Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
Let's try to get along edition
scantily clad witches(male)
by the power of gayskull
big titty goth gf(male)
captcha: cone
are they really witches when they are clearly airplanes?
that reminds me, being in an umineko-themed guild way back when was both crazy fun, but also, actually ushiromiya crazy, which was not fun
>>799
I canft wait for the endless stream of Strike Witches content on the horizon.
can i get a scholarship by playing rocket league
Only finished seacats a couple months ago; the fanbase seems to have been a lot larger in the past compared to now. I wonder what I missed out on.
vc: inane
Womanhood.
I wonder how George Montagu-Dunk, 2nd Earl of Halifax would feel about the fact that his style now serves as an instruction to a swarthy Mohammedan to place an infusion of garlic and sweetened condensed milk atop one's beef pita.
having your sexuality that you've always tried to keep in the realm of memes violently and awkwardly thrust into the open
hungry but also lazy
"violently and awkwardly thrust" sounds about right
birds are a little bit like tiny people with no arms
humans are a little bit like like fat birds that have useless toes and can't fly
A lumpy girl.
My toes get the job DONE
When did people start using gepich again? Are we back in 2005?
810 är din, 810 är din
I wonder what happened to all of the people i used to know on the internet...
old youtube recommendations: hey here's some things we think you'll like based on the things you've watched before
new youtube recommendations: hey remember that video you watched 2 weeks ago? here it is again.
Words/phrases I can no longer hear without immediately calling to mind some shitty internet joke:
Family guy funny moments
I'm doing something in secret that most people would consider immoral and would hurt others a lot if they found out. I don't feel bad that I'm doing the thing, but I do feel bad that I don't feel bad and frequently question whether I'm a sociopath. Is this weird?
>>821
Sociopaths generally don't feel bad about being sociopaths.
Always I have something neat to say to you guys but forget it before I get to a computer.
my current thought is usually some permutation of how miserable and lonely i am but i try not to post those too often so it doesn't become attention whoring
my goal in life is being the crazy wine uncle with a crazy wine aunt wife and crazy fetal alcohol syndrome kids
i am mad mad mad mad I want to kill i am mad
I wish I was a christmas cake onee-san with a gay younger brother
gymthot deadlifting an empty bar and not even doing it right
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, HO
i just want four walls and adobe flash for my girls
>>821
i too jack it to strictly vanilla hentai with hand-holding and kissing and no actual sex, your secret is safe with me
>>827
I'm pretty happy my mom didn't start hitting the wine until after I was born.
loudly playing amen breaks loudly playing them
4-ch is pretty good for connecting to public wifi
ha ha what the FUCK
NSDAP will rise AGAIN
gas all kikes now
what's it called when you're horny but like in your heart
you don't necessarily want sex, it would be nice, but the main thing you want is just someone to hold and cuddle and be physically connected with
Lonely.
Oh, thank god, I thought I lost the ability to shit today.
Cold cold cold cold
I'm in a restaurant I've never been to before. I went to the restroom and the urinal (one of those Duchamp style ones with a bowl that has decent capacity) is filled to the brim with ice.
Good thing I ordered the hot coffee.
Sleepy...
popping a boner from scheduling a date
not me, of course, ifm cool, but somebody
what a frightening thot
i don't remember saying that but it sounds like something i'd say so i'll give it a pass
>>821
I guess you don't feel bad because you don't think you'll get caught any time soon. Your fucked up hobby is neatly separated from your real life, hell, it probably doesn't even figure on your perception you have of yourself. You don't feel bad because you are a sociopath, it's just cleanly compartmentalized.
Practical joke idea: drive horse after horse into his bedroom and shoot each one dead. Do it until the whole room is three dead horses deep.
>>850
Yeah, the only way anyone could find out is if they monitor my online activity somehow.
I'm just wondering why I feel some confused anxiety over my own thoughts. Is it because I subconsciously worry, since I'm unable to fabricate the natural emotion of guilt over the act itself, I might not be passing as normal well enough?
>>849
I can confirm you aren't me. Hope you feel better knowing we're just sociopaths, not the same sociopath with multiple personalities or a crippling memory problem.
Or are we?
>>848
Every night I enter the secret area of VIP quality through the back door without paying D A D D Y@@C O O L any VIPCOINS.
starting to really miss w2ch
>>852 it was a quote with my nick attached to it in an irc channel
"i want to sit a cute sissyboy on my lap and massage his little twink body"
like i said, don't remember saying it but it sounds like something i'd say
I feel like every few years or so, the Tokyo Met Orchestra records a new Dragon Quest album.
gf: Fancy gan tae the pictures tae see Venom?
me: Nut!
"The soul is like a bowl of soup, and our impressions are like a spoon getting out a sip. If the soup is a transparent substance of a particular refractive index, the spoon appears to be bent, but it isn't. I am hungry. Pasta la vista, baby." -Epicziti
If I somehow caught the gay, you'd be first pick for man-wife. Manwife. M
I'm sitting in the library working and someone near me has a fucking cheeseburger.
I CAN SMELL IT
Herefs a feature for your hip new messaging app: trap cards. You send a message, but itfs hidden until they send something to you. If you accurately predict what your friend is going to say then you can respond in advance, but if you donft you just look like an idiot.
Here's a feature for your hip new messaging app: give up! Just fucking stop it, stop it you bastards, stop making bad email and IRC clients that require a separate chrome executable that is locked to your website as a "native" "client". Just put down your macbook, take off your pants, and march into the closest woods to San Francisco and beat rocks together to make trowels and arrowheads to hunt/gather.
You know that one thread at the top of the Personal Issues board? The OP's name is "warez otoko". I like that name so much, I think I'm going to steal it.
"Kopii sofuto man" doesn't have the same ring to it, does it.
Incidentally, the Japanese Wikipedia article on warez mentions they call people in the scene "warezers" locally. (Japan doesn't have much of a scene so this basically just means people who upload shit on P2P networks.)
What's easier? Learning Chinese before Japanese, or learning Japanese before Chinese?
>>867
Chinese has considerably simpler grammar, but the tones might be hard if you don't already speak a language that has them. If you only want to read it though, Chinese, no context.
Comedy answer: Pay homage to that wise 16th century king who decided kanji were retarded and learn Korean.
I meant no contest, but I also have no context.
>>867
Learning Classical Chinese to own the vernacularists.
>>867
I'm someone with a decent grasp of Japanese who isn't intentionally learning Chinese but has a lot of incidental contact via internet/vidya with Chinese people and its kind of funny. A lot of times I can understand pretty well the meaning they're trying to convey without having any idea how to read or pronounce what they're writing. In Chinese they often use Žq as a suffix to nominalize certain things (ŒCŽq, ŠøŽq) that in Japanese the noun for that thing would just be the first character and it makes it look to me vaguely like a girl's name.
♿ONE♿LAST♿RIDE♿
What am I?
>Do not playback the system update file on any speaker or headphone system as this could lead to damage to the equipment and/or hearing loss. The system update file doesnft contain audio thatfs intended to be listened to. Neither Korg nor any of its affiliates will accept responsibility for any damages, personal loss or injury that may result from playback of the file.
This just makes me want to listen to it for 10 hours
>>874
literally Communists
(but to be fair, nearly every regime before them pulled something or other in that regard too)
My ears hurt and I canft sleep and I want to die
>>878
I see you listened to the system update file through earphones or other playback device.
VC: pain
>>877
usually the 'something or other' was just inventing 10-20 new characters for shits and giggles, though
Just fucking kill the shit out of me.
>>880
'"There are more kanji in the Japanese language than stars in the universe."—Dekinai-chan'—Neil deGrasse Tyson
Writing a compiler, for my toy language, in my toy language, targeting lua, for some reason
Who knew GameLife was brought to a swift end, not for its puerile quality and constant infighting but because its host was making death threats to his school
It wasn't clear to me, either, that it was meant to be a Fark headline sorta thing, but I do feel bad for the OP that there's more threadshitting than thread.
Loads of threads take time to get properly started. Either that or they quietly steer themselves in the natural direction.
Is it really Wednesday?
It took 5 seconds to google Waynesville Daily Guide uranus - the clue that it wasn't made up was that Uranus jokes aren't very funny
Go eat some FUCKING biscuits, you SLUT.
cute boy waiting for you with some hot massage oil and a big ass steak when you get home from the gym
Captcha: Waizzable
If you're wanting to play dead meme bingo for some reason, there's a winner every 20 minutes on Dalaran-US Alliance /2
I really don't recommend it tho.
angry about being angry
Ate the wrong one ate the wrong one ate the wrong one ate the wrong one