[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#30] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 19:50

Cute girl trying to get along.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 20:18

I'm not sure whether CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] being made with the exact same opening post as CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] was lazy or brilliant.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 21:08

>>3
What would you prefer it to be?

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 21:16

It's better to post when you happen to have something in your clipboard rather than just copying something to make a post. It would have been more interesting to freshen up the place, Dang Ni Gu Dan is starting to smell funny

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 21:18

( ゚ ヮ・) Gloves!

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 22:26

Are you a jerk if you put alumni stickers on your car?

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 23:23

There is no ground beneath my feet.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 23:44

Moving is risky and it might make you even unhappier, or maybe you'll stay the same, or maybe things will get better. There is no guarantee that it will be better than your current environment. But if you never move, and you don't like where you will live, the results are obvious: you will continue to be unhappy. Moving might be risky, but there's a 100% chance that you will be unhappy if you dislike your current situation and don't do anything about it.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 06:36

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, and that's why I poop on company time!

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 06:38

professors are just people who liked college so much that they never left

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 07:25

fucking hell i was near to the point of suicide over these constant(literally never-ending 24/7) headaches, pressure, just feeling like there was something physically fucking stuck in my head that isnt supposed to be there that i needed to just take an ice pick and dig it out, thinking i literally dont want to even live out the remaining 2/3 of my life if it's constantly going to feel like someone is juicing my fucking head like an apple

it was my ears, they gave me some kind of wax dissolving ear drops and it got better within minutes, fuck this gay earth

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 07:36

but (*゚ー゚) why are you mad if you got better

fuck you that's why

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 07:54

i see a ship in the harbor dububluh xiaobei

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 08:16

rrrip open my belly and eat my innards

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 08:30

Hoshima Mika cosplaying as Sakura

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 08:50

some feedback from fellow dqns in this thread would be nice:
DQN name change

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 10:02

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 10:07

I'm so glad the sound of turds plopping into the upstairs toilet is somehow amplified so it reverberates through the entire house

20 Name: Ted Rea from Shattuck, Oklahoma : 1993-09-9118 10:53

sup, heard you bitches been talking shit like i wouldnt find out

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 11:12

The mascot of 7chan is a cat that died back in 2015. I wondered if they did anything acknowledging that.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 11:14

Why are there three Abraham religions? Was one not enough?

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 11:16

>>21 didn't 7chan die back in like 2011

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 11:31

>>23 A fitting mascot then.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 11:33

Haskell the dead dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible[i]![/i]

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 12:25

Please, we prefer the term "product champion" over "smug weenie"

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 14:23

Ay thynk a lot abut English spellyng riform end hau tu achiev yt. Beissicali, tha byggyst cunsyrn wuld bi tu crieit samthyng thet ys yntellygibl tu samwan hu gru ap ridyng end raityng wyth tha current orthography, yet also mayks sher that iech end evri lettur (oar dipthong) ys mapped tu wan end onli wan sauwnd. Tha current orthography ys a cumplit clusterfuck wyth tha rilashunshyp bitwin letturs end sauwnds bi'ing cumplitli randum end arbytrari. Hauever yt mayt bi a gud aidia tu kip sertan wurds moar oar less tha saym foar etymological purposes, espeshully yn tha cais of loanwurds end foreign-derived wurds, espeshully thoaz frum Greek end Latin. Sailynt vowels can lyterulli iit shyt, tho. English rili niids a sentrul guvernyng bodi layk the Real Academia Española oar tha Caunsyl foar German Orthography.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 14:28

Tha uther cunsrn ys that wut mei bi a phonetic spellyng foar mi, a spiker uv Mydland American English, mayt nawt bi foar a spiker uv sum othur varai'yti.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 14:32

>>27,28
Google actually detects this as English, I was expecting something weird like Haitian creole or Turkish. I can't stop thinking about this, it's keeping me awake.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 15:36

#30

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 19:32

I'm so tired and want to sleep but it's only the afternoon

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 19:37

seriously I can't even remember the last time I was this tired fuck how do I stay awake longer

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 22:09

update: I managed to stay awake

is this how you livetweet?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/live-tweet

gonzo journalism

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 22:18

>>27,28
This betrays your accent, or at least it might if I could discern US accents more than just "American", but I can't help but read it in an accent reminiscent of a Scot trying not to sound plastered

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 23:47

Stupid idiots pass on sweet citizenship deal for stupid idiot reasons.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 05:27

New roommates

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 05:43

>>34 I was actually thinking while writing it that it looked like some weird combination of Scots and one of the Scandinavian languages.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 06:50

Pronounce the words[1] as they are spelt[2][3] until the world relents.
We'll keep the silent e's for now, they're too old, I repent.

[1] Whoever decided that possessives were 's and plurals are es or s instead of that possessives are s and plurals are es or 's, I salute your drunken ass, but I sincerely believe you made the wrong call especially when they had to have seen texts that are full of -is and -ys plurals. There may have been a Francophilic political reason I guess, I don't really know who did that.

[2] In my head, to maintain correct spelling, I pretty much have that nasty mishmash of c. 1450-1750 going on, which I sincerely doubt many other people do. It may be too much to ask for people to start rhyming "die" and "melody" again, obviously, but the hugest deviation from Latinate vowels that I don't think my facetious fourteener can avoid is the long i. Of course pronunciation was never uniform, and the crazy spelling shit I've witnessed in Middle English just tells me Latin letters were probably never that good a fit.

[3] Also, I would like it if more people used 'd when the e in -ed is not pronounced. I'm not that big a fan of e, it's extra ink and pen movement for the most common vowel in multiple languages.

[4] ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE YOGH AND WYNN OR RIOT

[5] Not really feelin it as far as seeing thorn and eth back, but they'd be nice as abbreviations tho

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 07:10

welcome to my web sight

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 07:11

html formatting doesn't allow <blink> and <marquee>, i demand this oversight be rectified

41 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 08:16

reading the old thoughts threads and not much has changed here in at least the past 1000 days or so

42 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 08:20

wow did they change the default name? that was fast, thanks bps!

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 08:22

what now

44 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 08:39

clear your browser cache and try again, if that doesn't work try reformatting/recompiling your OS of choice. it definitely works for me.

45 Name: (゚Д゚;) : 1993-09-9119 08:49

>>41,42,44
Nice try, pal! We all know the REAL new default name.

46 Name: ( ゚ ∀ ゚ ) : 1993-09-9119 10:51

hmmst

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 10:59

I have actually tasted a dog's blood once, accidentally, but I'd do it again. It tasted like human blood but with a wet-dog-smell kinda flavour.

48 Name: (ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`) : 1993-09-9119 11:03

I'm sure other humans in our history have also tasted dog blood, but how many of them were bouncing on a trampoline when they did? I may be the first person in history to do that.

49 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 11:05

>>38 Honestly I feel like the Latin alphabet is a poor fit for most non-Romance languages. There's just simply not enough letters, so you end up with either
-digraphs fucking EVERYWHERE (ala German, Dutch)
-diacritics fucking EVERYWHERE (ala Polish, Czech)
-disregard history, intuition, etymology, etc; just read things however the fuck you want (ala English)

It seems like trying to write one language in a writing system meant for another language will almost always end in "lossy encoding", with the effect being more and more pronounced the more different the source language of the writing system and the language being written are. A noteable exception is logographs, mainly because they can be used purely for meaning and given any number of arbitrary readings, but that comes with its own problems. What if there was some kind of grand unified alphabet containing a single symbol for literally every sound used in any human language or that it's possible for a human larynx to produce, and individual languages could just pick and choose which symbols they needed based on their phonology?.

50 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9119 11:05

I have a headache.

51 Name: `!CdQPknbMI.!!AdVQEsRv : 1993-09-9119 11:05

Before you ask, yes I would like a medal please.

52 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9119 11:12

Have you tried using a sharp symbol?

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 12:34

Thanks to >>52 piquing a google, I now know that "Octothorpe" was actually a joke

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 12:39

Smoking #

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 12:39

Smoking #

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 13:47

no homo we smoking #

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 17:47

you ever think "why am I friends with these people?"

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 19:25

no, I have no friends.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 20:25

what would you do if I was secretly a jew working with jewish organizations and was collecting info on anti-semites like you?

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 20:41

Is this really happening?

61 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9119 20:48

Don’t you guys have Pisscorp?

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 21:18

>>59
well if you collected enough info about me you'd know I'm not an anti-semite

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 21:44

>>62
Kike lover

64 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9119 22:06

Hungry.

65 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 22:23

ssssssssmokin

66 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 22:24

the fullwidth parenthesis is detrimental but the fullwidth space after it is good

67 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9120 02:33

自己嫌悪を抱いて死にたい、冬なので。

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 02:47

>>65
wwwwwwwweed

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 03:29

pic of the smoke up in british columbia, lighting one up aint legal yet but the ents don't care

https://i.imgur.com/r5dEYxt.jpg

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 03:32

>>69
fuckin LIT fam

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 04:32

good night

72 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9120 06:40

Is 4-ch the most active english-language textboard now?

saovq: dead (struck down in its prime by the JEWS)
dis.4chan.org: dead
6-ch: exists in null space where time has no meaning (un-dead)
bienvenidoainternet: fairly lively, but in spanish
4ct.org: deader than dead except for /lounge/ which is only kinda dead
tinychan: literal /soc/ phoneposters, barely counts as a textboard

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 07:29

I thought bienvenidoainternet was Esperanto

74 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9120 07:34

I just like posting here because of the IIchan+Wakachan thing.

SAoVQ is okay and BaI's World Lobby only has the Ranran thrread.

75 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9120 10:06

"your lewd ass is a violation of the school rules!"

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 12:12

saovq is still alive? I visit maybe a couple of times a year but it was alive a couple of days ago?

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 13:04

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 15:19

let's pop together
all night

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 15:26

oh man bienvenidoainternet is still alive?

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 15:59

(´・ω・`)らんらん♪

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 17:33

desu

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 18:40

>>61
is that a genre?

>>76
It was down briefly yesterday, but it's back up now.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 19:41

I have 28 gfs

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 19:51

hate all of you

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 21:23

Again?

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 21:55

mastodon is hilariously useless in an unexpected way

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 22:25

my billion dollar idea: drive-thru but with healthy food

drive-thru grilled chicken breast and steamed squash and zucchini

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 22:36

apathy and over-use of irony (internet tough guy personality) is for cowards who are afraid to make themselves vulnerable

don't be afraid to embrace and express your true emotions

89 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9120 22:55

what if I'm just legitimately disinterested in most things due to depressive anhedonia

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 23:24

>>88
good shitter thread about a related subject https://bit.ly/2LcU5TK

(URL shortener because shitter is blocked by the spam filter)

91 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9121 00:03

has it been august 20th for like 4 days now or am i just slipping into derealization again

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 01:37

>>86
I don't know much about it other than the fact that it's like some freetard tw1tter clone that has a fart joke and nobody uses it aside from turbonerds, and even then, they only use it to "toot" what they already tweet on twitter anyway

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 02:08

I found an alternative image board where the admin deletes pictures of people (because he hates "3DPD") and bans people if they mention having a job, a girlfriend, friends, etc. Weirdest fucking echo chamber ever.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 02:24

Are you talking about Tohno?

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 03:19

>>86, >>92
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Mastodon, is in fact, ActivityPub/Mastodon, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ActivityPub plus Mastodon. Mastodon is not a Twitter clone unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning ActivityPub system made useful by the ActivityPub client/server API, federated cross-server API and W3C standard comprising a full social network as defined by the plants Richard Stallman has sex with.

Many computer users run a modified version of the ActivityPub system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ActivityPub which is widely used today is often called "Mastodon", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the ActivityPub system, developed by the W3C.

There really is a Mastodon, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Mastodon is the GUI: the program in the system that deludes you into thinking you're using a snazzy web 2.0 thing like Twitter instead of an open source command line program written by some fat nerd in his mom's basement. The GUI is an essential part of a social network, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete communications protocol. Mastodon is normally used in combination with the ActivityPub standard: the whole system is basically ActivityPub with Mastodon added, or ActivityPub/Mastodon. All the so-called "Mastodon" distributions are really distributions of ActivityPub/Mastodon.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 03:41

>>95
It's hilarious because Mastodon will indeed become the most famous instance of ActivityPub, just like Linux is the biggest example of an OS using GNU. Literally what's GNUSocial and Hurd.

>>92
It really is a bunch of ultra nerds shouting nice things at each other all the time. It's kind of annoying really, and mostly useless since unless you spam how much you love everyone, nobody will bother interacting with you (you can blatantly beg for follows, but that's literally a level nobody should sink to) and you'll be talking to a huge void that is the federated timeline. Worst, people will think you are an "ironybro" unless literally every post you make is wholesome loveydovey stuff.

What I'm saying is that we should have a distributed message board, shit's the future.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 04:24

>>94 Seems to be the case. I can't really see what he has against it, they seem like pretty sensible policies to me.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 06:38

>>95

> plants Richard Stallman has sex with

took it from an A to an A+, well memed

99 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9121 07:00

I love being an insider for my friends.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 08:16

I hate all this ligma sugandese bullshit
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