[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7599 03:54

( ´ω`) We were covered by a molten scum of rocks, bobbing on the surface like rats.
( ´ω`) Later, when there was less heat, the mountains moved in to surround the land masses.
( ´ω`) They didn't know then that life, as we know it, was already taking over.

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7620 17:41

(・∀・)

(・∀・) Go on...

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7620 21:57

( ´ω`) After a nation becomes prosperous it becomes increasingly liberal with regard to sexual morality and as a result loses it cohesion, its impetus and its purpose. The process is irreversible:

( ´ω`) The whole of human history does not contain a single instance of a group becoming civilized unless it has been absolutely monogamous, nor is there any example of a group retaining its culture after it has adopted less rigorous customs.

( ´ω`) You smell, Timmy. Go take a shower.

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7620 22:01

(・∀・) And then, entropy increased.

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7620 23:10

(・∀・) I'm not taking no shower, you moldy old poobag!

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7630 15:40

( ´ω`) Guess I'll have to kill you then. Stay right there while I get my gun.

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7635 03:12

(・∀・) Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fthagn!

908 Name: /|\(;,;)/|\ : 1993-09-7635 03:13

/|\(;,;)/|\ Who summons me?

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 02:47

(・∀・) He did it!

( ´ω`) Who did who in the what now?

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 03:07

　　 ∧＿∧
　　（　´ω`） I thought you'd be taller.
　　（　　　　）
　　｜ ｜　|
　　（_＿）＿）　　/|\(;,;)/|\

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 07:44

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　 （　´ω`）　　　　　　　 /|\(;,;)/|\　　I am
　　　　　　　　 　（　　　　） 　　　　　　 （　　　　）　
　　　　　　　　　 ｜ ｜　|　 　 　　　　　｜ ｜　|　
　　　　　　　 　　（＿_）＿）　　　　　　　（＿（＿）　

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7638 22:44

　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　 （　´ω`）　　　　　　　 /|\(;,;)/|\　　What's happening?
　　　　　　　　 　（　　　　） 　　　　　　 （　　　　）　
　　　　　　　　　 ｜ ｜　|　 　 　　　　　｜ ｜　|　
　　　　　　　 　　（＿_）＿）　　　　　　　（＿（＿）　

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 04:06


　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　 （　´ω`）　　　　　　　 /|\(;,;)/|\　　WHARRRGARBL
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　　　　　　　　　 ｜ ｜　|　 　 　　　　　｜ ｜　|　
　　　　　　　 　　（＿_）＿）　　　　　　　（＿（＿）　

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7639 20:19

dicks

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 01:43

( ・ωﾒ) Hay guys I just got back from my Halliburton contract and wa HOLY FUCKHAMMER OF GOD what is going on in this thread?

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 17:22

（　´ω`）

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7858 17:31

( ´ω`) I see you got wounded, >>915. I got hit by a Mojibake myself a few years back. Before the surgical reconstruction, I looked like

( ﾂｴﾏ荏) This! Could be worse, though. A friend of mine was closer to the blast radius than I was.

( ・ゑｽｴ・剰刻) He looks like this now.

( 繝ｻ繧托ｽｽ・ｴ繝ｻ蜑ｰ蛻ｻ) Oh, hi Grandpa! Nice makeup, were you at the ``Preview post'' concert as well?

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7874 16:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, are there many machines on Ix?

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7876 01:40

( ´ω`) Yup.

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7880 22:39

( ´ω`) Mostly refurbished HP laptops. Nothing really amazing there.

( ´ω`) Not as good as the ones on Richese.

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7882 16:35

( ´ω`) Also, you have to kill Beady Atriedes.

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7882 23:58

　　　　　|＼
　　　　　|　 |,
　　　　　|　 |　・　　　
　　　　　|＿|: ,　ミ　　
　　　　　||　　　,・　； Hot Diggety!
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　（　・∀・ |_つ ｀　：
　（　　　　）　||・　彡
　 |　　|　 |・: |￣|,　｀・,：
　（＿__）__）　|　 |、, .　,
　　　　　・,　 |　/＿∩∩＿
　　　　 　⊂（＿＿（ ・-・）⊃　

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8450 21:54

( ´ω`) Well done, Timmy!

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 22:32

Now pose with Grampa and Gramma for a mimeograph!

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 l＼ ／l
　　　　　　　　　　,〃￣" ､ 　 　 ,〃￣ " ､
　　　　　 　 　 　 ｌ　 ´ω` :　 　 ｌ　 ´ω` :.
　　　　　 　 　 　 ｌ Ｕ　 　 ;ﾞ⊃-､/ , 　 　 ;ﾞ　
　　　　　 　 　 　 /()ヽ　 ﾉ ・∀・} '､　　 ﾉ　
　　　　　　 　 　 （___,;;）Ｕ `u-u" 　Ｕ´Ｕ　

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 23:01

(・∀・) Kill me.

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 11:38

( ´ω`) You're already dead, sonny. This is Hell.

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 12:08

(・∀・) B-but I lived a good life! Why did I go to Hell?

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 00:06

( ´ω`) Everyone in your family goes to Hell. It's genetic.

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 00:07

( ´ω`) While you're down here, you should check out the burning lake of Clonepas.

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 14:42

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　　　　（（⌒ 　
　　　(⌒(（⌒)）　　））　,
　　（⌒（　⌒ ）　⌒　）
　 　（　(（ ⌒ ））　）　　　　　
　　（( ・ω・)　⌒）） 　　　
　　从ﾉ.::;;火;;;从;; 从））ﾞ　Hi Junior! Our names are Clonepa!!
　从::;;;;;ﾉ( ・ω・) 　）;;从;;;;;从　　　　　　　
从;;;;;::人 ；ﾉ;从;;;;;从( ・ω・)人￣|

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 18:03

(・∀・) Cool! You can see their skin melting off and everything!

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8473 19:13

( ´ω`) I remember when I first visited Hell. Or maybe it was Helsinki. Either way, fantastic pickled fish.

933 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8474 11:50

(・∀・) Eww, pickled fish? Gross! Grandpa, Hell sucks, can we go back to the Overworld already?

934 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8474 21:15

( ´ω`) That's not the way Hell works, Timmy.

( ´ω`) Eat your damned pickled fish already.

935 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8474 21:22

(・∀・) Aww man, can't you just retcon us out of Hell? Say it was all a dream, or something.

936 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8474 22:40

( ´ω`) Not until you eat your pickled fish, Bobby.

937 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8475 00:21

(・∀・) Whoops, I accidentally dropped my pickled fish into the burning lake of Clonepas! Guess I can't eat it now. Too bad.

938 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8475 01:16

( ´ω`) Aaaaaaand here comes the waitress with another plate full. Enjoy!

939 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8475 02:19

(・∀・) dammit!

940 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8476 17:45

(・ )-・) munch munch munch

(・∀・) Hey, it's not that bad once they stop wriggling.

941 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8476 19:53

(・∀・) And the picked fish were nice, too!

942 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8479 17:01

(・∀・) Can we go home now?

943 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8479 18:02

( ´ω`) You have to actually eat them, kiddo.

944 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8480 13:48

(・∀・) Not if I can retcon us out of Hell first!

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　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　　
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　　　∧＿∧
　　 （　・∀・）　　　　　Gosh, I had such a vivid nightmare that I was in Hell!
　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_　　Thank goodness it was all just a dream.
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

945 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8480 19:33

( ´ω`) Get out of bed and finish your Clonepas before they get too burnt.

946 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8480 21:20

(・∀・) Gee willikers, fried Clonepas for breakfast! My favourite!

947 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8480 23:54

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　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　　
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　　　∧＿∧
　　 （　・∀・）　　　　　Aw, fuck. Still in Hell.
　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_　　
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

948 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8481 00:20

　　　∧＿∧
　　 （　・∀・）　　　　　And now my futon's burning. Great.
　 从|　⊃／(从;;;_人　
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

949 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8481 01:18

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) We've been in Hell this whole thread, Bobby. There is no escape.

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8481 06:52

(・∀・) If this is Hell, shouldn't Beady Eyes be here somewhere?

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8481 23:52

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) He probably is. Hell's a big place, Petey.

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8482 11:34

( ・-・) Nah, I got sent to Superhell, which is a few miles under normal Hell.

( ・-・) I'm just here visiting because Supersatan said he had a headache from dealing with me and that I could go to Hell.

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8482 11:46

　　　∧＿∧
　　 （　・∀・）　　　　　At least we're not in Superhell.
　 从|　⊃／(从;;;_人　
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　～～～～～○～～～～～～～～
　　　　　　　　。
　　　从　　　ﾟ　　
　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_从_　　
／＜_/＿从人人／
从￣从￣￣人￣

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8482 17:01

(・∀・) Hey Beady, do you want some free pickled fish?

955 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8482 17:10

( ・-・) I'll get back to you on that in about 45 posts. Ish.

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8482 18:31

(・∀・) Is it true that Hitler and Stalin are in Superhell?

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8482 18:47

( ・-・) Stalin is. Hitler's only good enough for regular Hell, that pussy.

958 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8482 19:41

( ´ω`) Oh, didn't you hear? Hitler repented in his last moments and went to Heaven.

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8483 01:59

(　･ิω･ิ) Help me, father. I cheat on my girlfriend constantly.

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8483 13:52

( ´ω`) You're already in Hell, kiddo. It's a bit late for that now.

961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8483 17:28

　　　○
＿　　　。　o It's not actually that bad down here.
┻┓∬　｡　　_,,..,,,,_ 　
　|||。o 　　　/ ,ﾟ 3　`ヽｰっ　
(￣￣o)￣￣￣￣○￣)
.i￣○￣￣○￣oﾟ￣０i
（＿oノ＿O＿ﾟ＿Oo＿）

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8483 18:27

( ´ω`) Beats Jahannam, I guess.

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8483 19:28

(・∀・) Cleveland too!

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8484 12:05

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before our eternal damnation?

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8484 17:55

( ´ω`) We used to sin like it was going out of fashion, Junior.

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8484 18:01

( ´ω`) Oh, the sins we commited!

( ´ω`) We earned this, Junior, we truly did!

( ´ω`) Good times...

967 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8484 20:50

( ´ω`) And when the hourglass has run out, the hourglass of temporality, when the noise of secular life has grown silent and its restless or ineffectual activism has come to an end, when everything around you is still, as it is in eternity, then eternity asks you and every individual in these millions and millions about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not.

968 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8484 21:02

( ・-・) Nah.

969 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8485 00:55

( ´ω`) I can't believe nobody ever realised that the entire published works of Kierkegaard were just a Markov chain I fed with emo poetry and the word "despair" a thousand times.

970 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8485 01:48

(・∀・) Don't forget all the messing about with things man was not meant to know when you were perfecting the Clonepa process!

971 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8485 11:57

( ´ω`) That was no "messing about". Living in Camden was not the accident it sounds like.

972 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8485 17:00

(・∀・) Grandpa, this thread's nearly over! Will we finally be free from Hell once we reach >>999?

973 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8485 18:47

( ´ω`) What part of ETERNAL PUNISHMENT isn't sinkin in, Twibbly?

974 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8485 19:34

(・∀・) MY NAME IS NOT

(・∀・) .....

(・∀・) Where the fuck did you dig "Twibbly" up from?

975 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8485 23:45

( ´ω`) You remember Twibbly. He's the grandson that I like.

976 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8486 01:48

(・∀・) You're making that up.

977 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8486 04:47

( ´ω`) He died during childbirth.

( ´ω`) Best grandson ever.

978 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8486 14:31

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you mean to say you don't like me, your most loyal and loving grandson? Why not? What did I do wrong?

979 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8486 21:45

( ´ω`) You ask too many questions when you should be minding your own business and dudging those spoobnumbies like a good little child.

( ´ω`) And now we're in Hell forever, and it's all your fault.

( ´ω`) Way to go, beakface.

980 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8486 22:06

(・∀・) Excuse me, I think you'll find the word "beakface" is highly culturally insensitive. The term you're looking for is "proboscidatically gifted".

981 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8487 00:57

( ´ω`) Nothing about you is "gifted", Flobbly.

982 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8487 11:42

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you considered the possibility that your inability to admit your true unconditional grandpaternal love for me is a sublimation of some emotional trauma from your past which you have yet to come to terms with?

983 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8487 15:51

( ´ω`) Rejected. I simply don't have any grandpaternal love for you. I used it all up on Twibbly.

( ´ω`) Now if you'd dudged those fucking spoobnumbies like you were supposed to, things might be different.

984 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8487 19:10

(・∀・) Ah, I see. Just as I thought. Unresolved childhood castration anxiety manifesting as a severe repressed Oedipus complex.

985 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8488 00:40

( ´ω`) Ooooo, somebody read a Psych 101 book instead of doing his chores.

986 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8488 11:30

( ・-・) Jesus, aren't you going to smack the shit out of him already?

987 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8488 14:57

( ´ω`) Nah, thread's over soon. Besides, the little taterhead never learns anyway.

988 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8488 15:23

(・∀・) Grandpa, what'll happen when this thread ends?

989 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8489 00:02

( ´ω`) Some fuckle will start another one. They never let me rest. NEVER!!!

( ´ω`) ...so tired...

990 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8489 00:20

(・∀・) But there's already a perfectly good part XIV over here! http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420936676/

991 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8489 02:25

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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