INSTANT REVIEW : Closer
A movie about 4 people who know how to cheat on each other.
Natalie Portman still sucks at acting.
INSTANT REVIEW: Million Dollar Baby
A great film written and directed Clint Eastwood, starring Clint Eastwood, about how great Clint Eastwood is.
Clorox bleach also plays a pivotal role.
INSTANT REVIEW: Emma
Two hours of silly female drama and romance and not one single sex scene with Gwyneth Paltrow.
A rip-off!
INSTANT REVIEW: The Princess Bride
The sort of film people will quote eighteen years after it hit the theatres. Required viewing for anyone wo wants to know too much about pop culture.
Oh, yeah, pretty forgettable as a film.
INSTANT REVIEW: Shaft
Black dude walks through a mediocre film and makes a lot of snappy remarks on racism issues.
Was that the original or the remake?
INSTANT REVIEW: Shaft, the original
The setup for the big climax got too distracting so let's just shoot everybody and call it day!
INSTANT REVIEW: Machssomim (Checkpoint)
A guy sets a camera to RECORD and does nothing else, tsahal and palestinians collide, and people who never knew shit all about the middle east conflict but still waffle about it nonstop should be obligated to shut the hell up and watch it. In the end, neither tsahal nor palestijns are demonized nor glorified, but in the end you might have gained some insight and even understanding.
INSTANT REVIEW: Utena, Adolescence Of
LIFE IS SYMBOLISM.
INSTANT REVIEW: Battle Royale 2
They take the concept from BR1, add some stupid rules and removes the deep plot!
INSTANT REVIEW: Independence Day
Mars Attacks was better and that one sucked, too.
tl;dr
the common goldfish carassius auratus has an attention span of a full nine seconds
INSTANT REVIEW: Waking Life
better title: Ruined By Rotoscope.
INSTANT REVIEW: Seize the Day
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091920/
Stupid American realism with many assholes and one whiner (Robin Williams). The only good part of this movie is Jerry Stiller.
INSTANT REVIEW: Svidd Neger
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0365810/
my kind of movie. super soundtrack. Presten - Besten!
INSTANT REVIEW: Million Dollar Baby
I'll just say that the climatic boxing match was against an East German former prostitute who fought dirty.
INSTANT REVIEW: Gokudô kyôfu dai-gekijô - Gozu
"what happen?", end of review.
Instant Review: The Aviator
Go watch Citizen Kane.
INSTANT REVIEW: End of Evangelion
Sex.
Instant Review: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
George Lucas gives up on writing dialog and crafting plots. He filled up the screen with massive CGI and hoped no one would notice.
INSTANT REVIEW: Final Fantasy VII:Advent Children
Shit explodes.
INSTANT REVIEW: Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
candy rocks enough for the movie to rock via association, plus roald dahl roxx
INSTANT REVIEW: Ghost in the Shell
what happen !!
instant review: cry_wolf
No one says "lol is this tom" in the entire movie.
INSTANT REVIEW: Appleseed
somebody set up us the bomb !
INSTANT REVIEW: Appleseed
Appleseed is that thing that has robots and stuff, right?
INSTANT REVIEW: Dare mo shiranai (nobody knows)
long
INSTANT REVIEW: Groove - Somewhat Realistic Rave Movie with Digweed Sounds
INSTANT REVIEW: U2 Rattle and Hum - Where The Streets Have No Name
INSTANT REVIEW: Shakespeare In Love
Joseph Fiennes knows his stuff and Gwynneth Paltrow is steamy.
INSTANT REVIEW: Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit
I LOL'd. (May contain nuts.)
INSTANT REVIEW: Sweet November
ZOMG Keanu Reeves can act!
INSTANT REVIEW: Ghost in the Shell
did i miss something?
INSTANT REVIEW: All About Lily Chou-Chou
I couldn't process it all while I was watching. After the screen went black I thought it over and had a moment of enlightenment.
INSTANT REVIEW: Saw
Fucked up shit happens to imperfect people.
INSTANT REVIEW: Audition
HOLY SHIT!!!
INSTANT REVIEW: Batman Begins
Gotham
INSTANT REVIEW: Sweet November
no he can't
INSTANT REVIEW: Aeon Flux
Is nothing fucking sacred?
INSTANT REVIEW: Good Night and Good Luck
Think the "Liberal/Leftist media" line is recent?
INSTANT REVIEW: The Aristocrats
It's VIP Quality!
INSTANT REVIEW: Kings of the Road
We're not gay
INSTANT REVIEW: Christmas In August
Absolutely heart wrenching
INSTANT REVIEW: Blade Runner
Cyberpunk 1980s lol.
INSTANT REVIEW:HEIDI
OMG!!!!!!!!
INSTANT REVIEW: Shopgirl
If I were Steve Martin, I'd probably write and star in a movie where I got to sleep with Claire Danes too.
INSTANT REVIEW: densha otoko
little bitch of a man bitches over a bitch until he gets the bitch
INSTANT REVIEW: Stealing Beauty
sex in toscana
INSTANT REVIEW: Gummo
An ugly kid walks around. The End.
INSTANT REVIEW: Butterfly Effect
Better than I expected
INSTANT REVIEW: Near Dark
I like short-haired pointer dogs.
INSTANT REVIEW: Iden & Tity
The following objectives were successfully completed:
-Rock & Roll all night
-Party every day
INSTANT REVIEW: Suicide Girls (Shimotsuma Monogatari)
Gothic Lolita meets biker chick. In the words of Sam Jackson, you either want to see that, or you don't.
>>53
that's "kamikaze girls" you twit. and it is an excellent movie
>>54
Shit, you're right. That's what I get for having other open tabs... _|￣|○
INSTANT REVIEW: Last Life in the Universe
WTF is this "lady and the tiger" shit? Two hours of fine, fine, movie, ruined by the crappiest ending I've ever seen! Fuck that noise!
correction: "Lady or the Tiger", can't have it both ways
INSTANT REVIEW: Chunking Express
Damn, I wish it was 1994 and I lived in Chunking Mansions.
Christopher Doyle is a master in depicting Hongkong.
(btw Faye Wong is cute)
INSTANT REVIEW: Sin noticias de Dios (USA:Don't tempt me)
Asshole gets both Heaven and Hell trying to get him through the pearly gates. Penelope Cruz plays an agent of Hell, who flirts with the agent of Heaven, played by Victoria Abril. Very good.
INSTANT REVIEW: Egg [ http://www.slowlearner.co.jp/movies/egg/ ]
(comment: seen unsubtitled by someone who does not know japanese nor russian, and thus "fast fwding" in the parts where "nothing was happening")
Delightfully confusing and entertaining mix of creepiness, guy in rubber outfit (the "evil" creature), (visually beautiful) moodsetting scenes and interesting cutting technique.
INSTANT REVIEW: Underworld Evolution
Finally, Kate Beckinsale shows some skin...which she really should have done on the first one.
INSTANT REVIEW: Walk The Line
Johnny Cash was cool. This movie was emo. Buy his greatest hits CD instead.
英語が難しくてテストがダメでした。
英語を覚える方法を教えてください
こんばんは。
応援してます。
みんな、英語うまいね。。。
When the Japanese lid sitting language relies on is chosen to be
overseas software, Japanese is sad .... somehow ..it is... Korean
INSTANT REVIEW: The Tao of Steve
Eliminate your desire.
INSTANT REVIEW: Lorelei, Witch of the Pacific
Now they've done it! They've gone and pissed off the United States!
INSTANT REVIEW: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters
This doesn't look anything like in the poster, and they wouldn't let me bring in my marijuana that I use for legitimate medical purposes!
INSTANT REVIEW: Mask
Boy's head is shaped like a potato.
Cher's head is also shaped like a potato.
INSTANT REVIEW: Oldboy
Dudes talk in Korean, dudes fight, main dude cuts himself a lot and barks like a dog. Glass breaks. Hugs!
INSTANT REVIEW: Amélie
Your girlfriend will let you get to second base if you watch this with her.
INSTANT REVIEW: Broken (1992)
You may became physically ill and develop a major schizophrenic episode. Passing kidney stones is a more pleasant experience.
INSTANT REVIEW: Fearless (1993)
This movie makes me want to crash a Volvo into a brick wall, it looks like so much fun. I hope you don't have to have Rosie Perez in the car for it work.
INSTANT REVIEW: Koi No Mon
Rocks. Manga. Love. Cosplay. Hideki Anno cameo.
INSTANT REVIEW: Electric Dragon 80000V
Most AWESOME movie ever. Seriously, it's more outright entertaining than anything I've watched for a long while.
INSTANT REVIEW: Ghost Rider
I hope Mark Steven Johnson dies of AIDS.
INSTANT REVIEW: The Man in White
Yakuza, fuck yeah!
INSTANT REVIEW: Musuka
just like trash
INSTANT REVIEW: Saw series/The Hills Have Eyes series
Because real snuff films are illegal.
INSTANT REVIEW: My Sassy Girl
Why can't america do romance films like this?
INSTANT REVIEW: Live Free or Die Hard
Car make helicopter go boom to save America! l33t!!!!
INSTANT REVIEW: Happiness of the Katakuris
Takashi Miike's best film, and unlike most of his work, it's a friggin musical!
INSTANT REVIEW: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Floating spaceships and classical music
INSTANT REVIEW: Las Vegas Story (1952)
Thanks to The Aviator, I knew to expect retro boobs when I saw Howard Hughes' name in the credits. I was not disappointed. Also, Hoagy Carmicheal.
HEBI CHAN image video
INSTANT REVIEW: Fight Club
Fav movie of all time
Instant REVIEW: The Simpsons the Movie
4 episodes in 1 80 minute film
INSTANT REVIEW: Live Free or Die Hard
Manliest movie of the year.
INSTANT REVIEW: 300
There were scarred gimp lesbians in this movie.
INSTANT REVIEW: 300
The dialogue was designed solely to be shouted constantly by annoying teenagers for months to come.