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801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 16:08

>>799
I canft wait for the endless stream of Strike Witches content on the horizon.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 18:37

can i get a scholarship by playing rocket league

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 19:16

Only finished seacats a couple months ago; the fanbase seems to have been a lot larger in the past compared to now. I wonder what I missed out on.
vc: inane

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9164 21:43

Womanhood.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9165 01:19

I wonder how George Montagu-Dunk, 2nd Earl of Halifax would feel about the fact that his style now serves as an instruction to a swarthy Mohammedan to place an infusion of garlic and sweetened condensed milk atop one's beef pita.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9165 11:34

having your sexuality that you've always tried to keep in the realm of memes violently and awkwardly thrust into the open

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9165 13:10

hungry but also lazy

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9165 14:02

"violently and awkwardly thrust" sounds about right

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9165 17:07

birds are a little bit like tiny people with no arms

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9165 19:12

humans are a little bit like like fat birds that have useless toes and can't fly

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9165 20:33

A lumpy girl.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9165 20:39

>>810
Thanks Plato

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9165 23:01

My toes get the job DONE

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 02:58

When did people start using gepich again? Are we back in 2005?

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 07:21

>>814 Not yet

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 09:31

810 är din, 810 är din

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 09:39

I wonder what happened to all of the people i used to know on the internet...

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 12:49

old youtube recommendations: hey here's some things we think you'll like based on the things you've watched before
new youtube recommendations: hey remember that video you watched 2 weeks ago? here it is again.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 14:02

Words/phrases I can no longer hear without immediately calling to mind some shitty internet joke:

  • big guy, bane, masked man, etc
  • yoshinoya
  • any pair of two words that both begin with sp-
  • suction
  • grass
  • (baby) boomer
  • wife's son
  • euphoric
  • cooking spaghetti
  • somebody once
  • when I was

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 15:19

Family guy funny moments

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 17:46

I'm doing something in secret that most people would consider immoral and would hurt others a lot if they found out. I don't feel bad that I'm doing the thing, but I do feel bad that I don't feel bad and frequently question whether I'm a sociopath. Is this weird?

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 20:06

>>821
nah that's pretty normal

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9166 20:41

>>821
Sociopaths generally don't feel bad about being sociopaths.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 08:57

Always I have something neat to say to you guys but forget it before I get to a computer.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 10:53

my current thought is usually some permutation of how miserable and lonely i am but i try not to post those too often so it doesn't become attention whoring

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 12:22

>>825 Thanks pal! The sun will come out tomorrow!

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 12:57

my goal in life is being the crazy wine uncle with a crazy wine aunt wife and crazy fetal alcohol syndrome kids

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 13:17

i am mad mad mad mad I want to kill i am mad

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 15:31

I wish I was a christmas cake onee-san with a gay younger brother

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 16:01

gymthot deadlifting an empty bar and not even doing it right

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, HO

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 17:33

i just want four walls and adobe flash for my girls

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 18:50

>>821
i too jack it to strictly vanilla hentai with hand-holding and kissing and no actual sex, your secret is safe with me

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 19:33

>>827
I'm pretty happy my mom didn't start hitting the wine until after I was born.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 21:10

loudly playing amen breaks loudly playing them

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 21:40

4-ch is pretty good for connecting to public wifi

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9167 22:32

ha ha what the FUCK

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 00:46

NSDAP will rise AGAIN

gas all kikes now

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 01:40

what's it called when you're horny but like in your heart

you don't necessarily want sex, it would be nice, but the main thing you want is just someone to hold and cuddle and be physically connected with

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 02:36

Lonely.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 04:07

Oh, thank god, I thought I lost the ability to shit today.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 12:26

>>839 oh yeah, that's it

.......

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 13:25

Cold cold cold cold

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 18:49

I'm in a restaurant I've never been to before. I went to the restroom and the urinal (one of those Duchamp style ones with a bowl that has decent capacity) is filled to the brim with ice.

Good thing I ordered the hot coffee.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 21:10

Sleepy...

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 21:32

popping a boner from scheduling a date
not me, of course, ifm cool, but somebody

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 22:06

we don't need no
thot patrol

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 23:04

what a frightening thot

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 23:22

>>821
Maybe you'll feel better if you tell us.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9168 23:35

i don't remember saying that but it sounds like something i'd say so i'll give it a pass

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 01:06

>>821
I guess you don't feel bad because you don't think you'll get caught any time soon. Your fucked up hobby is neatly separated from your real life, hell, it probably doesn't even figure on your perception you have of yourself. You don't feel bad because you are a sociopath, it's just cleanly compartmentalized.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 02:07

Practical joke idea: drive horse after horse into his bedroom and shoot each one dead. Do it until the whole room is three dead horses deep.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 02:11

>>849
Tell me~~!

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 06:37

>>850
Yeah, the only way anyone could find out is if they monitor my online activity somehow.

I'm just wondering why I feel some confused anxiety over my own thoughts. Is it because I subconsciously worry, since I'm unable to fabricate the natural emotion of guilt over the act itself, I might not be passing as normal well enough?

>>849
I can confirm you aren't me. Hope you feel better knowing we're just sociopaths, not the same sociopath with multiple personalities or a crippling memory problem.

Or are we?

>>848
Every night I enter the secret area of VIP quality through the back door without paying D A D D Y@@C O O L any VIPCOINS.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 07:54

starting to really miss w2ch

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 08:20

>>852 it was a quote with my nick attached to it in an irc channel
"i want to sit a cute sissyboy on my lap and massage his little twink body"
like i said, don't remember saying it but it sounds like something i'd say

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 12:30

I feel like every few years or so, the Tokyo Met Orchestra records a new Dragon Quest album.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 16:53

What Your Favorite CAVE Soundtrack Says About You

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 17:07

>>855
I believe you.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 17:09

gf: Fancy gan tae the pictures tae see Venom?
me: Nut!

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 17:13

"The soul is like a bowl of soup, and our impressions are like a spoon getting out a sip. If the soup is a transparent substance of a particular refractive index, the spoon appears to be bent, but it isn't. I am hungry. Pasta la vista, baby." -Epicziti

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 18:35

If I somehow caught the gay, you'd be first pick for man-wife. Manwife. M

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 19:28

I'm sitting in the library working and someone near me has a fucking cheeseburger.

I CAN SMELL IT

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 21:57

Herefs a feature for your hip new messaging app: trap cards. You send a message, but itfs hidden until they send something to you. If you accurately predict what your friend is going to say then you can respond in advance, but if you donft you just look like an idiot.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 22:44

Here's a feature for your hip new messaging app: give up! Just fucking stop it, stop it you bastards, stop making bad email and IRC clients that require a separate chrome executable that is locked to your website as a "native" "client". Just put down your macbook, take off your pants, and march into the closest woods to San Francisco and beat rocks together to make trowels and arrowheads to hunt/gather.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9169 23:25

You know that one thread at the top of the Personal Issues board? The OP's name is "warez otoko". I like that name so much, I think I'm going to steal it.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 03:46

"Kopii sofuto man" doesn't have the same ring to it, does it.

Incidentally, the Japanese Wikipedia article on warez mentions they call people in the scene "warezers" locally. (Japan doesn't have much of a scene so this basically just means people who upload shit on P2P networks.)

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 04:34

What's easier? Learning Chinese before Japanese, or learning Japanese before Chinese?

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 05:41

>>867
Chinese has considerably simpler grammar, but the tones might be hard if you don't already speak a language that has them. If you only want to read it though, Chinese, no context.

Comedy answer: Pay homage to that wise 16th century king who decided kanji were retarded and learn Korean.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 05:42

I meant no contest, but I also have no context.

870 Name: vc: thrust : 1993-09-9170 07:27

>>867
Learning Classical Chinese to own the vernacularists.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 08:11

>>867
I'm someone with a decent grasp of Japanese who isn't intentionally learning Chinese but has a lot of incidental contact via internet/vidya with Chinese people and its kind of funny. A lot of times I can understand pretty well the meaning they're trying to convey without having any idea how to read or pronounce what they're writing. In Chinese they often use Žq as a suffix to nominalize certain things (ŒCŽq, ŠøŽq) that in Japanese the noun for that thing would just be the first character and it makes it look to me vaguely like a girl's name.

872 Name: vc: yaw : 1993-09-9170 14:33

♿ONE♿LAST♿RIDE♿

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 14:50

>>864 how about my new hip massaging app?

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 15:05

>>870
Chinese prescriptivists must be insufferable.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 17:04

What am I?

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 18:40

>Do not playback the system update file on any speaker or headphone system as this could lead to damage to the equipment and/or hearing loss. The system update file doesnft contain audio thatfs intended to be listened to. Neither Korg nor any of its affiliates will accept responsibility for any damages, personal loss or injury that may result from playback of the file.

This just makes me want to listen to it for 10 hours

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 20:23

>>874
literally Communists

(but to be fair, nearly every regime before them pulled something or other in that regard too)

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 21:51

My ears hurt and I canft sleep and I want to die

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9170 22:11

>>878
I see you listened to the system update file through earphones or other playback device.

VC: pain

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 04:08

>>877
usually the 'something or other' was just inventing 10-20 new characters for shits and giggles, though

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 11:01

Just fucking kill the shit out of me.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 13:05

>>880
'"There are more kanji in the Japanese language than stars in the universe."—Dekinai-chan'—Neil deGrasse Tyson

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 18:43

Writing a compiler, for my toy language, in my toy language, targeting lua, for some reason

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 18:51

Who knew GameLife was brought to a swift end, not for its puerile quality and constant infighting but because its host was making death threats to his school

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 20:02

It wasn't clear to me, either, that it was meant to be a Fark headline sorta thing, but I do feel bad for the OP that there's more threadshitting than thread.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 20:59

Loads of threads take time to get properly started. Either that or they quietly steer themselves in the natural direction.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 22:00

Is it really Wednesday?

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9171 22:38

(laugh)

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 07:27

It took 5 seconds to google Waynesville Daily Guide uranus - the clue that it wasn't made up was that Uranus jokes aren't very funny

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 10:58

Go eat some FUCKING biscuits, you SLUT.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 12:53

cute boy waiting for you with some hot massage oil and a big ass steak when you get home from the gym

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 14:28

Captcha: Waizzable

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 14:51

If you're wanting to play dead meme bingo for some reason, there's a winner every 20 minutes on Dalaran-US Alliance /2

I really don't recommend it tho.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 15:13

angry about being angry

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 17:31

Ate the wrong one ate the wrong one ate the wrong one ate the wrong one

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 17:35

>>895 Yeah, I meant biscuits in the British sense!

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 18:20

how do i make money with no effort, i dont want to be a wageslave but im also sick of being a broke NEET

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 19:48

Music collection from "Umineko When They Cry" for Clarinet Quintet and piano and one guy on the drums, please

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 21:15

big ALI PROJECT mood

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 21:34

>>897
i was going to say sucking dicks, but that's probably a lot of effort too.

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