There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.
pityriasis rosea
Crowd erupts in cheers after prosecutor describes how Jane Doe 20 described to police that Joseph DeAngelo had a “small penis”
Throughout the 50-year history of D&D, some of the peoples in the game—orcs and drow being two of the prime examples—have been characterized as monstrous and evil, using descriptions that are painfully reminiscent of how real-world ethnic groups have been and continue to be denigrated.
Etymology
From Latin dēnigrātus, the past participle of dēnigrāre (“to blacken”), from dē + nigrare (“to blacken”) (from niger (“black”)).
Arbeiter, Bauern, nehmt die Gewehre
Nehmt die Gewehre zur Hand!
Zerschlagt die faschistische Räuberherde
Setzt eure Herzen in Brand!
Pflanzt eure roten Banner der Arbeit
Auf jeden Acker, auf jede Fabrik
Dann steigt aus den Trümmern der alten Gesellschaft
Die sozialistische Weltrepublik!
a king who owned two remarkably fine fields of rape, but every night two of the rape heaps were burnt down in one of the fields.
Tsunayoshi's homosexual interests were aroused by the son of the daimyō of Kai; and his plans to adopt this Tokugawa youth as his successor were known by a few inside Edo Castle. The shōgun's wife, who was also a daughter of the emperor, foresaw that this choice of a successor would be very poorly received by many; and she feared that it might result in a disastrous civil war. The shōgun's wife did everything she could to dissuade Tsunayoshi from continuing with such potentially divisive and dangerous plans; and when it became clear that her arguments were in vain, she resolutely sacrificed herself for the good of the country—she killed her husband and then killed herself. She may also have done this as she hated the boy.
Haiii. I’m the social media manager for @USArmyesports
& I am the UwU lord.
UwU
Timothy Macarooni is the blessing of my loving existance.
Every wonderful campaign that my DM runs will at some point feature an NPC named "Timothy Macarooni" who the DM simply describes as "a common low level fighter who's also an intelligent lizardman deacon."
Timothy Macarooni wanders the cityscape with little more than a prayerbook filled with "scripture" clutched close to his chest, and he chants prayers from the book from memory. He is uncomfortable with saying his own name as he feels selfish when he does, and he generally does not speak unless spoken to. The DM lets the dice determine when he appears, if the area is appropriate.
The best part are his prayers. He recites hymns and prayers in the corner of the room, and when he's about to show up the DM will invite a black chorus into the room;
>O Lord I pray, let my soul be cleansed from sin
>O Lord i pray, let my soul be led by thee
And they get softer and softer until they are whispering
>Thank you lord
>Thank you lord
And the table doesn't exist.
I am 32 years old.
I'm going to die alone.
Fill your room with 40hara goods!
She is a member of Houkago Climax Girls.
The water was almost hip-deep, if the drowned cars parked on the side of the road were anything to measure by.
But it wasn’t water: it was shit. Exploding so forcefully up from the depths that the sewer covers danced atop the flumes, like in a cartoon. Yes, Eden Bay, and all its enablers, had caused a literal shitstorm.
The Hellenistic physicians in the city lost their livelihood and solicited young men to rape Thecla at the age of 90.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ǝǝɹʇ ʎɹɐuıq
┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
So I just did sex in missionary position with my Puni Ana for the first time and it was mind-blowing. A bit hard to set up, but I plowed like an animal, and came buckets. My bedsheets are stained but it doesn't matter because suddenly in a moment of clarity I understood the masculine part in sex. It is not about laying passively like one does when they jerk off; it's about being the dominant, active force in it, taking matters in your own hands and that doesn't limit itself only to sex. Suddenly, being dominated by a bigger female doesn't seem too tempting anymore, I want to conquer. This is a very pronounced state that I'm in right now and I would never expect such revelations to come from onahip activities. I have a feeling this newfound understanding will stay with me and help me in future.
Thanks for reading, I really needed to share it somewhere.
Cavill is seen in a new video building a PC from scratch while songs by Barry White play, and many are expressing their admiration for the actor who plays Superman.
schoolin that sarcastic ass image. That pic think it so clever, but uh uh, you dropped kicked it in the face off a cliff into a kraken's ass
'Great first step' as Sudan lifts death penalty and flogging for gay sex
retired husband syndrome; stress syndrome resulting from one's husband being at home
Yaranaika (やらないか) or "Shall we do it?" is a popular catchphrase that stems from the opening dialogue in Kuso Miso Technique, a Bara manga drawn by Yamakawa Junichi. The manga title's literal translation reads "Shit Soup Technique" in English.
In this scene, Masaki Michishita, an average college student, is walking through the park to use the public toilet when he crosses eyes with Takakazu Abe, an older mechanic sitting on a bench. Upon seeing him, Masaki says to himself "Uho! Hot guy!" (うほ、いい男! - Uho! iiotoko!) while Abe promptly unzips his jumpsuit, reveals his "unit" out in the open and asks, "Shall We Do It?" (やらないか? - Yaranaika?), the rest of story is history.
No, we are just pretending.
And you should too.
Don't ask.
The European physicians had lots of advice on how to avoid the plague:
Taking a combination of coenzyme Q10 and L-carnitine does not reduce cocaine use.
Design
You can no longer assassinate children younger than 6 years old
Controversy
What made the CPS 2000 controversial was its sheer power. Once, there was a rumor going around about someone shooting a kid in the eye with this blaster, and that it removed the eye. Please note that this has never been confirmed by the online water warfare community and is so highly doubted that although the CPS 2000 is a common sight at community wars, not one person wears facial protection.
British Columbia Centre for Disease Control recommends people "choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact" and "use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact" to help reduce the spread of COVID-19
test
Fais de beaux rêves
As the wish is made 18 flies to him and hugs him and asks what about his cruise and 17 says saving multiple universes is nothing compared to his job as a park ranger.
This is why i create roles that I can @ which you can't mute
Authentic Wagyu Yellowtail Sashimi Grade (Hamachi) 2 Fillets, 3 lbs total
What was the maximum player level in Everquest during the Ruins of Kunark expansion?
Shard of Gla'aki crystal.
>>202
An English-language haiku about electric blackouts posted on a personal blog. It has an unusual 4-7-7 syllable structure and no seasonal reference.
>>204
Post 218 in the thread "[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5]". Incidentally, my captcha is faspition.
>>205
News article. URL is self-descriptive.
>>216
Chinese-language article on academic dishonesty "as defined in America." Appears to be promoting some kind of consultation service to help international students accused of academic dishonesty avoid consequences.
>>217
A picture of the top half of a banana with an uncanny resemblance to a duck's head and bill.
>>219
YouTube video titled "Man avoids gay stairs." After shaking his head, a man climbs up steep concrete blocks, with some difficulty, rather than taking the adjacent set of rainbow stairs with pro-LGTB slogans painted on them.
>>232
Video of a group of people launching fireworks at each other in a park. The audio has been replaced with the BGM 竹取飛翔 〜 Lunatic Princess from 東方永夜抄 〜 Imperishable Night, and Touhou danmaku SFX are synced to the fireworks. Other Touhou SFX like the item collection sound are also present.
>>236
Dead link from a deleted Reddit post in /r/mildlyinteresting titled "Paste eater's grave in Goldfield, Nevada." Based on the title, it was likely an image of a gravestone reading "UNKNOWN MAN DIED EATING LIBRARY PASTE JULY 14 1908".
>>240
Legal complaint in a court case titled "Erik Estavillo vs. Twitch (of Amazon Inc.)" The plaintiff, representing himself, claims that Twitch has deliberately exacerbated his sex addiction by "displaying many sexually suggestive woman streamers" to him and seeks $25 million in punitive damages. The filing includes numerous pictoral examples of the behavior found objectionable.
His bases for claiming damages are that female streamers have caused him to overuse his fleshlight and suffer penile infections, he has suffered retinal damage by staring at the breasts of girl streamers for hours, and he once ejaculated on his gaming monitor which caused a short circuit and small fire in his apartment.
>>255
News article titled "Man Suffers 4-Hour Erection From Blood Clots Due to Coronavirus."
>>256
English translation of "Lemon," a famous 1925 short story by the author Kajii Motojirou. The story is about a man who spontaneously purchases a lemon, than carries it into a department store and leaves it atop a pile of books.
>>260
Link to an "episode guide" for the anime Haibane Renmei. Each subpage breaks down every episode in detail from cut to cut and includes extensive analysis by the website creator.
>>262
Article about avoiding "incompatible food combining," which is thought to cause indigestion and other ailments under Ayurvedic principles.
>>263
A list of links to software, utilities and other useful information for those running Windows 3.1.
>>265
Minimalist file uploader.
>>269
ROM hack of Super Mario Bros titled "Super Balls." The description states "This hack changes Mario into Shaggy 2 Dope of the Insane Clown Posse."
>>270
Radio Alhara, a pan-Arab web radio station. Its relation to anime director Yamamoto "Yamakan" Yutaka is unclear, though Yamakan is known to have made anti-Semitic comments in the past.
>>302
BBS post whose author stupidly selected Text Art formatting for no reason.
>>301 I love goldfield, NV. A sad, ironic place which destroyed itself. Now it is almost a ghost town but it used to be the biggest city in Nevada because a bunch of people moved there for the gold. Then they dug up all the gold and sold it and everyone was sad that the gold was gone and left. Why did they sell the gold!!
gesztenyepüré
The isopropyl alcohol usually used in hand sanitizer is not as toxic as methanol but the FDA doesn't recommend eating or drinking hand sanitizer.
'figs11': new Node(game, this, {
'pos': [ 3, -5 ],
'cost': 6,
'text': {
'en': '+2 🍊 on respec'
},
'area': 'figs',
'shape': 'lump',
'unlocks': ['figs13'],
'onactivate': function(game){
game.current_character().onrespec.resources.figs += 2
}
}),The Goro believe horses to be perfect beings, and each male and female, upon their coming of age, is married to a horse of the opposite sex. Reproductive mates are chosen by lots.
I used to write code, but then they changed what code was. Now what I write isn't code and what's code seems weird and scary to me. Code'll crappen on you!
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Picking up sluts in a bar
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Getting head in the back of my car
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Shooting heroin and smoking crack
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
[Chorus:]
Yeah, yeah, yeah - Fuck Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...Fuck Yeah!
You said you're eighteen but you're only twelve
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You said you're racist and you've got big tits
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You pay my bar tab with your parents card
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
You work all day while I fuck other chicks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
[Repeat Chorus:]
You invite us over to cum in your face
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Me and the boys end up trashing the place
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Tons of sluts fighting over my cum
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Don't worry sluts, you'll all get some
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
[Repeat Chorus:]
I can't believe a probabilistic model would ever generate something in the space of everything wow
Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap
Star Citizen dev offers roadmap for development of new development roadmap
Note
Despite the title of the game, Dungeons & Dolls, there is only ONE dungeon and ONE doll.
if (diff > Math.PI) diff -= Math.PI*2#SaveSpongeBobAnime
capitalism is bad therefore you should send me money
That on the men being stripped, it shall be the duty of the seconds to examine their drawers, and if any objection arise as to insertion of improper substances therein, they shall appeal to their umpires, who, with the concurrence of the referee, shall direct what alterations shall be made.
Nobuyuki Takagi
The mayor of the Brazilian city of Itajaí, Volnei Morastoni, said Monday the city would offer rectal ozone therapy for patients with Covid-19.
When I consider the short duration of my life,
swallowed up in an eternity before and after,
the little space I fill engulfed in the infinite immensity
of spaces whereof I know nothing,
and which know nothing of me,
I am terrified.
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me.
I miss phpBB forums where everyone would post with colorful glowing text
c (cum): "with", usually found in medical shorthand.
The Chromodoris reticulata sea slug has the peculiar ability to discard its penis after copulation. But what makes this soft-bodied marine mollusk particularly different is its ability to grow a new penis within 24 hours. Sea slugs are "simultaneous hermaphrodites," meaning they possess both male and female genitals and use both during intercourse. Once the slugs complete copulation, they "crawl away with their elongated penises still dangling," and then the organs suddenly sever from their bodies and float away. Within 24 hours, the slugs regenerate the penises and are ready to do it all over again.
Picture the lymph nodes as bars full of grizzled T-cell mercenaries, each of which has just one type of target they’re prepared to fight. The messenger cell bursts in with a grainy photo, showing it to each mercenary in turn, asking: Is this your guy? When a match is found, the relevant merc arms up and clones itself into an entire battalion, which marches off to the airways.
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lᴏʀᴅ.
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
>>74018620
He should also have known that realistically, giving every normal human soldier a hot-shot lasgun would have more impact than all space marine legions combined
But he had to have his hypno-indoctrinated giant muscle men
That's right
The Emperor was into himbofication
🦍
A girl....AND a gamer? Hoo mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooing! eyes and train chimney pop out of skull ARRRROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops all the way to the ground tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of mouth uncontrollably licking everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwuwblwublrrlrlrl tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady.... heart beats so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery in the background spilling creamy white liquid and dough BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the truck gas tank HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA masturbates furiously uguuuuuuuuuu~
母校買収というパワーワード
people don’t fully comprehend the parallels between horror manga and your first blowjob
Noticing that Hana Uzaki's body has triggered pedophilia accusations against the titular character's fans shortly after the anime television series premiere, I was thinking of putting that in the Reception heading. My source is right here - ROBLOXGamingDavid
鮫吉が居なかったら、
スク水モブロリエルフと延長戦＞＜目ハツネちゃんは見れなかった。
鮫吉の勇士よ永遠に。
Public Toilet Erected on Former Site of Razed Xinjiang Village Mosque
My life up here is very boring, it must be said. Truth be told, I hardly can be said to have a life. I have one assistant with me at all times (minions, I call them). The assistants do two-week shifts, and have to stay in quarantine at home before starting a shift. Everyone morning I wake up and go straight to the computer, where my minion brings me coffee (I am utterly useless and incoherent without my morning coffee) and juice, and sometimes a light breakfast. Then I start to write. Sometimes I stay at it until dark. Other days I break off in late afternoon to answer emails or return urgent phone calls. My assistant brings me food and drink from time to time. When I finally break off for the day, usually around sunset, there’s dinner. Then we watch television or screen a movie.
Despite the advertising push’s lack of success with propelling Bloomberg into candidacy, Meme 2020 is back with a new campaign, once again helmed by Jerry Media (Fuck Jerry) CEO Mick Purzycki. As a self-described “collective of creatives, designers, videographers, political operatives, influencers, writers and strategists,” Meme 2020 is gearing up for the incoming 2020 U.S. presidential election with a mission to “make memes that matter.”
With the backing of some of social media’s most-followed accounts, such as Tank Sinatra, Shitheadsteve and Fuck Jerry, the individuals involved in the campaign have an undeniable reach and influence online, with tens of millions of followers between the participants of the collective.
This is something where 40~50-something Japanese liberals and certain Westerners who have it drilled in "You don't joke about that! You don't put it in entertainment!" will not see eye to eye.
Inhaling or sniffing wasabi vapor has an effect like smelling salts, a property exploited by researchers attempting to create a smoke alarm for the deaf. One deaf subject participating in a test of the prototype awoke within 10 seconds of wasabi vapor sprayed into his sleeping chamber.