There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.
An expert has quality equal to your current crew Tier +1. Their scale is always
zero (1 person). Your experts increase in quality when your crew moves up in Tier
Firefighters in North Yorkshire have tackled a blaze that broke out after a pig swallowed a pedometer which then combusted in its pen after excretion.
The fire crews were called to a blaze covering 75 square metres at four pigpens in Bramham, near Leeds, on Saturday afternoon.
The North Yorkshire fire and rescue service said the fire was caused by “nature taking its course” and copper from the pedometer battery reacting with dry hay and the pigpen’s contents.
The pedometer was being used to prove the animal was free range and had been taken off one of its fellow pigs.
No animals were harmed as a result of the fire.
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"I mean hey, I like Nethack, but come on...."
"Your tone is quasi-facetious, but you do not realize that POSIX was only standard to survive the OS wars."
"So?"
"'So,' now all OSes are POSIX."
"... no way."
#Coronavirus | Désinfox
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✅ C’est une drogue addictive provoquant de graves effets indésirables et nocifs pour la santé des personnes.
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His name is often recorded in the Bible as "Nebuchadrezzar" (in Ezekiel and parts of Jeremiah[e]), but more commonly as "Nebuchadnezzar". The form Nebuchadrezzar is more consistent with the original Akkadian, and some scholars believe that Nebuchadnezzar may be a derogatory pun used by the Israelites, meaning "Nabu, protect my jackass".[24]
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked.
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$ sudo apt-get purge love
This just in, retard: Outside of the Something Awful Forums, "yaoi and dickgirlz" are a not major feature of 2ch, or even anime. 4chan is not part of the anime community, it is part of the wanking-off "community".
> Show concept: Nazis are really not cool
> Show itself: a Nazi in hiding for 30+ years, suddenly exposed by someone shrieking like a pod person, spins around while shooting seven people including his wife and kids with perfect accuracy and no hesitation before delivering a speech in a suddenly German accent and shooting the annoying shrieker
What did Amazon Prime Video mean by this?
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SANDERS VS. BIDEN "FULL DEBATE"
NTR Underground Live A Big Tits Idol Gets Gang Bang Fucked By Her Creepy Fans But She Enjoys These Depressing Orgasms Of Ecstasy
In a small, otherwise normal discussion about the Sonic franchise, one user claims autism does not exist.
Mix_Music *musique = Mix_LoadMUS("../Resources/Mr. Trololo original upload.mp3");
The prime minister in the Netherlands has offered reassurances amid the global coronavirus outbreak: telling citizens on Thursday there is no shortage of toilet paper.
“Yes, I have enough,” Mark Rutte told a shopper in an informal exchange while visiting a supermarket to show support for workers. “They have it (on shelves) again.”
“But there’s enough in the whole country for the coming 10 years,” he said. “We can all poop for 10 years.”
Dutch supermarkets shelves have mostly refilled following a stockpiling episode last week.
🎸BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! X Baby Shark Collaboration🦈
It has been decided! BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! X Baby Shark Collaboration will be coming to the English version soon on Late March‼️
National Audubon Society Field Guide to Insects and Spiders
reißen
Werner Herzog praised the film and spoke of being especially moved by the bacon taped to the wall during the bathtub scene.
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In the descriptive catalogue of a zoological collection made in Sumatra, Sir T. S. Raffles states that the Bruh is very common in the vicinity of Bencoolen, where the inhabitants train it to a useful domestic purpose. A brief summary of what is known of the habits of this species ia given in the following extract from Mr. Ogilby's " Natural History of Monkeys," Sc. p. 377. " The Bruh," Mr. Ogilby states, " is both good-natured and intelligent. These qualities have procured it a high degree of respect among the natives of Sumatra, who are fond of domesticating the Bruh. and have even contrived to turn its intelligence and docility to a better account than we find authentically recorded of any other monkey. Sir T. S. Raffles informs us that they teach it to climb the cocoa palms for the purpose of procuring the fruit, and that it selects the ripe from the unripe nuts with admirable discrimination, and plucks no more than its master desires."
Why is the advice to leave not helpful?
Anyone in an abusive relationship is already trying to leave. It's not through lack of will. The abusive bond has deep hooks into your psyche, and you can't just rip them out. If you try, it causes real damage.
The barbecue had been sniffed out by officers on patrol who were shocked to find a toddler and older people "freely mingling and standing shoulder to shoulder round a buffet", West Midlands Police said.
BREAKING: Joe Biden Seeking Perfect Waifu
destructive anal prolapse of robert macnamara, exploding into feces shower of fetus cock
<3 Pwime Ministew Bowis Johnson tests positive fow cowonaviwus (；ω；)
― Weutews
After Complaints, TLC's 'My 600-lb Life' Halts Filming
brynhildr's beloved = BENIS 🅱️IZE :DDDD
He was showing off his Ruger pistol. In an effort to prove something he thought he had read on the internet, he took the magazine out of the gun and, knowing there was a bullet in the chamber, held it up to his head, believing that if he pulled the trigger it would not fire. He was wrong. Maldonado died before the first responders arrived. He was 23 years old.
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calamity jane has the biggest dick in FGO, followed by mysterious heroine XX
Since this take is really bad, I have no moral obligation not to advertise
HardSub
don't post, all your ideas are stupid, nobody likes you, everyone is laughing, i've already thought of any idea you've had but dismissed it as irrelevant and inane, you should feel ashamed, get out
This reminds me of one of my old friends I used to go to the bar with (I don't drink, I just hang out), he got drunk, slept with a lesbian who was also drunk and thought he was a girl, they did it, realized the next morning and laughed it off, starting hanging out and 2 years later got married. They don't have children yet, but they do it often. She still insists she isn't into guys. lmao.
I met a lot of people in gamedev with mental issues thanks to reddit. Gamedev seems to attract escapist personalities like cow dung attracts flies, to be blunt.
>>7
A picture of Barack Obama's head on the body of Archer (from Fate/stay night).
>>11
Single page from a manga chapter by Tsugumi Ohba, creator of Death Note. On this page, the shinigami Ryuk hands the Death Note to U.S. President Donald Trump.
>>15
Animated GIF of text on an abstract background, perhaps water. The GIF reads "IS THAT A SQUID? OH GOD I'M LOSING MY MIND! HELP ME NIGGERMAN"
>>21
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The concern is prompted by Brazil's border with French Guyana.
>>27
News article. URL is self-descriptive. The concern is prompted by an annual sales tax holiday in Tennessee.
>>32
Twitter account of a Japanese artist. They mainly draw Touhou fanart.
>>39
YouTube video of "The Internationale(Japanese Version)".
>>49
News article. URL is self-descriptive. Comments occurred on a news program about the ‘upside’ of the corona virus.
>>52
Picture of billionaire Michael Bloomberg holding a katana. The caption says "Heh... Not bad... You made me use 0.005% of my wealth..." A reference to Bloomberg's self-funded candidacy in the 2020 Democratic primaries.
>>56
French government website about COVID-19
>>59
An electro-style cover version of the Azumanga Daioh opening song, "Soramimi Cake," by vocalist Nanahira.
>>61
News article. URL is self-descriptive.
>>63
Lyrics to a song, consisting almost exclusively the word "nigga" and other racial slurs. The sidebar explains, "This is a song published by the YouTube user UndeadAnimeLover in October 24, 2012."
>>69
News article. URL is self-descriptive.
>>77
Screenshot of Animal Crossing: New Horizons. The character Blathers is asking the player, "Now, might I interest you in a few fascinating facts about your pale chub?"
>>83
Article titled "28 Incredible Anal Sex Positions (With Pictures!) For Wild, Orgasmic Sex."
>>84
Photograph of a piece of plywood on a wall. A handwritten message in marker on it reads, "Glory hole shut due to coronavirus. Apologies for any inconvenience."
>>88
YouTube video of the background music track "Cyber Dance" from the game Disgaea 2.
>>89
YouTube video of the opening song and animation of the anime Working!!.
>>98
Official Twitter page of The Nigerian Air Force.
cuò
glad i pay taxes to the state so it can call me a faggot on twitter dot com
lolis-are-so-cute
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I don't agree with every one of Angela's politics, but there's no woman I admire more than I admire her (aside from my own mom, of course).
She is able to keep her cool in stressful situations, and she knows how to navigate a difficult situation.
I'm very happy living in the EU with her as our quasi-leader.
Super_Saiyan_Autism
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9 hours ago
Meanwhile over here in America, we have people saying a woman can’t be president because women are too emotional and might start World War III. Some of these people are also other women.
this guy is literally top 20 in the whole world and he's teaching this absolute pepega lmao
She is an eight-year-old strawberry milk sea slug and made her debut on twitter, on March 7th, 2018.
Over the course of a few matches, furry-bots 10, 23, and 27 repeatedly declared that they were nuzzle wuzzling everyone in the chat. As far as I can tell, these bots just spam Discord links, though I could be wrong. (Even if that's all they do, being glomped does cause a certain amount of psychic damage, and I highly advise against joining Discord servers advertised by TF2 bots.)
"Commander," one of the founders of the international neo-Nazi terror organization Feuerkrieg Division, is identified by the Estonian journalist Mikk Salu as a 13 year old! #FuKD
Read his newly published article here:
they refer to in their native language as guin'xacan ("delightful") or kia's gio' ("iguana lard");
Thai Tiger loves having sex with her daughter
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washed up overwatch player probably stacking with other washed up overwatch players and losing to washed up csgo players what an incredible
a poster confesses to giving a blowjob for Animal Crossing currency.
Oops! All Buttholes
Pound cake survives Easter tornado
Shockingly though the adults were...offended? Nearly every Slytherin was mad because their asses just think it means “bad guys” and forget to realize that Lenin was a Slytherin, it’s for sure NOT an insult! Even the people who read Harry Potter wanted to argue over how they should have been Gryffindor.
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Dear members of the Silver Elite:
In this update, we present another piece of Sephiroth
trivia--the secrets to his beautiful long hair.
The hair products he uses are of the highest grade,
made and supplied by the Shinra Company.
He seems to use one whole bottle of both shampoo
and conditioner every time he washes his hair.
They are scented with thirteen kinds of perfumes,
including Rose and Vanilla.
Apparently, the scent in the air after
Sephiroth tosses his hair changes daily!
Having been informed that Solon was employed to draw up a code of laws for the Athenians, Anacharsis described his occupation, saying:
"Laws are spider-webs, which catch the little flies, but cannot hold the big ones."[13]
Get a Pepe Hands mug for your bunkmate Helena.
Garen was prepared to die in Otosan Uchi, but Jigoku had other plans. A wraithlike hand appeared from the shadows, drawing the undead gaijin screaming into the darkness.
The mysterious person says that his name is Zelgadis Greywords. He is a mixture of human, golem and demon; a creation of utter evil. He offers to buy Lina's booty, but Lina asks for an outrageous price which drives him away. Not giving up, Zelgadis comes back to take Lina's booty by force.
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GOP Texas lieutenant governor says we need to take risk to get back to work: "There are more important things than living"
Lizzo's "Juice" pulled from Rock Band for making players sing the N-word
It is unclear if such findings have clinical relevance, as most drugs will cause serious adverse events or death in rodents at very high doses.
It may surprise you to know that North Korea would love to carry out your artistic commissions. How about a mural, a tapestry, or a "jewel painting" coloured with powdered semi-precious stones?
Or something a bit more imposing, like a giant bronze statue of that dictator or liberator close to your heart? The Mansudae Art Studio is keen to hear from you.
"one of the brightest stars"
Yuki Yuna is a Hero
why is there no real date? only 1993-09 etc?
Eternal September
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Eternal September or the September that never ended[1] is Usenet slang for a period beginning in September 1993,[2][3] the month that Internet service provider America Online (AOL) began offering Usenet access to its many users, overwhelming the existing culture for online forums.
Before then, Usenet was largely restricted to colleges, universities, and other research institutions. Every September, many incoming students would acquire access to Usenet for the first time, taking time to become accustomed to Usenet's standards of conduct and "netiquette". After a month or so, these new users would either learn to comply with the networks' social norms or tire of using the service.
Whereas the regular September student influx would quickly settle down, the influx of new users from AOL did not end and Usenet's existing culture did not have the capacity to integrate the sheer number of new users.[4][5] The influx was exacerbated by the aggressive direct mailing campaign by AOL Chief Marketing Officer Jan Brandt, which most notably involved distributing millions of floppy disks and CD-ROMs with free trials of AOL.[6]
Since then the popularity of the Internet has led to a constant stream of new users. Hence, from the point of view of the early Usenet, the influx of new users in September 1993 never ended.
Dave Fischer appears to have coined the term in a January 1994 post to alt.folklore.computers: "It's moot now. September 1993 will go down in net history as the September that never ended."[7]
Legacy
A tongue-in-cheek program called sdate outputs the current date, formatted using the Eternal September calendar (September X, 1993, with X an unbounded counter for days since that epoch).[8] This is not the identically named sdate, one of the sixty commands that comes with the First Edition of Unix, that is used to set the system clock.[9]
The term is alluded to in Thomas Pynchon's 2013 novel Bleeding Edge, set largely in dot-com era Silicon Alley, where a "disused techies' saloon" is named 'Eternal September'.[10]
AOL discontinued Usenet service on January 25, 2005.[11]
How to decode the original date? Is it possible?
it's already wasted tho
HAJIMARU YO!!!
IM WASTED >>>>>>>>>>.
post me
eat me
shit me
One of them is asymmetrical. I always loved the idea of asymmetrical dresses, but until now I could never find one that I liked the look of.
flush me
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