INSTANT REVIEW MOVIE THREAD (499)

1 Name: Couch Potato 05/01/29(Sat)10:54 ID:Heaven

INSTANT REVIEW : Closer

A movie about 4 people who know how to cheat on each other.

Natalie Portman still sucks at acting.

301 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-08-15 21:57 ID:/w19tjEr

INSTANT REVIEW: Lesbian Vampire Killers
Contains Lesbian Vampires. And people who kill them. And lots of british absurd humor. Funny movie. Also, NOT porn, sorry. Good surprise overall.

>>300 did not review 300 the movie. I am kinda disappointed, Couch Potato.

302 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-08-16 15:53 ID:mO/upfGa

INSTANT REVIEW: Videodrome

James Woods with the worst haircut in cinematic history goes batshit insane.

303 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-08-17 15:15 ID:4D0T2oq+

INSTANT REVIEW: District 9

Indie Scifi movie that turns into a poorly written action flick halfway through. Also, Pig Gibs.

304 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-08-17 18:52 ID:Rb+OcqmY

INSTANT REVIEW: Adventureland

Emo Boy meets Emo Girl who bangs Married Rockstar secretely who cockblocks Ignorant Emo Boy followed by more cheesy drama and a farfatched happy ending.

305 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-08-28 14:26 ID:613OoA+E

INSTANT REVIEW: The Room
Oh hyyyy there, roooume. Leesa is my future waif.

306 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-09-06 00:34 ID:U79ANs71

INSTANT REVIEW: HANNAH MONTANA the Movie
Do I even need to say it?

307 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-09-06 04:38 ID:3Ury6prL

INSTANT REVIEW: 2012: The Odyssey

The exemplar of New Age movies. Pure naivete and cheesiness. (Skip it)

308 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-09-06 15:49 ID:Rb+OcqmY

INSTANT REVIEW : Timecrimes

Pretty good despite the obvious paradoxes.

309 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-09-22 09:44 ID:82JkZ1X6

310 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-09-25 03:53 ID:XdB3B+5g

casablanca

Studly Bogart helps his Ex escape nazi controlled africa after a SHITLOAD of flashbacks

311 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-10-01 16:20 ID:fsM5F2Xh

INSTANT REVIEW: Murder By Death

Frequently stupid. Sparsely humorous. Entirely nonsensical.

...

Brilliant!

312 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-10-07 20:49 ID:WpPeDDxC

INSTANT REVIEW: The Legend of Zorro

They should have called it Everybody Loves Zorro.

313 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-10-18 10:19 ID:rid49LrT

INSTANT REVIEW: Zombieland

Left 4 Dead the movie.

314 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-10-21 17:26 ID:epzMYO0n

[b]INSTANT REVIEW[/b]: At Land (1944)

Nice unless you try to analyse it.

315 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-10-27 07:45 ID:LAWeh04f

INSTANT REVIEW: Good (2008)

Depressing as fuck. Bad acting.

316 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-10-31 04:27 ID:HbLjoETB

INSTANT REVIEW: Postmen in the Mountains (那山那人那狗, 1999)

What I expected: The exotic mystery of the Orient.

What I got: A heartwarming tale of a postman's life

317 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-11-03 01:18 ID:1ogG7p8d

INSTANT REVIEW: IZO

Japanese director on acid tries to wrap philosophy in a splatter movie.

318 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-11-04 18:39 ID:/NmC1kkz

INSTANT REVIEW: M

If you don't love this movie you might not even be human.

319 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-11-05 02:56 ID:gP3LhGKn

>>318

The 1931 German one, the 1951 American one, or the 2007 Korean drama?

320 Name: 302 : 2009-12-03 20:44 ID:kH90UEZC

INSTANT REVIEW: Oh, God!

Quaint folksy tale wherein George Burns reads lines off a cue card.

Addendum: When I said James Woods had the worst haircut in cinematic history, it was only because I was unaware John Denver had ever starred in a movie. I now stand corrected.

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322 Name: Couch Potato : 2009-12-31 01:47 ID:ILqzCtid

INSTANT REVIEW: Star Trek

Somehow this didn't trip my nerd rage-o-meter. It may be watered down, but it's not a bad movie.

323 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-01-11 16:46 ID:ytX9y7Ny

324 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-01-13 09:20 ID:QrdzANp7

INSTANT REVIEW: Inglorious Basterds

Jews are so great, Hitler sux XD.

325 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-01-20 02:41 ID:0LQTJ5yg

INSTANT REVIEW: Funny People

One of Adam Sandler's better movies. But not as funny as the name implies.

326 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-02-01 14:18 ID:bxJ1B29A

INSTANT REVIEW: Once Upon a Time in the West

I hate westerns, actually I never watched one, find them too boring. But this movie is amazing, completely changes my opinion of westerns.

327 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-02-08 02:20 ID:HbLjoETB

INSTANT REVIEW: Coraline

Gorgeous visuals, cute characters, but the plot feels like a tech demo, or a video game really. If you liked Avatar you may like this. Main character is quite fappable.

328 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-02-11 23:01 ID:DVg6i6SM

INSTANT REVIEW: Traxx (1988)

You know what I think of your cookies?

<10 second fart>

That's what I think of your cookies!

329 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-02-21 06:35 ID:3Ury6prL

INSTANT REVIEW: Avatar

I am getting in the habit of writing instant reviews in this thread for movies that everyone has already seen.

330 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-03-11 14:37 ID:fm1GY39l

INSTANT REVIEW: Where The Wild Things Are (2010)

What the fuck, this is a kid's movie, why are you beating the shit out of each other?

331 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-03-20 21:22 ID:e0Yqx/SC

INSTANT REVIEW: Farewell Space Battleship Yamato

GLORIOUS NIPPON BANZAI!!!!1

332 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-03-31 15:09 ID:ZrZ8GVY1

Lord of War

Arms trade and corruption.

333 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-04-05 03:08 ID:GG/r7oLZ

INSTANT REVIEW: Summer Wars

zomg such an awesome movie. Too much Internet though

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335 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-04-19 23:45 ID:VArd1xlv

INSTANT REVIEW: The Hurt Locker

angry man, reckless man and black man combine forces to disarm shit. thats fucking IT

336 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-05-14 16:16 ID:xwr6csUW

INSTANT REVIEW: Iron Man 2

Man goes through process metaphorical to mid-life crisis, finds new hobby.

337 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-07-26 03:25 ID:dKJoInuP

INSTANT REVIEW: Hard Candy

Tender teenage girl goes psycho on ambivalent pedophile. GOES HARD!! YAAAY.

338 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-07-26 07:35 ID:UWWWIvkj

INSTANT REVIEW: INCEPTION

Groups goes into a dream of a dream of a dream to plant idea. MIND BLASTING!

339 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-02 16:14 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: TOY STORY 3

Evil fucking stuffed bear rules daycare center with an iron fist. Has an SS crew of nazi henchmen. Sid is the trash truck driver at the end. If you cry when Andy gives the toys to Molly, you're gay!

Also, Woody talks to Sid but not Andy in the third movie? What the fuck gives man!

Should have been Rated PG.

340 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-02 16:46 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE

Two chicks and a guy. Eating shit is involved. The guys from Lexx are in it. They are making a second one with twelve people...I hope its the cast of Serenity and they all die.

341 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-02 16:49 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: TRANSFORMERS 2

Micheal Bay put nigger robots in the movie. Shit gets blown up. Wait for ABC Family to show it.

342 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-02 16:52 ID:KVKJGNu3

>> 339

Oh wait...Andy gave the toys to BONNIE...Molly is Andy's little bitch sister. Thankfully, he didn't give her jack shit.

343 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-02 17:00 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: CUBE

People stuck inside a Rubik's cube. Turns out it is harder to solve from the inside. Did you know there are traps and shit in there?

344 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-02 18:06 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: BOXING HELENA

Psycho doctor cuts off chick's arms and legs he's in love with. Turns out she wanted to fuck him after all.

345 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-02 18:17 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: 2012

Big budget tin foil hat film. Three hours of my life I'll never get the fuck back!!!

YES...I said THREE HOURS.

346 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-02 18:22 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: AVATAR

Anti-war movie. Republicans are bad. Aliens and Christianity. Oh, and save the planet, fuck the whales, all that shit. Special effects look like a 1st year Flash programmer student's work.

347 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-03 13:18 ID:dmC4jGgk

INSTANT REVIEW: Pi

Mathematician discovers the secret of the Universe, and goes mad. Accompanied by lots of electronic music.

348 Name: bananaman : 2010-08-06 14:47 ID:21rsKuAQ

INSTANT REVIEW: PULSE

The world becomes a radio-wave graveyard. My head was pulsing after watching pulse.

349 Name: bananaman : 2010-08-06 14:52 ID:21rsKuAQ

INSTANT REVIEW: AVATAR

An alien movie in 3D!!! OMG!! James Cameron wipes his shit onto film and shows the reels to the idiot masses.

350 Name: bananaman : 2010-08-06 14:59 ID:21rsKuAQ

INSTANT REVIEW: ALICE IN WONDERLAND (LATEST REMAKE)

A long and boring Tim Burton movie with..gasp...Johnny Depp yet again.

351 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-08 02:50 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: TOMB RAIDER

A very bad action movie with a hot chick with nice tits, nasty tats and a fake accent. Based on some shitty video game that is so bad people won't bother torrenting the damn thing.

352 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-19 15:02 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: THE EXPENDABLES

Sylvester Stallone making a movie showing how he is not old. Lots of explosions. Lots of big name action actors. No nudity and no sex. I want to be Jason Statham when I grow up!

353 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-29 16:21 ID:N78qjZlC

INSTANT REVIEW: Inception

A lot of people dreaming about dreams until the main character wakes up at the end, revealing the whole movie was a dream.

354 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-08-31 14:09 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: GRAN TORINO

No one gave two fucks about the Hmong people on 4-ch or 4chan until this shitty Clint Eastwood movie came out about a fucking car he never drove yet he kept washing it while he kept fixing shit around his and the next door neighbors house. Puts a positive spin on racism.

355 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-09-09 19:55 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD

A 90 minute music video with several pop rock songs and dead zombie fuckers trying to eat people's brains.

356 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-09-22 09:30 ID:ThZowLbN

INSTANT REVIEW: I Still Believe In Zeus

That sure was an indie documentary. The best part was the pagan festival footage, Greeks know how to have a good time.

357 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-10-13 19:25 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: FIEND WITHOUT A FACE

Movie about a non-mad scientist who creates evil brains that eat people with just his thoughts. Kinda of a backward zombie movie. Instead of zombies eating brains, it is brains eating people!

358 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-10-22 08:27 ID:LnWXQVP+

INSTANT REVIEW: PRETTY BABY

Pedobear takes up photography in early 20th century New Orleans.

359 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-11-04 19:01 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: REPO MEN

Jude Law and Forrest Whitaker repo body parts from deadbeats who can't pay for them until Jude Law gets an artificial heart and gets a conscience about killing people. Has an M. Night Shalamon ending.

360 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-11-04 19:05 ID:KVKJGNu3

INSTANT REVIEW: KILLERS

Ashton Kutcher and Tom Sellick are ex-spies trying to kill each other because Katherine Heigl was dumped by a geeky nerd.

361 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-11-05 19:36 ID:HyPmq1tT

362 Name: Couch Potato : 2010-11-23 04:20 ID:dQoTOrom

INSTANT REVIEW: Zardoz

The penis is evil.

363 Name: OTL : 2010-12-22 08:05 ID:/DgxTuDZ

INSTANT REVIEW: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Cute movie. That "fuck" scene definitely is a classic.

364 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-02-09 18:07 ID:g5DGOy+S

INSTANT REVIEW: The King's Speech

King George wasn't treated nicely as a kid and developed a bad stutter. His speech pathologist helps him speak in public and they became friends.

365 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-03-30 10:04 ID:ThZowLbN

INSTANT REVIEW: Prom Night in Missippi

integrated prom doesnt work because they have to play both white and black music

366 Name: rabbit : 2011-04-08 12:22 ID:GwjcGbMT

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367 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-04-19 13:06 ID:QsvFi8c/

I am Japanese

The force required to protect the lives of the world world
Please help! There is little time remaining

Nuclear power plant in Fukushima, Japan is highly toxic plutonium around the world, strontium, iodine, threatened the health of people scattered cesium

Despite the radioactive material is scattered around the globe with just a single point of meltdown in the region of Japan

Japan, now lets spread radioactive material world of dark debris caked all over again in all 47 locations across the country!

Thank you, the government and the press

368 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-04-24 05:57 ID:QX7KNMXZ

369 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-05-27 04:05 ID:lTTKnR5r

INSTANT REVIEW: Videodrome
Surreal body horror mixed with social commentary. Starting half is well-paced and full of interesting content, ending half becomes a fairly generic horror slug-fest. "The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye"

370 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-06-05 05:18 ID:lTTKnR5r

INSTANT REVIEW: Being John Malkovich

Mix of drama and comedy in a refreshingly unpredictable script. A tad too lighthearted for my tastes

371 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-06-13 04:25 ID:smM+eZXq

INSTANT REVIEW: Sonatine

Kitano makes a slow good movie about nothing.

372 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-07-07 07:12 ID:2zgES01Q

INSTANT REVIEW: The Lost Boys (3-4/5)

Well plotted vampire flick with dual romance/humor plots. Kind of like the goonies crossed with the wild one, the teenage rebellion stylizations really add to the film.

INSTANT REVIEW: Hatchet (2/5)

Forgettable piece of shit where the best part of the film is when the characters aren't talking about the plot. Some very funny opening humor that eventually grinds down to your run-of-the-mill slasher. The film doesn't take itself very seriously, but with such monotonous plot development it's hard to think how the audience could take it any other way. Not worth your time after the first 30 minutes unless you just really dig gore

373 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-08-09 20:08 ID:io73S2+9

>>165
I just wanted to say thank you to >>165
Because of his review I found out about this great movie and watched it... From the first moment the movie started, with somebody in a bathtub, blood running down their forehead, and a bathroom with green (green like mold - think barton fink) tiles -- I knew that movie was for me.

374 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-08-11 04:06 ID:v7DmIpt+

375 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-08-17 00:52 ID:2zgES01Q

INSTANT REVIEW: Alien Nation (2-3/5)

Take an interesting idea, make it as cliche and sterile as possible, add a bunch of assholes, and Whadda ya get? A shitty film where the lead is so old even running for three minutes seems to give him heart problems

Seriously, you should have seen that schmuck clutch at his chest

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377 Name: japanese : 2011-08-19 19:09 ID:UIZZTyUx

378 Name: japanese from 2ch : 2011-08-20 16:25 ID:GnXVz5Dv

Instant review: The Tree Of Life (5/5)

This movie is the greatest one ever I have seen!

First of all, I was astonished by many brilliant scenes in the movie. There are beautiful trees, mountains, stories. people, scene under water, pictures of space and flowers. It is very nice!

At the second, this story is great. It contains the theme of job in bible. It is true I had not been familiar with bible, but through watching it, I was moved by great story.

This movie is great. You have to watch it!

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380 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-09-01 16:59 ID:2zgES01Q

INSTANT REVIEW: Troll hunter (4/5)
it's not profound, but at least it's entertaining. Documentary-style execution and subtle humour make it worthwhile.

INSTANT REVIEW: Fall of the House of Usher (4/5)
Maintains a tight gothic atmosphere, if a little on the melodramatic side. It's an old movie, but certainly holds its own. Vincent price is so good you can't help but smile

INSTANT REVIEW:13 Assassins (4/5)
Doesn't throw any surprises, but executes the concept well. It's a long and tedious wind-up to the action, but once there the battle sequences deserve real praise. Historical detail is also praiseworthy

381 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-09-15 08:33 ID:0cbRQg9g

INSTANT REVIEW: A State of Mind (4/5)
Despite clearly looking right at the Party minders standing behind the cameramen, this documentary about two North Korean gymnasts adds some humanity to the DPRK. There is also excellent high quality footage of the rarely-seen mass games.

Also, power outages are America's fault, apparently.

382 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-09-26 07:22 ID:0cbRQg9g

INSTANT REVIEW: Crossing the Line (4/5)
The story of James Dressnock, the last US defector to North Korea still living there today. A dropout with little future in America, he became a movie star in the DPRK.

Movie stars live in dank two bedroom apartments in the workers' paradise, it turns out.

383 Name: a : 2011-09-30 10:37 ID:y1wWvZ/H

Mutual understanding between the traditional culture of Korea through "Hanmadang Korea Festival (Festival-Korea Exchange)" was held at Seoul City Hall Plaza on April 25. This year is the seventh is "Ganbare Nippon! Korea Thank you!", Entitled to the gratitude and support for large earthquakes East Korea, was held on the theme of encouragement to affected areas.

The event will be rushed on the stage, Masatoshi Muto, Japanese ambassador "after large earthquakes East was able to overcome the difficulties with the warm attention of the Korean people. I want to thank on behalf of the Japanese people" and conveyed his appreciation. Citizens gathered at the square Muto ambassador applauded the encouragement.

To console the souls of the victims of the earthquake also, Sarupuri (derived from folk dances of exorcism ritual) is showing off his dance Sarupuri Kimurihe virtuoso. Approximately 20,000 citizens of Korea and traditional dance performances, Hanbok (traditional Korean costume) and a kimono dressing, etc., enjoyed a variety of events.

Japan continued to dance such as the Mr. Morioka, dance team, Fukushima nuclear power plant damaged in an accident due to earthquakes and tsunamis, "Hula Girls" showed off the hula. In addition, the booth in Fukushima Prefecture "has overcome great adversity with the help of the Korean people" was the banner that says 掲Ge.

Culture, Sports and Tourism Ministry (the equivalent of saving) light-sik Choi (Cheguanshiku) ministers also attended "The Japanese people want you to lose courage and hope," was greeted with.

Fukushima Prefecture's participation Kishitakashi (44) "very much the support of South Korea, are working hard to recover. Fukushima, South Korea's support and compassion always answer someday," he said.

Also, I visited the site Shinsunuon (39), "Korea and Japan have also faced dissension, I think relations are inseparable. Of Korea supported the distress experienced the earthquake in Japan I want much attention not forget, "he said.
New!

384 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-10-01 10:11 ID:BgdZyRU/

385 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-10-05 16:47 ID:lIXdOtH9

386 Name: Couch Potato : 2011-12-28 06:17 ID:3mENrRYn

INSTANT REVIEW: Gattaca (4/5)
Sci-fi drama regarding the pitfalls of genetic engineering. A fairly uncomplicated plot, but with moving drama. Hollywood fare done right

Also features a superb soundtrack

387 Name: Couch Potato : 2012-01-11 04:32 ID:YIcDpFx1

INSTANT REVIEW: Blue Velvet (4/5)

One of the most-talked about Lynch films also happens to be one of his most mundane. Interesting enough, but often feels a little bland.

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390 Name: Couch Potato : 2012-02-05 11:19 ID:ioNlsZEK

INSTANT REVIEW: A Serious Man (2/5)

A few things happen, there is no climax in the action, and there is no resolution to a single problem. Post-meaningful film at its finest. A few funny moments make it tolerable.

391 Name: Couch Potato : 2012-02-12 03:35 ID:YIcDpFx1

INSTANT REVIEW: American History X (3/5)
Hyped up plenty, but I can't help but feel so much of it is cheap political posturing and disconnected melodrama. Not to mention that ending. The fuck? Is this even connected to the plot?

392 Name: Couch Potato : 2012-06-11 09:17 ID:XWe3FCf7

INSTANT REVIEW: Sunshine (2007) 2/5

A movie with good characters (for sci-fi), a good story (for sci-fi), and quality special effects that carried the weight just fine until it decided sci-fi wasn't enough and went horror 2/3rds of the way through for some reason.

393 Name: Couch Potato : 2012-09-30 18:53 ID:0fNZf8bF

copland

394 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-01-10 02:03 ID:N2VjHyJp

395 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-02-02 13:42 ID:4OPtNH8A

INSTANT REVIEW: Django Unchained (2012) 5/5

Revenge and a healthy serving of spaghetti western references with Tarantino's usual awesome dialogue and dark humor. It claims to be two hours and forty minutes long, but doesn't feel like it. I'd see if I were you.

396 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-02-10 23:48 ID:4OPtNH8A

INSTANT REVIEW: The Descendants (2011) 5/5

A solid drama with plenty of light moments given the many terrible things that happen. I do feel sorry for the actress who had to play comatose for 90% of the movie. Clooney and the rest of the conscious players are awesome. Also, 'Sup bro?

397 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-05-04 05:24 ID:4OPtNH8A

INSTANT REVIEW: Oblivion (2013) 3/5

Rehashes themes and entire plot lines of other sci-fi films with its big budget and seamless CG. Huge plot holes and blatant theft aside, it's almost as beautiful to look at as Tom Cruise in his prime.

398 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-05-09 07:02 ID:qR+S7EgR

INSTANT REVIEW: Iron Man III (2013) 3/5

Apparently part of a trilogy and crossover or something. Have you heard of this little movie? Will upset hardcore fans because it flubs minor details. Surprisingly little Iron Man in this movie. The best part is when Tony Stark makes fun of a child.

399 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-05-21 09:14 ID:qR+S7EgR

INSTANT REVIEW: Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013) 4/5

I really want to nitpick this film because that's what Star Trek nerds do, but instead I'll just review it. Lots of action, lots of epic space awesomeness, all tied together with a story that more or less makes sense. It's basically a long-form big-budget episode and that's what I want in a Star Trek movie.

400 Name: Couch Potato : 2013-06-17 10:38 ID:qR+S7EgR

INSTANT REVIEW: Man of Steel (2013) 3/5

Excellent visual effects give life to alien technology that is uniquely and truly alien-looking. The plot makes sense, but is lacking. The back-story is told through unobtrusive flashbacks.

As is often the case in these action/superhero/alien movies, it just seems like if there was even a slight pause for negotiations and even a hint of common courtesy out of the bad guys prior to the the epic CG battle sequences, every issue could be solved amicably. But that doesn't sell tickets. If you like watching buildings collapse, this is the movie for you!
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