INSTANT REVIEW : Closer
A movie about 4 people who know how to cheat on each other.
Natalie Portman still sucks at acting.
INSTANT REVIEW: Phone Booth (2002)
"Who is calling me? How do you know who I am? Did you just fucking shoot that lady? Oh lawd, bean bag guns! Hey, you're right in front of me but I can't do jack shit!" - End movie.
INSTANT REVIEW: Loose Change
Jews Did WTC
Been seeing a lot of movies lately...
Invasion of the Body Snatchers: Good, despite the extreme fiftiesness. The Doctor's girlfriend kind of pissed me off.
Amelie: I could really relate to Amelie's life. Her shyness, her wonder at the world... I just wish I knew where to find a boy in a photobooth.
Hinokio: Awww, cute robot love. <3
INSTANT REVIEW: Suspect Zero
"I'm not really Gandhi, OK?"
INSTANT REVIEW: Battles Without Honor And Humanity
Blarg im ded
INSTANT REVIEW: Sleeping Beauty
Not the "girly" princess movie everybody assumes it to be
INSTANT REVIEW: No Country for Old Men
These kids these days with their drug running and their gruesome psychopathic assassins. I wish my dad was here, he'd know what to do.
INSTANT REVIEW: No Country for Old Men
Not as good as Fargo.
Gee, that really narrows it down, as nearly every movie ever made is not as good as Fargo.
INSTANT REVIEW: doomsday
resident evil + madmax + king author
was only entertaining in laughing at how bad it was. and actually that was pretty entertaining
INSTANT REVIEW: Meet the Spartans
Epic Movie has more class
INSTANT REVIEW: TRANSFORMERS LiveAction
Acting is bad, robots all look alike, hope they never make a second NO WAIT GAAAAAAH
INSTANT REVIEW: Dark City
I like the Matrix better overall, but I prefer this movie's production design, since we never spend a single minute in a "real world" setting that looks like a sewage treatment plant.
INSTANT REVIEW: Total Recall
When I was ten years old this was The Best Movie Ever Made. It still kicks all kind of ass but my tastes have matured. Now, whenever I get the opportunity, I claim the book was better although I've never actually read it.
INSTANT REVIEW: Juno
Teenage pregnancy is a-okay if you have a bunch of 'thrift store' clothes and an impenetrable command of the latest slang!
INSTANT REVIEW: Speed Racer
Kickass car-fu, and a monkey throwing shit.
INSTANT REVIEW: 1408
OMG...weird shit! Why is it snowing? Sketchy oscar-grabbing by John Cusack, absolutely no explanation for anything. LSD required.
INSTANT REVIEW: 1408
OMG...weird shit! Why is it snowing? Sketchy oscar-grabbing by John Cusack, absolutely no explanation for anything. LSD required.
INSTANT REVIEW : Anatomy
great if you like foreign films about people getting turned into wax statues for a secret research society
INSTANT REVIEW: Queen Me
nice if you like to see an over weight girl crying every 10 minutes
INSTANT REVIEW: 13 tzameti
The Real Fight Club
Look it up
I LOVE INSTANT REVIEWS
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INSTANT REVIEW: The Zeitgeist
Movie makes claims, some are better made than others, people argue on the internet.
INSTANT REVIEW: Cat Soup
Wat
INSTANT REVIEW: Paprika
Best detective film ever for those who don't like detective films
INSTANT REVIEW: bicycle thieves
A kid finds a job that requires a bike, looks for a bike, gets a bike, bike gets stolen. Deep post-war social commentary.
INSTANT REVIEW: La Terra Trema
Movie about the lives of fishermen, who are played by real fishermen.
INSTANT REVIEW: Germany Year Zero
Kid does A LOT OF WALKING and finds random shit in junkyards to sell
INSTANT REVIEW: The Wildbunch
Cowboys kill lots of people. They then get killed by lots of people.
INSTANT REVIEW: Batman: The Dark Knight
WTF GO SEE IT
INSTANT REVIEW: The Dark Knight
Its only now that I'm sad about Heath Ledger's death
INSTANT REVIEW: Hot fuzz
so funny,good temp story
INSTANT REVIEW: Clerks
Life is always shit, but it's funny when the shit is happening to other people. Also, people talk a lot.
INSTANT REVIEW: The Dark Knight
I don't even remember the comics being this good. In fact, I remember barely any comics that were this good.
INSTANT REVIEW: The Machine Girl
Drill bra!
INSTANT REVIEW: I like it hot
Lesbian teenagers are indeed hot!!
INSTANT REVIEW: clerks 2
contains bonus instant review of LOTR
INSTANT REVIEW: The Dark Knight
Best. movie. ever.
INSTANT REVIEW: God Speed You! Black Emperor
I totally want to buy a Kawasaki motorcycle and put a gigantic back seat on it.
instant review: natural born killers
woody harrelson plays his father
INSTANT REVIEW: Apocalypse Now - Redux
Cool color correction
INSTANT REVIEW: The Naked City
Like a really long episode of Law & Order. Decent footage of New York in the 40's though.
INSTANT REVIEW: Clockwork Orange
I didn't see any oranges.
[b]INSTANT REVIEW:[/b] Naked Lunch
I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
<b>INSTANT REVIEW:</b> Naked Lunch
I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
spoiler: use asterisks for italic and double asterisks for bold.
**INSTANT REVIEW***: Rabid
Scorpion Tail Zombie Armpit.
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Instant Review: Pineapple Express
Where are the pineapples? the trains? why are there druggies fighting like wannabe asians?
INSTANT REVIEW: Rebel Without A Cause
Kid becomes a delinquent because his dad wears an apron. I could've sworn there were motorcycles in this one.
INSTANT REVIEW: My Neighbor Toroto
A few kids make some AWESOME friends and make me wish my childhood freinds weren't such jerks.
INSTANT REVIEW: Hellboy 2
Two cool bladed fighting scenes, film overall okay.
INSTANT REVIEW : The Big Lebowski
Anything bad you say is just, like, your opinion, man.
INSTANT REVIEW: Shooter
Involves a lot of shooting.
INSTANT REVIEW: Shoot'em up
Involves a lot of shooting.
INSTANT REVIEW: Cat Soup
''Did you eat all this acid?''
INSTANT REVIEW : Bangkok Dangerous (the FIRST ONE, not the crappy remake!)
It has been done before, but still worth checking out.
>>215 I did.
INSTANT REVIEW: Beautiful [korean movie]
Woman gets raped and loses viriginity. Goes crazy and kills any guy that looks like tha rapist, which is everyone because every guy in korea looks the same.
INSTANT REVIEW: Cat-girl Kiki
Neko-mimi mode!
INSTANT REVIEW: Pretty Maid Cafe
Bad Densha Otoko ripoff with hardly any maids at all. It does have topless drumming though.
INSTANT REVIEW: Chop Shop
A little Hustler kid founds out her Sister is a Whore. The end.
I'd say ~~ Watch MAOU!!
It was really the only drama I liked last season.
And if you really want a silly silly drama that has no complete meaning watch 33Pun Tantei (33 Min Dectective)
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INSTANT REVIEW: Hell Ride
Quentin Tarantino presents "We Blew It, Man" produced by Quentin Tarantino (p.s. holy trinity lol)
INSTANT REVIEW: V For Vendetta
A cool ass guy says a bunch of big words, and blows shit up.
INSTA REVEW: Burn After Reading
Movie makes no sense and takes awhile to build up steam but the ending made it worth it.
ISNTANT REVIEW: Fargo
Oh god wish I didn't go off to masturbate half-way through.
ISNTANT REVIEW: Swept Away
Rape is hot
INSTANT REVIEW: Memento
Oh god how did this get here I am not good with memory
INSTANT REVIEW: Travolti da un insolito destino nell'azzurro mare d'agosto
Man, this film is much better without Madonna. But I still can't masturbate to it at all.
INSTANT REVIEW: Kidulthood
"Hey blood". "Sup Blood". "Safe". puts on hood every fucking time..puts on hood for the second time..yes you are fucking cool,jeezes fucking christ..england and hoods wtf? DO they all speak kingston, they really exagerate. Bad actin
INSTANT REVIEW: Adulthood (sequel)
Walks on street, puts on hood*. Runs of street , puts on hood* He is looking gangsta..puts on hood* (see kidulthood for more hood gangsta time). What'w with all the mean faces..seriously, they all pout and it's so fucking ridiculous. Half of em can't act and the ending showdown i couldn't stop laughing..especially the baseball bat and gun scene (bwahaha!)
Meh, AVOID BOTH.
INSTANT REVIEW: My Mighty Princess
Piece of shit love comedy movie mixed with some FAIIIIL kungfu hustle.
INSTANT REVIEW: Stargate
Stereotypical military types and a nerd go through a hole in space and fight Egyptian Space Nazis.
INSTANT REVIEW: One flew over the cuckoo's nest
"I'm bad. REEEL bad."
"We're all crazy!"
"I WANT MY CIGARETES!!![tears]"
Good acting, creepy as the book.
INSTANT REVIEW: Modern Times
Hi I am Charlie Chaplin! Watch me be lovable.
Awwww.
captcha: loubable
INSTANT REVIEW: 7 Samurai
190 Minutes of pure fucking awesome, sadly interrupted by my friend's brother and his fucking annoying friends who constantly kept saying shit like ''What the fuck is this crap?'' and ''Turn this boring shit off we want to play GTA4''.
Hungry Bitches
One girl shits into a cup. She and another girl eat the shit, then make out. Apparently the first girl had corn for lunch.
10/10
INSTANT REVIEW: Miss Castaway and the Island Girls
Michael Jackson, the bible, and flagrant stupidity combine forces to give you a nail-gun-lobotomy-like experience.
INSTANT REVIEW: Waterworld
Finally, a refreshing break from the unimaginative desert of postapocalyptica. Kevin Costner as a gratingly REAL MANLY MAN.
INSTANT REVIEW: Traitor
Started well, but bam. Cliché Undercover,followed by stupid one side terrorists are evil shit.Meh
INSTANT REVIEW: Milk
bald eagle sheds a single tear
The 60's never ended...
puts on sunglasses
...they just got a lot sexier.
The Who: YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
INSTANT REVIEW: L.I.E.
Yesssss! I've been waiting so long for my erotic pedophile literature to be made into a film.
INSTANT REVIEW: seven pounds
Oooooh so the seven pounds means Will Smioth gives away seven pounds of body parts when he commits suicide. OOOH I GET IT! Great movie!
INSTANT REVIEW: seven pounds
Will Smith playing poison Jelly fish obsessed retard or troll who in the end via his death poisons/kills one to seven of his stalked victims by the heart-attack destroyed heart, and poisoned bodyparts of his, that he's organ donating to them.
INSTANT REVIEW: seven pounds
DURRRRR! I DONT LIKE ANYTHIN THAT DOESNT HAVE BATMANS INIT!
INSTANT REVIEW: Kisaragi
Reservoir Dogs meets wota-gei.