Post Happy Things (Part Three) (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:29

( ß ƒŽß) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:29

( ß ƒŽß) The Mittens that Came to Innsmouth!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:30

( ß ƒŽß) Trying to talk about the planet "Uranus" while trying to be serious!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:57

( ß ƒŽß) Renaming it "Urectum" to get rid of that joke forever!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 08:31

( ß ƒŽß) HAPPY ENDINGS OF HAPPY THREADS‼

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 11:51

( ß ƒŽß) Turning bacchanalias into urinalias!

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 12:35

( ß ƒŽß) Urinalysis, Mr. Spock?

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 18:26

( ß ƒŽß) Chocolate squirrel sundaes!

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 18:27

( ß ƒŽß) Chocolate covered deep fried Squeeks!

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 21:41

( ß ƒŽß) 10GETs!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 21:47

( ß ƒŽß) 7-11s!

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 22:34

( ß ƒŽß) ( ß ƒŽß)s!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 22:54

( ß ƒŽß) ( ß ƒŽß) ( ß ƒŽß)!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 05:20

( ß ƒŽß) Omelette du fromage!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 08:56

( ß ƒŽß) Ceci n'est pas une Happy Thing!

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 14:52

( ß ƒŽß) PIE!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 17:40

( ß ƒŽß) Adult Swim protecting me from naked girls

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 19:44

( ß ƒŽß) Chop suey!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 07:20

( ß ƒŽß) Cats!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 18:33

( ß ƒŽß) Sex with cats!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 18:46

( ß ƒŽß) Parking a Cadillac in a closet!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 00:52

( ß ƒŽß) The heavy metal stylings of Mittenocolypse!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 13:38

( ß ƒŽß) Taiyaki Thieves!

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 14:27

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) SHONEN KNIFE!!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 15:37

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@(@ ß ƒŽß j@ƒ Squeeks!
@i‚@@ ‚@
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 17:53

( ß ƒŽß) The mitten-shaped birthday cake my mom made for me!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:15

( ß ƒŽß) The mitten-shaped birthday cake >>26fs mom made for her!

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:33

i◔ิƒŽ◔ิj Awesome!

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 00:28

your parents and your friends are dead but I baked you a cake

p.s. i killed them

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 00:29

( ß ƒŽß) The chance to start out with a new life!

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 02:41

I came home to my girlfriend standing amidst a pool of blood. Mangled bodies littered the floor, blood still streaming from their freshly opened wounds. Her arms were outstretched, and she held in her hands a beautifully decorated cake.

"I killed your mother, father, and friends, just so that I could be with you all by myself. This cake is to celebrate our birthday."

My eyes began to tear. I felt my chest burn. I couldn't believe I was about to ask this girl to marry me.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 03:30

( ß ƒŽß) >>31 fuck, best girlfriend ever

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 04:12

( ß ƒŽß) Finding the non-disposable fork in the garbage bin before closing the lid and walking away!

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 12:07

( ß ƒŽß) Reminder: 100 sterilization credits permits non-mechanical reproduction simulation.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 13:20

( ß ƒŽß) To be good is to be Gamma, because a Gamma is good!

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 02:47

i◔ิ_◔ิj

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 18:07

( ß ƒŽß) The melty people in Command and Conquer Generals when you use biological weapons against them!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 23:45

i◔ิ_◔ิjhee-hee

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 07:38

( ß ƒŽß) i◔ิ_◔ิj

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 14:58

( ß ƒŽß) The short-lived career of i◔ิ_◔ิj

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 17:42

i◔ิ_◔ิj careers are for loosers

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 17:53

i◔ิ_◔ิjso is spelling

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 06:59

i◔ิ_◔ิj Aircon in hot weather

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 20:26

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 23:51

( ß ƒŽß) LIVE in Baghdad!

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) E X U P!

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 05:22

( ß ƒŽß) I shall not turn away from my religion again! I have found the truth! Yay!!!!

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5447 20:46

( ß ƒŽß) I WEAR MITTENS OF GOD!!!!

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5449 19:24

( ß ƒŽß) reip

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 04:55

( ß ƒŽß) ♡

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 07:41

( ß ƒŽß) ♥

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 08:00

I want some lemon"nade"

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 08:00

Lemonade? You just drank a whole gallon! I don't think you need any "mo"

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 08:54

( ß ƒŽß) Bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 14:32

( ß ƒŽß)I got a job and a new car!!! I am not a hikki anymore!!! Yayyyyyyy!!!!

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 13:57

( ß ƒŽß) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

My ex is contacting me again!!!!! She's lonely and I still got a chance!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 14:47

( ß ƒŽß) >>55's lack of a spine!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 22:08

(L^ิƒÖOิ)

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 02:16

A day off! Yes! Time to relax...

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 16:23

( ß ƒŽß) Kicking back on a rainy Sunday and playing Bejewelled.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 18:33

( ß ƒŽß) Tomorrow is my last day of class for the semester, and I have like the whole week off work.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 19:41

( ß ƒŽß) 4ch is not gaying with me anymoar!!!

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 19:41

>>56
WHAT

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 14:00

( ß ƒŽß) Day shifts!

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 16:05

I just killed a baby!

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 22:41

>>63 Came out of the closet!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 09:02

( ß ƒŽß) I can braid my own leg hair together... between both legs! I'm fucking awesome!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 13:57

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 14:17

( ß ƒŽß) Embarrassing Squeeks in front of his girlfriend!

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 16:29

( ß ƒŽß) Pork tonkatsu ramen!

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 16:41

( ß ƒŽß) >>69 refrained from making a dirty joke get!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 17:43

( ß ƒŽß) >>70 Didn't!

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 19:09

( ß ƒŽß) CUTE CHIHUAHUAS!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) Wait, I wasn't supposed to be watching The Royal Crown Cola
Beady Eyes Fun Time Hour.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 23:01

( ß -ß) Nothing makes me happy. I don't know how to be happy. I'm posting in the wrong thread hoping to make someone as miserable as I am every day I keep breathing.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 09:58

( ß ƒŽß) Taking it easy!

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 15:29

( ß ƒŽß) My girlfriend is pregnant! And we're going to cook the baby for dinner!

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 19:32

( ß ƒŽß) I'm high on Royal Crown Cola!!!!

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) So high I could die!

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5472 00:09

( ß ƒŽß) ô

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5472 10:05

( ß ƒŽß) I found a penny! But I'm in New Zealand... it's useless.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5472 21:30

( ß ƒŽß) DQN !

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5472 23:55

( ß ƒŽE) Mental retardation!

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 16:05

( ß ƒŽß) Killing tigers with your bare hands!

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 16:07

@@@@@ @@@@ @@ È,,È @
@@@@@@@@@@@@i ß ƒŽßj @Running around like an idiot!!!!
@@@@(@@;;@@@@R‚Ɓ@@ ‚Â
@@@(@(@@;(@;;@;@ ƒ~ŽOŽOœc
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83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 16:24

( ß ƒŽß) Having a girlfriend who loves you

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 16:48

( ß ƒŽß) Being a lesbian!

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 17:11

( ß ƒŽß) pretending to love your boyfriend, while secretly having an affair with his sister.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 18:22

( ß ƒŽß) molesting your sister

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 18:45

( ß ƒŽß) Pretending to love your brother while secretly having an affair with his girlfriend.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 20:33

( ß ƒŽß) /m/ !!!!

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 20:36

( ß ƒŽß) the two-disc sequel to last summer's chart topping madness.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:03

( ß ƒŽß) Rocking on _m^ !!!!

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5482 23:23

@@@@r'°t'LMÜS]t,
@@ @ i@ iƒ~ ƒm ؃nØ/!@@^PPPPPPPPPP
@@@@!@iފ¢ß ƒŽßÉ!'@i|@ƒThat wonderful feeling after taking a huge dump!
@@@@!l! !/, @@‚Â!i! l@@ _QQQQQQQQQQ
@@@ ÉØ i_iQ,@j!l@!
@@@ Uƒm l‚µ‚µ' Ù'ƒm
ÌßØÌß؁i;;:::.:.__.;j
@@@i;;::.VÜ.j¿¿
@@i;;;:::.:..@.:;Ü‚ E-Ej‚Â

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5483 01:49

( ß ƒŽß) Loving your boyfriend and his sister equally and having threesomes with them!

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5483 02:21

( ß ƒŽß) Homosexuals like >>92 who partake in incestuous bisexual threesomes!

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5483 17:40

( ß ƒŽß) >>93's mom

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 10:21

( ß ƒŽß) Having a mom who's a fat, disgusting fuck so insults towards her would only make me feel better!
( ß -ß) ...having a fat, disgusting fuck of a mom.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 12:41

( ß ƒŽß) Not being in a relationship anymore and therefore having absolutely zero guilt when fantasizing about my true love, Ayanami Rei!

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 15:16

( ß ƒŽß) Masturbating to cartoon characters because I can't relate to real women!

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 16:22

( ß -ß) Wondering how I will ever spread my genes and raise a brilliant child if I am not attracted to three-dimensional women...
( ß ƒŽß) And then drowning my sorrows in hentai!

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 00:49

( ß ƒŽß) Fucking cheap whores while watching movies of 2D women!

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 03:56

( ß ƒŽß) My imagination is huge and tremendous!

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5497 12:38

( ß ƒŽß) I am alone! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! Hahahahahaa!!!

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5499 11:41

( ß ƒŽß) Bread!

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5499 23:35

( ß ƒŽß) A mentally retarded man on death row!

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5501 01:25

( ß ƒŽß) Squandering my life away!

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5501 04:56

( ß ƒŽß) necrophilia

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5501 04:56

( ß ƒŽß) cocaine and heroine

107 Name: sage : 1993-09-5501 04:59

(-.-) minus the "e"

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5501 05:51

( ß ƒŽß) shese! Smoked shese!
( ß -ß) Eating all of the smoked shese.
( ß -ß) Capchas

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5501 15:53

( ß ƒŽß) speech diusorders!

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5501 19:20

( ß ƒŽß) Not being in Somalia!

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5501 23:42

( ß ƒŽß) Kana Minami

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 02:37

( ß ƒŽß) Those Claim Jumper Turkey & Stuffing meals! YEAH!!!

( ß ƒŽß) And the money I make endorsing their fine product!

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 15:34

Being on 4-ch and literate!

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 17:38

Disembodied voices!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5505 23:06

( ß ƒŽß) PANTSU

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 00:41

( ß ƒŽß) >>113

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 01:19

( ß ƒŽß) Disenvoiced bodies!

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 08:15

( ß ƒŽß)

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 16:20

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) wo ai ni

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 02:34

>>119
( ß ƒŽß) Omelette du fromage!

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 04:32

( ~ ƒŽ~)teh voices in my head

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 06:23

( ß ƒŽß) this thread

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 18:13

( ß ƒŽß) boners!

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 00:27

( ß ƒŽß) Double-chainsawed lumberjacks!

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 01:48

( ß ƒŽß) Kopipe from SAoVQ!

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 21:26

( ß ƒŽß) Fushigi Purupuru Pururin Rin song

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5510 19:12

( ß ƒŽß) "In the earlier stages of Tira's design, she was depicted as wearing thick mittens, apparently for the purpose of protecting her hands when she wields her ring-blade. More concept art unlocked as bonuses in Soulcalibur III reveal that Tira was also initially designed as a catgirl."

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 06:12

( ß ƒŽß) Happy birthday 4chan.org!

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 01:41

( ß ƒŽß) I had a nooner today.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 03:23

( ß ƒŽß) Working again after a summer of nothing!

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 23:29

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@ É( ‚Â’U‚O| @
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132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 02:27

>>131
( ß ƒŽß) GA

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 04:07

( ß ƒŽß) Being tsundere for Daddy Cool!

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 03:14

( ß ƒŽß) Cup Noodle

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 09:54

( ß ƒŽß) Going on /b/, then coming on DQN.
( ß ƒŽß) DQN is much better.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 16:41

( ß ƒŽß) Lava Lamps!!!

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 17:02

@ _ @¿
(@߁Íß)œc@Oppai! Oppai!
@¼œc

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 18:26

( ß ƒŽß) Never getting on 4-ch again.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 19:33

@_ @@¿
( ß ƒŽß)œc@Mittens! Mittens!
@¼œc

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 09:47

( ß ƒŽß) r@ygold!

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 14:37

( ß ƒŽß) Just chillin' with Squeeks on the couch, playing Rock Band.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 20:04

( ß ƒŽß) The death of mankind!

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 07:46

( ß ƒŽß) Doomsday!

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 08:54

( @ ƒŽ@) Trippin balls

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 17:55

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@ @ @ @ |@Updating my blog which is all about
@ @ @ @ |@sitting in carryon luggate with a laptop!
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@@|R @|@| @‘üÉÊ ß ƒŽß/VAIO/
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146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 17:58

Being buried up to my neck in a flower garden!
@@@@@@@@@@ @,_
@@@@@@@ @ <R/ƒm@@
@@@@@@@ ƒÁ@L@MR@@@
@@@@@@ @b‚ŒLiQ_lv@ @@ <—>@@
@@@@@@@@R| ß ƒŽßɂŒ@@@@R|ƒm
@@@@@@@@@"JK~JJ@@@@ "J

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5541 21:49

( ß ƒŽß) Candy!

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5542 19:37

( ß ƒŽß) finding that mitten you lost stuck to your jeans in the dryer

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5542 23:30

( ß ƒŽß) Dragon Quest

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 05:43

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@ @ @ @ |@ Starcraft!
@@@@@@_QQQ@@QQQQQQQQQQQQQ__
.@@@@ @ @ @@ @@|^

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@@|R @|@| @‘üÉʁMÍL/ LG /
@ Û@@|@P|P||PPPPP|
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151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 07:55

( ß ƒŽß) Prescription drugs taken without a prescription!

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 14:05

( ß ƒŽß) Not having to go out to vote on Tuesday, since I'm not American.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 14:22

( ß ƒŽß) Not having to go out to vote ever, because I'm Cuban!

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 15:14

( ß ƒŽß) Telling an exit pollster that I voted for Ron Paul when I really didn't!

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 17:50

( ß ƒŽß) Choosing not to vote

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 18:06

( ß ƒŽß) Writing in "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist" for President because I felt like wasting my vote

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 22:31

( ß ƒŽß) Following suit with >>156 in hopes of starting a movement akin to that of "Alice's Restaurant".

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 13:54

( ß ƒŽß) Making a copy of my ass cheeks and printing them on my voter registration paper!

( ß ƒŽß) Sending it in and waiting for a response!

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 16:45

( ß ƒŽß) DQN!

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 18:49

>>154
( ß ƒŽß) Telling an exit pollster that I voted for Ron Paul when I really did!

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 19:00

( ß ƒŽß) Telling an exit pollster it was none of his fucking business and then the crowd went wild I'M A HERO!!!!

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 19:32

( ß ƒŽß) Voting for DADDY COOL

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 19:42

>>153 no intertubes in cuba
( ß ƒŽß) not having to vote today because i'm an alien!

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 20:08

>>163 no webnet is in North Korea.
( ß ƒŽß) MITTENS!

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 02:15

( ß ƒŽß) Losing five bowling balls off your gut!

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 03:02

ß ƒŽß Having a disembodied face!

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 03:30

( ß ƒŽß)

Ventriloquism!

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5549 22:10

( ß ƒŽß) Voyeurism!

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5549 22:42

( ß ƒŽß) If you forget to put in your captcha and press the back arrow your post will still be written and not wiped clean like on most boards!

( ß ƒŽß) I find this very convenient, epically if my post is long.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5549 23:10

( ß ƒŽß) Anal sex with crocodiles!

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 14:44

( ß ƒŽß) Sapping Sentries...

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 15:04

MOE = NO CLEAR TRANSLATION - DIFFERENT WEEABOOS GIVE IT DIFFERENT MEANINGS

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 18:19

( L ƒŽ`) Moé = cute girl whom youLd love to protect against any danger.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5550 19:26

( L ƒŽ`) Masturbation to Moé girls...

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 16:34

( ß ƒŽß) Getting severe burns from pressing my genitals against a hot stove top!

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 22:39

(*L ƒŽ`) Having mistaken moé with russian „}„€„v ("it's mine").

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 00:07

( ß ƒŽß) The good Christmas present was got!

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 00:17

((/ >.?) BLACK ANGEL OF DEATH SWEEP ME AWAY IN UR ARMS!!!1

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 01:40

( ß ƒŽß) laughing at others misfortune

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 01:41

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Sex with life-sized dolls!

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 01:54

( L ƒŽ`) Weed.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5553 08:35

( ß ƒŽß) Engrish!

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5555 04:14

( * ƒŽ*) Drug abuse!

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5555 04:44

( ß ƒŽß) Leibniz!

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5555 10:45

( ß ƒŽß) Newton!

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5555 12:59

( ß ƒŽß) Skepticism

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5555 17:00

( ß ƒŽß) Funny captcha!

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 21:38

( ß ƒŽß) TROLLING

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 22:19

( ß ƒŽß) Sleeping in!

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 22:29

( ß ƒŽß) cuteDreams!

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 23:44

( ß ƒŽß) Sandwiches!

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 01:02

( ß ƒŽß) Making your own music!
( ß -ß) Even if it is with a PC, not to mention terrible...

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 01:34

( ß ƒŽß) Miku Hatsune!
( ß -ß) Being too shy to sing.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 03:36

( ß ƒŽß) Kaito!
( ß -ß) No one cares about him because hes male

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 14:11

( ß ƒŽß) Bagels with lox spread!

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 14:46

( ß ƒŽß) Bach!

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 15:19

( ß ƒŽß) P.D.Q. Bach!

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 20:48

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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@„Ÿi ß Í ß jƒ@SAITAMAI
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ ¿ È@È¿ ^PPPPPPPPPP
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QQQQQQQQ^ b@@@ q@b@@@b
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ /@^__v@/@^_v
@@@@@@@@@@@@@ P@@@@ / ^
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199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5558 23:04

( ß ƒŽß) FRIENDS! (ß ƒŽß )

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 00:55

الحمدلة! ( ß ƒŽß)

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 06:17

( ß ƒŽß) Having an affair in the dating sim!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 10:30

( ß ƒŽß) Moral relativism!

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 18:23

( ß ƒŽß) 6 hours of sleep a day!

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 18:40

( ◉ ƒŽ◉) 2 hours of sleep a day!

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 18:42

( ß -ß) 0 hours sleep a day!
( ß ƒŽß) Caffeine

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5559 20:04

( ß ƒŽß) Speaking of 2 hours of sleep... Nicola Tesla!

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 19:29

( LƒÖ`) Waking up earlier than anyone else.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 21:06

( ß ƒŽß) Not being Grandpa!

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 21:30

( ß ƒŽß) Stealing my roomate's awesome headphones after he leaves early for Thanksgiving vacation!

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 22:47

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 05:51

( ß ƒŽß) RAH-RAH-RASPUTIN, lover of the Russian queen!

( ß ƒŽß) There was a cat that really was gone.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 20:52

( ß ƒŽß) 5545 days ago I turned 6 yo.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 23:25

>>211 ( ß ƒŽß) Not knowing what the lyrics to Boney M songs mean yet singing them anyway!

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 04:28

( ß ƒŽß)Dancing like no one is watching!

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 16:56

( ß ƒŽß) Lock the taskbah!

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 17:44

( ß ƒŽß) Iced coffee!

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 18:55

( ß ƒŽß) I live in the same world as Squeeks!

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 20:55

( ß ƒŽß) I feel compelled to share my joy rather than my unhappiness!

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 22:55

( ß ƒŽß) Carrying w's out.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 00:46

( ß ƒŽß) The feeling of petting a cat.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 04:31

( ß ƒŽß) Secretly admiring Nobuyuki. But he hides on iiichan!

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 13:01

( ß ƒŽß) Thinking Nobuyuki was a real artist and then realizing hes just a regular guy like us!

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 21:01

( ß ƒŽß) BEEEEER!

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 05:12

( ß ƒŽß)Sparky4 left iichan!

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 12:53

( ß ƒŽß) USB MITTENS

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 15:44

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 23:14

( ß ƒŽß) Yes he did, >>224-san!

( ß -ß) Hazuki is still there though.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5580 22:26

( ß ƒŽß) Dik-diks!

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 00:24

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 02:05

( ß -ß) Links to Newgrounds.

231 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5581 21:04

( ß ƒŽß) Serissa! http://serissa.org/

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 21:17

( ß -ß) >>231, it's a double bullshit. Serissa's based on Kusaba, which was originally called trevor-chan. It was one of the things that ruined ›chan.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 21:23

( ß ƒŽß) Who is that Sparky guy? I heard about him from >>224 and >>227!

234 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5581 22:01

( ß -ß) So what, >>232???

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 22:11

( ß -ß) >>227 Hazuki is a cool dude. eh posts nekomimi and doesn't afraid of anything.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 22:18

( ß ƒŽß) >>235 TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDEDOWN

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 22:19

( ß ƒŽß) Don't ruin this thread yet! Unhappy thread is nearby!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1227389027/

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 22:25

( T ƒŽT) >>234 I liked ›chan back then...

239 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5581 22:41

>>238
( ß ƒŽß) Well stop crying about it!

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5581 22:53

>>239
( ß ƒŽß) you are right! I shouldn't blame poor fellow who is developing his own software for a failure of some board! Of course first versions were buggy. I take my words back!

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5582 20:39

( ß ƒŽß) The gordon!

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 16:28

( ß ƒŽß) It is snowing! Right now! Outside my window!

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5589 16:37

( ß ƒŽß) >>242 has made me TWICE as happy!

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 12:15

I think this is a good amount of activity for DQN, not too much and not too little

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5594 12:30

( ß ƒŽß) >>245 Disembodied voices are nice guys

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 17:03

( ß ƒŽß) Mittens for Christmas!

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 17:44

( ß ƒŽß) Modular synthesizers and puppies!

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 20:25

( ß ƒŽß) Modular synthesizers and kittens!

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5595 23:28

( ß -ß) I thought the process of converting my pirated Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam .avi to a DVD .iso had somehow de-synced the sound and I was going to have to spend hours trying to figure out where things went wrong.

( ß ƒŽß) But it turns out that that's part of the movie's charm and not my fault after all!

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 01:15

( ß ƒŽß) David Koresh

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 01:25

( ß ƒŽß) This song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QoA44c23A
and also the song is true Chinese, Korean and Japanese people are all very friendly!

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 04:33

( ß ƒŽß) Lenticular printing!

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5596 05:23

<˜¤M„DL> How dare >>252 lump us far superior Coreans with filthy Japanese and Chinese dogs!

<˜¤M„DL> I demand apolojuice nida!

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5597 16:08

( ß ƒŽß) Being sharp like an incisor!

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 05:31

( E [E) Like an incestor?

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 06:36

>>256 is an idiot!

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 11:32

( ß ƒŽß) Jumping in the air and enjoying life!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5598 14:23

<˜¤MƒL> Kim chee nida. It more healthful than water!

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5599 18:21

( ß ƒŽß) Surfing at the speed of Google Chrome!

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5606 01:43

( ß ƒŽß) Dual quad-core Xeons all maxed out!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 11:09

( ß ƒŽß) Variations on a theme!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 11:27

( ß ƒŽß) Mothers warm tender breasts!

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 14:55

@@@@Q_
@@'L@@@R
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@ ˜¸ ß ƒŽß É¿ @Things that make my asshole burn, pyo!
@¼mn“ñmn‚@@
@@ /@B@R
@@<@@@@ >
@@@i/ ¾

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5614 19:22

( ß ƒŽß) Going on a date with a girl and having a good time!!

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 21:58

( ß ƒŽß) USB mittens!!

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 22:27

( ß ƒŽß) USB boob warmers!

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5619 23:09

( ß ƒŽß) Realising it wasn't rape, she really likes me!

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5620 14:06

>>266

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@@'L@@@R
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@ ˜¸ ß ƒŽß É¿ @Knowing you can cover your fingers when you wear these gloves to keep your hands much water, pyo!
@¼mn“ñmn‚@@
@@ /@B@R
@@<@@@@ >
@@@i/ ¾

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5620 14:49

( ß ƒŽß) Knowing the difference between mittens and gloves!

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5620 14:49

@ƒÁ~ŽOR
@(œcˆóÐ=)@@ .^PPPPP
@i@M‹ÈLj@ƒ@DEATH TO THE INFIDELS, ALL GLORY BE TO ALLAH!!!
@i@lkj@@ _QQQQQ
@ ||b-|
@iQjQj

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5620 21:16

( ß -ß) That's not very happy.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 00:01

( ß ƒŽß) Not having mittens.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 05:11

( ß ƒŽß) Porn stars!

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 06:46

( ß ƒŽß) Happy Hardcore!

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 09:10

( ß ƒŽß) HARDCORE PORN!

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 09:17

( ƒÉ ƒŽƒÉ) Reading SICP!

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 14:56

Things that I watched movie "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" on nicovideo.

Summer Glau looks plain young for her age.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5621 17:36

( ß ƒŽß) HARDCORE PORN! http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1210368551/

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5685 03:53

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281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5726 08:47

( ß ƒŽß) Typing out Wikipedia and getting DQN instead!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5732 09:59

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5745 19:48

( ß ƒŽß) 3D rapid prototyping!!!

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5778 22:18

( ß ƒŽß) Poo in a butt!!

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5779 16:02

( ß -ß) .... what?

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5793 03:11

( ß ƒŽß) Joe Don Baker IS Mittens!

( ß ƒŽß) He's a cop!

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:21

( ß ƒŽß) Modern video games that are still playable on my pasokon!

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 23:12

( ß ƒŽß) Releasing the emergency mittens!

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 05:57

( ß ƒŽß) Shouting "MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!" when there is nobody around who could give you a strange look!

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 07:08

( ß ƒŽß) Shouting "MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!" and having other people join in!

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5800 23:52

( ß ƒŽß) Buying a new pack of cigarettes after 4 weeks of not smoking. Also, emergency mittens!

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 02:02

( ß ƒŽß) Armored cars and tanks and guns!

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 21:55

( ß ƒŽß) Original Alvin and the Chipmunks Intro!

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 01:02

( ß ƒŽß) Having more fun dancing to drum n bass with happy people at a chance gathering in the fairground compared to the massive dance tent full of serious people bobbing to "oldskool anthemz"

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 13:26

( ß ƒŽß) Not understanding a damn thing about what >>294 said!

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 14:33

( ß ƒŽß) eating the cat's food and blaming it on the dog

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 21:52

( ß ƒŽß) >>295's blissful ignorance!

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 23:07

( ß ƒŽß) >>297's smug knowingness!

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 23:10

i◔ิ_◔ิjIt's 1993, and I can still stop the Army of the Twelve Monkeys!

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 23:11

( ß ƒŽß) post number >>300!

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 23:38

( ß ƒŽß) >>294 listening to Drum n Bass!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 00:51

( ß ƒŽß) FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING SHITDICK

...

( ß ƒŽß)

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 01:16

( ß ƒŽß) Someone else is posting on DQN!

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 21:42

( ß ƒŽß) The beginning of the Eternal September!

305 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:33

I play with myself a lot.

306 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:35

jacking off

307 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:43

( ß ƒŽß) Corn beginning to ripen!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:54

Hamsters on a piano!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 12:09

( ß ƒŽß) Posting in a thread with all these disembodied voices!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) ...I'm scared.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 23:58

( ß ƒŽß) Hearing "YOu are sleeping. You do not want to believe"

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) I'm scared, too.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 00:21

>>310 Everybody's clever nowadays...

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 00:35

( ß ƒŽß) 4-ch returning after a short downtime!

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 00:50

( ß ƒŽß) Hot DQNs!

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 13:18

>>314
( ß -ß) nobody there said anything about mittens.

...

( ß ƒŽß) Mittens!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 15:14

Having daydreams on a crowded road..

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 17:54

( ß ƒŽß) A glass of beer with the besr friend!

( ß -ß) ...if I had any friends...

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 11:08

( ß ƒŽß) Spicy Wolf!

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 16:35

( ß ƒŽß) The unbearable might of MITTENS!!!!!

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 19:56

Field too long.
http://translationparty.com/tp/#969304
He's not pining! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! Hs metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

He's pining! He passed! This is a parrot! He has to stop! He is, in itself, or the expiration of the manufacturer! He is strong! He has lost his life like that! He is buried in the shares of Suzuki! Hs has a history of metabolic processes. He stuck to it! His choir Invisibile curtains, shuffling, participants have begun the deployment of the coil bucket bleeding! ! Former cult -!
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 19:58

>>320
He is buried in the shares of Suzuki!

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 20:54

( ß ~ß) sigh

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 21:54

( ß ƒŽß) Polytonic Greek orthography!

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 23:06

http://translationparty.com/tp/#1003574

I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than subject them to this torture

Rather, my buffalo, I was listening to the issues you need to dump to your diarrhea

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5828 18:40

( ß ƒŽß) A profound sense of ambivalence!

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5833 21:53

( ß ƒŽß) That cute waitress was very flirty today and admitted she is single and interested!

( ß -ß) I'm so scared right now.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 05:23

( ß ƒŽß) SHE PUT OUT!!!!

328 Name: William Hung : 1993-09-5838 06:20

( ß ƒŽß) SHE BANGS SHE BANGS!
( ß ƒŽß) Oh baby
( ß ƒŽß) When SHE MOVES, SHE MOVES
( ß ƒŽß) I go clazy!

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5838 17:19

>>326 SHOW HER YOUR MOVES
I wish my fellow dokyun all the best in life

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 02:27

( ß ƒŽß) despite living in a life without direction I have friends that care!

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 11:34

( ß ƒŽß) Yesterday was 9/11 and I met no one who felt sorry for anyone else than the countless arabians that died in the subsequent attacks by the US.

( ß ƒŽß) Also, I bought a limited live recording of Merzbow and Boris

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 20:11

>>331
( ß ƒŽß) What the fuck get your dates right it was 9/5855.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5856 20:59

( ß ƒŽß) My love who i expected to never meet again is maybe going to visit me in a year!!!!

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5857 00:55

( ß ƒŽß) I'm back in the city and the people that know, don't care I'm a statutory rapist!

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5865 08:15

( ß ƒŽß) Destroying your childhood! God, that sucked!

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5866 02:32

( ß ƒŽß) Having a friend who is willing to let you squat at his place when you're life is on the edge of fucking up and you're would-be roommate is being a selfish dickface!

( ß ƒŽß)Also, listening to chiptunes!

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5866 02:35

>>336

Wow, I managed to somehow switch the 'your' there with the 'you're' I mean to type in a sentence in an MSN conversation I was having at around the same time.

Also, my VC code is 'wow'.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5866 21:21

( ß ƒŽß) When forced to move out and destroy your childhood: realising you didn't really need it anymore.

(Captcha is 'detachement'.)

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5867 02:38

( ß ƒŽß) Finally getting over it!

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5867 07:47

( ß ƒŽß)Haddock and vodka for breakfast!

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5867 20:17

( ß ƒŽß) Bluegills and Budweiser for lunch!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 00:00

( ß ƒŽß) Watching animaniacs for an hour!

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 15:01

( ß ƒŽß) Then red wine and red snapper for dinner!

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5870 05:30

( ß ƒŽß) My friends! If I didn't haven't friends as cool as I do, I'd be homeless right now!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 01:27

( ß ƒŽß) My boat has two holes in it! One lets the water in, the other lets it out!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 04:50

( ß ƒŽß) I just went to an anime con with the girl I'm in love with!

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 15:36

( ß ƒŽß) >>346 cool!

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 21:31

( ß ƒŽß) >>346 really thinks I'm a girl!

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 23:09

( ß ƒŽß) >>348 is asian, so it doesn't really matter!

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 16:55

( ß ƒŽß) >>348 cool!

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5872 17:40

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) violin music on a rainy day!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 05:02

( ß ƒŽß) ô♫♬♩

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5886 05:25

( ß ƒŽß) Mc Donald's Wireless Internet Connection at 7:24 am !

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5914 06:55

( ß ƒŽß) It was so windy today I couldn't close my eyes!

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5914 22:08

( ß ƒŽß) >>354 likes windy days, just like me!

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 00:20

( ß ƒŽß) I don't care what anyone else says about us, me and my fiancé have found true happiness in each other!

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 00:21

( ß ƒŽß) Loved ones carving your name in their thigh!

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 05:27

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ Solitude.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5916 13:28

( ß ƒŽß) >>357 Returning the favour!

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5917 21:19

( ß ƒŽß) Lovers carving your name in each other's thighs!

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 00:22

( ß ƒŽß) Being reunited with someone you love after four months of them being away and knowing they pushed so hard for their return, spent so much money and determination all for you!

( ß, -,ß) Not being able to return the favour.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5918 22:33

( ß ƒŽß) >>362 D'AWWWW!!!!!!

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5919 23:26

( ß ƒŽß) >>362 I can't stop watching it!

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5920 12:50

( ß ƒŽß) Another dokyun likes the Dubliners!

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 03:21

( ß ƒŽß) Being hugged by a maid!

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 12:25

( ß ƒŽß) Hearing how horrible the comedown is but then actually having a lot of fun!

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5927 23:05

>>365

( ß ƒŽß) I love The Dubliners too!

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 03:19

( ß ƒŽß) Saving a little birds life!

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 17:39

>>364
>>368

( ß ƒŽß) Dubliner cheese is delicious, incidentally!

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5928 18:01

( ß ƒŽß) Hacked emails showing that OMG GLOBAL WARMING is a complete fucking SCAM!!!!!

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 10:20

( ß ƒŽß) Valves early holiday sale

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 16:08

( ß ƒŽß) Gratuitous Space Battles!

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5931 17:20

( ß ƒŽß) The [GIRLS] thread got bumped out of the Top Ten!

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5954 03:30

( ß ƒŽß) saying "huggbees"!

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5958 22:58

( ß ƒŽß) Solitude!

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 00:02

( ß ƒŽß) Cornish Pasties!

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 01:07

( ß ƒŽß) >>370 Lockerbie cheese is best cheese!

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 01:57

( ß ƒŽß) It's possible to ack at romhs!

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 04:08

( ß ƒŽß) Huggbees Cheese!

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5959 04:42

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Huggbees Cheese is the Bee's Knees!!!!

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5961 04:05

( ß ƒŽß) Geeky Nymphomaniacs with daddy issues!

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 02:18

( ß ƒŽß) A warm gun

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 03:47

@‶@úW 
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385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 06:37

( ß ƒŽß) Four ring binders!

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 06:43

( ß ƒŽß) Leftover Christmas ham!

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 13:40

( ß ƒŽß) Jazz!

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 15:22

( ß ƒŽß) Sitting around the kotatsu!

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 21:49

( ß ƒŽß) Slowly freezing to death in a mountain blizzard!

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 22:37

The truth has been told.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5962 22:46

>>389
That doesn't sound happy at all...

( ß ƒŽß) unless I have mittens!

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5963 00:22

( ß ƒŽß) Assorted nuts!

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5963 00:50

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394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5963 02:49

@‶@îü 
ƒ~@ ß ƒŽßœc@People repostingg your old AA art!
@ ‡‶@@@@

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 03:33

( ß ƒŽß) Being able to go outside after being sick for a week

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 17:56

( ß ƒŽß) jegution

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 23:21

( ß ƒŽß) Taking a piss on a cold day, causing steam to rise up from the urinal and warm your hands

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 00:12

( ß ƒŽß) I might make Dean's List this semester for once!

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 01:28

( ß ƒŽß) Wacky Wall Walkers!

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 02:50

( ß ƒŽß) The ever-present optimistic attitude of the disturbing-on-the-surface Fallout series!

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 04:27

( ß ƒŽß) Shepard Smiths adorable fascination with bears!

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 14:29

( ß ƒŽß) A sleepy bear with a full stomach

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 19:34

( ß ƒŽß) Chinese people don't know the meaning of www!

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 20:41

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405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 20:48

( ß ƒŽß) Youtube actually recommending me videos that I might remotely want to see!

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 05:51

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 21:21

( ß ƒŽß) DQN still existing!

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 23:11

( ß ƒŽß) Sweet potato pie!

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 23:25

( ß ƒŽß) DQN being virtually the only active board on 4-ch!

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 14:34

( ß -ß) The Debate board looks rather lonely

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 16:41

( ß ƒŽß) My mother gave me a bag of candy after dinner!

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 23:48

( ß ƒŽß) Coming back to DQN after half a year and still seeing the same threads. I can pretend nothing has changed...

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 00:43

>>412
Half a year ?
Don't be silly, it hasn't even been a month.

( ß ƒŽß) ( ß ƒŽß) ( ß ƒŽß) ( ß ƒŽß) ( ß ƒŽß) ( ß ƒŽß) ( ß ƒŽß) ( ß ƒŽß)

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 06:01

( ß ƒŽß) Soda made with pure cane sugar!

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 15:25

>>413
( ß -ß) It hasn't?

( ß ƒŽß) Losing all concept of time!

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 15:34

( ß ƒŽß) Taking a massive fiber-enhanced dump first thing in the morning!

( ß ƒŽß) God my butt feels great!

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 16:21

>>415
( ß ƒŽß) Forgetting about the eternal September calendar and then reliving the experience of seeing the light!

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 16:09

(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ A gorgeous, svelte nymphet dries her tousled hair in the hall. Taking notice of your approach, she greets you with a word and knowing smile; She is betrayed by a gleam of carnal desire in her eye, a look that leaves no need for words.

Take that one, fleeting moment... and treasure it forever.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 00:50

( ß ƒŽß) In a week it will be September 6000th!

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 03:40

I think Mister Dingle-Dangle just grew a little longer.

Mister Dingle-Dangle is my penis. ( LÍ)

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 20:04

Mister Dingle-Dangle makes a cute sound when you squeeze it ( LÍ)

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 23:19

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423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6010 05:20

( ß ƒŽß) The Canadian Olympic team's Official Mittens of Patriotism

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6010 22:18

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 03:37

I welcome these developments, Canada is well on its way to annexation by the Elitist Superstructure.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6047 13:31

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6047 21:39

( ß ƒŽß) America's finally joining the Socialist Revolution!!!

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 00:19

( ß ƒŽß) I got laid off!

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6086 11:46

( ß ƒŽß) There are two threads in the front page list with titles that barely fit the character limit, and both of them are mine!

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6091 05:07

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 10:29

( ß ƒŽß) The gpost unhappy thingsh threads are slowly but surely catching up!

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 17:48

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433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6159 21:25

( ß ƒŽß) The "post unhappy things" threads are roughly a thousand posts shorter than these!

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6160 19:14

( ß ƒŽß) Bishibooru!

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6161 02:09

( ß ƒŽß) Buzkashi!

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 00:08

( ß ƒŽß) No anti-Obama trolling anymore!

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 17:11

( ß ƒŽß) Squeeks just refilled the bin of emergency mittens!

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6162 21:09

( ß ƒŽß) Obama's golfing again instead of fucking things up more! YAY!

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 02:48

( ß ƒŽß) I HAVE DIARRHEA!

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 16:20

>>439
( ß ƒŽß) The "I have a bad case of diarrhea song" from a teaching English video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5l9gm4ymLw

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:22

( ß ƒŽß) After three years of living in my own filth, my room is finally clean!

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:43

( ß ƒŽß) BUTT HATS!!!!!!!

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:47

( ß ƒŽß) Reuniting with friends from the past.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 12:57

( ß ƒŽß) Playing music on stage!

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 19:18

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446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 19:20

( ß ƒŽß) Torrenting a .jpg to %1200!

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 02:52

( ß ƒŽß) taking a giant dump after a week of constipation!

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 15:36

( ß ƒŽß) Only four pages on /jp/!

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 15:48

( ß ƒŽß) Getting into a top university!

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 16:13

>>448
Is that just a bug or intentional? Either way, I suppose it clears out shit threads faster.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 16:21

( ß ƒŽß) Fellow dokyuns' success! Way to go >>449!

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 19:37

>>450 But the shitty threads are usually the most popular threads, if anything this clears out good threads faster.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 21:22

(✂߃Žß)✂ Playing with scissors.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:52

>>447 ( ß ƒŽß) taking a picture of it on a cell phone camera and sharing it!

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 04:44

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 09:06

( ß ƒŽß) Wearing two layers of mittens in cold weather.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 09:42

>>454 ( ß ƒŽß) Getting pictures of shit taken with camphones shared with you

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 12:07

( ß ƒŽß) Feeling happy for no discernable reason!

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 15:18

( ß ƒŽß) Dropping about 19 kilos over summer!

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 15:52

( ß ƒŽß) Dropping about 19 ecstasy tablets over one night!

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 19:26

( ß ƒŽß) Endorphin rush!

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 22:18

( ß ƒŽß) >>486 makes me happy in so many ways

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6205 03:02

( ß ƒŽß) I donft know what >>462 is talking about!

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6205 13:03

( ß -ß) It sure is cold
( ß °ß) I should do something
( ß ƒŽß) I can put on mittens
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) TWO LAYERS

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 15:58

( ß ƒŽß) Pomeranians excitedly running around in circles!

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 18:58

( ß ƒŽß) Pomeranian-Chihuahua hybrid! Pohuahua!

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6207 02:21

( ß ƒŽß) I just trolled someone and his counter troll was completely incomprehensible.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6207 15:56

( ß ƒŽß) I went to see Streetlight Manifesto last night and I shouted "I LOVE YOU TOMAAAAS!" and he looked at me

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6207 20:34

( ß ƒŽß) Men declaring their love towards other men in public (>>468)!

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 15:43

( ß ƒŽß) Having a baby!

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 16:45

( ß ƒŽß) With extra sauce!

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 17:47

>>470
( ß ƒŽß) Congratulations! I hope that you'll be a great father.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 17:48

( ß ƒŽß) >>472 He's my brother too!

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 21:48

( ß ƒŽß) Letting a silent-but-deadly loose in a crowded elevator and nobody knowing you did it!

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 22:32

( ß ƒŽß) Being in a need of some homolove fix, going to fanfiction.net and seeing that there are 320 completed hurt&comfort Dean/Castiel fics!

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 21:23

( ß ƒŽß) I can answer my cell phone in my own house now!

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6217 21:58

( ß ƒŽß) I don't ever need to talk on my phone since nobody calls me!
( ß -ß) Though maybe this should go in a different thread...

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 22:51

( ß ƒŽß) Meeting up with an old friend and finding out he hasn't changed in the last 5 years that I hadn't seen him in.
( ß -ß) Though, that's arguably a bad thing...

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 08:49

( ß ƒŽß) Waking up in time for class and not feeling tired!

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 15:07

( ß ƒŽß) My girlfriend loves me!
( ß ƒŽß) All of my classes this term are easy!
( ß ƒŽß) I could find some good IRC channels!

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 18:09

( ß ƒŽß) Pomeranians!

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 18:57

( ß ƒŽß) Pomeranians wearing MITTENS!!!!

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 18:57

>>473
( ß ƒŽß) It's interesting that you have a mother that cares for you so!

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6231 03:41

I'm in love with my best friend!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6231 03:42

>>484
( ß ƒŽß) [( ß ƒŽß)]

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6231 08:27

( ß ƒŽß) Sunday Monday Happy Days!

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6231 17:42

( ß ƒŽß) Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days!

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 04:42

( ß ƒŽß) Thursday Friday Happy Days!

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 16:41

( ß ƒŽß) Saturday Sunday Happy Days!

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 16:42

( ß ƒŽß) Monday Tuesd-

(ß- ß ) ...

(ß- ß ) What?

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 18:48

>>490
I think they were singing the opening theme to Happy days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_days

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 19:04

>>491
The joke is that >>489 went one step too far... BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 19:04

( ß ƒŽß) No shit, Sherlock!

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6233 19:40

( ß ƒŽß) Two posters mocking a third at the same time!

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6234 23:04

Sperging out about minecraft

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 02:07

( ß ƒŽß) Mining out about spergcraft!

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 18:18

( ß ƒŽß) Australian pillow stuffing!

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) IT'S MADE OF DOWN UNDER! HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 01:08

( ß ƒŽß) Snorting while laughing!

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 03:04

( ß ƒŽß) I just got >>497!

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 20:20

( ß ƒŽß) Winning $500 on a lotto ticket!

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 21:06

( ß ƒŽß) The Big Noise From Down Under Didgeridoo Quintet!

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 00:36

( ß ƒŽß) AUSTRALIA!

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 01:40

( ß ƒŽß) AND THE REST OF AUSTRALASIA AND OCEANIA

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 06:40

( ß ƒŽß) Not living in the racist, alcoholic, neo-con desert that is Australia!

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 06:58

( ß ƒŽß) Politics on DQ...

( ß -ß)

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 09:37

( ß ƒŽß) Not living in Australia to buy video games in a cheap affordable price without having to import them.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 03:36

( ß ƒŽß) Living in a country that doesn't criminalize possession of pornography featuring flat chested women.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 21:26

( ß ƒŽß) Crossdressing furries! (wait what)

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 22:45

( ß ƒŽß) The nostalgia of playing Morrowind!

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 15:02

( ß ƒŽß) Sudden Hallelujah Chorus out of nowhere at Philly Macy''s!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp_RHnQ-jgU

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 18:28

( ß ƒŽß) Awesome medleys like this one!

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:35

( ß ƒŽß) >>510 yeah that was nice

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:43

>>511
I tried to get to that video but then I got this: "There is no registration and ringtones feat."

Oh engrish.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 03:27

( ß ƒŽß) The Pyramid with the Ever-Widening Hole In It!

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 03:48

( ß ƒŽß) Playing silly songs on Stepmania, singing along as you smash the keys!

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 01:21

( ß ƒŽß) Christmas ham!

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 07:04

( ß ƒŽß) Oh you want to spend Christmas with me AND you bought me a present?

( ß _ß) Oh you already made other plans and gave my present to someone else.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 07:08

>>517

( ß ƒŽß) BUT WAIT I'm still invited and I get to meet people you know and you're not ashamed of me? And the present you got me was a beverage and it was accidentally consumed early?!

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 09:49

finding dqn and following its trail of glory to this very board!

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 09:50

>>515
finding somebody who likes to do the same silly thing you do!

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6326 14:09

>>515,520
( ß _ß) You use what? Ew.

( ß ƒŽß) Actually playing Stepmania, and being pretty good at it!

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 01:49

( ß ƒŽß) My kitty's in Heaven playing with God's cat toys!

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 02:18

( ß-ß) That's...

( ß_ß) kind of sad, actually.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 05:05

( ß ƒŽß) Stuffed olives!

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 05:19

( ß ƒŽß) HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 08:46

( ß ƒŽß) Cheese!

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 15:39

( ß ƒŽß) Finally receiving a package from Amazon.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 16:34

( ß ƒŽß) It had cheese AND mittens in it!

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 16:52

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 13:21

( ß ƒŽß) Running the biggest, bestest and most profitable alliance in EVE Online!

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 20:38

( ß ƒŽß) Ruining the biggest, bestest and most profitable alliance in EVE Online from the top down!

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 21:08

( ß ƒŽß) I ordered a Touhou shirt!

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 21:13

( ß ƒŽß) Find out that goatmilk was on sale at the supermarket.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:06

( ß ƒŽß) Finishing a mix CD for a small party you'll be attending in a few hours.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 13:25

( ß ƒŽß) The hit counter is back up!

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 03:47

( ß ƒŽß) Not having scurvy!

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 04:48

( ß ƒŽß) People who make you melt with joy when they speak!

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6375 20:59

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) That one nerdy girl who's insanely cute!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 01:53

( ß ƒŽß) Touhou

540 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6377 00:06

( ß ƒŽß) Drinking wine until my hands feel warm like if I was wearing mittens!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 15:38

( ß ƒŽß) Being told (by their friend) all the Touhou fans coming to town for the local convention are girls, and that I simply must meet them! World, I may have feith in you yet!

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 15:46

( ß ƒŽß) Swiss Military Mittens!!!! http://r.ebay.com/TgfZM0
( ß ƒŽß) Also, my vericode is shepeen! It's like a female e-peen!!!

543 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6397 11:12

ƒ°( ß „Dß) < Swiss Military Mittens!!!!

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6397 13:34

( ß ƒŽß) NEET Life

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 06:54

( ß ƒŽß) self-molestation!

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 21:32

¼( ß ƒŽß)½ Did I mention mittens recently? Look at me, I have mittens now! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 21:19

( ß ƒŽß) With this post, there are now exactly 42 mentions of the word "mittens" in this thread!

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 00:10

( ß ƒŽß) Glow in the dark butt mittens from Guam!!

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 20:41

( ß ƒŽß) Solving a math problem!
( ß ƒŽß) Now I feel like I could take over the world!

550 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6425 22:54

( ß ƒŽß) Listening to a friend who is confessing that he actually likes LISP.

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 12:23

( ß ƒŽß) Why wouldn't anyone like LISP, with all those parentheses?
((( ˃ .˂)))
((((((((((( ˃ ƒŽ˂)))))))))))
( ß ƒŽß) LISP!

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 18:13

(( ß ƒŽß) GOING (FUCKING BONKERS) (BECAUSE YOU SPENT TOO MUCH TIME WRITING LISP))

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 19:18

(( ß ƒŽß) HAHAHA (DISREGARD THAT) I (SUCK SCHEME))

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:53

( ß ƒŽß) Hey, there's more than one of us posting right now!

( ß ƒŽß) And my captcha was STAB!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 01:14

( ß ƒŽß) Suicide

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 06:41

( ß ƒŽß) Ex-girlfriend saying "in a relationship with old boyfriend" on facebook, yet 2 days later coming up for a sex with me

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6476 20:43

558 Name: Ritsuko Akagi!rCvVMApXw.!!d76+redw : 1993-09-6476 21:21

( ß ƒŽß) Diagnosing and surgically removing a spinal tumor. And the patient lives on.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 12:33

>>552
(BECAUSE (FUCKING (GOING 'BONKERS)) (SPENT (YOU) (TOO-MUCH (WRITING 'LISP) 'TIME)))

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6478 14:41

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6479 19:39

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6480 19:58

( ß ƒŽß) Motorcycles pouring into the DC metropolitan region from all over the country adding tons more farty noises to everybody's miserable commutes!

( ß ƒŽß) That was a joke.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 02:12

( ß ƒŽß) Actually, everything that happens in the Beltway is a big joke.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 14:10

( ß ƒŽß) They might actually start the second Beltway after shelving it for 60 years or so!

( ß ƒŽß) MOAR TRAFFIC, YEAHHHH!

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 16:32

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6502 13:18

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 08:18

( ß ƒŽß) Spending your daily allowance on sweets. It's sweeeet!

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 13:15

( ß ƒŽß) Spending your day the way YOU want to!

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 00:30

( ß ƒŽß) Going your own way!

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 04:10

( ß ƒŽß) GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS!

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 17:35

( ß ƒŽß) with this many Hussies, we will never ever not have updates http://t.co/TDQ0tKs

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 09:45

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 23:30

( ß ƒŽß) ¥à¦ŽR’ño˜¸šGoŒû‘fÞ‹ql

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6613 19:52

( ß ƒŽß) Starting out with a Magic Marker and a Wand of Taming!

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 07:27

Little girl and golden retriever puppy eating vanilla ice cream

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 20:46

( ß ƒŽß) Mitten season is coming!

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 03:31

( ß ƒŽß) Mitten hunting!

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 14:09

( ß ƒŽß) Wearing mittens while welding.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 18:07

( ß ƒŽß) Kittens rhymes with mittens!
( ß ƒŽß) KITTENS WEARING MITTENS!!
( > ƒŽ<) ‚©‚í‚¢‚¢‚¡‚¡‚¡‚¡‚¡‚¡‚¡‚¡‚¡‚¡‚¡‚¡[[[[[[‚ÁI

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6628 22:33

( ß ƒŽß) Actually making this face while posting!

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 19:31

( ß ƒŽß) We had snow last weekend! MITTEN TIME!!!

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 19:40

( ß ƒŽß) Making speed runs in Super Mario 3D Land on my first play through with the tanooki suit while getting all of the star medals and ending them with perfect gold flags.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 22:49

( ß ƒŽß) Calculus!

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 23:18

>>583
( ß ƒŽß) This!

( ß -ß) Pre-calc, on the other hand...

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 02:27

( ß -ß) Calculus is overrated...

( ß ƒŽß) It's all about Logic, Abstract Algebra and Model and Type Theory!

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 03:53

>>585
( ß ƒŽß) Fair enough! Let's not forget about Category Theory!

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6657 06:10

( ß ƒŽß) Setting up a trap for some stupid jackass to bite onto it.

( ≖‿≖) I love it when a plan comes together.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 15:49

( ß ƒŽß) Successfully calculating an impulse response!

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 19:25

( ß ƒŽß) Confirming that the Game Boy Player works with imports!

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 19:43

( ß ƒŽß) Looking good in my girlfriend's clothes!

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 21:05

( ß ƒŽß) Wearing your girlfriend's clothes, getting her to wear YOUR clothes then making her undress you!

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 21:31

>>591
( ß ƒŽß) YES EXACTLY!!!

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 21:34

( ß ƒŽß) Not thinking, but feeling!

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 14:08

( ß ƒŽß) Almost no business at work today... Time to get on the internet!

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 04:25

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596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 05:27

( ß ƒŽß) sugar-coated almonds!

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 14:13

( ß ƒŽß) NOS brand energy drinks!

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 16:55

( ß ƒŽß) Reading about philosophical ideas and actually understanding them!

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 17:02

http://youtu.be/lC9ilgFO1RU
http://youtu.be/rC7I2Iu-kIU
http://youtu.be/x-uaFr0w3EI
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600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 17:33

( ß ƒŽß) Buying my 600th pair of MITTENS!!!

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 20:50

( ß ƒŽß) hace buennnnn tiempo ;)

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 21:54

( ß ƒŽß) Being irradiated by the sheer perfection of Common Lisp!

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 01:51

( ß ƒŽß) Not being irradiated, ionised or otherwise damaged on a sub-cellular level more than the normal background level!

604 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6692 09:42

( ß ƒŽß) Owning a Geiger counter to ensure that I'm not being irradiated too much!

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 20:05

( ß ƒŽß) Knowing that WAHa_06x36 has a Geiger Counter and some Fiesta plates to set it off.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 00:23

( ß ƒŽß) Going all the way through and being projected into orbit over Katmandu!

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 01:00

( ß ƒŽß) I switched to a new browser and now ASCII art actually looks good now!

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 02:21

( ß ƒŽß) My Reimu Onee-sama`♥

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 09:21

( ß ƒŽß) Being gifted a catgirl dakimakura from your otaku friend!

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 14:18

( ß ƒŽß) Imagining all the warm hugs >>609 can have with his dakimakura.

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 14:22

( ß ƒŽß) Not having to move immediately and being able to use the internet a little longer before having to go without it for a couple of days.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 18:30

( ß ƒŽß) Accidentally discovering dry orgasms.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 12:47

( ß ƒŽß) >>612, hoooow?

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 13:27

>>613
I was masturbating and at the start of an orgasm I stopped immediately and tried to delay ejaculation as long as possible.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 22:22

( ß ƒŽß) I'm still alive, meaning I will probably experience some surprises still. They better be good surprises, they'll have to compensate for the awful hellhole I'm in.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 00:39

( ß ƒŽß) I'm still alive, meaning I haven't killed myself yet.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 08:38

( ß ƒŽß) I'm still alive, and will still be way after the stupid human who tried to kill me died from old age.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 13:20

>>617 is GlaDOS.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 07:50

( ß ƒŽß) I'm still alive because I promised my self to avoid suicide until I read all books by Vonnegut. And I didn't feel like reading last year.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 17:43

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 19:04

( ß ƒŽß) Fantasising about being a little girl!

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 22:37

( ß ƒŽß) Being a little girl!

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 23:30

( ß ƒŽß) Being a buffet of manliness.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 23:49

( ß ƒŽß) Being a pillar of manhood!

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 02:09

( ß ƒŽß) Combining emergency mittens with nyan cats! http://nyanit.com/4-ch.net/dqn/

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:24

( ß ƒŽß) The front page is once again free of anything related to THAT PLACE!

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 18:34

( ß ƒŽß) My cat is so soft and warm! I'm so happy

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6714 19:35

( ß ƒŽß) My shitty internal speakers decided to start making sound again! (Now I don't have to carry around shitty earbuds that can go loud enough to sound like internal speakers!)

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 01:13

( ß ƒŽß) I don't know what this is but it's amazing! http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad115/mentira/2wq7inc1.gif

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 02:00

>>629
I can tell you that it is, in fact, from the 1934 Laurel and Hardy film "Babes in Toyland".

( ß ƒŽß) Knowing something about a random .gif on the internet.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6715 17:42

( ß ƒŽß) Dudging the Spoobnumby!

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6716 16:45

( ß ƒŽß) A nice cup of tea!

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6718 16:29

( ß ƒŽß) Awesome looking clouds!

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 21:02

( ß ƒŽß) Unexpected compliments!

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 01:18

( ß ƒŽß) Finding out that the person you have a crush on also has a crush on you!
( ß ƒŽß) Seriously, I can't ( ß ƒŽß) enough!

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 03:41

( ß ƒŽß) >>635

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 04:00

( ß ƒŽß) >>636

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 15:39

( ß ƒŽß) Girls saying they fantasise about me coming inside them when they masturbate!

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 18:48

( ß ƒŽß) The most exciting time of the day is finally here!

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 23:11

( ß ƒŽß) Aah, finally I get to sleep!

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 10:59

( ß ƒŽß) Making your hair own hair feel all fluffy and soft and nice to pet!

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 12:08

( ß ƒŽß) Reading these posts in an elated voice!

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6736 16:53

( ß ƒŽß) Imagining petting >>641's hair! (In my imagination, >>641 is also a catgirl)

644 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6737 00:11

( ß ƒŽß) Lose consciousness happily!

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 00:57

( ß ƒŽß) Getting a grey greatcoat!

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 08:48

( ß ƒŽß) Losing consciousness with a plush Espeon in your arms!

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6737 23:51

( ß ƒŽß) Watching the emergency mittens drift from side to side in time with the music you're listening to!

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 07:10

( ß ƒŽß) Making the other /dqn/'s theme match /z/'s!

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 07:25

>>648
( ß -ß) <What?

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 10:34

( ß ƒŽß) My cat's sleeping smile!

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 00:21

( ß ƒŽß) >>565 Happy things are becoming more popular!

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 21:33

( ß ƒŽß) Playing videogames and sleeping!

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 14:18

( ß ƒŽß) Sleeping for twelve hours straight!

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 16:11

( ß ƒŽß) Sleeping for more than 18 hours in a day!

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 17:29

( ß ƒŽß) Finishing a midterm exam in 15 minutes!

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6740 23:08

( ß ƒŽß) Finishing a final exam in 45 minutes!

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6746 01:52

( ß ƒŽß) Finishing this damn freelance job a day early, and charging for the extra day anyway!

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 13:07

( ß ƒŽß) Sunshine!

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 04:24

( ß ƒŽß) lollipops and rainbows ô

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 08:38

( ß ƒŽß) Lolis in raincoats!

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 08:39

( ß ƒŽß) Translucent umbrellas!

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6757 08:51

‚¤‚ñ‚±‚¨‚¨‚¨

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 11:45

( ß ƒŽß) Pet mammals with color markings that mimic some shape of human facial hair!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 12:40

( ß ƒŽß) Internet!

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 14:48

( ß ƒŽß) Pirates!

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 15:25

( ß ƒŽß) Ninjas!

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 16:29

( ß ƒŽß) Birthday presents and cake!

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 19:30

( ß ƒŽß) It's >>667-san's birthday!

669 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6760 00:38

( ß ƒŽß) Hunks!

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 09:25

( ß ƒŽß) I love >>669-san!

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 20:33

( ß ƒŽß) Playing with lego for the first time in several years!

672 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6765 00:04

( ß ƒŽß) Model Shinkansen railway!

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 00:25

( ß ƒŽß) Having a normal conversation and not feeling anxious about it!

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 12:23

( ß ƒŽß) Long weekends!

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 21:54

( ß ƒŽß) Casually lounging around in the nude!

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 01:22

( ß ƒŽß) Buying manga because you want to support the author!

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 02:46

( ß ƒŽß) That bar thread!

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 06:04

( ß ƒŽß) Enjoying material you bought to support the creator! (Games, music, aforementioned manga, and so on)

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 07:00

( ß ƒŽß) Knowing that >>677-san enjoys the bar thread that I created and that I had no idea it would get the kind of response that it did!

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 14:34

( ß ƒŽß) Producing something of value, no matter how small!

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:53

( ß ƒŽß) Knowing that someone like >>677 and >>679 enjoyed something I helped create!

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 22:03

( ß ƒŽß) This image that I helped make!

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 22:32

Doom & Gloom.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 03:03

>>683 Doom was a pretty sweet game, but wasn't Gloom just a lame Amiga knockoff?

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 19:52

( ß ƒŽß) Cute pictures of cats!

686 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6770 22:08

( ß ƒŽß) Cats! Cats! Cats!

( ß ƒŽß) Science, turn me into a cat please!

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 22:33

( ß ƒŽß) Saving my friends from a manipulative bitch by manipulating her and them jointly.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6770 23:49

( ß ƒŽß) Nekomimi maids!

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 00:22

@@‚Ö-Í
@ ( ß ƒŽß)@@Hooray, I'm a cat, nya~
`(,_‚•‚•É

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 00:28

( ß ƒŽß) ed. the ediotr IS BABANAZ

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 00:52

( ß ƒŽß) ^X
?
( ß ƒŽß) ^Q
?
( ß ƒŽß) quit
?
( ß ƒŽß) !q
?
( ß ƒŽß) exit
?
( ß ƒŽß) ^D
?

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 10:00

( ß ƒŽß) Lolitastic saw wave-based waveforms!

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 16:05

( ß ƒŽß) Creating saw waveforms from sine waves!

694 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6771 17:51

( ß ƒŽß) It was ^C all along!

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 18:37

( ß ƒŽß) The backspace key!

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 20:29

( ß ƒŽß) Tildes~!

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6771 21:58

( ß ƒŽß) Wave dashes`!

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6772 18:48

( ß ƒŽß) Being good at computer games!

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 00:23

( ß ƒŽß) Being bad at computer games, but shamelessly enjoying them anyway!

700 Name: [ƒgƒLŽq] : 1993-09-6773 03:14

( ß ƒŽß) wittgenstein wittgenstein lol

701 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6773 23:43

>>700
( ß ƒŽß) It structures out and is LISP

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 16:08

( ß ƒŽß) Trinkets!

703 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6774 23:19

( ß ƒŽß) Making a sad clown laugh!

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 04:41

( ß ƒŽß) Laughing at stupid posts like >>701! Jeez, it doesn't even make sense and is only slightly related in an abstract, academic manner!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 08:38

( ß ƒŽß) Looking down on people stupider than you!

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 13:47

( ß ƒŽß) Japanese onomatopoeia!

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 21:03

( ß ƒŽß) Asking someone out and having them accept!!

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 18:08

( ß ƒŽß) Delicious tea!

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6776 21:24

( ß ƒŽß) Delicious cake! You must eat it!

710 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6776 22:14

( ß ƒŽß) Delicious lies!

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 11:26

( ß ƒŽß) Music!

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 12:06

( ß ƒŽß) GeneralMIDI‚ÌHandCrap

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 16:08

( ß ƒŽß) My old computer's MIDI synthesizer!

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 17:35

( ß ƒŽß) MIDI Soundfonts that use SNES sounds!

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 08:03

( ß ƒŽß) ƒXƒJ[ƒgä‚Ì’·‚¢ƒƒCƒh‚³‚ñ‚ɂ͐â‘΂ɂ©‚È‚í‚È‚¢!
( ß ƒŽß) Such an adorable song, the title alone makes me HHHNNNGGGGG!

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 10:24

( ß ƒŽß) Catgirls!

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 19:03

( ß ƒŽß) Akiba-Pop! Whatever the fuck that is, MOSAIC.WAV insists that we both love and need it. Who am I to disagree with the experts?

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 19:56

( ß ƒŽß) MOSAIC.WAV!

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 12:59

( ß ƒŽß) Relaxing ambient music by C418!

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 20:06

( ß ƒŽß) Using Tribbler for my torrents and ditching Transmission!

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 20:57

( ß ƒŽß) Solitude is the only true happiness!

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 22:58

( ß ƒŽß) Solitude is the best city!

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 14:56

( ß ƒŽß) 奶¬“IŒÆ–º!

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 17:10

( ß ƒŽß) Frilly dresses!

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 15:00

( ß ƒŽß) Fluttering Ribbons!

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 17:49

( ß ƒŽß) Deep squats and oats?

727 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6786 17:51

( ß ƒŽß) Franchises that rip-off My Little Pony. This country has at least two.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 17:55

( ß ƒŽß) Being taught how to change guitar stings!

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 07:15

( ß ƒŽß) Well-calibrated CRT and taking advantage of their ridiculously low input lag to make you look better at danmaku than you actually are!

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 10:45

( ß ƒŽß) bideo james

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 11:17

( ß ƒŽß) Losing oneself in a virtual world of wikipedia articles about amino acids and carcinogens!

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 15:07

( ß ƒŽß) Warm oat porridge on a cool spring morning!

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 15:59

( ß ƒŽß) >>731
( ß ƒŽß) Also M-Theory and charge-parity violation!

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 17:41

( ß ƒŽß) Dragon Rider by ziki_7

735 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6787 18:44

( ß ƒŽß) Getting pwnd by Google in a good way: http://g.co/maps/hvtqj

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 05:41

>>732
( ß ƒŽß) Seeing thailand.jpg on a cool spring morning!

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6789 10:44

>>735
( ß ƒŽß) I, for one, welcome our new 8-bit overlords!

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 22:03

( ß ƒŽß) Scandinavians talking about silly things!

739 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6790 22:33

( ß ƒŽß) Scandinavians

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6790 23:33

( ß ƒŽß) Penis serenades!

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 01:09

( ß ƒŽß) Getting high on sleep deprivation!

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 01:13

( ß ƒŽß) Meeting an old friend!

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6792 19:20

( ß ƒŽß) Reading >>742's post!!

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 19:48

( ß ƒŽß) I'm not a kid any more!

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 22:52

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:44

( ß ƒŽß) Dreaming about owning frilly white panties!

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 22:14

( ß ƒŽß) Going to the movies with friends later!

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 23:13

( ß ƒŽß) Galactic Dance-off mode in Kinect Star Wars.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 23:17

( ß ƒŽß) New books!
( ß ƒŽß) I'm gonna read myself to death!

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 09:51

( ß ƒŽß) Having connected the entire world with TRAINS.
( ß ƒŽß) The rich are getting richer!

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 17:14

( ß ƒŽß) Little baby lambs!

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 21:31

( ß ƒŽß) Making more progress than expected on a huge daunting assignment!

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 01:57

( ß ƒŽß) Ale!

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 02:40

>>753
( ß ƒŽß) Pipe smoking!
( ß ƒŽß) Also I am still reading myself to death?

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 03:55

( ß ƒŽß) playing a game that I hadn't played in years and remembered as mediocre, and finding it a lot more awesome than I recalled!

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 07:19

( ß ƒŽß) Using a fresh new computer.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6809 11:47

( ß ƒŽß) Enjoying yourself so much you forget to feed yourself!

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 10:17

( ß ƒŽß) Mind blowing endings to awesome computer games!
( ß ƒŽß) I'm looking at you, Half Life 2!

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 14:18

( ß ƒŽß) Just being happy!

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 03:51

( ß ƒŽß) Music!

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 08:19

( ß ƒŽß) Giving things away to people who genuinely appreciate them!

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 07:59

( ß ƒŽß) Playing minecraft for hours on end with no work to worry about!

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 20:46

( ß ƒŽß) Being unable to think of anything to post in the Post Unhappy Things thread!

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 21:18

( ß ƒŽß) Are you me, >>757?!

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 22:44

( ß ƒŽß) Watching tool assisted speed runs!

( ß ƒŽß) Watching tool assisted speed runs of games that are so badly designed, that using save states and slowing down time would be the only way to win!

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 19:55

( ß ƒŽß) Solitude!

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 23:02

( ß ƒŽß) The cheerful feline faces on Cat Planet!

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 23:18

( ß ƒŽß) Cat Planet! Cat Planet!!!!!

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 00:25

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Eating a biscuit and rubbing my nipples!

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 00:48

( ^ ƒŽ^) Eating a biscuit and rubbing >>769's nipples!

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 00:52

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Erotic fantasies with DQN-kun!

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 08:01

( ß ƒŽß) Short working days!

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 10:11

Sleeping in till three every day!

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 20:05

( ß ƒŽß) This cheerful face! I become so happy whenever I see it!

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 21:06

( ß ƒŽß) Being in love!

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 23:12

( ß ƒŽß) Being in a big pile of mittens!

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 00:22

( ß ƒŽß) My cat, sleeping and snoring on my arms!
( ß ƒŽß) Having a hot cup of tea after a long bath!
( ß ƒŽß) Talking with my girlfriend!

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 17:58

( ß ƒŽß) I did nothing today and still got paid!
‚h@‚†‚…‚…‚Œ@‚‹‚‰‚Ž‚„@‚‚†@‚‚‚‚„@‚‚‚‚‚•‚”@‚‰‚”@Fi

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 20:20

( ß ƒŽß) Going home from college tomorrow!

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 02:44

( ß ƒŽß) Place names ending in -y as a substitute for certain Latinate -ia endings!

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 03:46

( ß ƒŽß) Magical girl anime!

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 07:24

( ß ƒŽß) Pancakes!

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 08:33

( ß ƒŽß) Cute girls!

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 09:11

( ß ƒŽß) Meeting a nice girl who likes Megaman AND math! Also she might see this. Hello!!!

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 15:52

( ß ƒŽß) Starcraft!

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 21:42

( ß ƒŽß) Re-discovering a favourite picture of Olivia Lane

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 23:13

( ß ƒŽß) Sunny days!

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 07:58

( ß ƒŽß) Well-seeded torrents!

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 08:27

( ß ƒŽß) Staying at home!

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 12:02

( ß ƒŽß) Fancy tea!

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 22:12

( ß ƒŽß) Asian food markets!

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 04:11

( ß ƒŽß) I can fly!

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 05:10

( ß ƒŽß) ‹©‚ׁI “Ë‚«”²‚¯‚é‚قǂɐº‚𒣂èã‚°‚āII

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 07:56

( ß ƒŽß) Finally feeling well enough to go back to college!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 16:56

( ß ƒŽß) Chocolate!

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 16:59

( ß ƒŽß) Really fluffy!

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 19:35

( ß ƒŽß) Browsing for new images of my darling waifu!

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 20:12

( ß ƒŽß) Pixel art!

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 20:40

( ß ƒŽß) Quesadilla's!

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 12:22

( ß ƒŽß) The IPA fonts for Japanese actually have extremely good Latin glyphs.

801 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6829 18:00

( ß ƒŽß) Really nice weather!

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 14:47

( ß ƒŽß) Reading through the archives and realising that DQN is a lot better than it used to be!

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 16:05

( ß ƒŽß) Lynching niggers!

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 16:55

( ß ƒŽß) Reading and listening to history takes my mind off my loneliness and severe fucking depression!

805 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-6830 20:28

( ß ƒŽß) Becoming Andrew for ten minutes is totally great!

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 06:20

( ß ƒŽß) Smoking a fat joint!

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 06:28

( ß ƒŽß) Intercepting the UPS guy at the front door, just as he's about to write me a Sorry You Weren't Home card!

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 11:38

( ß ƒŽß) Finally having the resources to afford good cosplay!

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 16:57

( ß ƒŽß) Utterly ridiculous sounding captchas! Woyzzness!

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 22:44

( ß ƒŽß) Exotic visitors!

( ß -ß) ...exotic diseases.

811 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6831 23:06

Getting money to fix my bow.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 23:22

( ß ƒŽß) Getting wasted with friends and watching My Little Pony!

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 01:15

( ß ƒŽß) There's a kitten in the Bruce Lee / Chuck Norris fight scene!

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 13:26

( ß ƒŽß) Well-compiled fanmixes!

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 15:40

( ß ƒŽß) Well-compiled, small, efficient, and statically-linked binaries!

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 20:05

( ß ƒŽß) Post-exam relief!

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 23:57

( ß ƒŽß) Meeting my friend!

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 10:26

( ß ƒŽß) Sunny weather after a week of almost continuous rain!

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 02:25

( ß ƒŽß) My sister randomly got me a doughnut! Normally she is a bad person!

>>818
Do perhaps reside in North-Eastern America?

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 11:00

>>819
No; Northern England. Good to know I'm not the only one suffering from bad weather and unpleasant sisters, though.

( ß ƒŽß) Computer programming!

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 15:24

( ß ƒŽß) >>820 living near dokyuns!

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 16:45

( ß ƒŽß) Living near two dokyuns!

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 17:32

( ß ƒŽß) Living near three dokyuns!

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 17:53

( ß ƒŽß) Apparently, most of the population of DQN lives in Northern England!

( ß ƒŽß) Also, we're all called Andrew!

( ß ƒŽß) Perhaps we're actually the same person and we have multiple personality disorder!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß ƒŽß) This isn't a very happy post!

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 19:14

( ß ƒŽß) An entire upper-floor filled with close friends at the local coffee shop.
( ß ƒŽß) Every night!

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 21:51

( ß ƒŽß) Smooth jazz!

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 00:50

( ß ƒŽß) Newcastle Brown Ale!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 19:42

( ß ƒŽß) Oh god I love her so much I think my chest might burst!

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 22:10

( ß ƒŽß) Knowing a dokyun has found love!

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 09:25

( ß ƒŽß) Being another dokyun in love!

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 11:56

( ß ƒŽß) Being in love with a dokyun!
( ß -ß) Not really.
( ß ƒŽß) ...but one can hope!

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 21:40

( ß ƒŽß) Actually being in love with a VIPPER!
( ß ƒŽß) And being loved back!
( ß ƒŽß)

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 02:37

( ß ƒŽß)Being in love with a VIPPER!
( ß ƒŽß)They have no idea I'm on DQN!
( ß ƒŽß)This is actually really depressing!

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 05:25

( ß ƒŽß) Using google-fu to find that old computer game you played when you were a kid!
( ß ƒŽß) Loading up your VM to get ready to install and play it!
( ß -ß) Realizing that it sucks and that you just played it because you didn't have many games.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 08:02

( ß ƒŽß) Possibly loving >>833!?
( ß -ß) ... Fuck, I can't recognize writing styles worth a damn.
( ß ƒŽß) Playing DOTA 2 with other dokyuns instead of doing homework!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 08:12

>>835
( ß -ß) The possibilities of you recognizing me are nigh impossible. There's no way you would know I use DQN...
( ß ƒŽß) ...but stalking is fun!

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 22:51

>>825>>828>>830>>832
( ß ƒŽß) Seeing all these happy posts!!!

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 11:51

( ß ƒŽß) Finger-painting for a college-level course!

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 12:41

( ß ƒŽß) >>836 Stalking is fun!
( ß -ß) ... until you realize that it really just distances you from the person you like.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 12:54

( ß ƒŽß)‚½‚¾‚¢‚¯I

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 13:24

( ß ƒŽß) Huge terraforming projects in Minecraft!

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 07:45

( ß ƒŽß) Sunshine! Yay, sunshine!

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 08:38

( ß ƒŽß) I made him cum!
( ß -ß) ... sorry, I just realized how strange that sounded.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 08:38

( ˃ „D˂) GIRL NAMES ENDING IN /ɑ/!
( ß -ß) c except Mima, Konngara, Rika, Meira, Marisa, Kana, Yuuka, Sara, Rumia, Sakuya, Remilia, Lyrica, Lunasa, Layla, Suika, Mystia, Kaguya, Shizuha, Hina, Kogasa, Yoshika and Seiga.

( ˃ „D˂) BAD FAITH!

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 08:39

( ˃ „D˂) POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD!

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 10:13

( ß ƒŽß) Posting in the wrong thread!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 09:40

( ß ƒŽß) Butterflies!

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 11:10

( ß ƒŽß) Butterflies in your stomach!
( ß ƒŽß) Butterflies conjured by your magic!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:05

( ß ƒŽß) A mass of butterflies tearing open your abdomen from the inside!
( ß ƒŽß) Because of butterflies in your stomach!

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:13

( ß ƒŽß) I didn't mean literal butterflies, you dolt!
( ß ƒŽß) They wouldn't be able to tear it open anyway because they have no claws! Go humanity!!

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 17:51

( ß ƒŽß) Stomach acid!

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 22:18

>>843
( ß -ß) ...congratulations?

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 23:52

(—ß ƒŽß) >>852 I would personally find it very satisfying and flattering if I could make the boy I like happy like >>843 has!

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 03:33

( ß ƒŽß) I can't tell if Channel4 full of gays or women.
( ß ƒŽß) Being happy about both!

( ß -ß) However I've been kind of lonely and feeling melancholy about it of late. It was only recently that this began after reading a romantic story.
( ß -ß) There's a small..ache, for lack of a better word, in my rib cage when I got about my day, walking through town, buying things I need, or just wandering for pleasure, and there is no one I can hold the hand of and talk to while I do these things.
( ß -ß) But more than that, it's not just that I have no one, it's that no one has me, either. Which frankly feels worse than the first part.
( ß -ß) There's no where I can go to meet women, especially ones I would be interested in, or ones that would be interested in me.
( ß -ß) I think that this is the worst part. Knowing that there isn't any one whom is interested in me. It's something that I feel as if I both want, and need.
( ß -ß) I long for someone who longs for me. Whom is actually interested in what my thoughts and wishes to read them like she would read to book.
( ß -ß) I long for someone who when she is not with me thinks to herself "Ugh, I miss him. I really wish I could be holding his hand right now."
( ß -ß) I have friends. But we are only just past the superficial level. I long for someone who is real with me, and to me.
( ß -ß) I want to be wanted.

(._. ) I'm really sorry 4-ch. I've taken a big shit on a fun thread. But I haven't told anyone about this at all. And I felt as though if I were to keep it inside it would be bad for my health. Again, I'm sorry.

( ß -ß) Hey >>843-san. I don't know you, but keep this in mind: Making your boyfriend cum is nice, and should make you happy I guess. But your true happiness lies in holding his heart in your hands, while he holds your heart, in his. That's what your should strive for, if you aren't there already.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 03:47

( ß ƒŽß) This thread is all gays! Why shouldn't we be happy?

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 12:03

( ß ƒŽß) Poorly written internet stories!

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 13:31

( ß ƒŽß) Making out with my best friend...
( ß ƒŽß) ...and staying friends!

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 14:33

( ß ƒŽß) Never kissed anyone and in mid-30s!

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 14:55

( ß ƒŽß) I kissed a girl once!
( ß -ß) It wasn't that great. Stick with 2D.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 14:55

( ß ƒŽß) Making a game! All those years reading K&R, SICP and OpenGL documentation are finally paying off! The art and the sounds are probably going to be terrible, but I don't really mind that.

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 20:37

( ß ƒŽß) Aspiring to be >>860!

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 02:55

( ß -ß) I know exactly how that feels, >>854.
( ß -ß) All I can do is dare to hope for things to get better, and dare to ( ß ƒŽß).

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 07:11

( ß ƒŽß) Aspiring to be >>858!

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 08:50

( ß ƒŽß) >>854 That's very much what I strive for!
( ß ƒŽß) It's just always nice to know I can satisfy someone!

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 14:36

( ß ƒŽß) >>864!

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 16:48

( ß ƒŽß) Barbecues!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 20:00

( ß ƒŽß)>>865!

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 20:10

( ß ƒŽß) >>865! >>867!

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 00:50

( ß ƒŽß) >>869!

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 01:02

( ß ƒŽß)Breaking the chain!

( ß ƒŽß)Also, my captcha is JIZZ!!!!

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 02:15

( ß ƒŽß) Daisy chain bracelets!

872 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6847 18:26

( ß ƒŽß) Noticing a cool girl checking you out!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 23:24

( ß ƒŽß) Delicious brown girls!

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 01:07

( ß ƒŽß) Girls made of chocolate!

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6848 13:04

>>872 you had a bit of food stuck to your chin

876 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6848 22:13

( ß ƒŽß) Helpful friends!

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 00:06

( ß ƒŽß) A shiny Pokemon!

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 07:51

( ß ƒŽß) Fantasizing about the planet's demise and the end of all suffering while very planet-demisey, suffering-alleviating music is playing loudly in the background!

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 13:41

( ß -ß) Exploding the planet would only be a short-term solution. If we are the result of natural physical processes they will repeat and life will form again. If we are the result of a divine being he will only create life again. Either way others will come to suffer again in time.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 14:50

( ß ƒŽß) Posting in the wrong thread again!

881 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6849 18:44

( ß ƒŽß) >>877

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6849 22:16

( ß ƒŽß) Eating egg noodles outside on a sunny day!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 06:01

>If we are the result of a divine being he will only create life again.

I'm reminded of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8hd3IjhVo

( ß -ß) I guess that wasn't really Happy Thread material, though.
( ß -ß) so...
( ß ƒŽß) Discovering obscure old games that are actually pretty cool!

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 07:14

( ß ƒŽß) Good posts in the Rei's Diner!

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 20:16

( ß -ß) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ß ƒŽß) With a loving girlfriend!

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 23:07

( ß -ß) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ß ƒŽß) With a loving boyfriend!

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 23:14

( ß -ß) Being a misanthropic, distant person who has never felt lonely.
( ß ƒŽß) With a loving waifu!

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 23:54

( ß ƒŽß) >>888 GET!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 11:19

( ß ƒŽß) Beating your previous high score!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6851 22:17

( ß ƒŽß) Beating your wife!

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 17:52

( ß ƒŽß) Being sure that >>890 is joking!

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 18:36

( ß ƒŽß) Beating Cho's highscore

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6852 22:07

( ß ƒŽß) Being alone!

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 03:14

( ß ƒŽß) Posts that are funny!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 12:37

( ß ƒŽß) I can post happy things on DQN

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 13:30

test

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6853 16:21

( ß ƒŽß) Successful tests!

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 19:12

( ß ƒŽß) She said yes!

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 20:32

>>892
( ß ƒŽß) Beating bath elementary highscore

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6854 21:15

( ß ƒŽß) Getting a chance to retake your failed exams and succeed
( ß ƒŽß) Also dicks in my sassy butt

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6855 14:53

( ß ƒŽß) Internet is back! I missed you, DQN!

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 00:55

( ß ƒŽß) New posts on boards that aren't DQN! (do it more, people)

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6856 17:51

( ß ƒŽß) Not being nervous!

And listen to >>902-san!

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 02:07

( ß ƒŽß) Good music!

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6857 17:50

( ß ƒŽß) Calling people from Niger "Nigers"!

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 06:37

( ß ƒŽß) A bonfire by the beach!

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6858 10:23

( ß ƒŽß) A cat butting its head against your hand!

908 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6859 19:58

( ß ƒŽß) A free shirt!

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 08:30

( ß ƒŽß) Birthdays!

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 09:16

( ß ƒŽß) Lots of seeds on a torrent!

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 18:00

( ß ƒŽß) Having more tomatoes than you know what to do with!

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6862 18:20

( ß ƒŽß) That reminds me of that episode of Hidamari Sketch where they have more tomatoes than they know what to do with!
( ß ƒŽß) Hidamari Sketch is wonderful!

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 01:32

( ß ƒŽß) Finally being hungry!

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6863 03:33

( ß ƒŽß) My nutbladder is in perfect working order!

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 11:44

( ß ƒŽß) I have no particular obligations to do anything until Wednesday!

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 12:40

( ß ƒŽß) The feel of fresh air across my scalp after shaving my head!

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 14:57

( ß ƒŽß) My friends approve of crossdressing!

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 20:21

( ß ƒŽß) How soft my legs feel after a good shave!

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6865 22:27

( ß ƒŽß) 23gb of Touhou music!

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 01:56

( ß ƒŽß) Fried gas station chicken!

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 08:23

( ß ƒŽß) Home-cooked chicken, which tastes better than that from fried gas stations!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6866 08:42

( ß ƒŽß) Getting a good nature for a Pokemon starter!

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 07:58

( ß ƒŽß) Exciting novels!

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 08:54

( ß ƒŽß) My favorite idol's new single!

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:31

( ß ƒŽß) Music containing obscure stringed instruments!

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 21:06

( ß ƒŽß) bagpipes!

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 09:31

( ß ƒŽß) Wonderful weather accompanied by wonderful clouds!

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 12:53

( ß ƒŽß) Blessed rain for this parched, overheated land of mine!

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 13:51

( ß ƒŽß) A convenience-store slushy crushed-ice drink on a warm humid day!

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 15:51

( ß ƒŽß) Coming home to a nice, cold shower!

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 18:22

( ß ƒŽß) Coming home to a nice, hot shower!

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 18:36

( ß ƒŽß) Coming home to a nice, tepid shower!

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 21:29

( ß ƒŽß) Coming home out of a chilly rain shower and opening the door to be greeted with a burst of warm air and the smell of fresh homemade lasagna!

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 21:35

( ß ƒŽß) Building beautiful things in Minecraft!

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 21:53

( ß ƒŽß) Corrupting the innocent and pure online!

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 22:25

( ß ƒŽß) Today was a great day! Just have to wake up...

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 23:18

( ß ƒŽß) Dreaming about a lover who is far away!

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:35

( ß ƒŽß) Beating the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 16:03

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Being the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 18:02

( ß ƒŽß) Being in love with the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!

941 Name: ( ß ƒŽß) : 1993-09-6872 18:13

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Being the final boss of the Internet!

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:03

( ß ƒŽß) Classy piano music!

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:23

( ß ƒŽß) Being in love with the Internet!

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 20:20

( ß ƒŽß) Catching up on vocab homework before midnight!

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:02

( ß ƒŽß) The smell of dried semen!

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 21:51

( ß ƒŽß) Japanese photo blogs!

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 08:08

( ß ƒŽß) Sleep! Happy dreams!

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 08:51

( ß ƒŽß) Nostalgic music!

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 10:24

( ß ƒŽß) Anime involving cute girls doing cute things!

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 14:29

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Freshly baked chocolate-filled croissants, eaten while the chocolate filling is still warm and gooey!

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:12

>>950
That...wow.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 19:58

( ß ƒŽß) Silly >>950, that's the face for posting sugoi or flappy things!
( ß ƒŽß) Sugoi and flappy things sure are happy, though!

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 23:59

( ß ƒŽß) Getting a message!

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 03:05

( ß ƒŽß) Sex!

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 03:09

( ß ƒŽß) 4chan gone forever!

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 04:38

( ß ƒŽß) 4channers spreading all around the internet!

( E-E) Wait, that's not a happy thing.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 06:21

( ß ƒŽß) 4channers having to leave their comfort zone!

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 11:34

( ß ƒŽß) Finding an image of my darling waifu in a wedding dress!

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 16:27

( ß ƒŽß) Fancy cocktails!

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 17:10

( ß ƒŽß) A fancy piece of tail on my cock!

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 21:02

( ß ƒŽß) Wonderful things are going to happen tomorrow!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:26

( ß ƒŽß) Wonderful things are going to happen to >>961 tomorrow!

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:48

( ß ƒŽß) Finishing a bunch of work!

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 05:39

( ß ƒŽß) I'm finally done moving, just in time!

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 10:55

( ß ƒŽß) Friday night is crossdressing night!

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:33

( ß ƒŽß) I will take >>965's suggestion to heart at tonight's video game party hosted by my university!

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:04

( ß ƒŽß) Frilly dresses!

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 20:04

>>967 With floral patterns, oh!

969 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6877 22:35

( ß ƒŽß) A paycheck!

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 01:04

( ß ƒŽß) Sex on opiatessssssssssssss.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 01:16

( ß ƒŽß) Weekends!

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:45

( ß ƒŽß) Time to crawl into bed with my waifu.
( ß ƒŽß) Captcha is fagition - hilarious~!

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 07:36

( ß ƒŽß) Noticing my lack of oats before shops close for the weekend!

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 10:14

( ß ƒŽß) Getting a full nine hours of sleep!

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:41

( ß ƒŽß) Tea and DQN while sitting out in a chair watching the sunrise.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 15:57

( ß ƒŽß) WINNING!

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:20

( ß ƒŽß) http://www.rainymood.com/ gives at least the illusion of cool air outside!

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 04:30

( ß ƒŽß) Waking up without feeling entirely too warm for the first time this week!

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 05:10

( ß ƒŽß) Taking anti-depressants and not losing my sex drive!

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 05:17

>>979
Wow, that's almost as awesome as taking Ritalin as an adult and not developing tinfoil hat syndrome at the first irregularity in one's medication schedule. I had to practically train my sex drive back up from zero when I started on my antidepressants.
( ß ƒŽß) Using "sex drive training" as an excuse for watching porn all afternoon every day!

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 17:41

( ß ƒŽß) One world, one life, one chance, one reason!
( ß ƒŽß) All under one sky, unchanging, one season!
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear,
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) If you've something to hide, you shouldn't even be here
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) You've had your chance, now we've got the mandate,
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) If you've changed your mind, I'm afraid it's too late!
( ß ƒŽß) We're concerned, you're a threat
( ß ƒŽß) You're not integral to the project
( ß ƒŽß) Sterile. Immaculate. Rational ...
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Perfect.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 18:50

>>981
( ß ƒŽß) We're shameless!
( ß ƒŽß) We will do anything to get our fifteen minutes of fame!
( ß ƒŽß) We have no integrity!
( ß ƒŽß) We're ready to roll!
( ß ƒŽß) To attain celebrity,
( ß ƒŽß) We'll do anything at all!

( ß ƒŽß) In short ...
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Pet Shop Boys song lyrics!

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 08:12

( ß ƒŽß) Not needing human companionship!

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 10:22

( ß ƒŽß) Cute cats napping in bed with you.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:54

>>982
( ß ƒŽß) I like the Closer to Heaven version!
>>981
( ß ƒŽß) And Integral is one of my favourite songs ever!

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) Pet Shop Boys!

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 14:04

>>985
( ß ƒŽß) A fellow Pet Shop Boys fan, and a musical I had never heard of before!

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 20:03

( ß ƒŽß) Finding the tactile orange plastic bumpy CD case for Very by the Pet Shop Boys!

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 20:09

( ß ƒŽß) Yuru Yuri Season 2

989 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6880 20:12

( ß ƒŽß) My captcha is yosh!

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:06

>>988
( ß ƒŽß) Hell fucking yes!

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 00:26

( ß ƒŽß) Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 08:09

( ß ƒŽß) Gardening!

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:49

( ß ƒŽß) ƒŠƒA[Ž‚ˁI

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 12:41

( ß ƒŽß) First edition Siddhartha buried away in my library!

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 13:42

( ß ƒŽß) Fixing my sleeping schedule!

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:41

( ß ƒŽß) Meadows full of wildflowers!

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:54

( ß ƒŽß) The imminent 999GET!

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 19:00

( ß ƒŽß) Make it a good one, >>999!

999 Name: ( ß ƒŽß) : 1993-09-6881 19:01

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I never got the >>999GET before! Yay!

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