[COUNTDOWN] >>901 ON THE 9001ST DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH [DISASTER] [PART IV] (926)

1 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-8994 18:29

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1502692390/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:50

Or better still, go out on a warm, sunny day and find a real one.

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:50

After all, all those pictures on the internet could just be photoshopped.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:51

If you're wondering how to get close enough to a butterfly to be able to count its legs without scaring it away, fear not, for I have some advice.

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:52

It's generally easier to spot a butterfly in flight and follow it until it lands, rather than trying to find ones that are already on the ground.

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:53

But that might just be me; I'm severely colourblind, so they perhaps don't stand out to me as much as they would to you.

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:54

Anyway, once it's landed somewhere, there's only a few things you have to remember to avoid scaring it away.

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:55

The first is that, when they've landed somewhere, it's probably to sun themselves, so be careful not to block their sunlight.

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:55

If you cast a shadow on them, they'll almost certainly fly away.

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:56

The second thing is that they tend to be startled by large, or sudden movements.

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:56

So keep low to the ground, and move slowly and smoothly.

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:58

Even if they aren't scared by you, most butterflies don't stay in one place for more than a few seconds at a time, though, so don't be too slow.

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 20:59

Also, because they have compound eyes, they'll see you no matter which direction you approach from -- you can't sneak up behind a butterfly.

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:00

On the positive side, they aren't bothered by sound in the slightest; you can be as loud as you like.

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:00

I actually don't know if they don't have any sense of hearing, or if they can hear you but just don't care.

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:01

I should also mention that some species of butterfly are much more flighty than others.

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:03

And some just won't sit still! Papilionids in particular hardly ever seem to land in the first place.

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:04

I have heard it said that many species are more sluggish around dawn and dusk, but I can't say I've really noticed much difference myself.

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:04

Not that I'm usually awake and out butterfly spotting at dawn, to be fair.

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:05

Have I really just spent almost fifty posts talking to myself about butterflies?

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:07

Well, not quite fifty consecutive posts -- thanks for your input, >>274.

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:07

ass

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:07

I suppose I'll just get us up to >>300 and then call it a night.

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:09

Good night, DQN.

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:10

May your heart be as light and free as a butterfly.

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:10

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302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:15

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310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 21:17

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311 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8997 22:28

Hold on baby, it's the DQN

312 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8997 22:29

Hold on baby, it's the DQN

313 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8997 22:29

Hold on baby, it's the DQN

314 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8997 22:30

Hold on baby, it's the DQN

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:17

I once said "red emperor" when I meant "red admiral" a long time ago, mistakes like that haunt you at night.

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:17

dragon

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:17

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318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:17

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319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:18

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320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:18

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321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:18

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322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:18

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323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:18

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324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:29

dragon ball Z!

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:50

well played, dqn-san.

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8997 23:55

Go

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 00:27

piss

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 00:49

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329 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8998 01:19

pizzas

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 02:25

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354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 03:02

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355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 03:02

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356 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8998 03:28

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Steven_Pinker_2011.jpg/1200px-Steven_Pinker_2011.jpg

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 03:55

that guy looks like an ass

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 04:00

I wonder if you can take two types of sleeping pills at the same time.

My tolerance is increasing and itfs getting harder and harder to sleep.

Without a good nightfs sleep, your day will suck.

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 05:27

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360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 05:27

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361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 05:27

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362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 05:46

Tombstone saying

>>358
19xx–1993
"He took, like, two pills at once."
RIP

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 06:34

opie and anthony

364 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 06:42

It seems like we have some work to do.

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 06:50

vc: yo

366 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 06:53

I'm gonna stay up all night!
If I'm lucky.

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 12:50

okay maybe not

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 15:10

>>363
opium and anthony

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 15:46

Behold! >>315's shame!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/404

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 16:38

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371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 16:39

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372 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8998 16:50

Hold on baby, it's the DQN.

373 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 17:19

you said it was easy and that we should slow down and some other stuff but you're a filthy liar

374 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 17:31

>>366
we're up all night if we're lucky

375 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 18:23

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376 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8998 18:23

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