INSTANT REVIEW : Closer
A movie about 4 people who know how to cheat on each other.
Natalie Portman still sucks at acting.
INSTANT REVIEW: Meteor (1979) 1/5
It takes its turn at being every kind of 70s action movie on the way to botching every conceivable scientific fact. Sean Connery would rather be sailing, and can you blame him? The poster is a lie, only miniatures get to go to outer space. Notable for depicting a direct hit on the World Trade Center. How insensitive! I demand 1979 apologize!
INSTANT REVIEW: Jail Bait (1954) 1/5
Ed Wood made this below-average noir five years before Plan 9. Disappointingly for a 21st century audience, this is not porno. At this time he still had professionals on-staff for lighting and sets. There is even one character who is deaf and dumb, meaning Wood did have quality standards for his talent. At least in 1954. Blackface vaudeville act featured at 16 minutes, and I'm not entirely sure why. Maybe Wood was just friends with them??
I watched that movie "White Noise" since there was so much buzz about it from that Ohio situation. It was a garbage shit hole of a movie. I wanted my time back and hated it. Easily a 1/5 don't recommend never will watch again.
INSTANT REVIEW: White Buffalo (1977) 2/5
Charles Bronson, a nonchalant murderer of indigenous people, teams up with an indigenous man, who shares a love of murdering indigenous people, to do battle with a special effects buffalo. You can't say it didn't try something new.
INSTANT REVIEW: John Wick Chapter 4
Action scenes are great. The story is whack. Just another John Wick movie where Keanu Reeves is seemingly impervious to bullets, jumping out of 5 story buildings and being hit by cars. Pretty boring over all. They really need to stop making these movies. Also, Osama Bin Laden gets whacked by Keanu so… yeah. Tragic.
INSTANT REVIEW: Anything by Disney recently.
Crap.
INSTANT REVIEW: Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part I (2023) (4/5)
A rogue AI doesn't do what it's best at (making three-armed sexy anime girls), but instead tries to take over the world. Tom Cruise has to jump off a lot of tall things in beautiful places about it. Never boring.
INSTANT REVIEW: Zardoz
Excellent style and rich philosophy that both get explored thoroughly.
INSTANT REVIEW: Paradise Now 8/10
Two buddies from the West Bank volunteer to become suicide bombers to escape their shitty lives and the threat of NEETdom, but the operation doesn't go according to plan when they get cold feet. There is a lot of bleak humor and black comedy and a few scenes where the characters give monologues about life under Israeli occupation which can come off as too preachy and forced for an otherwise subtle film.
I recommend you
https://www.youtube.com/@wtkiphoto
Nice JK movie
https://youtu.be/JSugnJBc8LQ
need more indian kino like this. any recommendations?
Thanks for the recommendations >>1
Totally different genre, but RRR is excellent nonsense and a different kind of Indian Kino, I really recommend it if you have an evening to kill. However all I could think about when watching it is how I wanted someone to make a version of it about Irish republicans instead.
Watch Gangs of Wasseypur or other Anurag Kashyap kino like Gulaal and Satya.
Depends on what you want to watch. The best classic Indian movies were musical dramas and Muslim socials. Pakeezah is a stand out and your typical nobleman meets a hooker story.
Let's share movies that are in the public domain, or otherwise freely and legally available online.
I don't think this is public domain, buy it's listed has public domain.
[b]Horror Express (1972)[/b]
http://archive.org/details/HorrorExpress_201303
Go to archive.org. Great site.
Tokyo Story
https://archive.org/details/Bluebeard
"Bluebeard
by Edgar G. Ulmer
Publication date 1944
Usage Public DomainCreative Commons Licensepublicdomain
Topics 1940s, murder, horror, John Carradine
Publisher PRC Pictures, Inc.
Young female models are being strangled inexplicably. Will law enforcement be able to stop the crime wave before more women become victims?"
I found this link as part of my research into a recent change to the archive.org website:
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https://archive.org/details/HisGirlFriday-1940
His Girl Friday (1940)
A pretty good Cary Grant movie; love how Walter is able to use his ex's personality traits and weaknesses against her in the end to make a weakness he can manipulate.
hi guys you see densha otoko?
I do!
fake story
no is it good?
no
yes
nope
When I first heard of this I thought it would turn out to be a hoax or he'd give some excuse to chicken out, but I guess I was wrong.
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060822/latu076.html
>Four matches are currently scheduled for September 23 and one match planned earlier in Spain for a total of five opponents. Boll is ready to take on even more people willing to fight, and his challenge remains on the table.
>There are some critics who chickened out and didn't follow through with their challenges. The following 5 challengers have been picked by our selection committee to represent some of Uwe Boll's harshest critics. These particular challengers are prepared to box Dr. Boll on September 23rd, 2006, in Vancouver, where they will finally get the opportunity to try to inflict some pain on the man they claim has done it to them for years.
>Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka from Lee's Summit, Missouri, Webmaster /CEO for Something Awful, Jeff Sneider from Los Angeles, California, Journalist for Ain't It Cool News, Chris Alexander from Toronto, Ontario, Journalist / Radio Announcer for Rue Morgue, Nelson Chance Minter from Fredrick, Maryland, Website Critic.
Nerds get a chance to take out their ire on a person who ruined their childhood memories. Uwe Boll's a pretty beefy guy, so I can see some of them getting beat up thanks to sheer weight difference. I have to wonder if Lowtax is going to pull something completely ridiculous for the event.
> I have to wonder if Lowtax is going to pull something completely ridiculous for the event.
I so hope he is.
if Lowtax is participating in this, he's definitely going to do something ridiculous
So, is this going to be televised somewhere, or probably streadmed on the net?
Also, someone will be happy after this fight. Either the SA goons because lowtax beat boll up, or a ton of guys from other forums, because lowtax got beaten up.
He won his first fight, against some no name critic. He's pretty fit. Lowtax will be part of the main event on the 23rd. The challengers are going to have to do some serious training if they want to do more than a joke appearance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxpgSNH0Y-A
Lowtax should just appear naked, you know, come in wearing this bathrobe type thing boxers sometimes wear and nothing else. He could then throw it away with one swift motion and beat Boll up while he's to shocked to move.
Listen to the PC Gamer podcasts for updates ~desu
I have a question https://rentry.org/u8ehp
Thread to talk about the actor Tom Hiddleston
>>26 "Flossing"!
JArthy - sure you didn't mean EO?
Coriolanus broadcast was good, but I think I'd get more out of it after a second viewing. TH spoke very rapidly and was sometimes hard to understand (in fairness, this was the first time I'd seen this play). The role made great use of his physicality and his ability to play unpleasant characters. (I kept feeling bits of Loki, but that also shows how much TH and Branagh pulled from Shakespeare for the first Thor film.)
I only caught bits of the live commentary with Josie Rourke and various cast members (including TH). Some of it is shown in one of Marvel's "Cast During Quarantine" vids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFui9ndq6l0&t=226s (TH's part is at the beginning).
Glad you are finally free of the ILs and that the hubster is back! I can only imagine what your life has been like....
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Surely you guys can't be dead when there's new Loki... surely
Wow, almost a year since the last sighting... Godspeed wherever you are, you beautiful souls.
Checking in here in the first time since forever. Unsurprised to find crickets! Maybe we can regroup once Essex Serpent comes out. I haven't rushed to watch Loki, but will get to it when I do the periodic change-out of streaming channels. Hope all is well with whoever sees this
who?
Well will you look who got engaged. It's about time. Congrats.
https://pagesix.com/2022/03/17/tom-hiddleston-and-zawe-ashton-spark-engagement-rumors/
The movie "Densha Otoko" (Train Man) is to be shown in several countries in East Asia, including Hong Kong, Taiwan and Singapore, following sales efforts at the recent Cannes Film Festival. The movie is based on a supposedly true story that played out on the Channel 2 web site, Japan's most popular BBS. It tells of an "otaku" (nerd), played by Yamada Takayuki (21), who comes to the rescue of a woman (Nakatani Miki, 29) being groped on a train. Not knowing how to pursue his newly found love, he turns to the Web for help and advice. The love story was turned into a best-selling book and has the subject of a lot of publicity over the last year, and has publishers scouring the Web looking for the next big hit. The biggest question that remains is whether it's really a true story of innocent love triumphing or just a clever marketing ploy. The movie opens on June 4.
Still alive.
The dorama's good, although it's very factitious, just like any other dorama.
it was just a hoax created by japanese TV producers...
>>348
old ass thread, also anniversary of this post!
good job, anonymous poster-kun!
Even if it was made up it was still a great story. There's also molester man too. Similar idea.
Can anyone find any showings of this movie in Massachusetts for me?
I really want to see this, it just came out today, but I cannot find anywhere thats showing it besides California and Ohio. It claims to be showing in America nation wide.
>>1
Why do you HATE FREEDOM?
>>3
He's wanting to actually see that movie, how is that hating freedom?
Ok.
I cannot find any showings of this anywhere.
Are there any websites that have it?
klop.tv didnt work
ssupload.com didnt work
peekvid.com didnt work
No where seems to have this movie.
Someone help me find it!!
Oh man, I watched this after playing through P2 a few years ago, and it was hilariously bad.
now tell me when they finish the PORTAL movie, jesus christ!
POSTAL movie is the best movie i see
