[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 06:47 [No]

(#・-・) ...

(#・-・)

(#・-・) They dressed you up in a kilt?

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 15:45 [No]

( ´ω`) You've still got poop on your face.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 19:03 [No]

(#・-・)

(#・∪・)

(∩・_・)
　`=='

(　・-・) Yummy!

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 02:39 [No]

(・∀・) Hey grampa, how was the navy back when you weren't a fossil?

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 17:34 [No]

　（　　　 ∧＿∧　　　　)
　（　　　<^д^*>ヽ　　　)
　（　　 ∧∧⌒(,/　三　 )
　（　と(ω`とノ､(,ノ) 　ノ　
　　丶◡◡◡◡◡o◡◡◡◡◡ノ
　　　　　　8
　　( ´ω`) er....

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 17:50 [No]

( ´ω`) b

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 21:55 [No]

　　　　　∧∧
　　　　　(´ω` )}} !!!
　　　　/　つつ∧∧
　{{～（　　(　 (*ﾟーﾟ)
　　　　Ｕ´Ｕ> >ヽヽ　

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 22:36 [No]

(・∀・) Hey, Gramps is making the Sign of the Two-Backed Aardvark with Shii!

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 19:21 [No]

　　　 ∧＿∧　
　 ∧（*ﾟーﾟ）　　　　　∧∧
　（´⊂ 　　　⊃ 　　　(´ω` )}} !!!　　　　∧＿∧　
　（　つ　ノノ　　　　/　つつ∧∧　　　　(´ω`)ヽ　
　｜（_＿）＿）　{{～（　　(　 (*ﾟーﾟ) 　∧∧⌒(,/　　三　
　（_＿）＿）　　　　Ｕ´Ｕ> >ヽヽ　と(ーﾟとノ､(,ノ) no, 'tis the sign of the apocalypse, junor

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6245 19:43 [No]

(O∀O) !...

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 14:29 [No]

(・-・) I... didn't need, or want, to see that

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 21:09 [No]

(・ω・) Wimp.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 21:29 [No]

(・∀・) HAY CLONEPA!

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 23:56 [No]

　　　 ∧＿∧　
　 ∧（*・ω・）　　　　　∧∧
　（・⊂ 　　　⊃ 　　　(・ω・ )}} !!!　　　　∧＿∧　 'sup, Junior?
　（　つ　ノノ　　　　/　つつ∧∧　　　　(・ω・　)ヽ　
　｜（_＿）＿）　{{～（　　(　 (*・ω・) 　∧∧⌒(,/　　三　
　（_＿）＿）　　　　Ｕ´Ｕ> >ヽヽ　と(ω・とノ､(,ノ)

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 14:39 [No]

( ´ω`) Be careful junior, this is where they gitcha

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 16:19 [No]

( ・ω・) You gave away the surprise!

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 18:25 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, when did time stop being linear?

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 18:59 [No]

( ・ω・) Tomorrow did.

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 22:31 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, when did time stop being linear?

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 15:47 [No]

( ´ω`) It happened up there.

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 17:22 [No]

( ´ω`) I already told you, Junior!

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 18:46 [No]

( ´ω`) In the FUTURE!

( ´ω`) wooooOOOOoooooo

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 19:13 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, when did time stop being linear?

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 19:46 [No]

( ´ω`) >>r will tell you.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 21:31 [No]

( ´ω`) When the Time Wars ended and the Continuing Time began.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 22:10 [No]

( ⊙∀⊚) Linear being stop time did when, Grandpa?

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 23:44 [No]

[´ɯ`] Halt. I am robopa. I have been sent from the future to fix this time anomaly you have created.

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 00:05 [No]

( ⊚ω-) ...

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 00:33 [No]

http://tessathe[remove]slut.com/?id=azn0vqxpoc2y8n6iqo77i03qnp5uev

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 02:15 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I thought you couldn’t use brackets in domain names?

[´ɯ`] I am not your grandparent.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 03:26 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are the reptoids and greys always at war with each other?

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 11:53 [No]

[´ɯ`] To win the war.

[´ɯ`] I am not your grandparent.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 18:08 [No]

(・∀・) You suck.

　　　　　Your behavior is unacceptable. Beep boop.
ｶﾞｯ　　　 /￣￣\　 ∩
　　　　　[ 　´ ɯ`]彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))∀・) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 23:32 [No]

( ´ω`) What a time saver!

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 04:11 [No]

(・∀・) Your robot said "Beep boop" instead of beeping.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6268 02:00 [No]

[´ɯ`] nuruboop

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6269 01:33 [No]

ｶﾞｯ　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩
　　　　　（　・∀・)彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))ɯ`] < ow beep sorry ow beep ow beep ow beep

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6269 03:12 [No]

( ´ω`) You break it, you bought it, Timmy!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 22:19 [No]

　　　　　Crush. Kill. Destroy. Beep boop.
ｶﾞｯ　　　 /￣￣\　 ∩
　　　　　[ 　´ ɯ`]彡☆
　　　　　　⊂彡☆))ω`) < ow sorry ow ow ow ow

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6278 23:13 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, you are so going back to Kmart!

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6279 02:59 [No]

[´ɯ`] That is not a satisfactory result!

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 03:18 [No]

(・∀・) It's okay robopa, he just doesn't like the sweet chiptunes that come out your ass

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 14:20 [No]

( ´ω`) it's all the same beep boops to me.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6283 07:36 [No]

( ´ω`) In oh so many ways.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6283 10:48 [No]

ีี(" ・ิ_・ิ)っ-๎ You should just smelt the piece of junk.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6283 13:27 [No]

[´ɯ`]っ-๎ Junior, do you wish look like an intellectual too?

(・∀・)っ-๎ Wow, you're the coolest!

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6295 14:27 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, can you help me with my history homework?

( ´ω`) Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin Ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place. Well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side and I cried, cried, cried.

( ´ω`) The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion, get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet. Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade. O my Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.

( ´ω`) Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?...and the wind cried back.

(・∀・) Thank you.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 14:27 [No]

(・∀・) Curse you, Grandpa! I got an F in Womyn's Studies because of that!

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 03:39 [No]

( ´ω`) You'd have gotten an F anyway, you little queer.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:11 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, my latest Japanese homework came back marked "自演乙". What does that mean?

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6316 20:30 [No]

( ´ω`) You know I can't read Chinese, boy.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:23 [No]

(・∀・) Well, then, can you help me calculate the contour integral of a Bessel function?

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 06:00 [No]

( ´ω`) I can tell ya, but when they pop a rifle in your hands and leave you in the jungle to kill some guys ya never met, you'll have to know how to do it for yourself.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:49 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, the only thing you've ever killed was your own kidney!

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 04:17 [No]

( ´ω`) Bit 'a kilt it real good, ma buoy.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 07:17 [No]

( ・-・) Not for lack of trying back in World War Cirrhosis.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6329 03:06 [No]

( ´ω`) Big words for someone who's never wept nor dashed a thousand kim.

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6329 19:02 [No]

Grandpa, are you a hikikomori?

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6329 21:18 [No]

( ´ω`) W-wha?! Who said that?!

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 01:05 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why did DQN die?

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 02:48 [No]

( ´ω`) DQN isn't dead, it just smells funny.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6330 19:03 [No]

(・∀・) Dad must be around here somewhere, then.

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 01:30 [No]

Can I have the Clonepa recipe?

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 05:05 [No]

( ´ω`) Dammit, this hearing aid is picking up NPR again.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 01:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Now my gold tooth is picking up Fox News at the same time! My head hurts like hell listening to all this at the same time! I should go take some medicine now.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 03:28 [No]

( ・-・) ahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHA AH HA HA HA HA!

( ・-・) er

( ・-・) i mean

( ・-・) they're right here.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 04:26 [No]

( ´ω`) Last time one of you nutters gave me my pills I began seeing fractal unicorns.
( ´ω`) Not to say I didn't enjoy the experience, mind. But I have diabetes, not Chronic Tolkien Sydrome.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 05:49 [No]

( ・-・) TAKE YOUR GODDAMN PILLS FROM ME YOU OLD FART

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 19:46 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, can I have the Clonepa recipe? That one ghost doesn't have a head or hands and can't use the recipe anyway.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6332 20:24 [No]

( ´ω`) No. The Clonepa recipe is an ancient Chinese secret, and not for the beak-faced likes of you, boy.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 03:49 [No]

( ・-・) HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS ME IN DISGUISE? AAAAIGH!

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 03:49 [No]

( ´ω`) I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 04:01 [No]

(・-・ ) If he took his pills, he never would have found out.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 08:08 [No]

( ´ω`) beat 3 eggs, add 2 tablespoons olive or safflower oil, and 1 teaspoon vinegar.

( ´ω`) apply mixture to clonepa and cover with plastic wrap. wait half an hour and then shampoo well.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 20:28 [No]

Grandpa, why are you such a fag?

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 23:40 [No]

( ´ω`) I'm really getting tired of NPR's blatant liberal bias.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 23:54 [No]

This is CNN, not NPR. Also, you're a fag.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 00:06 [No]

( ´ω`) I'm not inclined to argue with invisible people, good sir.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 01:36 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do people from that place have to come ruin our fun?

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 03:19 [No]

( ´ω`) Be quiet Johnny, the adults are speaking.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 02:23 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that you used to be the Cheech Wizard?

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 04:17 [No]

( ´ω`) Your primitive mind couldn't accept da truth.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 16:36 [No]

( ・-・) How long did it take you to google up that quote?

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 22:11 [No]

Grandpa is afraid of losing an argument with us invisibles.

Yeah, he's just a scaredy-cat like the rest of you guys.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 23:11 [No]

( ´ω`) I'll be in the den, watching TV and cracking racist jokes about invisipeople.

( ´ω`) This is no different from what I do every day.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 23:26 [No]

Anonymous does not forgive, grandpa

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 23:45 [No]

( ´ω`) Yo mama so invisible even Bill Clinton won't look at her

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 23:53 [No]

( ´ω`) Yo mama so ethereal, the Theory of Special Relativity is a better description of yo existence

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6336 23:54 [No]

( ´ω`) Yo mama so hard to see she ugly

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6337 02:11 [No]

( ´ω`) And vice versa.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 21:51 [No]

( ´ω`) I live... again.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 17:19 [No]

( ・-・) Just die already.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 03:24 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like after you died and before you lived again?

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 03:29 [No]

( ´ω`) It was like NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS, THAT'S WHAT.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 03:31 [No]

( ´ω`) That is, ask again when you've had "the talk".

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 04:34 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's "the talk"?

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 15:26 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 21:05 [No]

(・∀・) Are you cold? Does Grampy want his blankie?

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 22:58 [No]

( ´ω`) No thanks, I'll just change the subject again.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 23:35 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how are skittles made?

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