There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.
清楚
Nyaa
Orlando's Caribbean BBQ
Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?)
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𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓇𝓈,
We're streaming the Chipotle Challenger Series Finale ft. @CallofDuty Warzone w/ @Nadeshot, @CouRageJD, @TSM_Myth, @scump, @timthetatman & more. Tune in Thursday @ 12pm PT/3pm ET on our Twitch: http://chip.tl/chiptwitch
𝒮𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓁𝓎,
𝒞𝒽𝒾𝓅𝑜𝓉𝓁𝑒
Some people do not care for surströmming.[12]
碩鼠碩鼠，無食我黍！
Turtle Poop Scene [Nami yo Kiitekure]
It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know [my wife]'s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope [my wife] will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Covid-19 found in sperm
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It is a yellow or green liquid with an intensely buttery flavor.
Troll's seed, channer's greed,
textboards starving, >>1-san bleeds,
Nothing he posts, he really reads,
21st Century DQN Man
Poughkeepsie
An improperly handled human defecation resulted in a tomato plant taking root which was also destroyed.
Buttplug is an open-source standards and software project for controlling intimate hardware, including sex toys, fucking machines, electrostim hardware, and more.
The Netherlands Society of Gastroenterology drew up an award for outstanding work in the field, and the first Dicke Medal was given to Dicke. But he was almost awarded a greater honor: the Nobel Prize for Medicine. The committee discussed a Nobel for Dicke in 1962.
cum
A Plague of Delicious Purple Urchins is Taking Over the California Coast and It’s Our Duty to Eat Them
XANADU IS THE BEAUTIFUL PROG ANTHEM! HEY GUYS! LISTEN MAN! I DID TAPE AN EPISODE OF ADULT SWIM WELL.. 3 SHOWS FROM ADULT SWIM.. FAMILY GUY. FUTURAMA AND THE NEW SHOW FLCL. I SEEN AN EPISODE WHEN THOSE 3 KIDS LIVE IN JAPAN THEN THE GIRL WALKED INTO THE ALLEY AT NIGHT HAS A PET THAT ALMOST EATS ANYTHING! THEN IN THE MORNING ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! I'M NOT FUCKING SHITTING YOU! IT DOES! THEN A BOY AND THE VESPA RIDING GUITAR BABE COME TO THE RESCUE! THE NAMES ARE TAKUN. A SMALL KID WHO GOT WHACKED UPSIDE DA HEAD BY A GUITAR BABE NAMED HARUKO LIKE I MENTIONED. THE TWO AVOID A DETECTIVE THEN AGAIN ALL HELL BREAKS WHEN SHE HITS HIM WITH A GUITAR THEN THE SHAPE FORMING MUTANT ATE HIM BUT HEY IT DID NOT SWALLOW HIM! BUT IN HIS BELLY TAKUN IS FOUND! BUT THERE IS MORE CRAZINESS A ROBOT GRABS THAT BIG MOUNTAIN AND BLASTS THE RED LIGHT THEN HE IS A MUTATED VERSION OF HIM WITH A RED BODY AND GUITAR THEN THE TWO DUKE IT OUT IN A HYPERKENITC WAY! THEN JUST WHEN IT 'S ALL INSANITY TAKUN JOLTS DOWN BUT DID NOT CRASH THEN THE TWO KISS! AWWWWWWW SWEEET! LOVE ELECTRIC LOVE! BUT FINALLY SOMETHING SPROUTS HIS HEAD A DRAGON AND THE MUTANT IS DESTROYED LEAVING HALF THE CITY IN SHAMBLES ! FUCKED UP AND FUCKIN' COOL! THE VESPA CHICK IS MY FAVORITE. I RELATE TO THE CHARACTER IF ANY OF YA'LL SEE IT LET ME KNOW CAUSE I TAPED IT ! YAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ITOO TAPED THE XANADU SONG AS A BATTLE THEME IN MY CASSETTE MY HOME MOVIE IS THE BRAIN OPERA! ANYHOW HARUKO ROCKS! MOTHERFUCKERS! GUITARS GUITARS! GUITARS! WHOOOOOOOOO! I LOVE YOU! CIAO!
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esoteric spiritual guides
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as a roguelike, is in fact, a proc-runner, or as I've recently taken to calling it, a runner plus procedural generation. Proc-runners aren't roguelikes, but rather another style of game which has only a few of the high-value factors comprising a full roguelike as defined by the Berlin Interpretation.
Ohrmuzd as a trap for Ahriman
Chinese state media has called Australia "A giant kangaroo that acts like a dog to the US" after Australia called for an independent investigation into the origins of COVID-19
The factory of the future is going to be one person manning 1,000 robots and a second person cleaning the floor. And eventually the guy cleaning the floor is going to be replaced by a Roomba because a Roomba doesn’t ask for benefits or bathroom breaks or get sick and can work 24-7.
Fortune of Dung (Tojo, named by Hantei XVI and forgotten)
Usted no puede conducir si no tiene licensia
Noon rings out. A wasp, making an ominous sound, a sound akin to a klaxon or a tocsin, flits about. Augustus, who has had a bad night, sits up blinking and purblind. Oh what was that word (is his thought) that ran through my brain all night, that idiotic word that, hard as I'd try to pun it down, was always just an inch or two out of my grasp - fowl or foul or Vow or Voyal? - a word which, by association, brought into play an incongruous mass and magma of nouns, idioms, slogans and sayings, a confusing, amorphous outpouring which I sought in vain to control or turn off but which wound around my mind a whirlwind of a cord, a whiplash of a cord, a cord that would split again and again, would knit again and again, of words without communication or any possibility of combination, words without pronunciation, signification or transcription but out of which, notwithstanding, was brought forth a flux, a continuous, compact and lucid flow: an intuition, a vacillating frisson of illumination as if caught in a flash of lightning or in a mist abruptly rising to unshroud an obvious sign - but a sign, alas, that would last an instant only to vanish for good.
ttps://eternal.dragonchain.com/transaction/686c684e-3ff6-453a-9e14-1e16d1b1b1e9
the actual details of the incident having been that Thomas and his wife, Nina Thomas, got into a fight (allegedly) over Thomas' alcoholism. Earl leaves the house with his brother, Seth Thomas, but forgets to turn off the location services on Snapchat, allowing Nina to track his location via Snap Map. Nina arrives at Earl's tracked location to find Earl and Seth in delicto flagrante at an orgy, surrounded by naked women. Nina flies into a furious rage and pulls out a loaded gun, and forces Earl to exit the site of the orgy, at which point she chases him around with a knife. Following the TMZ leak, Thomas posts a video update on Instagram, wherein he says "these things happen", and asks that fans pray for him and his wife in this trying time.
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INCIDENT REPORT: Libtard destroyed with Facts and Logic
DATE/TIME: Right now
VICTIM: Libtard
OFFENSE COMMITTED: Trolled
ADDITIONAL DETAILS: Epic style 😎
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The temptation to comment this line is great, but please don't, it's for your own good. The choice is yours.
>>101
YouTube video titled "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" with a length of 3 seconds. The video depicts a seal yawning, with synchronized audio of a presumably human scream.
>>107
YouTube video titled "Reel Big Fish - Give It To Me." A ska-punk song notable as the theme song for the old Newgrounds animation Waterman.
>>119
YouTube video titled "Mario Party 2: Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing", in which Luigi wins the game "Mario Party 2" by doing absolutely nothing.
>>129
YouTube video titled "hello world." Described as "a test of a virtual singer software." The software in question, named Virtual Singer, was also used in the making of the DQN song "DQN DQN LOL" and the sixth verse of "Title."
>>131
dead website, lol
>>153
Dead link. Presumably lead to documentation for the PXTone software, a music editor developed by Daisuke "Pixel" Amaya and used to create the soundtrack for his popular indie game Cave Story.
>>156
Animated GIF of a kitten (probably a Scottish Fold) jumping on a laptop screen from behind and closing it.
>>158
DailyMotion video titled "Brigade Al Qassam Nasheed." The video is of men singing in Arabic over various military scenes such as RPG launchers being fired. Judging from the video title and its use of the Palestinian flag and symbols, the video is associated with the EQB, the military wing of Hamas.
>>159
Twitch channel of the fast food chain Chipotle. As of this writing, the stream is titled "[ BURRITO DROPS ENABLED ] CHIPOTLE CHALLENGER SERIES #2 FINALE DATE ANNOUNCED SOON."
>>160
YouTube video titled "My deaf cat doesn't realise how loud she is" with a length of 22 seconds. Depicts a cat meowing loudly.
>>163
News article. URL is self-descriptive. If the person dressed as a plague doctor was ever found, the article makes no mention of such.
>>168
Cover of the song オニユリ達の夏 using the Yokune Ruko voicebank for the UTAU virtual singer.
>>172
Page from "Common Lisp: A Gentle Introduction to Symbolic Computing" titled "CAR/CDR Pronunciation Guide." Among other things, it explains that "CADDDR" is pronounced "ka-dih-dih-der."
>>176
Picture of a Japanese woman in a dress holding what appears to be a life-size oppai mousepad of herself in a bikini. Has a video timestamp on the bottom left.
>>181
Track listing of a CD titled "Various – Beatmania IIDX: Turn II Degrees and Walk Away." The CD cover features numerous anime characters and reads "press start to die immediately."
>>183
YouTube video titled "Ball Race Game", showing colored balls racing down a track dug in sand. The BGM is "NATALIE - HEARTBEAT" from the anime Initial D.
>>195
Information on a cryptocurrency transaction. It is unclear whether this is intended to possess some deeper meaning to thread viewers or is a true CTRL+V expression of pure entropy.
>>196
Photoshop of the TES4 logo reading "The Ewder Scwows IV: Obwivion."
>>200
A brilliant treatise in mathematics written by the finest minds of our generation.
I’m going to tell you something.
Something true, but something taboo.
Something that will (with any luck) make the heads of koreaboo, ajosshi-jizz-guzzling K-pop aficionado fuckbags literally explode.
Not all cultures are equal.
Not all cultures are beautiful.
Not all cultures have value.
Now this isn’t eugenics, because eugenics has to do with race and genetic ethnicity. What I’m talking about isn’t racial, because aside from a few small physiological tendencies associated with certain genetic subsets, I’m of the mind that we’re all quite capable of species advancement and improvement on a socially-cooperative, mutualistic basis. Capable, yes, but as that old Nature-nurture chestnut gets more and more clearly resolved, capability doesn’t mean shit without the proper environment.
So I don’t buy into “racial superiority” personally. I don’t think race is a Darwinistically-favored trait outside of immediate physical survival (i.e. darker skin for intense sunshine in the tropics, shorter arms and legs for heat conservation among Inuit etc), meaning that now that we humans are entirely socially-selected animals – in the sense that we create our own physical environments to a large extent and are therefore not subject to the same natural selection criteria as other animals – race means fuck all. But culture.
There are most definitely superior cultures.
Now the apologists are already starting to get red in the face… an aneurysm boiling in that vein in the neck… it’s not the bowing versus handshake, or the roundabout versus the 4-way stop or the kimchi versus the edible food… but the deep culture, the framework upon which a regional society is built, that can most assuredly be superior or inferior.
Of course, all cultures have inferior and superior qualities and attributes, but taken as a whole and independent from a human nature baseline, Klown Kulture is inferior.
If the ultimate goal of humanity is to accomplish goals such as: interstellar travel and trans-planetary habitation, instantaneous sharing and expansion of collective knowledge base, zero-pollution energy production, sustainable and safe food production for billions, zero species extinction and the like, Klown Kulture is nothing but an unfortunate vomit puddle along the path to evolution.
For reasons I have already written extensively about (copying and stealing versus innovating, sadistic abuse of others for no measurable gain, refusal to set and enforce logical codes of conduct and boundaries, brainwashing with outdated nationalistic propaganda, inability to self-educate through historical precedent, unwillingness to be self-critical of kulture, biting the hand that feeds, poor sportsmanship, a general coating of putrid filth and rot over every possible surface, self-deluding tendencies, and so on and so on) Klown Kulture is inferior. Inferior in an evolutionary sense. With few (if any) positive and useful traits.
I struggle to think of even one aspect of Klown Kulture that I would like to see preserved in the global fabric and passed forth to future generations of humans. Ummm… uhh… the only things that come to mind are the bald-faced lies that Klowns tell themselves about their cultural values. Things like “we respect our elders” and “we are the best parents“. But I honestly can’t think of anything… nothing… nothing that I would want to see kept.
Oh wait! Maybe… nope. That’s also bullshit. I guess there isn’t anything.
When a tradition or aspect of a culture is flawed or counterproductive, the intelligent thing to do is to get rid of it in favor of something that makes sense, not blindly defend it just because it existed yesterday. Segregation and institutionalized racism (such as apartheid), public beheadings, witch hunts and bloodletting were all traditional aspects of Caucasian culture… but they were terrible, regressive ideas that got tossed out. Adjustments were made. Social evolution was achieved. An example and precedent was set and modeled for others.
This...
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>>201
Hello, >>200 here. The link which I posted was the one found within >>195 .
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...is what was in my paste buffer; I typed this post before noticing that I had to go be http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1565667764/218
I really like stuffing my mouth full of dirt. Soil.
Cold and damp. Squeeze my cheeks against the
coarse grains. Swish it around in my mouth a bit.
Spit it back out. Rinse my mouth out with a pina
colada and pinch my nipples. I do this every Friday,
in the forest. The best time is when it has rained
about three days before. Otherwise the soil is too
dry or moist.
I really like stuffing my mouth full of dirt. Soil.
Cold and damp. Squeeze my cheeks against the
coarse grains. Swish it around in my mouth a bit.
Spit it back out. Rinse my mouth out with a pina
colada and pinch my nipples. I do this every Friday,
in the forest. The best time is when it has rained
about three days before. Otherwise the soil is too
dry or moist.
I really like stuffing my mouth full of dirt. Soil.
Cold and damp. Squeeze my cheeks against the
coarse grains. Swish it around in my mouth a bit.
Spit it back out. Rinse my mouth out with a pina
colada and pinch my nipples. I do this every Friday,
in the forest. The best time is when it has rained
about three days before. Otherwise the soil is too
dry or moist.
Faggots are meatballs made from minced off-cuts and offal, especially pork (traditionally pig's heart, liver, and fatty belly meat or bacon) together with herbs for flavouring and sometimes added bread crumbs. It is a traditional dish in the United Kingdom, especially South and Mid Wales and the English Midlands.
Faggots originated as a traditional cheap food consumed by ordinary country people in Western England, particularly west Wiltshire and the West Midlands. Their popularity spread from there, especially to South Wales in the mid-nineteenth century, when many agricultural workers left the land to work in the rapidly expanding industry and mines of that area. Faggots are also known as "ducks" in Yorkshire, Lincolnshire, and Lancashire, often as "savoury ducks". The first use of the term in print was in the Manchester Courier and Lancashire General Advertiser of Saturday 3 June 1843, a news report of a gluttonous man who ate twelve of them.
The first use of the term in print, as cited in the Oxford English Dictionary, dates from 1851, in a piece by Henry Mayhew in which he describes a dish identical to the modern product with chopped liver and lights in an outer wrapper of caul. This was in London.
Welcome to a world populated solely by Dads. Dads
from across the gender spectrum, Dads from all
walks of life, Dads with unique and varied skill sets.
All hunting for the most storied and iconic tool of
Dadhood, the long-lost artifact: The Remote. A rich
tapestry of myths surround The Remote, telling tales
of its power and those chosen few who are strong
enough to wield it. It is said that The Remote could
be anywhere, in any Dad Clan’s domain, just waiting
to be found deep in the seat cushions of the world.
Are you ready to join the search? Do you think you are
capable of being the Dad to control The Remote? Then
welcome, friend, to The Dadlands.
OVER 20lbs. of PUSSY & ASS!!
The Los Angeles School Police Department, which serves the nation’s second-largest school system, will return three grenade launchers but intends to keep 61 rifles and a Mine Resistant Ambush Protected armored vehicle it received through the program.
Me and my friend Paul were making fun of the spanish kids with velcro shoes in 7th grade shop class and next thing I know the loudspeaker goes off and has the guidance counselor on ittelling me to report to the office, I go in and my uncle Darrell who I havent seen since I was a toddler was standing there with this look of emptiness and shit. “Get in the car dude,” he said and I am thinking the worst has happened. Well I ask what was wrong and he just looked at me and said, “Layne OD’d,” and I asked him who the fuck that was. He took out a cassette and popped it in the tape deck, cranked the volume up, and passed me a joint even though he knew I never smoked before. We took off and Alice in Chains – The Rooster played all the way thru, we were both stoned silent the whole time and my mind was completelyblown. “That singer is dead now man,” and from there on out I have just had this insane outlook on life.
4000 years for Crisco
As someone who knows a Mason and has talked about it way too much with them, I'm curious why none of these conspiracy theories factor in the most common Masonic activities - drinking beer, playing billiards, complaining about your wife, being racist, and adopting highways.
F2Pay respects
Red Dead Online hackers can’t spawn the KKK anymore, Rockstar says
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Scene open. The dark streets still have an irradiated glow — inside the condemned churches rogue Turanic occultures make their home divining sonic mesmerization from the realm of Tengri. An Aryan-Nazi private police officer forces his way in — several arrows stop him in his tracks — his corrupted soul offered to Tengri.
Just cause you suck at a game doesn't mean the game sucks. Honestly this has to be one of the better platformers on the NES, which is filled with tons of great platformers. Also, if you want a good experience with a game, play it on the actual console and not an emulator.
tracer be like i miss 10 seconds ago when i was also in a bad spot
the retarded hapsburg who was also king of spain
I like how one of the guys has a penis for a hand. Badass.
ugh, this hurts to look at. Especially the "I put on pounds of make-up and still look like I got kicked in the face by a horse" panel.
Drama in r/anime_titties: Chinese troops mutilated corpses of 20 Indian soldiers with gruesome nail-studded clubs after hand to hand slaughter
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this is not for fascists / homophobes / coprophobes / normal people / brainwashed cunts / or anyone who is afraid of elements of nature being depicted in art in sexual / dreamlike / surreal / absurd or supposedly realistic ways.
If you de-contextualised any form of art or language for your own egoistic fear and agendas you are a fascist fuck and you are the reason the internet is no longer free for artistic expression.
Eat shit trendy fuckwit wanker snitches + haters +dumb cunts
get a fucking life you sad fucks
PEACE N LOVE
Tepoztecatl (Ome Tochtli) – ‘Two Rabbit’
Strange enough there is no first no bunny called Rabbit I or something. However there is a ‘Two Rabbit’, or in Aztec Ome Tochtli. Tepoztecatl, as he was actually named, was considered king of the Drunken Rabbits and God of Pulque. Where his mother is also connected to nourishment, Ome Tochtli is all about fertility and drunkenness, which makes one suspect that like today many babies in those days were conceived after the libido was raised by alcohol.
the son of Fu Manchu, the Chinese mastermind who has repeatedly attempted world conquest and had a thirst for blood. His mother was a white American woman genetically selected by his father.
Notradumbass and his Magic H8 Ball
Fukuzawa Yukichi
In the first month of 1128 an army of undead assaulted the valley, but it was defeated by a single word from an unidentified gaijin.
the abdominal protuberances and folds which are numerous at Coney Island beaches and so persuasive in arguments against nudism.
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Salieri remembered little from his childhood in later years except passions for sugar, reading, and music. He twice ran away from home without permission to hear his elder brother play violin concertos in neighboring churches on festival days (resulting in the loss of his beloved sugar)
Covid is stored in the balls
Two Crude Dudes
Wild deer droppings in Nara Park have long been affectionately referred to as “black beans” because of their color and shape.
Famous movie star Sayuri Yoshinaga once sang about the “beans” in a song called “Nara no Kasugano.”
“But in the past few years, many of the droppings were diarrheal and watery,” observed Toshiharu Takaki, a 76-year-old Nara resident who has frequented the park for 40 years.
Your contact Ryan "gootecks" is celebrating a work anniversary. Connect to stay in touch.
Celebrating 10 years at Cross Counter TV
Polymorphing a crocodile corpse will yield a pair of non-cursed fireproof +0 low boots.
In “Treat Her Like A Prostitute,” Slick Rick advises his male listeners to regard their sexual relationships with women as purely transactional, warning that committing to any other approach may leave them emotionally or financially vulnerable. He offers three verses of anecdotal evidence to support his thesis.
Dope: "bro you NEED to listen to (popular music) this shit is FIRE"
Me, Genius: "sorry but I only listen to 'darkbitch' music where they put a bunch of plus-minus signs in the title, use V's instead of U's and the lyrics are about resisting psychic attacks from enemy lesbians"
some loon who likes to show me his genitals during breakfast
Shocking Lawsuit Alleges Hockey Players Were Forced to Bob for Apples in Urine
