( ß ß) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ß ß) The Mittens that Came to Innsmouth!
( ß ß) Trying to talk about the planet "Uranus" while trying to be serious!
( ß ß) Renaming it "Urectum" to get rid of that joke forever!
( ß ß) HAPPY ENDINGS OF HAPPY THREADS‼
( ß ß) Turning bacchanalias into urinalias!
( ß ß) Chocolate covered deep fried Squeeks!
( ß ß) 10GETs!
( ß ß) 7-11s!
( ß ß) ( ß ß)s!
( ß ß) ( ß ß) ( ß ß)!
( ß ß) Ceci n'est pas une Happy Thing!
( ß ß) PIE!
( ß ß) Adult Swim protecting me from naked girls
( ß ß) Chop suey!
( ß ß) Cats!
( ß ß) Sex with cats!
( ß ß) Taiyaki Thieves!
( ß ß) The mitten-shaped birthday cake >>26fs mom made for her!
your parents and your friends are dead but I baked you a cake
p.s. i killed them
I came home to my girlfriend standing amidst a pool of blood. Mangled bodies littered the floor, blood still streaming from their freshly opened wounds. Her arms were outstretched, and she held in her hands a beautifully decorated cake.
"I killed your mother, father, and friends, just so that I could be with you all by myself. This cake is to celebrate our birthday."
My eyes began to tear. I felt my chest burn. I couldn't believe I was about to ask this girl to marry me.
( ß ß) Finding the non-disposable fork in the garbage bin before closing the lid and walking away!
( ß ß) Reminder: 100 sterilization credits permits non-mechanical reproduction simulation.
( ß ß) The melty people in Command and Conquer Generals when you use biological weapons against them!
( ß ß) i◔ิ_◔ิj
( ß ß) The short-lived career of i◔ิ_◔ิj
i◔ิ_◔ิj careers are for loosers
i◔ิ_◔ิjso is spelling
i◔ิ_◔ิj Aircon in hot weather
( ß ß) LIVE in Baghdad!
( ˃ ˂) E X U P!
( ß ß) I shall not turn away from my religion again! I have found the truth! Yay!!!!
( ß ß) I WEAR MITTENS OF GOD!!!!
( ß ß) reip
( ß ß) ♡
( ß ß) ♥
I want some lemon"nade"
Lemonade? You just drank a whole gallon! I don't think you need any "mo"
( ß ß) Bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!
( ß ß) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
My ex is contacting me again!!!!! She's lonely and I still got a chance!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!
A day off! Yes! Time to relax...
( ß ß) Kicking back on a rainy Sunday and playing Bejewelled.
( ß ß) Tomorrow is my last day of class for the semester, and I have like the whole week off work.
( ß ß) Day shifts!
I just killed a baby!
( ß ß) I can braid my own leg hair together... between both legs! I'm fucking awesome!
( ß ß) Pork tonkatsu ramen!
( ß ß) CUTE CHIHUAHUAS!
( ß ß) ...
( ß -ß) Wait, I wasn't supposed to be watching The Royal Crown Cola
Beady Eyes Fun Time Hour.
( ß -ß) Nothing makes me happy. I don't know how to be happy. I'm posting in the wrong thread hoping to make someone as miserable as I am every day I keep breathing.
( ß ß) Taking it easy!
( ß ß) My girlfriend is pregnant! And we're going to cook the baby for dinner!
( ß ß) I'm high on Royal Crown Cola!!!!
( ˃ ˂) So high I could die!
( ß ß) I found a penny! But I'm in New Zealand... it's useless.
( ß ß) DQN !
( ß E) Mental retardation!
( ß ß) Killing tigers with your bare hands!
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( ß ß) Having a girlfriend who loves you
( ß ß) Being a lesbian!
( ß ß) pretending to love your boyfriend, while secretly having an affair with his sister.
( ß ß) molesting your sister
( ß ß) Pretending to love your brother while secretly having an affair with his girlfriend.
( ß ß) /m/ !!!!
( ß ß) the two-disc sequel to last summer's chart topping madness.
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@@@@!@iÞ¢ß ßÉ!'@i|@That wonderful feeling after taking a huge dump!
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( ß ß) Loving your boyfriend and his sister equally and having threesomes with them!
( ß ß) Homosexuals like >>92 who partake in incestuous bisexual threesomes!
( ß ß) Having a mom who's a fat, disgusting fuck so insults towards her would only make me feel better!
( ß -ß) ...having a fat, disgusting fuck of a mom.
( ß ß) Not being in a relationship anymore and therefore having absolutely zero guilt when fantasizing about my true love, Ayanami Rei!
( ß ß) Masturbating to cartoon characters because I can't relate to real women!
( ß -ß) Wondering how I will ever spread my genes and raise a brilliant child if I am not attracted to three-dimensional women...
( ß ß) And then drowning my sorrows in hentai!
( ß ß) Fucking cheap whores while watching movies of 2D women!
( ß ß) I am alone! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! Hahahahahaa!!!
( ß ß) Bread!
( ß ß) A mentally retarded man on death row!
( ß ß) necrophilia
( ß ß) cocaine and heroine
( ß ß) shese! Smoked shese!
( ß -ß) Eating all of the smoked shese.
( ß -ß) Capchas
( ß ß) speech diusorders!
( ß ß) Not being in Somalia!
( ß ß) Kana Minami
( ß ß) Those Claim Jumper Turkey & Stuffing meals! YEAH!!!
( ß ß) And the money I make endorsing their fine product!
Being on 4-ch and literate!
( ß ß) PANTSU
( ß ß) Disenvoiced bodies!
( ß ß)
( ˃ ˂) wo ai ni
( ~ ~)teh voices in my head
( ß ß) this thread
( ß ß) boners!
( ß ß) Double-chainsawed lumberjacks!
( ß ß) Kopipe from SAoVQ!
( ß ß) Fushigi Purupuru Pururin Rin song
( ß ß) "In the earlier stages of Tira's design, she was depicted as wearing thick mittens, apparently for the purpose of protecting her hands when she wields her ring-blade. More concept art unlocked as bonuses in Soulcalibur III reveal that Tira was also initially designed as a catgirl."
( ß ß) Happy birthday 4chan.org!
( ß ß)
I had a nooner today.
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( ß ß) Being tsundere for Daddy Cool!
( ß ß) Cup Noodle
( ß ß) Going on /b/, then coming on DQN.
( ß ß) DQN is much better.
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( ß ß) Never getting on 4-ch again.
( ß ß) r@ygold!
( ß ß) Just chillin' with Squeeks on the couch, playing Rock Band.
( ß ß) The death of mankind!
( ß ß) Doomsday!
( @ @) Trippin balls
@ @ @ @ |@Updating my blog which is all about
@ @ @ @ |@sitting in carryon luggate with a laptop!
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Being buried up to my neck in a flower garden!
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( ß ß) Candy!
( ß ß) finding that mitten you lost stuck to your jeans in the dryer
( ß ß) Dragon Quest
@ @ @ @ |@ Starcraft!
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( ß ß) Prescription drugs taken without a prescription!
( ß ß) Not having to go out to vote on Tuesday, since I'm not American.
( ß ß) Not having to go out to vote ever, because I'm Cuban!
( ß ß) Telling an exit pollster that I voted for Ron Paul when I really didn't!
( ß ß) Choosing not to vote
( ß ß) Writing in "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist" for President because I felt like wasting my vote
( ß ß) Following suit with >>156 in hopes of starting a movement akin to that of "Alice's Restaurant".
( ß ß) Making a copy of my ass cheeks and printing them on my voter registration paper!
( ß ß) Sending it in and waiting for a response!
( ß ß) DQN!
( ß ß) Telling an exit pollster that I voted for Ron Paul when I really did!
( ß ß) Telling an exit pollster it was none of his fucking business and then the crowd went wild I'M A HERO!!!!
( ß ß) Voting for DADDY COOL
>>153 no intertubes in cuba
( ß ß) not having to vote today because i'm an alien!
( ß ß) Losing five bowling balls off your gut!
ß ß Having a disembodied face!
( ß ß)
( ß ß) Voyeurism!
( ß ß) If you forget to put in your captcha and press the back arrow your post will still be written and not wiped clean like on most boards!
( ß ß) I find this very convenient, epically if my post is long.
( ß ß) Anal sex with crocodiles!
( ß ß) Sapping Sentries...
MOE = NO CLEAR TRANSLATION - DIFFERENT WEEABOOS GIVE IT DIFFERENT MEANINGS
( L `) Moé = cute girl whom youLd love to protect against any danger.
( L `) Masturbation to Moé girls...
( ß ß) Getting severe burns from pressing my genitals against a hot stove top!
(*L `) Having mistaken moé with russian }v ("it's mine").
( ß ß) The good Christmas present was got!
((/ >.?) BLACK ANGEL OF DEATH SWEEP ME AWAY IN UR ARMS!!!1
( ß ß) laughing at others misfortune
( ˃ ˂) Sex with life-sized dolls!
( L `) Weed.
( ß ß) Engrish!
( * *) Drug abuse!
( ß ß) Leibniz!
( ß ß) Newton!
( ß ß) Skepticism
( ß ß) Funny captcha!
( ß ß) TROLLING
( ß ß) Sleeping in!
( ß ß) Sandwiches!
( ß ß) Making your own music!
( ß -ß) Even if it is with a PC, not to mention terrible...
( ß ß) Miku Hatsune!
( ß -ß) Being too shy to sing.
( ß ß) Kaito!
( ß -ß) No one cares about him because hes male
( ß ß) Bagels with lox spread!
( ß ß) Bach!
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( ß ß) FRIENDS! (ß ß )
الحمدلة! ( ß ß)
( ß ß) Moral relativism!
( ß ß) 6 hours of sleep a day!
( ◉ ◉) 2 hours of sleep a day!
( ß -ß) 0 hours sleep a day!
( ß ß) Caffeine
( ß ß) Speaking of 2 hours of sleep... Nicola Tesla!
( LÖ`) Waking up earlier than anyone else.
( ß ß) Not being Grandpa!
( ß ß) Stealing my roomate's awesome headphones after he leaves early for Thanksgiving vacation!
( ß ß) RAH-RAH-RASPUTIN, lover of the Russian queen!
( ß ß) There was a cat that really was gone.
( ß ß) 5545 days ago I turned 6 yo.
>>211 ( ß ß) Not knowing what the lyrics to Boney M songs mean yet singing them anyway!
( ß ß)Dancing like no one is watching!
( ß ß) Lock the taskbah!
( ß ß) Iced coffee!
( ß ß) I live in the same world as Squeeks!
( ß ß) I feel compelled to share my joy rather than my unhappiness!
( ß ß) The feeling of petting a cat.
( ß ß) Thinking Nobuyuki was a real artist and then realizing hes just a regular guy like us!
( ß ß) BEEEEER!
( ß ß)Sparky4 left iichan!
( ß ß) Yes he did, >>224-san!
( ß -ß) Hazuki is still there though.
( ß ß) Dik-diks!
( ß -ß) Links to Newgrounds.
( ß -ß) >>227 Hazuki is a cool dude. eh posts nekomimi and doesn't afraid of anything.
( ß ß) Well stop crying about it!
( ß ß) The gordon!
( ß ß) It is snowing! Right now! Outside my window!
I think this is a good amount of activity for DQN, not too much and not too little
( ß ß) Mittens for Christmas!
( ß ß) Modular synthesizers and puppies!
( ß -ß) I thought the process of converting my pirated Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam .avi to a DVD .iso had somehow de-synced the sound and I was going to have to spend hours trying to figure out where things went wrong.
( ß ß) But it turns out that that's part of the movie's charm and not my fault after all!
( ß ß) David Koresh
( ß ß) This song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QoA44c23A
and also the song is true Chinese, Korean and Japanese people are all very friendly!
( ß ß) Lenticular printing!
<¤MDL> How dare >>252 lump us far superior Coreans with filthy Japanese and Chinese dogs!
<¤MDL> I demand apolojuice nida!
( ß ß) Being sharp like an incisor!
( E [E) Like an incestor?
( ß ß) Jumping in the air and enjoying life!
<¤ML> Kim chee nida. It more healthful than water!
( ß ß) Surfing at the speed of Google Chrome!
( ß ß) Dual quad-core Xeons all maxed out!
( ß ß) Variations on a theme!
@ ¸ ß ß É¿ @Things that make my asshole burn, pyo!
( ß ß) Going on a date with a girl and having a good time!!
( ß ß) Realising it wasn't rape, she really likes me!
( ß ß) Knowing the difference between mittens and gloves!
@i@MÈLj@@DEATH TO THE INFIDELS, ALL GLORY BE TO ALLAH!!!
( ß -ß) That's not very happy.
( ß ß) Porn stars!
( ß ß) Happy Hardcore!
( ß ß) HARDCORE PORN!
( É É) Reading SICP!
Things that I watched movie "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" on nicovideo.
Summer Glau looks plain young for her age.
( ß ß) HARDCORE PORN! http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1210368551/
( ß ß) Typing out Wikipedia and getting DQN instead!
( ß ß) 3D rapid prototyping!!!
( ß ß) Poo in a butt!!
( ß ß) Joe Don Baker IS Mittens!
( ß ß) He's a cop!
( ß ß) Modern video games that are still playable on my pasokon!
( ß ß) Releasing the emergency mittens!
( ß ß) Shouting "MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!" when there is nobody around who could give you a strange look!
( ß ß) Shouting "MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!" and having other people join in!
( ß ß) Buying a new pack of cigarettes after 4 weeks of not smoking. Also, emergency mittens!
( ß ß) Having more fun dancing to drum n bass with happy people at a chance gathering in the fairground compared to the massive dance tent full of serious people bobbing to "oldskool anthemz"
( ß ß) Not understanding a damn thing about what >>294 said!
( ß ß) eating the cat's food and blaming it on the dog
i◔ิ_◔ิjIt's 1993, and I can still stop the Army of the Twelve Monkeys!
( ß ß) FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING SHITDICK
( ß ß)
( ß ß) Someone else is posting on DQN!
( ß ß) The beginning of the Eternal September!
I play with myself a lot.
( ß ß) Corn beginning to ripen!
Hamsters on a piano!
( ß ß) Posting in a thread with all these disembodied voices!
( ß ß) ...
( ß -ß) ...I'm scared.
( ß ß) Hearing "YOu are sleeping. You do not want to believe"
( ß ß) ...
( ß -ß) I'm scared, too.
( ß ß) Hot DQNs!
( ß -ß) nobody there said anything about mittens.
( ß ß) Mittens!
Having daydreams on a crowded road..
( ß ß) Spicy Wolf!
Field too long.
He's not pining! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! Hs metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
He's pining! He passed! This is a parrot! He has to stop! He is, in itself, or the expiration of the manufacturer! He is strong! He has lost his life like that! He is buried in the shares of Suzuki! Hs has a history of metabolic processes. He stuck to it! His choir Invisibile curtains, shuffling, participants have begun the deployment of the coil bucket bleeding! ! Former cult -!
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
( ß ~ß) sigh
( ß ß) Polytonic Greek orthography!
I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than subject them to this torture
Rather, my buffalo, I was listening to the issues you need to dump to your diarrhea
( ß ß) A profound sense of ambivalence!
( ß ß) That cute waitress was very flirty today and admitted she is single and interested!
( ß -ß) I'm so scared right now.
( ß ß) SHE PUT OUT!!!!
( ß ß) SHE BANGS SHE BANGS!
( ß ß) Oh baby
( ß ß) When SHE MOVES, SHE MOVES
( ß ß) I go clazy!
>>326 SHOW HER YOUR MOVES
I wish my fellow dokyun all the best in life
( ß ß) despite living in a life without direction I have friends that care!
( ß ß) Yesterday was 9/11 and I met no one who felt sorry for anyone else than the countless arabians that died in the subsequent attacks by the US.
( ß ß) Also, I bought a limited live recording of Merzbow and Boris
( ß ß) What the fuck get your dates right it was 9/5855.
( ß ß) My love who i expected to never meet again is maybe going to visit me in a year!!!!
( ß ß) I'm back in the city and the people that know, don't care I'm a statutory rapist!
( ß ß) Destroying your childhood! God, that sucked!
( ß ß) Having a friend who is willing to let you squat at his place when you're life is on the edge of fucking up and you're would-be roommate is being a selfish dickface!
( ß ß)Also, listening to chiptunes!
Wow, I managed to somehow switch the 'your' there with the 'you're' I mean to type in a sentence in an MSN conversation I was having at around the same time.
Also, my VC code is 'wow'.
( ß ß) When forced to move out and destroy your childhood: realising you didn't really need it anymore.
(Captcha is 'detachement'.)
( ß ß)Haddock and vodka for breakfast!
( ß ß) Watching animaniacs for an hour!
( ß ß) My friends! If I didn't haven't friends as cool as I do, I'd be homeless right now!
( ß ß) My boat has two holes in it! One lets the water in, the other lets it out!
( ß ß) I just went to an anime con with the girl I'm in love with!
((/ f.ㄟ) violin music on a rainy day!
( ß ß) ô♫♬♩
( ß ß) Mc Donald's Wireless Internet Connection at 7:24 am !
( ß ß) It was so windy today I couldn't close my eyes!
( ß ß) I don't care what anyone else says about us, me and my fiancé have found true happiness in each other!
( ß ß) Loved ones carving your name in their thigh!
( ß ß) Lovers carving your name in each other's thighs!
( ß ß) Being reunited with someone you love after four months of them being away and knowing they pushed so hard for their return, spent so much money and determination all for you!
( ß, -,ß) Not being able to return the favour.
( ß ß) Another dokyun likes the Dubliners!
( ß ß) Being hugged by a maid!
( ß ß) Hearing how horrible the comedown is but then actually having a lot of fun!
( ß ß) Saving a little birds life!
( ß ß) Valves early holiday sale
( ß ß) The [GIRLS] thread got bumped out of the Top Ten!
( ß ß) saying "huggbees"!
( ß ß) Solitude!
( ß ß) It's possible to ack at romhs!
( ß ß) Geeky Nymphomaniacs with daddy issues!
( ß ß) A warm gun
~@ ß ßc@MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS MITTENS F.O.E.!
( ß ß) Four ring binders!
( ß ß) Leftover Christmas ham!
( ß ß) Jazz!
( ß ß) Sitting around the kotatsu!
( ß ß) Slowly freezing to death in a mountain blizzard!
The truth has been told.
That doesn't sound happy at all...
( ß ß) unless I have mittens!
( ß ß) Assorted nuts!
~@ ß ßc@People repostingg your old AA art!
( ß ß) Being able to go outside after being sick for a week
( ß ß) jegution
( ß ß) Taking a piss on a cold day, causing steam to rise up from the urinal and warm your hands
( ß ß) I might make Dean's List this semester for once!
( ß ß) Wacky Wall Walkers!
( ß ß) The ever-present optimistic attitude of the disturbing-on-the-surface Fallout series!
( ß ß) Shepard Smiths adorable fascination with bears!
( ß ß) A sleepy bear with a full stomach
( ß ß) Chinese people don't know the meaning of www!
( ß ß) Youtube actually recommending me videos that I might remotely want to see!
( ß ß) DQN still existing!
( ß ß) Sweet potato pie!
( ß ß) DQN being virtually the only active board on 4-ch!
( ß -ß) The Debate board looks rather lonely
( ß ß) My mother gave me a bag of candy after dinner!
( ß ß) Coming back to DQN after half a year and still seeing the same threads. I can pretend nothing has changed...
( ß ß) Soda made with pure cane sugar!
( ß ß) Forgetting about the eternal September calendar and then reliving the experience of seeing the light!
(¥ิ_¥ิ)Á-̾ A gorgeous, svelte nymphet dries her tousled hair in the hall. Taking notice of your approach, she greets you with a word and knowing smile; She is betrayed by a gleam of carnal desire in her eye, a look that leaves no need for words.
Take that one, fleeting moment... and treasure it forever.
( ß ß) In a week it will be September 6000th!
I think Mister Dingle-Dangle just grew a little longer.
Mister Dingle-Dangle is my penis. ( LÍ)
Mister Dingle-Dangle makes a cute sound when you squeeze it ( LÍ)
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@i@EÍEj@ Let me guess. It squeeks, right?
( ß ß) The Canadian Olympic team's Official Mittens of Patriotism
I welcome these developments, Canada is well on its way to annexation by the Elitist Superstructure.
( ß ß) I'm not the only one who does http://www.economist.com/research/articlesBySubject/displaystory.cfm?subjectid=7933610&story_id=15311296!
( ß ß) I got laid off!
( ß ß) There are two threads in the front page list with titles that barely fit the character limit, and both of them are mine!
( ˃ ˂) MITTEN CRABS!!!!!
( ß ß) The gpost unhappy thingsh threads are slowly but surely catching up!
( ß ß) The "post unhappy things" threads are roughly a thousand posts shorter than these!
( ß ß) Bishibooru!
( ß ß) Buzkashi!
( ß ß) No anti-Obama trolling anymore!
( ß ß) Squeeks just refilled the bin of emergency mittens!
( ß ß) Obama's golfing again instead of fucking things up more! YAY!
( ß ß) I HAVE DIARRHEA!
( ß ß) After three years of living in my own filth, my room is finally clean!
( ß ß) BUTT HATS!!!!!!!
( ß ß) Reuniting with friends from the past.
( ß ß) Playing music on stage!
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( ß ß) Torrenting a .jpg to %1200!
( ß ß) taking a giant dump after a week of constipation!
( ß ß) Only four pages on /jp/!
( ß ß) Getting into a top university!
>>450 But the shitty threads are usually the most popular threads, if anything this clears out good threads faster.
(✂ßß)✂ Playing with scissors.
>>447 ( ß ß) taking a picture of it on a cell phone camera and sharing it!
( ß ß) Wearing two layers of mittens in cold weather.
>>454 ( ß ß) Getting pictures of shit taken with camphones shared with you
( ß ß) Feeling happy for no discernable reason!
( ß ß) Dropping about 19 ecstasy tablets over one night!
( ß -ß) It sure is cold
( ß °ß) I should do something
( ß ß) I can put on mittens
( ˃ ˂) TWO LAYERS
( ß ß) Pomeranian-Chihuahua hybrid! Pohuahua!
( ß ß) I just trolled someone and his counter troll was completely incomprehensible.
( ß ß) I went to see Streetlight Manifesto last night and I shouted "I LOVE YOU TOMAAAAS!" and he looked at me
( ß ß) Men declaring their love towards other men in public (>>468)!
( ß ß) Having a baby!
( ß ß) Congratulations! I hope that you'll be a great father.
( ß ß) Being in a need of some homolove fix, going to fanfiction.net and seeing that there are 320 completed hurt&comfort Dean/Castiel fics!
( ß ß) I can answer my cell phone in my own house now!
( ß ß) I don't ever need to talk on my phone since nobody calls me!
( ß -ß) Though maybe this should go in a different thread...
( ß ß) Meeting up with an old friend and finding out he hasn't changed in the last 5 years that I hadn't seen him in.
( ß -ß) Though, that's arguably a bad thing...
( ß ß) Waking up in time for class and not feeling tired!
( ß ß) My girlfriend loves me!
( ß ß) All of my classes this term are easy!
( ß ß) I could find some good IRC channels!
( ß ß) Pomeranians!
( ß ß) Pomeranians wearing MITTENS!!!!
( ß ß) It's interesting that you have a mother that cares for you so!
I'm in love with my best friend!
( ß ß) Sunday Monday Happy Days!
( ß ß) Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days!
( ß ß) Thursday Friday Happy Days!
( ß ß) Saturday Sunday Happy Days!
( ß ß) Monday Tuesd-
(ß- ß ) ...
(ß- ß ) What?
( ß ß) No shit, Sherlock!
( ß ß) Two posters mocking a third at the same time!
Sperging out about minecraft
( ß ß) Mining out about spergcraft!
( ß ß) Australian pillow stuffing!
( ˃ ˂) IT'S MADE OF DOWN UNDER! HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
( ß ß) Snorting while laughing!
( ß ß) Winning $500 on a lotto ticket!
( ß ß) The Big Noise From Down Under Didgeridoo Quintet!
( ß ß) AUSTRALIA!
( ß ß) AND THE REST OF AUSTRALASIA AND OCEANIA
( ß ß) Not living in the racist, alcoholic, neo-con desert that is Australia!
( ß ß) Politics on DQ...
( ß -ß)
( ß ß) Not living in Australia to buy video games in a cheap affordable price without having to import them.
( ß ß) Living in a country that doesn't criminalize possession of pornography featuring flat chested women.
( ß ß) Crossdressing furries! (wait what)
( ß ß) The nostalgia of playing Morrowind!
( ß ß) Sudden Hallelujah Chorus out of nowhere at Philly Macy''s!
I tried to get to that video but then I got this: "There is no registration and ringtones feat."
( ß ß) The Pyramid with the Ever-Widening Hole In It!
( ß ß) Playing silly songs on Stepmania, singing along as you smash the keys!
( ß ß) Christmas ham!
( ß ß) Oh you want to spend Christmas with me AND you bought me a present?
( ß _ß) Oh you already made other plans and gave my present to someone else.
( ß ß) BUT WAIT I'm still invited and I get to meet people you know and you're not ashamed of me? And the present you got me was a beverage and it was accidentally consumed early?!
finding dqn and following its trail of glory to this very board!
finding somebody who likes to do the same silly thing you do!
( ß _ß) You use what? Ew.
( ß ß) Actually playing Stepmania, and being pretty good at it!
( ß ß) My kitty's in Heaven playing with God's cat toys!
( ß-ß) That's...
( ß_ß) kind of sad, actually.
( ß ß) Stuffed olives!
( ß ß) HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!
( ß ß) Cheese!
( ß ß) Finally receiving a package from Amazon.
( ß ß) Running the biggest, bestest and most profitable alliance in EVE Online!
( ß ß) Ruining the biggest, bestest and most profitable alliance in EVE Online from the top down!
( ß ß) I ordered a Touhou shirt!
( ß ß) Find out that goatmilk was on sale at the supermarket.
( ß ß) Finishing a mix CD for a small party you'll be attending in a few hours.
( ß ß) The hit counter is back up!
( ß ß) Not having scurvy!
( ß ß) People who make you melt with joy when they speak!
( ˃ ˂) That one nerdy girl who's insanely cute!
( ß ß) Touhou
( ß ß) Being told (by their friend) all the Touhou fans coming to town for the local convention are girls, and that I simply must meet them! World, I may have feith in you yet!
( ß ß) Swiss Military Mittens!!!! http://r.ebay.com/TgfZM0
( ß ß) Also, my vericode is shepeen! It's like a female e-peen!!!
°( ß Dß) < Swiss Military Mittens!!!!
( ß ß) NEET Life
( ß ß) self-molestation!
¼( ß ß)½ Did I mention mittens recently? Look at me, I have mittens now! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
( ß ß) With this post, there are now exactly 42 mentions of the word "mittens" in this thread!
( ß ß) Glow in the dark butt mittens from Guam!!
( ß ß) Solving a math problem!
( ß ß) Now I feel like I could take over the world!
( ß ß) Listening to a friend who is confessing that he actually likes LISP.
( ß ß) Why wouldn't anyone like LISP, with all those parentheses?
((( ˃ .˂)))
((((((((((( ˃ ˂)))))))))))
( ß ß) LISP!
(( ß ß) HAHAHA (DISREGARD THAT) I (SUCK SCHEME))
( ß ß) Hey, there's more than one of us posting right now!
( ß ß) And my captcha was STAB!
( ß ß) Suicide
( ß ß) Ex-girlfriend saying "in a relationship with old boyfriend" on facebook, yet 2 days later coming up for a sex with me
( ß ß) Diagnosing and surgically removing a spinal tumor. And the patient lives on.
(BECAUSE (FUCKING (GOING 'BONKERS)) (SPENT (YOU) (TOO-MUCH (WRITING 'LISP) 'TIME)))
( ß ß) Motorcycles pouring into the DC metropolitan region from all over the country adding tons more farty noises to everybody's miserable commutes!
( ß ß) That was a joke.
( ß ß) They might actually start the second Beltway after shelving it for 60 years or so!
( ß ß) MOAR TRAFFIC, YEAHHHH!
( ß ß) Spending your daily allowance on sweets. It's sweeeet!
( ß ß) Spending your day the way YOU want to!
( ß ß) Going your own way!
( ß ß) GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS!
( ß ß) with this many Hussies, we will never ever not have updates http://t.co/TDQ0tKs
( ß ß) ¥à¦Rño¸GoûfÞql
( ß ß) Starting out with a Magic Marker and a Wand of Taming!
Little girl and golden retriever puppy eating vanilla ice cream
( ß ß) Mitten season is coming!
( ß ß) Mitten hunting!
( ß ß) Wearing mittens while welding.
( ß ß) Kittens rhymes with mittens!
( ß ß) KITTENS WEARING MITTENS!!
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( ß ß) Actually making this face while posting!
( ß ß) We had snow last weekend! MITTEN TIME!!!
( ß ß) Making speed runs in Super Mario 3D Land on my first play through with the tanooki suit while getting all of the star medals and ending them with perfect gold flags.
( ß ß) Calculus!
( ß ß) Fair enough! Let's not forget about Category Theory!
( ß ß) Successfully calculating an impulse response!
( ß ß) Confirming that the Game Boy Player works with imports!
( ß ß) Looking good in my girlfriend's clothes!
( ß ß) Wearing your girlfriend's clothes, getting her to wear YOUR clothes then making her undress you!
( ß ß) Not thinking, but feeling!
( ß ß) Almost no business at work today... Time to get on the internet!
( ß ß) sugar-coated almonds!
( ß ß) NOS brand energy drinks!
( ß ß) Reading about philosophical ideas and actually understanding them!
( ß ß) hace buennnnn tiempo ;)
( ß ß) Being irradiated by the sheer perfection of Common Lisp!
( ß ß) Not being irradiated, ionised or otherwise damaged on a sub-cellular level more than the normal background level!
( ß ß) Owning a Geiger counter to ensure that I'm not being irradiated too much!
( ß ß) Knowing that WAHa_06x36 has a Geiger Counter and some Fiesta plates to set it off.
( ß ß) Going all the way through and being projected into orbit over Katmandu!
( ß ß) I switched to a new browser and now ASCII art actually looks good now!
( ß ß) My Reimu Onee-sama`♥
( ß ß) Being gifted a catgirl dakimakura from your otaku friend!
( ß ß) Imagining all the warm hugs >>609 can have with his dakimakura.
( ß ß) Not having to move immediately and being able to use the internet a little longer before having to go without it for a couple of days.
( ß ß) Accidentally discovering dry orgasms.
I was masturbating and at the start of an orgasm I stopped immediately and tried to delay ejaculation as long as possible.
( ß ß) I'm still alive, meaning I will probably experience some surprises still. They better be good surprises, they'll have to compensate for the awful hellhole I'm in.
( ß ß) I'm still alive, meaning I haven't killed myself yet.
( ß ß) I'm still alive, and will still be way after the stupid human who tried to kill me died from old age.
( ß ß) I'm still alive because I promised my self to avoid suicide until I read all books by Vonnegut. And I didn't feel like reading last year.
( ß ß) Fantasising about being a little girl!
( ß ß) Being a buffet of manliness.
( ß ß) Being a pillar of manhood!
( ß ß) Combining emergency mittens with nyan cats! http://nyanit.com/4-ch.net/dqn/
( ß ß) The front page is once again free of anything related to THAT PLACE!
( ß ß) My cat is so soft and warm! I'm so happy
( ß ß) My shitty internal speakers decided to start making sound again! (Now I don't have to carry around shitty earbuds that can go loud enough to sound like internal speakers!)
( ß ß) I don't know what this is but it's amazing! http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad115/mentira/2wq7inc1.gif
I can tell you that it is, in fact, from the 1934 Laurel and Hardy film "Babes in Toyland".
( ß ß) Knowing something about a random .gif on the internet.
( ß ß) Dudging the Spoobnumby!
( ß ß) A nice cup of tea!
( ß ß) Awesome looking clouds!
( ß ß) Unexpected compliments!
( ß ß) Finding out that the person you have a crush on also has a crush on you!
( ß ß) Seriously, I can't ( ß ß) enough!
( ß ß) Girls saying they fantasise about me coming inside them when they masturbate!
( ß ß) The most exciting time of the day is finally here!
( ß ß) Aah, finally I get to sleep!
( ß ß) Making your hair own hair feel all fluffy and soft and nice to pet!
( ß ß) Reading these posts in an elated voice!
( ß ß) Lose consciousness happily!
( ß ß) Getting a grey greatcoat!
( ß ß) Losing consciousness with a plush Espeon in your arms!
( ß ß) Watching the emergency mittens drift from side to side in time with the music you're listening to!
( ß ß) Making the other /dqn/'s theme match /z/'s!
( ß ß) My cat's sleeping smile!
( ß ß) Playing videogames and sleeping!
( ß ß) Sleeping for twelve hours straight!
( ß ß) Sleeping for more than 18 hours in a day!
( ß ß) Finishing a midterm exam in 15 minutes!
( ß ß) Finishing a final exam in 45 minutes!
( ß ß) Finishing this damn freelance job a day early, and charging for the extra day anyway!
( ß ß) Sunshine!
( ß ß) lollipops and rainbows ô
( ß ß) Lolis in raincoats!
( ß ß) Translucent umbrellas!
( ß ß) Pet mammals with color markings that mimic some shape of human facial hair!
( ß ß) Internet!
( ß ß) Pirates!
( ß ß) Ninjas!
( ß ß) Birthday presents and cake!
( ß ß) Hunks!
( ß ß) Playing with lego for the first time in several years!
( ß ß) Model Shinkansen railway!
( ß ß) Having a normal conversation and not feeling anxious about it!
( ß ß) Long weekends!
( ß ß) Casually lounging around in the nude!
( ß ß) That bar thread!
( ß ß) Enjoying material you bought to support the creator! (Games, music, aforementioned manga, and so on)
( ß ß) Producing something of value, no matter how small!
Doom & Gloom.
>>683 Doom was a pretty sweet game, but wasn't Gloom just a lame Amiga knockoff?
( ß ß) Cute pictures of cats!
( ß ß) Cats! Cats! Cats!
( ß ß) Science, turn me into a cat please!
( ß ß) Saving my friends from a manipulative bitch by manipulating her and them jointly.
( ß ß) Nekomimi maids!
( ß ß) ed. the ediotr IS BABANAZ
( ß ß) ^X
( ß ß) ^Q
( ß ß) quit
( ß ß) !q
( ß ß) exit
( ß ß) ^D
( ß ß) Lolitastic saw wave-based waveforms!
( ß ß) Creating saw waveforms from sine waves!
( ß ß) It was ^C all along!
( ß ß) The backspace key!
( ß ß) Tildes~!
( ß ß) Wave dashes`!
( ß ß) Being good at computer games!
( ß ß) Being bad at computer games, but shamelessly enjoying them anyway!
( ß ß) wittgenstein wittgenstein lol
( ß ß) Trinkets!
( ß ß) Making a sad clown laugh!
( ß ß) Laughing at stupid posts like >>701! Jeez, it doesn't even make sense and is only slightly related in an abstract, academic manner!
( ß ß) Looking down on people stupider than you!
( ß ß) Japanese onomatopoeia!
( ß ß) Asking someone out and having them accept!!
( ß ß) Delicious tea!
( ß ß) Delicious cake! You must eat it!
( ß ß) Delicious lies!
( ß ß) Music!
( ß ß) GeneralMIDIÌHandCrap
( ß ß) My old computer's MIDI synthesizer!
( ß ß) MIDI Soundfonts that use SNES sounds!
( ß ß) XJ[gäÌ·¢Ch³ñÉÍâÎÉ©ÈíÈ¢!
( ß ß) Such an adorable song, the title alone makes me HHHNNNGGGGG!
( ß ß) Catgirls!
( ß ß) Akiba-Pop! Whatever the fuck that is, MOSAIC.WAV insists that we both love and need it. Who am I to disagree with the experts?
( ß ß) MOSAIC.WAV!
( ß ß) Relaxing ambient music by C418!
( ß ß) Using Tribbler for my torrents and ditching Transmission!
( ß ß) Solitude is the only true happiness!
( ß ß) Solitude is the best city!
( ß ß) 奶¬IÆº!
( ß ß) Frilly dresses!
( ß ß) Fluttering Ribbons!
( ß ß) Deep squats and oats?
( ß ß) Franchises that rip-off My Little Pony. This country has at least two.
( ß ß) Being taught how to change guitar stings!
( ß ß) Well-calibrated CRT and taking advantage of their ridiculously low input lag to make you look better at danmaku than you actually are!
( ß ß) bideo james
( ß ß) Losing oneself in a virtual world of wikipedia articles about amino acids and carcinogens!
( ß ß) Warm oat porridge on a cool spring morning!
( ß ß) >>731
( ß ß) Also M-Theory and charge-parity violation!
( ß ß) Dragon Rider by ziki_7
( ß ß) Getting pwnd by Google in a good way: http://g.co/maps/hvtqj
( ß ß) Scandinavians talking about silly things!
( ß ß) Scandinavians
( ß ß) Penis serenades!
( ß ß) Getting high on sleep deprivation!
( ß ß) Meeting an old friend!
( ß ß) I'm not a kid any more!
( ß ß) Dreaming about owning frilly white panties!
( ß ß) Galactic Dance-off mode in Kinect Star Wars.
( ß ß) New books!
( ß ß) I'm gonna read myself to death!
( ß ß) Having connected the entire world with TRAINS.
( ß ß) The rich are getting richer!
( ß ß) Little baby lambs!
( ß ß) Making more progress than expected on a huge daunting assignment!
( ß ß) Ale!
( ß ß) Pipe smoking!
( ß ß) Also I am still reading myself to death?
( ß ß) playing a game that I hadn't played in years and remembered as mediocre, and finding it a lot more awesome than I recalled!
( ß ß) Using a fresh new computer.
( ß ß) Enjoying yourself so much you forget to feed yourself!
( ß ß) Mind blowing endings to awesome computer games!
( ß ß) I'm looking at you, Half Life 2!
( ß ß) Just being happy!
( ß ß) Music!
( ß ß) Giving things away to people who genuinely appreciate them!
( ß ß) Playing minecraft for hours on end with no work to worry about!
( ß ß) Being unable to think of anything to post in the Post Unhappy Things thread!
( ß ß) Watching tool assisted speed runs!
( ß ß) Watching tool assisted speed runs of games that are so badly designed, that using save states and slowing down time would be the only way to win!
( ß ß) Solitude!
( ß ß) The cheerful feline faces on Cat Planet!
( ß ß) Cat Planet! Cat Planet!!!!!
( ˃ ˂) Eating a biscuit and rubbing my nipples!
( ˃ ˂) Erotic fantasies with DQN-kun!
( ß ß) Short working days!
Sleeping in till three every day!
( ß ß) This cheerful face! I become so happy whenever I see it!
( ß ß) Being in love!
( ß ß) Being in a big pile of mittens!
( ß ß) My cat, sleeping and snoring on my arms!
( ß ß) Having a hot cup of tea after a long bath!
( ß ß) Talking with my girlfriend!
( ß ß) I did nothing today and still got paid!
( ß ß) Going home from college tomorrow!
( ß ß) Place names ending in -y as a substitute for certain Latinate -ia endings!
( ß ß) Magical girl anime!
( ß ß) Pancakes!
( ß ß) Cute girls!
( ß ß) Meeting a nice girl who likes Megaman AND math! Also she might see this. Hello!!!
( ß ß) Starcraft!
( ß ß) Re-discovering a favourite picture of Olivia Lane
( ß ß) Sunny days!
( ß ß) Well-seeded torrents!
( ß ß) Staying at home!
( ß ß) Fancy tea!
( ß ß) Asian food markets!
( ß ß) I can fly!
( ß ß) ©×I Ë«²¯éÙÇÉºð£èã°ÄII
( ß ß) Finally feeling well enough to go back to college!
( ß ß) Chocolate!
( ß ß) Really fluffy!
( ß ß) Browsing for new images of my darling waifu!
( ß ß) Pixel art!
( ß ß) Quesadilla's!
( ß ß) The IPA fonts for Japanese actually have extremely good Latin glyphs.
( ß ß) Really nice weather!
( ß ß) Reading through the archives and realising that DQN is a lot better than it used to be!
( ß ß) Lynching niggers!
( ß ß) Reading and listening to history takes my mind off my loneliness and severe fucking depression!
( ß ß) Becoming Andrew for ten minutes is totally great!
( ß ß) Smoking a fat joint!
( ß ß) Intercepting the UPS guy at the front door, just as he's about to write me a Sorry You Weren't Home card!
( ß ß) Finally having the resources to afford good cosplay!
( ß ß) Utterly ridiculous sounding captchas! Woyzzness!
( ß ß) Exotic visitors!
( ß -ß) ...exotic diseases.
Getting money to fix my bow.
( ß ß) Getting wasted with friends and watching My Little Pony!
( ß ß) There's a kitten in the Bruce Lee / Chuck Norris fight scene!
( ß ß) Well-compiled fanmixes!
( ß ß) Well-compiled, small, efficient, and statically-linked binaries!
( ß ß) Post-exam relief!
( ß ß) Meeting my friend!
( ß ß) Sunny weather after a week of almost continuous rain!
( ß ß) My sister randomly got me a doughnut! Normally she is a bad person!
Do perhaps reside in North-Eastern America?
No; Northern England. Good to know I'm not the only one suffering from bad weather and unpleasant sisters, though.
( ß ß) Computer programming!
( ß ß) Living near two dokyuns!
( ß ß) Living near three dokyuns!
( ß ß) Apparently, most of the population of DQN lives in Northern England!
( ß ß) Also, we're all called Andrew!
( ß ß) Perhaps we're actually the same person and we have multiple personality disorder!
( ß ß) ...
( ß ß) This isn't a very happy post!
( ß ß) An entire upper-floor filled with close friends at the local coffee shop.
( ß ß) Every night!
( ß ß) Smooth jazz!
( ß ß) Newcastle Brown Ale!
( ß ß) Oh god I love her so much I think my chest might burst!
( ß ß) Knowing a dokyun has found love!
( ß ß) Being another dokyun in love!
( ß ß) Being in love with a dokyun!
( ß -ß) Not really.
( ß ß) ...but one can hope!
( ß ß) Actually being in love with a VIPPER!
( ß ß) And being loved back!
( ß ß)
( ß ß)Being in love with a VIPPER!
( ß ß)They have no idea I'm on DQN!
( ß ß)This is actually really depressing!
( ß ß) Using google-fu to find that old computer game you played when you were a kid!
( ß ß) Loading up your VM to get ready to install and play it!
( ß -ß) Realizing that it sucks and that you just played it because you didn't have many games.
( ß ß) Possibly loving >>833!?
( ß -ß) ... Fuck, I can't recognize writing styles worth a damn.
( ß ß) Playing DOTA 2 with other dokyuns instead of doing homework!
( ß -ß) The possibilities of you recognizing me are nigh impossible. There's no way you would know I use DQN...
( ß ß) ...but stalking is fun!
( ß ß) Finger-painting for a college-level course!
( ß ß) >>836 Stalking is fun!
( ß -ß) ... until you realize that it really just distances you from the person you like.
( ß ß)½¾¢¯I
( ß ß) Huge terraforming projects in Minecraft!
( ß ß) Sunshine! Yay, sunshine!
( ß ß) I made him cum!
( ß -ß) ... sorry, I just realized how strange that sounded.
( ˃ D˂) GIRL NAMES ENDING IN /ɑ/!
( ß -ß) c except Mima, Konngara, Rika, Meira, Marisa, Kana, Yuuka, Sara, Rumia, Sakuya, Remilia, Lyrica, Lunasa, Layla, Suika, Mystia, Kaguya, Shizuha, Hina, Kogasa, Yoshika and Seiga.
( ˃ D˂) BAD FAITH!
( ß ß) Posting in the wrong thread!
( ß ß) Butterflies!
( ß ß) Butterflies in your stomach!
( ß ß) Butterflies conjured by your magic!
( ß ß) A mass of butterflies tearing open your abdomen from the inside!
( ß ß) Because of butterflies in your stomach!
( ß ß) I didn't mean literal butterflies, you dolt!
( ß ß) They wouldn't be able to tear it open anyway because they have no claws! Go humanity!!
( ß ß) Stomach acid!
( ß ß) I can't tell if Channel4 full of gays or women.
( ß ß) Being happy about both!
( ß -ß) However I've been kind of lonely and feeling melancholy about it of late. It was only recently that this began after reading a romantic story.
( ß -ß) There's a small..ache, for lack of a better word, in my rib cage when I got about my day, walking through town, buying things I need, or just wandering for pleasure, and there is no one I can hold the hand of and talk to while I do these things.
( ß -ß) But more than that, it's not just that I have no one, it's that no one has me, either. Which frankly feels worse than the first part.
( ß -ß) There's no where I can go to meet women, especially ones I would be interested in, or ones that would be interested in me.
( ß -ß) I think that this is the worst part. Knowing that there isn't any one whom is interested in me. It's something that I feel as if I both want, and need.
( ß -ß) I long for someone who longs for me. Whom is actually interested in what my thoughts and wishes to read them like she would read to book.
( ß -ß) I long for someone who when she is not with me thinks to herself "Ugh, I miss him. I really wish I could be holding his hand right now."
( ß -ß) I have friends. But we are only just past the superficial level. I long for someone who is real with me, and to me.
( ß -ß) I want to be wanted.
(._. ) I'm really sorry 4-ch. I've taken a big shit on a fun thread. But I haven't told anyone about this at all. And I felt as though if I were to keep it inside it would be bad for my health. Again, I'm sorry.
( ß -ß) Hey >>843-san. I don't know you, but keep this in mind: Making your boyfriend cum is nice, and should make you happy I guess. But your true happiness lies in holding his heart in your hands, while he holds your heart, in his. That's what your should strive for, if you aren't there already.
( ß ß) This thread is all gays! Why shouldn't we be happy?
( ß ß) Poorly written internet stories!
( ß ß) Making out with my best friend...
( ß ß) ...and staying friends!
( ß ß) Never kissed anyone and in mid-30s!
( ß ß) I kissed a girl once!
( ß -ß) It wasn't that great. Stick with 2D.
( ß ß) Making a game! All those years reading K&R, SICP and OpenGL documentation are finally paying off! The art and the sounds are probably going to be terrible, but I don't really mind that.
( ß -ß) I know exactly how that feels, >>854.
( ß -ß) All I can do is dare to hope for things to get better, and dare to ( ß ß).
( ß ß) >>854 That's very much what I strive for!
( ß ß) It's just always nice to know I can satisfy someone!
( ß ß) Barbecues!
( ß ß)Breaking the chain!
( ß ß)Also, my captcha is JIZZ!!!!
( ß ß) Daisy chain bracelets!
( ß ß) Noticing a cool girl checking you out!
( ß ß) Delicious brown girls!
( ß ß) Girls made of chocolate!
( ß ß) Helpful friends!
( ß ß) A shiny Pokemon!
( ß ß) Fantasizing about the planet's demise and the end of all suffering while very planet-demisey, suffering-alleviating music is playing loudly in the background!
( ß -ß) Exploding the planet would only be a short-term solution. If we are the result of natural physical processes they will repeat and life will form again. If we are the result of a divine being he will only create life again. Either way others will come to suffer again in time.
( ß ß) Posting in the wrong thread again!
( ß ß) Eating egg noodles outside on a sunny day!
>If we are the result of a divine being he will only create life again.
I'm reminded of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8hd3IjhVo
( ß -ß) I guess that wasn't really Happy Thread material, though.
( ß -ß) so...
( ß ß) Discovering obscure old games that are actually pretty cool!
( ß ß) Good posts in the Rei's Diner!
( ß -ß) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ß ß) With a loving girlfriend!
( ß -ß) Being a clingy, desperate and lonely person.
( ß ß) With a loving boyfriend!
( ß -ß) Being a misanthropic, distant person who has never felt lonely.
( ß ß) With a loving waifu!
( ß ß) Beating your previous high score!
( ß ß) Beating your wife!
( ß ß) Beating Cho's highscore
( ß ß) Being alone!
( ß ß) Posts that are funny!
( ß ß) I can post happy things on DQN
( ß ß) Successful tests!
( ß ß) She said yes!
( ß ß) Getting a chance to retake your failed exams and succeed
( ß ß) Also dicks in my sassy butt
( ß ß) Internet is back! I missed you, DQN!
( ß ß) New posts on boards that aren't DQN! (do it more, people)
( ß ß) Good music!
( ß ß) Calling people from Niger "Nigers"!
( ß ß) A bonfire by the beach!
( ß ß) A cat butting its head against your hand!
( ß ß) A free shirt!
( ß ß) Birthdays!
( ß ß) Lots of seeds on a torrent!
( ß ß) Having more tomatoes than you know what to do with!
( ß ß) That reminds me of that episode of Hidamari Sketch where they have more tomatoes than they know what to do with!
( ß ß) Hidamari Sketch is wonderful!
( ß ß) Finally being hungry!
( ß ß) My nutbladder is in perfect working order!
( ß ß) I have no particular obligations to do anything until Wednesday!
( ß ß) The feel of fresh air across my scalp after shaving my head!
( ß ß) My friends approve of crossdressing!
( ß ß) How soft my legs feel after a good shave!
( ß ß) 23gb of Touhou music!
( ß ß) Fried gas station chicken!
( ß ß) Home-cooked chicken, which tastes better than that from fried gas stations!
( ß ß) Getting a good nature for a Pokemon starter!
( ß ß) Exciting novels!
( ß ß) My favorite idol's new single!
( ß ß) Music containing obscure stringed instruments!
( ß ß) bagpipes!
( ß ß) Wonderful weather accompanied by wonderful clouds!
( ß ß) Blessed rain for this parched, overheated land of mine!
( ß ß) A convenience-store slushy crushed-ice drink on a warm humid day!
( ß ß) Coming home to a nice, cold shower!
( ß ß) Coming home to a nice, hot shower!
( ß ß) Coming home to a nice, tepid shower!
( ß ß) Coming home out of a chilly rain shower and opening the door to be greeted with a burst of warm air and the smell of fresh homemade lasagna!
( ß ß) Building beautiful things in Minecraft!
( ß ß) Corrupting the innocent and pure online!
( ß ß) Today was a great day! Just have to wake up...
( ß ß) Dreaming about a lover who is far away!
( ß ß) Beating the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ˃ ˂) Being the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ß ß) Being in love with the final boss of a notoriously difficult video game!
( ˃ ˂) Being the final boss of the Internet!
( ß ß) Classy piano music!
( ß ß) Being in love with the Internet!
( ß ß) Catching up on vocab homework before midnight!
( ß ß) The smell of dried semen!
( ß ß) Japanese photo blogs!
( ß ß) Sleep! Happy dreams!
( ß ß) Nostalgic music!
( ß ß) Anime involving cute girls doing cute things!
( ˃ ˂) Freshly baked chocolate-filled croissants, eaten while the chocolate filling is still warm and gooey!
( ß ß) Getting a message!
( ß ß) Sex!
( ß ß) 4chan gone forever!
( ß ß) 4channers spreading all around the internet!
( E-E) Wait, that's not a happy thing.
( ß ß) 4channers having to leave their comfort zone!
( ß ß) Finding an image of my darling waifu in a wedding dress!
( ß ß) Fancy cocktails!
( ß ß) A fancy piece of tail on my cock!
( ß ß) Wonderful things are going to happen tomorrow!
( ß ß) Wonderful things are going to happen to >>961 tomorrow!
( ß ß) Finishing a bunch of work!
( ß ß) I'm finally done moving, just in time!
( ß ß) Friday night is crossdressing night!
( ß ß) I will take >>965's suggestion to heart at tonight's video game party hosted by my university!
( ß ß) Frilly dresses!
( ß ß) A paycheck!
( ß ß) Sex on opiatessssssssssssss.
( ß ß) Weekends!
( ß ß) Time to crawl into bed with my waifu.
( ß ß) Captcha is fagition - hilarious~!
( ß ß) Noticing my lack of oats before shops close for the weekend!
( ß ß) Getting a full nine hours of sleep!
( ß ß) Tea and DQN while sitting out in a chair watching the sunrise.
( ß ß) WINNING!
( ß ß) http://www.rainymood.com/ gives at least the illusion of cool air outside!
( ß ß) Waking up without feeling entirely too warm for the first time this week!
( ß ß) Taking anti-depressants and not losing my sex drive!
Wow, that's almost as awesome as taking Ritalin as an adult and not developing tinfoil hat syndrome at the first irregularity in one's medication schedule. I had to practically train my sex drive back up from zero when I started on my antidepressants.
( ß ß) Using "sex drive training" as an excuse for watching porn all afternoon every day!
( ß ß) One world, one life, one chance, one reason!
( ß ß) All under one sky, unchanging, one season!
( ˃ ˂) If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear,
( ˃ ˂) If you've something to hide, you shouldn't even be here
( ˃ ˂) You've had your chance, now we've got the mandate,
( ˃ ˂) If you've changed your mind, I'm afraid it's too late!
( ß ß) We're concerned, you're a threat
( ß ß) You're not integral to the project
( ß ß) Sterile. Immaculate. Rational ...
( ˃ ˂) Perfect.
( ß ß) We're shameless!
( ß ß) We will do anything to get our fifteen minutes of fame!
( ß ß) We have no integrity!
( ß ß) We're ready to roll!
( ß ß) To attain celebrity,
( ß ß) We'll do anything at all!
( ß ß) In short ...
( ˃ ˂) Pet Shop Boys song lyrics!
( ß ß) Not needing human companionship!
( ß ß) A fellow Pet Shop Boys fan, and a musical I had never heard of before!
( ß ß) Finding the tactile orange plastic bumpy CD case for Very by the Pet Shop Boys!
( ß ß) Yuru Yuri Season 2
( ß ß) My captcha is yosh!
( ß ß) Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita
( ß ß) Gardening!
( ß ß) A[ËI
( ß ß) First edition Siddhartha buried away in my library!
( ß ß) Fixing my sleeping schedule!
( ß ß) Meadows full of wildflowers!
( ß ß) The imminent 999GET!