Pls recommend some weirdness like Borat, Tom Green etc. that is not in the context of comedy. And preferably something weirder. I fantasize about the most unexpected person in the most unexpected place just flipping out suddenly. Like let's say a news reporter who starts talking completely normal for 5 minutes and then just suddenly starts screaming his lungs out, jumps on the table and starts masturbating live on TV xD. It's funny to think about. That's just an example. If there's something like I described in the first 3 sentences on Youtube or whatever pls post it xD
Patato Couches (see that was random dont post a thread named random unless you want stupid shit in it).
>>7
Thanks for bumping this shitty thread dumbass.
Visitor Q
>>7
God dammit, URGH. Stop being retarded.
live action AKIRA?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qntlM9vrwXU
Nicolas Cage, particularly stuff like deadfall
>>7,8,10
The TV series "Mad Men" and the episodic anime series "JoJo's Bizarre Adventures" have something in common. In both shows the production company's name can be seen on one or more tarot cards in the show. It is a bit of an Easter egg. The production company of the anime was Lucky Land. The production company of the critically acclaimed drama "Mad Men" was... I forgot; it probably wasn't Lucky Land though. The production company of "Mad Men" is based though because I've heard that they didn't censored the blackface scene(s) from their show like other cunty production companies did (see https://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1609648727/-100). There I just looked it up: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Men: Production companies=
Weiner Bros. Productions
Lionsgate Television
RadicalMedia (pilot only)
AMC Original Productions
(see that was random dont post a thread named random unless you want stupid shit in it)
Vertical Features Remake by Peter Greenaway
>>>13 shut the fuck up
I bet when you go to sleep at night you put a blanket over yourself like a little hugbox faggot. Little autists are crammed into a hugbox when they freak out in order to suppress their central nervous system so that they calm down. Me? Unlike you, I never sleep with a blanket and I've never been in a hugbox. So it is you who should shut the fuck up, you sperglord.
Formerly Chuck's.
/polecat kebabs/
or /black peat stove/, rather
surely you mean /black penis/
This thread seems to be nonsense. I propose a different topic:
The Walking Dead Timeline...So Far | Cinematica - YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QOtsFyr_JoQ
Chuck's Feed and Seed doesn't sound as good. I'm glad Sneed took over.
I watched the first season of "Fargo" and Malvo became a dentist to gain the trust of another dentist. He befriended the dentist to find out the location of the dentist's relative who was in the witness protection program. He planned on killing the rat in the witness protection program or whatever for money.
Here is the question:
Why didn't he just beat the information out of him? That would have been quicker. Enhanced interrogation techniques can make a man do just about anything, from prostrating himself to raping his own sister. Anything feels better than prolonged torture, especially the prospect of that torture ending.
Other TV question:
Why do films and TV shows use a yellowish tint to depict countries like India or Mexico? - Quora
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-films-and-TV-shows-use-a-yellowish-tint-to-depict-countries-like-India-or-Mexico
INSTANT REVIEW : Closer
A movie about 4 people who know how to cheat on each other.
Natalie Portman still sucks at acting.
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INSTANT REVIEW: News of the World (2021)
A very average, if not sub standard western flick starring Tom Hanks. His job in the old west is to go from town to town and read the newspaper to people for a few pennies. He finds an orphan girl and tries to find her family. The story is cliché, its full of woke themes like "white ppl bad", "we wuz injunz" and stuff about slavery even though it's completely irrelevant to the plot. There's a few good scenes, imo not worth watching but if you absolutely have to pick a new release from 2021, this might be the most watchable of the lot.
INSTANT REVIEW: Hi, Mom (2021) (你好，李焕英)
First in the box office in China. Back to the Future but it's a girl from 2021 thats sent back to 1981 and meet her mom and act as she was her distant cousin. Boring as fuck, everything is an excuse for displaying maosit propaganda.
Homeward (2020): The real dad was the friends we made along the way.
INSTANT REVIEW: Gilmore Girls (2000 to 2007)
(I watched most of this show, but didn't finish watching all of the episodes yet.) I watched the first few seasons somewhat ironically as something to watch on Netflix while eating food. However, after watching the first 1, 2, or 3 seasons, it became a show that I don't just watch to-entertain-myself-while-eating. I watched plenty even when I wasn't eating. I like this show, more than I liked "Grey's Anatomy", which is a stupid show. If you cut out the interracial stuff "Gilmore Girls" is like a pro-white TV show maybe, which is neat. Thinking about the whole "women in film/TV" thing that cucks talk about, "Gilmore Girls" pulls it off well. "Gilmore Girls" might be in the feminist genre due to the female leads and business-owning sorta-entrepreneurial single mother lead character. Compare "Gilmore Girls" with "Grey's Anatomy" and you will see that in "Grey's Anatomy" the whole powerful-wimmin woman-strong feminism thing is really too on the nose and it is annoying if I remember correctly. With "Gilmore Girls" you will laugh sometimes, be sad at least once, and will find some of the stories to be interesting. I never really got into that show "Hannibal" (even after watching the entire TV show) but I did get "Gilmore Girls".
Also, last night I dreamt that Lorelai Gilmore and Rory Gilmore went next to a train station with two men. They went to a secluded sunny area near the train station. With the men behind them they simultaneously took their tops off and then presumably dropped their pants and panties. In the next scene in my dream they were both in the doggystyle position next to each other, with their asses facing the same direction. With each girl wearing a light shirt or a bra they were both getting fucked vaginally. Presumably they had their pants and panties under their knees/legs for comfort. At some point in this series of the scenes the girls might have been passionately kissing each other. Imagine that, while each of them has a cock inside them they are French kissing each other. The dream didn't make a lot of sense though because in the last scene they were on the floor of a train car which had fencing walls (as in you could sit in a seat and get a clear view of the passing scenery to your right with the wind in your hair) but no roof. The train car had other people in it who were sorta like "WTF?" Also, in the last scene, Lorelai was wearing her work clothing (clothes she wears at the inn that she works at) as a top even though she took her jacket off previously. While the dream didn't make a lot of sense it was still pretty cash to think about and gave me an erection. In the show Rory is a momma's girl, so devoid of common behavior it makes sense that she and her mother would have sex next to each other like wild girlfriends.
I had that dream after watching that episode where the Gilmore girls became reunited after Rory moves out of Lane's place. I also previously saw this video on the Internet of people fucking on a bus that was striking, even if it was faked/staged. In the dream I think a man who might have been Luke was fucking Lorelai, and a young man (possibly Logan) was pounding Rory's pussy.
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every time my eye glances over this I think it's about Rory Mercury until I read back
And I was worried.
Maybe it was the way that all the baddies were dressed in black, or maybe it was the way that the fighting uruk-hai had dreadlocks, but I began to suspect that there was something rotten in the state of Middle Earth.
When I got home I dug out my copy of The Lord of the Rings from a box somewhere - okay, so I pulled it straight off the shelf - and found there was worse to come. The Two Towers is the story of the battle between Isengard and Rohan. In the good corner, the riders of Rohan, aka the “Whiteskins”: “Yellow is their hair, and bright are their spears. Their leader is very tall.” In the evil corner, the orcs of Isengard: “A grim, dark band… swart, slant-eyed” and the “dark” wild men of the hills. So the good guys are white and the bad guys are, erm… black.
This genetic determinism drives the plot in the most brutal manner. White men are good, “dark” men are bad, orcs are worst of all. While 10,000 orcs are massacred with a kind of Dungeons and Dragons version of biological warfare, the wild men left standing at the end of the battle are packed off back to their homes with nothing more than slapped wrists.
Perhaps I’d better come right out and say it. The Lord of the Rings is racist. It is soaked in the logic that race determines behaviour. Orcs are bred to be bad, they have no choice. The evil wizard Saruman even tells us that they are screwed-up elves. Elves made bad by a kind of devilish genetic modification programme. They deserve no mercy.
Maybe it's just good old-fashioned Guardian-reading imperial guilt.
Yay for copypasta:
http://film.guardian.co.uk/lordoftherings/news/0,11016,852217,00.html
This Film is very bad that I ever seen.
bump
>>5
Why are you bumping a thread from 14 years ago?
unbump
I smell man flesh
Tolkien was based and redpilled, epicly.
What is your favorite horror movies, if any. What kinds do you prefer?
I love Asian Horror. Ive seen A Tale of Two Sisters, Battle Royale, Dark Water, Spider Forest, Grudge 1 and 2, Kairo, Chakushin Ari 1 and 2, Ringu 1, Ringu 2, Rasen, Ringu 0, Suicide Circle, Shutter, Jian Gui 1 and 2, Uzumaki, Audition, Ichi The Killer, Into the Mirror, Dead Friend, Kyua, Three Extremes, Another Heaven, and a few others.
My faves
Friday the 13th complete series
Nightmare on Elm Street
Night of the Living Dead Trilogy
Zombi 2
Maniac
Mad man
Henry
Cemetary Man
Sleepaway Camp Trilogy
Guinea Pig
Eaten Alive
Dead Alive
Maniac Cop
Heh, I actually find Asian horrors not scary at all so far. Quite odd, but they really aren't scary. I liked One Missed Call <Chakushin Ari>, becouse it had quite an interesting story. Kairo could have been a bit better - wonder what the remake is going to be like...
I watched The Descent recently (with the original ending). It wasn't SUPER scary (a theatre atmosphere probably would have helped in that department), but it was very interesting. I recommend it.
28 days later was good.
Wandavision(2021) ~ Wicked Witch of Westview enslaves town to fulfill her fantasy.
Ginger Snaps
Doctor Sleep was good. I thought it was pretty dumbed-down compared to Kubrick's Shining, but that made it enjoyable for stupid people like me.
I watched the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre recently, and it easily became my favorite.
Have you seen the Snyder cut? ITT discuss the Snyder cut of Justice League.
i am going to watch later. it looks interesting
check out the snyder cut of my foreskin
testing...
Yeah, you would do that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFkFuTuSDhg
testing also
test!
>>3
That video -- YouTube video qFkFuTuSDhg -- is now dead. What was it?
Links which might help answer that question:
ikioi5ch.net:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFkFuTuSDhg
見ろください
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Please look
>>5
Twitter: no results
Bing:
news18.5ch.net:
6 ：ごめんね：2006/09/20(水) 13:18:42 ID:qhVWA0Y7
見ろください
>>6
https://web.archive.org/web/20061004225744/www.cocoa-malt.nestle.co.jp/milo/
Yandex: no results
searX: duplicate results only
DuckDuckGo: duplicate results only
https://archive.org/search.php?query=qFkFuTuSDhg - nothing
https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qFkFuTuSDhg - nothing
Come watch North Korean TV with us!
USE VLC
USE VLC
USE VLC
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
mms://121.167.43.161/chosun
But why do I have to use VLC?
Well now that it is all over what did you guys think of the Star Wars sequels? I hated them and in my opinion they make the prequels look better.
star wars sucks. fuck you nerds
>>4
It would've been cool for me if the dialog was more refined. Or if the cinematography was better. It's either boring with long dialog scenes where they're only walking and talking. That or completely bizarre like any scene involving Anakin.
Well i mean that was kinda the point. Qui-Gon-Jinn was the last true jedi and the jedi during the prequel era had lost their way and got caught up in politics also jedi are somewhat based off of monks i believe. George Lucas is great at world building coming up with new ideas but he needs help with writing and story which is why i think the prequels have a lot of great ideas but lack in good execution. But lets be honest they are still better than the new Disney movies that is for sure.
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There is no canon death for Jar-Jar Binks
>>19
everyone knows he became a sith lord