Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
Let's try to get along edition
I fucked up an interview at facebook lmao
This is quite the September we're having!
>>653 Clicked the link thinking, this better be some fuckin Green Day!
I expected Earth, Wind and Fire
>what other people have posted here
Yes, literally every other post on the board is a personal attack on you, and you’ve made sure to reply to each and every piece of content that you don’t like about how it represents the SJW boogeyman. I’m sure you being banned is because of some cabal and not you being a child who can’t help himself but shit up every thread about the things the board is focused on with insane nazi crackpottery, and you’re evading your ban to show us all how you’re being persecuted and everyone is ganging up on you and it’s not your fault everyone doesn’t like you because you smeared shit all over, which is totally endearing you to everyone else and not just digging your own well deserved ban hole deeper.
Wait, are we nazis or sjws? I wish the polposters would make up their minds, I saw a jewish guy the other day and wasn't sure if I was supposed to hate him for being jewish or hate him for being a white male. Please advise. I wish I could just go back to not particularly hating anyone, but some spastic on the internet called me a thing, so it must be true.
I am so underslept and so, so happy.
Once again wishing I could just be asexual. It would make life so much simpler.
>>665 Just be gay, it's almost as good. It's like you get to fuck your bestie then watch the game together.
Nice
Knife
Gamma Knife
Is there a name for that "misplaced fight-or-flight response" thing? Like when you hit your head on a cupboard or something and your immediate, almost instinctual response is to want to rip it down smash the shit out of it and you have to restrain yourself for a second. That moment where your mammal brain and your reptile brain are fighting it out.
>>668
Poking around Wikipedia a bit, one pop-sci author appears to use the terms "amygdala hijack" and "limbic hijack."
I don't think there's a formal term that encapsulates the "misplaced" part, since actual scientists are interested in the response itself rather than how rational it is (and generally studying mice or something where no instinctual response is really misplaced.)
This post sucked, has there ever been such a glorious phrase that brings such relief to see all over the front page?
https://camp-fire.jp/projects/view/89857
20 million \
For some polaroids of a vtuber and a vhs.
>>664
This mf got laid for the first time in 3 years
just a guess
>>663
Satanist Nazi jew SJW muslim corporate grassroots astroturfing indie nigger academic high school dropouts from the brain bank cities on the moon. The anarchist OWG murderous peace-loving pussies who are stoned out of our mind while banning all those vices of the innocent. We all are pedophiles who want to ban all porn and are destroying traditional marriage while intruding on what people can do in their own home to other consenting adults. The chimeric single entity that hates in specificity all the individual things your spaz friend likes.
>>664
Sounds like someone just worked out the last segfault in his videogame.
Everyone wants to invoke Ike's so-called military-industrial complex until it's time to apply the slightest critique to Ike's so-called scientific-technological elite.
>>666
The thought has occurred to me that it would be much more convenient that way. Alas, my brain remains staunchly heterosexual.
>>669
I think I have to agree that it would escape formality, misplaced seems to be more like an opinion about what happened. I'm sure in the poetic manner you could say you stifled a freakout or withheld an urgent panic or had a pop quiz on Stoicism.
It does seem like a common enough experience that you could coin a new term and not worry if a synonym already exists.
>>669,678
I propose calling it the "REEEflex".
When your instinctive reaction to unexpected pain(stubbing your toe, banging your head) is to lash out physically, even when(especially when) the object of your violence is an inanimate object.
ensure: to make certain of something, to make something certain
insure: to cover something with an insurance policy, or to purchase an insurance policy
learn you're diffrent
this is the bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard internet
There's this set of Domino's ads that I really hate, where they pull out a bunch of stereotypical nyc people. Out of those people, there's one guy who says "extra cheese" like he just had a stroke and it probably pisses me off the most
famed voice actress threeabove branchfold
a stroke of cheese
sort of like 69 except you suck each other's nipples
aside from the social stuff being a lesbian sounds great
>>686
I don't know, I've heard recent Subaru models all have a big problem with the head gasket blowing out.
Get filled, bitch!
>>687
i feel like this is a reference to some anime character, but i only have a place in my memory for "anime about lesbians" and it's currently filled by yuru yuri
I'm trying to memorize where are all the WWWOOOOOOOO in nonagon infinty so when I see king gizzard live, I'll be able to shout at the top of my lungs WOOOOOOOOOOO
>>689
You might be thinking of the Utena movie where most of the characters spontaneously turn into cars at the end.
/realtalk/ ass visible between thighs rarely looks good
??? talk, that lesbian scat JAV was the best, the one with the tubes. UNK-315 I think.
from the back of a can of juice i was just drinking:
"see www.site.com for a complete list of all ingredients this product is free of"
really? a complete list? there's only like four ingredients in this thing, I doubt your list is that complete.
if it's not on the list, does that mean I should assume it's contained in the juice? i don't see "dolphin semen" on this list so that worries me.
Lesbian scat JAV runoff in my juice? More likely than you think.
>>696-697
Under US law at least, the FDA (or maybe the department of agriculture, I dunno) sets an allowable limit of how much of a given contaminant are OK in each food. For instance, milk is allowed to contain so many parts per million of blood and pus, and most vegetable matter can contain so many ppm of crushed/dead insects.
The consequence of exceeding this is probably that the food can't be sold though, not that they have to put it on the ingredients list.
Also, dolphin semen is probably not on the list. Poop would be though (not specifically lesbian scat runoff but illegal farm workers like to piss and poop in the fields. That's where E. Coli in lettuce comes from.)
Oh yeah, trace amounts of cow poop are allowed in milk too. I remember this from reading about a farmer complaining that he isn't allowed to cut off his cows' tails anymore and that means more of their poop ends up in the milk.
700 thoughts closer to death
Girls are cool.
Girls with dicks and no vagina are better.
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
My sister took philosophy and now she's too good at arguing what the shit
>>710 8 year olds are taking philosophy classes, the current year is truly incredible
couzcouz is disgusting
is there just nothing left to discuss? ever since the end of grinding noises the only active threads on dqn have been current thoughts/ctrl+v/someone else's comment/dqn quality wikipedia
been a long time gone, constantinople
bagina in the streets, aznable in the sheets
>>714
What is there to say? I've tried bumping a few text adventure/RP threads but they always peter out. Clonepa is a relic of the past. Any sort of discussion thread gets crowded out by current thoughts.
>>714
Every blue moon or so, I bump the shirt thread but we are just too few people here, and the text adventure/short story threads require more people to participate in them otherwise they grow stale rather quick.
>>718
And I know there's somebody here who also bumps that thread, but same thing.
Everything is happening.
>>714
Grinding noises and the shirt novel are both creative endeavors.
We also just finished the second DQN album - quite a feat.
Aside from the miscellany like the last google/current panties/etc threads, we've still got the word game threads going on.
I'd say we're doing OK for a forum populated by a single person on two dozen different medications, using only remaining computer in an asylum abandoned 25 years ago,
>>714
More people might float back now that sir spazzalot is gone, but we need a few rounds of they time honored “bump everything at the bottom of the list” ritual.
It all comes around.
>Footsteps, stomping, music, and laughing.
Not sure if that's a weird reaction or he misunderstood the question haha
they're here already
>>726
second DQN Digital, as opposed to DQN Electronics which is the older line
Sounds ripe for a reboot: DQN Digelectrictronicsal.
which fkmt would u fug?
>726,727,729
My mistake, I blame the VIPPER AIDS that made me lose most of my fingers, hindering my ability to count that high.
put that thing back where it came from or so help me
vc: vow
do you think there's a person who has a fetish for getting viruses from gay porn sites
like a digital bugchaser
It's ironic that people who don't understand division use "lowest common denominator" to mean "stupid."
>>734 Are they really using it to mean stupid? I've only ever heard it used in terms of low-brow culture or mass appeal, not necessarily stupid but more-easily digestible for a wider demographic - which often is related to a certain dumbing-down.
I finally caved and got an iPhone SE, which is the small cheap one. Not seeing what’s so great about it yet, but at least I get those sweet blue bubbles.
Also it highlights all the dates on DQN because it assumes they’re phone numbers. I wonder who would pick up if I dialed 1993-09-9157.
>>738
Aw, rats. What’s wrong with it? All the reviews are good and I’m too scared of government surveillance to ask /g/
>>739
it's... from 2013...
i mean, it'll do the job, but it's five whole generations behind so Apple might drop the ball and stop supporting it next year when iOS 13 gets released. it's literally the oldest phone still supported by iOS 12.
>>740
The SE came out in 2016. Are you sure you're not thinking of 5S?
must watch: ben shapiro MENTALLY ABORTS sjw fetus with COAT HANGER of FACTS and LOGIC
I have the 5S (´・ω・`)
bit slow; surprisingly slow to load ebooks even, but i don't use it for much except to put COOL FREE RINGTONES on
no social/outside life, you see, not much need to take/make calls or look up something while out and about.
i prefer the web and gaming experience of my (freaking antique) desktop over similar load times and smaller screen of my phone.
I also have a 5S. It's not perfect, but I love the form factor. I've been meaning to upgrade to the SE, but also hoping Apple's gonna put out a new phone that size. From the looks of it, though, they've just recently announced some new xbox-sized models and discontinued the SE. So maybe I'll get a good deal on one?
not this shit again
why does IO fuckery on a secondary hard drive that isn't being used grind the entire damn system down
bob marley and the whalers