, but I think it's hilarious and a lot smarter than some people give it credit for.

736 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:22

towger - 1. to dally, to waste time; 2. eye-dialect spelling of "todger"

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:23

chofement - the state or condition of being smugly satisfied

738 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:24

trietch - Shortened form of triechinomaniosis. A parasitical sexually transmitted disease that can cause boils, itching, voluminous discharge from the urethra, and if left untreated; blindness, sterility, and paralysis.

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:25

belsig - the emotion felt when going to a store, restaurant, etc with the intention of buying a specific item, only to find that that item is sold out or unavailable, so you buy an item you had no intention of buying just to feel like you didn't completely waste a trip

740 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:26

thodge - to avoid blame, criticism, etc, by belittling or insulting the accuser

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:28

inade - a beverage made primarily of juice squeezed from the in fruit

742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:30

yitchen - Early 21st century New Religious Movement incorporating elements of environmentalism, wicca, and mycology. Practitioners are referred to individually as yitchy in the singular or yitchys in the plural. A group of yitchys is called a colony. Known for their brightly colored inverse polka-dotted uniforms, it is believed the ultimate objective of the yitchen movement is to induce parthenogenesis in humankind and create a future that is both female and solely asexual.

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:30

susution - when a person you disliked all along but couldn't explain why is finally revealed to be kind of an asshole and starts to be disliked by others. often leads to feelings of chofement.

744 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:32

chowspness - 1. the state or condition of being chowspy; 2. the Platonic ideal of something that is chowspy

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:33

I slumber. Goodnight and good luck fellow traveler.

746 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:34

thain - the feeling of discomfort caused by oddly-textured fabrics rubbing against the skin in the wrong direction

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:35

good night and blopely dreams, friend

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:36

can't think of a plausible-ish definition for "vare" gomez

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:37

152 left

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:37

i did my part

i think

i lost count tbh, someone else take over

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:40

how can i become a yitchy that sounds cool

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:40

nobe - the effects of crossbreeding two dated 2009 memes to create a fresh new 2018 meme

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:42

speaper gomez

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:48

四百二十毎日大麻吸え

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:52

我們的好男人俱樂部不允許黃皮膚的野人

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 09:54

>俱樂部

偽シナ人発見ｗｗ

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 10:10

stateish gomez

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 10:10

pack gomez

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 10:10

quoy gomez

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 10:10

bacation gomez

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 10:26

>>756
中国語も期待されているのか？ふざけんな。1回の失敗はあまりにも多いな。今も日本語は書いにくくなってきている。チャンコロは面白くない。

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 10:33

マネ中文打っつつ和製漢語使ってちょっと気になって笑ってしまっただけよ落ち着いて下さい

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 11:33

退け退け退け
後ろめたいヤツは退け
有象無象の町に
灯かりを灯せ
正義の時代が来るさ
希望の歌もあるさ
僕の命この世に
捧げてしまっていいさ

よく聞くと凄く感動させる曲だ

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 11:48

why must you hurt me in this way

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 12:19

If you purchase,
You can become VIP Quality too.
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766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 13:15

I set all the reverb setting to 666, 66.6%, 0.666; when I saved it I had 777GB free space left; then I made three burgers for tea. Burgers' status: ate, ate, ate!

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 14:31

snakes are basically just spines

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 14:41

They're more like rib cages actually.

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 14:53

I want a chiropractor to crack my back and neck but I can’t afford it

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 15:20

If you sign up,
You can earn much money and travel for free.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 15:41

thanks for doing your part, spam-kun

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 16:09

a

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 16:12

wwwwwwwwwwwwww

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 16:12

nic cage always looks like he's someone's dad who wandered on set by accident in the middle of filming but they decided to just roll with it

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 16:26

Ass

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9000 16:27

ass

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