INSTANT REVIEW : Closer
A movie about 4 people who know how to cheat on each other.
Natalie Portman still sucks at acting.
INSTANT REVIEW: Densha Otoko 10/10
I know, I know, this is a film talked about to death on textboards. Story of an otaku who falls in love with a normie girl after saving her from a rapist on the train, he turns to 2channel for dating advice because he's socially dysfunctional and has no friends. Basically, this film is unrealistic. We all know text/imageboard users aren't that nice, we're sadistic motherfuckers more likely to mock train man for falling for a mainstream girl or just fuck with his head in general. Also, a respectable professional girl falling for an otaku like that is just unrealistic. In real life it would all fall apart once he starts running his mouth about his favourite hentai and making lewd jokes or when she learns he can't shut the fuck up about anime. The plus side is we have a great confession scene that'll leave you drowning in cum and tears and what the heck its a movie about textboards so I'll give it a 10. Chalk it up to bias.
INSTANT REVIEW: Coordinates of Death (1985)
Soviet Vietnamese film about the Vietnam War. Very bad and contains barely any plot. It's mostly compilations of Soviets dressed as Americans flying around in Hueys while drinking beer and eating burgers while mowing down villages with miniguns as funky music plays in the background. Ends with boring ass propaganda mock trial against captured American pilots.
Feels like a 70s movie with decent effects but uses a lot of stock gunfire and explosion sounds I recognize from lots of video games. Didn't realize those stock sounds were so old. My guess is their audio equipment was terrible because there's real explosions and shit, so they did this in post to salvage it.
Never been a fan of non anglos speaking English in cinema, but seeing Vietnamese actors dubbed in Russian is probably worse.
Perhaps there's a better version out there without the stock sounds and dubbing.
INSTANT REVIEW: Shin Godzilla (2016) 3.8/5
A remake/reimagining of the original Godzilla set in post-3/11 Japan. Rather than focusing on ordinary civillians like the original film, this movie focuses on the politicians and government bureaucrats who have to manage the crisis of a giant lizard suddenly appearing to wreck the Kanto region. The Godzilla in this looks pretty awesome, his final form is a truly awesome beast. I just wish that there were more stand alone rampage sequences. Also the ending sucks because the bureaucrats manage to stop Godzilla which is totally unrealistic, we all know the one thing pencil neck can't do is their own damn job. Also, the Evangelion battle music was a nice touch.
INSTANT REVIEW: Meteor (1979) 1/5
It takes its turn at being every kind of 70s action movie on the way to botching every conceivable scientific fact. Sean Connery would rather be sailing, and can you blame him? The poster is a lie, only miniatures get to go to outer space. Notable for depicting a direct hit on the World Trade Center. How insensitive! I demand 1979 apologize!
INSTANT REVIEW: Jail Bait (1954) 1/5
Ed Wood made this below-average noir five years before Plan 9. Disappointingly for a 21st century audience, this is not porno. At this time he still had professionals on-staff for lighting and sets. There is even one character who is deaf and dumb, meaning Wood did have quality standards for his talent. At least in 1954. Blackface vaudeville act featured at 16 minutes, and I'm not entirely sure why. Maybe Wood was just friends with them??
I watched that movie "White Noise" since there was so much buzz about it from that Ohio situation. It was a garbage shit hole of a movie. I wanted my time back and hated it. Easily a 1/5 don't recommend never will watch again.
INSTANT REVIEW: White Buffalo (1977) 2/5
Charles Bronson, a nonchalant murderer of indigenous people, teams up with an indigenous man, who shares a love of murdering indigenous people, to do battle with a special effects buffalo. You can't say it didn't try something new.
INSTANT REVIEW: John Wick Chapter 4
Action scenes are great. The story is whack. Just another John Wick movie where Keanu Reeves is seemingly impervious to bullets, jumping out of 5 story buildings and being hit by cars. Pretty boring over all. They really need to stop making these movies. Also, Osama Bin Laden gets whacked by Keanu so… yeah. Tragic.
Thread to talk about the actor Tom Hiddleston
>>26 "Flossing"!
JArthy - sure you didn't mean EO?
Coriolanus broadcast was good, but I think I'd get more out of it after a second viewing. TH spoke very rapidly and was sometimes hard to understand (in fairness, this was the first time I'd seen this play). The role made great use of his physicality and his ability to play unpleasant characters. (I kept feeling bits of Loki, but that also shows how much TH and Branagh pulled from Shakespeare for the first Thor film.)
I only caught bits of the live commentary with Josie Rourke and various cast members (including TH). Some of it is shown in one of Marvel's "Cast During Quarantine" vids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFui9ndq6l0&t=226s (TH's part is at the beginning).
Glad you are finally free of the ILs and that the hubster is back! I can only imagine what your life has been like....
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Surely you guys can't be dead when there's new Loki... surely
Wow, almost a year since the last sighting... Godspeed wherever you are, you beautiful souls.
Checking in here in the first time since forever. Unsurprised to find crickets! Maybe we can regroup once Essex Serpent comes out. I haven't rushed to watch Loki, but will get to it when I do the periodic change-out of streaming channels. Hope all is well with whoever sees this
who?
Well will you look who got engaged. It's about time. Congrats.
https://pagesix.com/2022/03/17/tom-hiddleston-and-zawe-ashton-spark-engagement-rumors/
The movie "Densha Otoko" (Train Man) is to be shown in several countries in East Asia, including Hong Kong, Taiwan and Singapore, following sales efforts at the recent Cannes Film Festival. The movie is based on a supposedly true story that played out on the Channel 2 web site, Japan's most popular BBS. It tells of an "otaku" (nerd), played by Yamada Takayuki (21), who comes to the rescue of a woman (Nakatani Miki, 29) being groped on a train. Not knowing how to pursue his newly found love, he turns to the Web for help and advice. The love story was turned into a best-selling book and has the subject of a lot of publicity over the last year, and has publishers scouring the Web looking for the next big hit. The biggest question that remains is whether it's really a true story of innocent love triumphing or just a clever marketing ploy. The movie opens on June 4.
Still alive.
The dorama's good, although it's very factitious, just like any other dorama.
it was just a hoax created by japanese TV producers...
>>348
old ass thread, also anniversary of this post!
good job, anonymous poster-kun!
Even if it was made up it was still a great story. There's also molester man too. Similar idea.
need more indian kino like this. any recommendations?
Can anyone find any showings of this movie in Massachusetts for me?
I really want to see this, it just came out today, but I cannot find anywhere thats showing it besides California and Ohio. It claims to be showing in America nation wide.
>>1
Why do you HATE FREEDOM?
>>3
He's wanting to actually see that movie, how is that hating freedom?
Ok.
I cannot find any showings of this anywhere.
Are there any websites that have it?
klop.tv didnt work
ssupload.com didnt work
peekvid.com didnt work
No where seems to have this movie.
Someone help me find it!!
Oh man, I watched this after playing through P2 a few years ago, and it was hilariously bad.
now tell me when they finish the PORTAL movie, jesus christ!
POSTAL movie is the best movie i see
What did you guys think of No Way Home?
I loved it i have already seen it twice and i am going to see it a third time.
Did >>1 ever see it a third time?
I'm on the edge of my seat here
garbage jewish garbage made by a jew and is meant to blacken spiderman, also ruined my spiderman and the entire meaning behind the character. I fucking hate tom holland, all of this is literally psyops to make men look feminine, in the next movie he will play a tranny.
Schizophrenia above?
Schizophrenia below?
More marvel trash. MCU should just die
Does anyone know any good Japanese Movies?
I just saw Kamikaze Girls and it was sooooo good.
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People of caste bottom layer of Japan
I dont understand what is so good about tampopo
For me it was dull and boring.
Onmyoji (2001) was good. Not too many Heian Period movies, and the jp mythology and wizardry was fun.
I liked G.I. Samurai, it's kinda like GATE where the JGSDF gets transported back to the sengoku era
Of course battle royale is a classic and also is good
>>87
ur one sick puppy i bet you love the guinea piggu movies too?
I really liked a movie called Chong (2000). It is a movie made by zainichi korean about the daily discrimination Koreans face in Japan
hi guys you see densha otoko?
I do!
fake story
no is it good?
no
Shoot a man, BEFORE throwing him out of a plane?
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
Dead weight is harder to move certainly but if you want to make sure someone is good and dead, you shoot them then throw them out of the plane.
Why would someone save the life of a doomed man who only has hours to live instead of reattach the ear of a man who has days to live? That is what I was sorta thinking when I saw an episode of "Outlander" which took place in 18th century America. In the show, said doomed man was a black slave (named Rufus?). A character in that TV series is named Claire, and she travelled back in time from 1940s-1960s back to 1700s. She could have used technology from the future or something in order to stop so many negros from coming to America. Perhaps the United States would have been better if many negros never came to the US in the first place. I think Davis Aurini said that the USA would be better if many non-whites never came to the US in the first place, so I guess I agree with him. I know for sure that I say these things with zero racial hatred in my mind.
A popular character in "Outlander" is Black Jack Randall. One and probably not both of the following images show the actor of Jack Randall:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201117001242if_/https://flxt.tmsimg.com/v9/AllPhotos/554296/554296_v9_ba.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Outlander_premiere_episode_screening_at_92nd_Street_Y_in_New_York_17_%28crop%29.jpg
Me: mom can we get some Black Jack Randall?
Mom: we have Black Jack Randall at home.
Black Jack Randall at home: https://flxt.tmsimg.com/v9/AllPhotos/554296/554296_v9_ba.jpg
Why would someone frost a cake with their butt?
Why would someone try to shoot a man as he's falling from an airplane? That makes no sense.
https://youtu.be/F3mN5J9cQFU basically im learning to go on animating stuffs which means solid drawing in 3d perspective, so mathemathically speaking it's 360 degrees of angle times the subject in question
but as you see in link this is not something normal horse do or unless rotoed from a real horse, how are the animation timed and spaced correctly with somewhat limited deadline and reference that is,
how do you sort of then "simulate" motion as natural as possible?
