[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 02:23 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh I would walk five hundred miles
( ´ω`) But that would make me too damn tired

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 06:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Old chairs to mend, Old chairs to mend
( ´ω`) I never would cry old chairs to mend
( ´ω`) If I'd as much some as I could spend
( ´ω`) I never would cry old chairs to mend

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 13:15 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh I wish I was in Dixie
( ´ω`) Hooray! Hooray!

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 17:05 [No]

( ・-・) SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 17:41 [No]

( ´ω`) Dixie Land's where
( ´ω`) I'll make my stand,
( ´ω`) I'll 400get in Dixie...

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6072 16:40 [No]

( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) That is what I said.

( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) I like traffic lights
( ´ω`) But not when they are red.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6072 19:15 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before you all started singing in this thread?

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 01:45 [No]

( ´ω`) It's a livin' thing
( ´ω`) It's a terrible thing to lose
( ´ω`) It's a given thing
( ´ω`) What a terrible thing to lose.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6074 16:49 [No]

(・∀・) Huh?

( ´ω`) I said give me some more booze!

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 20:17 [No]

(・∀・) I'm too young to buy booze!

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6075 23:18 [No]

( ´ω`) If I was invisible
( ´ω`) Then I could just watch you in your room
( ´ω`) If I was invincible
( ´ω`) I'd make you mine tonight

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 01:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Gonna be yo drain tonight
( ´ω`) Gonna be yo drain tonight

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6076 20:36 [No]

(・∀・) ew.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6077 01:04 [No]

(　･ิω･ิ) Seriously, Dad. You crossed a line there.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6077 22:53 [No]

( ´ω`) You won't last a week if you don't release.

( ´ω`) DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6096 00:51 [No]

(・∀・) I'm not pooping in your mouth!

(・∀・) Again!

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 22:18 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like being a gay in the military?

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6102 23:31 [No]

( ´ω`) Bill Clinton told you not to ask. He told me not to tell.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 17:11 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was it like with Clinton as the President?

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6117 17:38 [No]

( ´ω`) It was a laff a minute, Bobby.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 09:15 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is Mississippi ready for this day!?

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6118 16:10 [No]

( ´ω`) BOBBEH

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6146 08:37 [No]

(・∀・) Hey, Gran-paw, go git yer rifle and let's raise sim' hell on the Cumberland Gap!

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6147 13:39 [No]

( ´ω`) YEAH SUH! The Jukes, Kallikacks and Snopes won't know what hit 'em!

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 07:27 [No]

(・∀・) JOHNNEH

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6148 20:18 [No]

∑:3 KITTEH

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6149 21:12 [No]

( ・-・) This is what happens when you don't take your goddamn pills.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6151 19:23 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is the USA a great country, or the GREATEST country?

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6153 02:13 [No]

（ ´≖ω≖`）SOVIET POWER SUPREME

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6186 14:30 [No]

( ´ω`) The USA is the most successful country, and for that reason alone is despised all around the world.

( ´ω`) Bunch of jealous little babies, the rest of the world is.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6194 02:28 [No]

(・∀・) And did you come to their defense in those dark days, Grandpa?

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 04:59 [No]

( ´ω`) No.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 08:57 [No]

(#‵)3′)▂▂▂▃▄▅～～～ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

( ・-・) How do you like my vuvuzela playing, gramps?

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 18:43 [No]

( ´ω`) Didn’t hear a goddam thing you said, boy; you’ll have to speak up. I’ll have you know I spent decades on the flight lines tightening nuts on the engines with my teeth, right up till they invented this thing called a “wrench”!

( ´ω`) Couldn’t hear that trumpet thingum either, but judging from the vibrations, you’ll need to tune it. Let me at er. I used to jam with Louis Armstrong back in the day. God rest his merry negro soul.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 18:47 [No]

( ・-・) I didn’t say you could--!

( ´ω`)▂▂▂▃▄▅・-・) oh shit.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 17:52 [No]

　　　　　　-boonk-
( ´ω`)▂▂▂▃▄▅PWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ======( ・-・) FUCK FUCK FUCK

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 17:54 [No]

( ´ω`)∩ ....

( ´ω`)∩　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　splat!

( ´ω`) Hee hee hee!

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 19:57 [No]

( ・-#) I'll get you for that, you, you...

( x-x)

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 20:22 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, be a good boy and chop his head off and bury him in pig flesh before he comes back to life, will you?

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 07:03 [No]

(・∀・) I CAN'T HEAR A GODDAM THING YOU SAID, GRANDPA!

(・∀・) SOMEONE CRASHED INTO MY EARS I THINK THEY'RE BLEEDING

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 08:28 [No]

( ´ω`) Two birds, one stone.

(・∀・) WHA?

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 12:50 [No]

( x-・) Is it safe yet?

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 13:53 [No]

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439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 15:56 [No]

(°∀°) OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 21:48 [No]

(・∀・) COOL! Kamen Parrot Runner is my hero

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 23:12 [No]

( ◕ω◕) Junior! Bring me my pills!

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 23:18 [No]

(・∀・) WHAT?

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6205 14:49 [No]

( ・-・) Hey, hey Junior. Let's take some of Grandpa's pills. I heard they'll get you super-high.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6205 21:37 [No]

(・∀・) QUIT MUMBLING I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 21:49 [No]

( ´ω`) ZZZzzzzzzz

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 21:54 [No]

( ・-・) Okay, he's asleep. Get the pills, junior.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6207 13:53 [No]

(◕∀◕) WHAT THE FUCK

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6207 20:50 [No]

( ◕-◕) We can't stop here, this is Darkpa country!

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 01:31 [No]

(◕∀◕) I CAN SEE A THOUSAND WORLDS!

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 00:52 [No]

（ ◔ω◔） zzzz wat?

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 21:06 [No]

(・∀・) Anyways.... Grandpa, what was life like before we spoke english?

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6210 23:00 [No]

( ◔-◕) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 03:11 [No]

( ´ω`) We used to speak Japanese. It was a lot like talking in beeps.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 11:28 [No]

( ・-・) I used to talk Finnish but everybody was like "Sounds like Japanese man"

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Feels bad man.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 12:22 [No]

(・∀・) Whatever, Bjerk.

( ´ω`) Heh heh heh!

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6212 19:58 [No]

( ・-・) I'm not Icelandic, you butt.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6212 22:09 [No]

(・∀・) smjör og öl á Eyjafjallajökli, Bjerk? Meiri ost á brauðið, Bjerk? Hvað segirðu, Bjerk? Ekki Íslenskur?

458 Name: ( ﾟｰﾟ) : 1993-09-6213 05:28 [No]

( ﾟｰﾟ) You guys are funny.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6213 11:38 [No]

(・∀・) Bork bork bork? I cant understand you finny.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 19:34 [No]

( ・-・) ....
(・∀・) ....
( ・-・) I tol-
(・∀・) BORK! BORK! BORK!
( ´ω`) hehehehehe

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6214 19:40 [No]

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462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6216 19:15 [No]

( ◕ω◕) ....
( ◕-◕) ....

(・∀・) Come on guys, what do you see? Can I have some of that?

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 14:38 [No]

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　丶◡◡◡◡◡o◡◡◡◡◡◡◡◡◡ノ
　　　　　　8
　　( ´ﾟωﾟ`) ... Good thing all this never actually happened.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 19:36 [No]

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（　( ´ﾟωﾟ`) ... Good thing all this never actually happened. )
　丶◡◡◡◡◡o◡◡◡◡◡◡◡◡◡ノ
　　　　　　8
　　( ´ﾟωﾟ`) ... Good thing we can retconn entire threads

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6218 22:03 [No]

　　　人　　　　　
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　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and this thread has become much too silly.
　（つ　　つ　　　
　｜｜　|　　　　　
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466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 01:58 [No]

( ´ω`) I thought we broke through that barrier around Thread 2.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 02:19 [No]

(◕∀◕) space ...
(◕∀◕) the final frontier ...
(◕∀◕) these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise ...
(◕∀◕) its continuing mission
(◕∀◕) to explore strange new worlds
(◕∀◕) to seek out new life and new civilizations
(◕∀◕) to boldly go where no man has gone before!
(◕∀◕) DAAAA DAH DAH DAHHH DA DA DAHHH!

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6219 14:26 [No]

( ・-・) Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>403 and >>404) in two different places?

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 02:20 [No]

(・∀・) It's all in your mind.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 12:56 [No]

(・∀・) Bjerk.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 17:32 [No]

( ´ω`) hehehehehe

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6220 18:00 [No]

　, .
( ´ω`) cough cough cough

(・∀・) gramps?

( ´ω`) ...

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6222 00:19 [No]

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　|~￣￣|　　　　＜　 It's been a long while since I've donned this garb....
　　　　|____†__| ♀　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 08:03 [No]

( ・-・) I'm a deist, organized religion aint my thing gramps. Vamoose!

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 08:14 [No]

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476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 01:21 [No]

(・∀・) Then can I be Loki?

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 01:46 [No]

( ´ω`) Not with that wimpy attitude.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 16:33 [No]

(・`∀´・) I'M GONNA BE LOKI WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6225 05:54 [No]

( ´ω`) That's closer. Keep working on that, Danny.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 14:24 [No]

( ・-・) I'm gonna be Ra

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 15:20 [No]

(・∀・) Who is the FUN god? The A-NUMBER-ONE god? RA! RA! RA!

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 17:38 [No]

( ・-・) ....Things sure got quiet there

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 18:44 [No]

(・∀・) Yo mamma sure got quiet in here!

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 18:52 [No]

(・∀・) Bjerk!

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 19:56 [No]

⊙◡⊚ AIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 21:05 [No]

(・∀・) Now Grandpa, aint you glad you jined the cavalry?

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 04:10 [No]

( ´ω`) I never jined anyone in my life, you slanderous whelp!

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 15:37 [No]

( ・-・) I've jined.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 18:57 [No]

(・∀・) Yo mamma jined.

(・∀・) Bjerk.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 19:08 [No]

( ´ω`) hehehehe

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 18:47 [No]

( ・-・) Hey, Juniors grampa, what's with the laughing?

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 02:05 [No]

( ´ω`) You've got poo on your face. Heheheheheh!

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 02:08 [No]

(#・-・) The hell I do!

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 21:22 [No]

(・∀・) Wipe your face off after going to the toilet.

(・∀・) Bjerk.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 23:48 [No]