Hello. My name is Jonathan Rail. I have a website at http://johnrealgamer.com/ Anyway, in all my years, I have seen a resurgence in Japanophilia, and many don't know where to start. I have compiled 8 items that will help YOU become a social reject.
Check out my webpage if you enjoyed this! Happy Japanesing!
I hope you walk off a cliff.
No, you know what, just go do it already. Hike up a sizable gradation, find its terminal edge and walk straight off it.
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Good thread. Bumping for interest.
day sue.
Eating with chopsticks is pretty neat. Hm, actually it wastes wood for no reason. Eh, most people waste food for no good reason.
this thread is bad and you should feel bad.
>>9
s-sugoiiiiiii... (^^)V
oh good lord that is so not an omelette in any way or form.
>step 1) three whole eggs in a bowel, whipped thoroughly.
>step 2) heat saute pan to 180F once hot, butter pan
>step 3) pour beaten egg into pan, Immediately run spatula into the egg mix (slowly for large fold[american style] and quickly for thin fold [french style])
>step 4) butter sides of the omelette well after 90 sec of cooking and flip
>step 5)insert filling and fold into crescent on plate for american style
>step 6)fold one third over top to make brochure shape and fill with cheese or cream mixture
>>19
It took me four tries and eight eggs to make tamagoyaki. Four times. Does this mean I'm culinarily challenged?
ok pancakes (crepes) are ez as to make and the mixture can keep in the fridge for a few days too so it's great if you're lazy/depressed :D :3
get a mixing bowl and put in 2 eggs, maybe 100/150g normal flour, and some milk. Mix it up. Add milk to help mix up, and flour to thicken. It should be quite runny, but it can also be a little viscous, try out different thicknesses and see what you like. Then once you've made this mix get the flattest pan you have and put a little cooking oil in it, mix it round on high heat, then pour in the mix so it covers the whole base. Think crepe, think thin. Let it cook for a minute, using a knife or spatula around the circumference to get ready to flip it over. Then flip it, cook for another ~1 min, and put on your place. Add nutella or lemon and sugar or other sauces and eat. It's taste.
Ok now i'm going to go buy milk that's the reason I made this post V(^_^))
Caramel pudding/custard, serves 4-6. Probably the simplest (but not easiest) recipe I know.
Heat 125g (¼ lb) of sugar in a small non-stick pan and keep stirring until it melts and reaches a golden-brown color. Pour the caramel into the bread pan and swirl it around a little so it coats the bottom evenly.
Nagoya(ish) style okonomiyaki:
>0.5 cup flour
>3/8 cup dashi
>1/8 cup mirin
Mix to make dough.
>120g cabbage, somewhat thinly sliced
>0.5 spring onion, thinly cut
Mix together.
>3 tbsp ketchup
>1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
this one's a car camping campfire recipe. full of meat and yet none of the basic ingredients require refrigeration-- no ice chest! the tough part is sourcing the machacado but you can get it online. machacado is basically finely shredded mexican beef jerky. it contains a shit amount of salt so there's no other salt (or spices) necessary to add.
recipe is tolerant of ingredient subs when it comes to the vegetables, just make sure to add water if there's not enough liquid.
can be used for tacos or for dipping tortilla chips.
machaca
ingredients:
1/4lb machacado (carne seca de res)
3 roma tomatoes, rough chopped
mirepoix:
How to make (20-ish) VIP QUALITY crêpes
You will need:
Melt the butter (don’t heat it too much, or the fatty part will separate). Put the molten butter, sugar, milk and eggs inside a large bowl, and mix the ingredients. Slowly, add the flour, mixing every few seconds (you should use a mixer for this). When you have added all the flour, keep mixing for a few minutes, until there are no flour globs left. Let it rest for half an hour.
Take a pan with a diameter of approximately 23 cm (9 in); heat it, then spread some butter over its whole surface.
>>29 yanki go home
I ate the Cinnabon Cheesecake at Cheesecake Factory, and it was definitely worth the thumbprint of shit that was in my underwear by the time I got home. The Fried Mac and Cheese was good too, but not enough to justify the pain on their own. I do have to say that it tasted more like regular cake than cheesecake, but cake tastes good, so there are no worries.
I made 40 garlic clove chicken once. I halved the recipe for 2 people, but kept the amount of garlic the same (so it'd be the equivalent of 80 clove garlic chicken). I was shitting constantly for 2 days straight and it smelled like burned rubber. I could taste the smoked garlic in my throat for days.
milk
penis
Too much beets in one setting turns your pee pink.
too much green tea makes for green pee
Cinnamon toast & sweets
Car engine
i have a good stomach so i dont get tummy sick and no food is worth getting a tummy ache for however if i had to get sick o one food i would go with ice cream. chocolate strawberry coconut mango sherbert lemon etc.
Everything gives me a stomachache. I have an ulcer disease
I don't get stomach aches.. my gut has over 5 kilos of bacteria.
You can find a lot of BS with huge supercapacitors and people's attempts to cram them into UPS and such - where replacing lead-acid battery with a LiFePO4 one would be more compact, store much more energy and even cost cheaper than supercap bs.
But what about small batteries?
I know that Lenovo implemented this in their small silo'd styluses that need just a few seconds to work for a hour or two. I can't find schematics or anything similar but I don't want to break mine to see how they did it...
All I can find is crap like this: https://youtu.be/7lzK04SD5Z4 But that's terrible: supercapacitors are typically 2.7V or 3V, you would have to charge them to 1.5V - and then it's a linear discharge to about 1.1V at which point the device would stop working. Clearly, a buck/boost circuit providing stable 1.5V in a wide range of supercap voltages would be the best, but I don't know how to do it...
Sorry,if it is unsuitable for here.
I cannot speak English well.Sorry.
Please use simple words.
And,please dont use abbreviations slang etc...
If the sentence wrong,sorry
>>11
We must work all day.
But We love work.
Kawaii
まだ生きているの？
sugoii
I just started to look at this site and decided this place might be a good place to ask a serious question with anonymity. I have a small problem. I'm 23 and my two main interests, video games and anime/manga, are started to become boring to me. After so much exposure, more than enough for a lifetime even, I think I should truly move on and look for something new.
I talked with some of my friends and a couple ideas sparked my interest. Here's a short list of ideas I have that I've liked so far:
Target shooting w/rifles
Archery
Beer brewing
Boxing
I've thrown out hobbies like photography and music(anything related) due to general apathy. I'd like something that would keep me somewhat active (why archery and boxing are there), but would like something that can be truly affected by changes that I can make (why rifles and beer brewing are there). I tend to like the idea of messing around with something to make it better, which is why I liked playing some cRPGs and some racing games with tuning. I like beer and wine, but I'm not exactly sure I'd want to suffer through the experimentation of making my own. Boxing sounds fun, but would be tough to find space for the stand and bag. Rifle shooting sounds like the best option, but I don't have the money for what I want yet (I liked the feel of the Ruger Mini-14 which is ~$600).
Become a micronationalist and start your own country. It will teach you how government works and give you a false sense of power to inflate your ego.
Cool things I've dabbled in that I wish people had told me about earlier:
-Learning a language: not as hard as people say. Even if you only learn a little, it's guaranteed to come in super useful unless you're learning a dead language like Scottish or something. But that's cool too.
-Rhythm Games: a once-popular but now recovering field. There's a growing network of Dance machines in America and Europe and other Rhythm Games like beatmania or maimai are starting to make appearances too. A low entry barrier, high learning curve hobby with a lot of fantastic music to discover, though it helps if you are already into Japan or Korea.
-Board Games: not much to say here other than if you haven't closely examined boardgames before, there's a lot more to offer here than monopoly or cards against humanity. Look for a board game meet near your home and try out some nice tabletop games with a complexity designed for adults. A great way to pass the time.
-Blockchain: regardless of whether you believe in cryptocurrencies, there's a lot of cool solutions offered by blockchain technologies. Though part of my interest may be due to the fact it's still an emerging field as of this post.
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Walk a lot.
Masturbate
If you're looking for board games, I recommend chess:
I got into it a couple of months ago and am really enjoying it.
olympic masterbation
Hey guys, I am new to smoking and I was wondering what brands I should try first.
I am japanese in japan. place for smoking is reduced.
tobacco should have the same restrictions placed on it that marijuana does in states where it's legal, IE not to sale to anybody under 21.
my favorite brand is American Spirits Blue.
Vaping is superior.
I bet you'll cowards don't even smoke crack.
If you smoke you gotta do it with a pipe, it's way cooler
What happened to him?
>>10
JK, I'll fill you in.
So I turned on all of the lights in my room and was holding the chocolate and wrapper over a sorta big flat piece of white cardboard. I was making a video of the food which was in the plastic wrapper. I took the chocolate out of the plastic and was examining it with the camera. I was holding the sweet-tasting food in one hand ✋ 🎥 and the chocolate in the other hand 🖐 🍫 . I ended up intentionally breaking the piece of chocolate in half with one hand🤚.
What didn't go to plan was a result of the break: when the force was released via the breaking point of the chocolate my thumb or fingers were moving at a relatively high speed. Plus it happened so fast that my muscles were still applying about the same directional force that was previously a stressor on the chocolate, except now the chocolate was no longer holding the fingers and thumb stationary. If my reaction time was much quicker I guess I could have relaxed my muscles as soon as it broke which would have prevented the next event.
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Also a dead link ☠️
>>11
What happened next is my finger(s), fingernail(s) or the chocolate smashed into my thumbnail. This resulted in the thumbnail being broken. The thumbnail on my right hand was split in the middle which went to the side a bit. Blood came out, maybe like 5 drops of blood 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 pooled around my thumbnail initially. I think I was really hungry at the time and maybe had a bit of a sugar high due to eating a medium-sized piece of chocolate. The hunger and maybe the high caused me to shortly pass out in the bathroom. It really didn't phase me to see blood/gore, but maybe my body still had some adrenaline due to the I guess unavoidable shock the injury caused to my system.
>plus.google.com/u/0/112411586737458438356/posts
Dead link 💀
>>12
The thumbnail didn't split very far down. I went to the bathroom to wash my hand and put a bandage 🩹 on I guess. My head was sorta "spinning" or didn't feel right when I was leaning on the bathroom wall before I passed out (which resulted in me falling to the floor).
Part of the reason why I'm writing ✍️ out this story is because the 1080p video I had of the bloody event got corrupted. All of the bytes of the .MOV file became binary zeros 😢. So now the ~500 MB video file compresses into a ~80 KB .7z file. The MOV file was corrupted due to poor design of the electronic devices involved in handling/creating/moving the file.
>>3
I once operated a chainsaw while drunk. I once at night was spun around on a merry-go-round by friends while high on marijuana hash. That has comedic potential I guess.
>>13
So yeah, a video of a fairly interesting event in my life is gone I think. I would have liked to inspect 🤔 the video to see if the chocolate or my finger broke my thumbnail. I have videos of my thumb after the event though. If I had the about 500 megabyte video today, I could have uploaded ⬆️ it to the Internet with the title "In Soviet Russia, chocolate breaks you". The "In Soviet Russia…" meme is an old meme I think, but it still works. I've heard something like "break off a piece of chocolate" (Hershey's chocolate 🍫 or whatever) or "break the chocolate"/"break the chocolate bar" (into two or more piece to share with two or more people or whatever). The inverse would be that you get broken by the chocolate.
I broke said thumbnail at night, and it sorta hurt; then I went to sleep. When I woke up my thumb hurt a lot in the morning (I took one or more pain killer pills 💊) and for the rest of the day I think. In the next day and in the days after I think my thumb basically did not hurt 👍.
>>14
When I fell down in the bathroom I think I may have hit something which caused my shirt to get a medium-sized hole in it. I either ripped the shirt on something in the bathroom or outside of the bathroom at some other time. Either way, the tan(?) shirt had a hole 🕳 as a result of something.
Weeks or probably months before the chocolate may have caused me to bleed I cut/stabbed myself on a hard part of an apple 🍎 accidentally. I'm pretty sure that resulted in me bleeding too: blood from a thumb or a finger I think.
>>11
*I was holding the chocolate in one hand and the iPhone with its camera in the other hand.
>>15
I found the video boys. It turns out that the file "IMG_5937.MOV" (or some other similarly named file) was corrupted instead.
IMG_5938.MOV is the file with the event which caused me pain. I still feel sad that that one file was wrecked; I hope it didn't contain anything really interesting.
Hashtag lucky [four leaf clover emoji].
https://archive.org/details/313435313331383836386e746f75726f
I slapped my balls with a toilet pipe and ended up doing the best impression of some character of Sr Pelo I've ever done. Funnily enough, it was by accident this time.
How the hell do you snap your thumbnail with your own fingers, what the fuck.
Why did Stephen Hawking never join the Bloods?
He was already a Crip.
Post your guns, where you got 'em, how you care for 'em, etc. Just make sure the ATF doesn't see ya!
>>1
I'm not an USAian. Stop worshipping guns.
I got my guns right here flexes giant muscles
nice try feds
can i get alot of input for my tumblr?
I hope to make it crowded and gets alot of reblog and stuff.....
I like your drawings.
The default theme is pretty lame, you should get a custom one or at least modify it a little bit to add some flavor.