[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 05:12 [No]

( ´ω`) Well, shit on me and put it on Youtube! If that don't beat all!

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 05:55 [No]

( ・-・) 700ge- oh you fucking fuckface fuckass fuckknuckle

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 15:32 [No]

( ´ω`) Back in my day, we didn't have pants.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 21:58 [No]

(・∀・) How did you keep your goolies warm?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 22:59 [No]

( ´ω`) Strap a mated pair of marmosets to 'em. Keeps 'em nice and cozy.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:17 [No]

(・∀・) Won't they bite?

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 21:22 [No]

( ´ω`) The marmosets or the goolies?

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:45 [No]

(・∀・) uh... both?

709 Name: Grandpa : 1993-09-6831 19:04 [No]

( ´ω`) This thread is still about Grandpa.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 19:09 [No]

( ´ω`) Remember a time when you didn't have to wait over 1000 days to fill out a Grandpa thread?
( ´ω`) Remember when you had a steady source of borderline racist sayings from a harmless old codger without needing to resort to theme threads that grasp at straws?
( ´ω`) Remember when you could ask any question in the safety of an ancestral abode with the knowledge that no matter what you asked, you would be judged?

( ´ω`) Grandpa remembers. Or at least he would, if he weren't ambiguously afflicted by Alzheimer disease.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 19:11 [No]

( ・-・) The joke is that he's old.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:14 [No]

Is this a roleplaying thing?

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:27 [No]

( ´ω`) I remember listening to the Rollplayer EP. Now that's what I'd call music!
( ´ω`) If I weren't deaf.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:29 [No]

okay so ITT

one person pretends to be a man with an anime face (the grandpa)
and one person pretends to be a boy with an upside A for a face (the fuck?), his son

and you guys have been doing this
for multiple threads
for over 700 posts

what the fuck

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:31 [No]

(・∀・) We're through the looking glass here, folks.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:37 [No]

( ´ω`) I'm so hungry...
( ´ω`) Damn my no good son. He said he'd bring food.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:40 [No]

( ´ω`) I think I'm hearing those disembodied voices again. Fetch me my pills, Junior.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:46 [No]

(・∀・) I spent your pill money on booze and reefer, gramps. Looks like you'll have to just deal with it.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:47 [No]

>deal with it

ITT it is Something Awful [meta] [ITT] [goons]

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:53 [No]

( ´ω`) Something Awful, huh?
( ´ω`) I remember when they paid you to post!

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 20:57 [No]

( ´ω`) No pills hm? I guess I could always just huff the fumes from my fliver again.

722 Name: Stupid Newbie : 1993-09-6831 21:14 [No]

( ´ω`) oh noes we are being /jp/-invaded :ohdear:

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 22:40 [No]

( ・-・) There was no invasion. It was all me. I derailed the entire board.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 05:52 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how long has it been since anyone bumped your thread?

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 06:05 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) The War of 1812 technically ended in a stalemate.

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 10:06 [No]

(・∀・) But you know this because you majored in history, right?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 12:10 [No]

( ´ω`) Everyone who anticipated a "no, I wuz THERE, kid" response, please raise your hands.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6896 16:07 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) The white rhinoceros can drink up to eighty liters of water daily.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6912 17:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Now I have to pee.

( ´ω`) But I'm so comfortable that I don't want to leave my chair.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6913 14:49 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I still have an Apple 2!
(´ﾟωﾟ`) Don't worry son, I only use it as a fishtank.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 18:30 [No]

＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝
　　　┃　　　　　　┃　　　　　　
　　　┃　　　　　　┃
　　/ハ　　　　　/ハ
　　ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ　　　ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　 ( 　´ω`）　 ( ´・∀・） Grandpa, what the fuck is going on?
　｛　 U　Ul　　｛　 U　Ul
　ヾ.,____,ノ　　ヾ.,____,ノ

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 21:36 [No]

＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝∴∴＝＝＝＝
　　　┃　　　　　　┃　　　　　　
　　　┃　　　　　　┃
　　/ハ　　　　　/ハ
　　ﾍ⌒∴ﾌ　　　ﾍ∵ヽ∴
　 ( 　∴ω`）　 ( ´・∀∵） Gr∵ndpa, ∵h∴t th∵ fuck∴is tanasinn?
　｛　 U　∴l　　｛　 U∵Ul
　 ∴.,____,ノ　　ヾ.∴∴___,∵

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 07:09 [No]

( ´ω`) And that's why you should wash your hands every time you go to the bathroom, Danny.

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 04:21 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, you forgot my name again.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6923 07:18 [No]

( ´ω`) Now let's not be silly, Donald. I would never forget the name of my favorite grandson.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 00:14 [No]

( ´ω`) You are Rupert, aren't you?

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6924 01:56 [No]

(・∀・) Not even close, you drooling insomniac.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6925 21:35 [No]

( ´ω`) PAT BOONE! That's it, you're Pat Boone.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 14:45 [No]

(・∀・) .....

(・∀・) Who the fat flying Philedelphia FUCK is Pat Boone?

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6927 14:55 [No]

　 ∧__∧　∩　< Watch your fucking language, you fartsucking asspiddler!
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・) ow SORRY ow ow ow ow

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 21:38 [No]

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) So one day I --

( ´ω`) SHHH!!!

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) ...goddammit.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6934 18:16 [No]

(・∀・) Why are all these outdated characters popping up again?

(・∀・) Natumi, you're old and busted. Fuck off back to The Learning Channel with all your freakshow cousins.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6935 13:22 [No]

(。・・) Clearly, someone's been trawling through tanasinn.info.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 04:50 [No]

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) Me & Darkpa, we had a good thing going back then.

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) Where'd that catfish-faced dilettante end up, anyway?

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 12:28 [No]

ハ´）　　　ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) Probably raiding someone's refrigerator.

（｀ハ´）　ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) ...

（｀ハ´）　ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) He's standing behind me isn't he?

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 02:57 [No]

sup?
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) 　　　（｀ハ´ ）...

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) 　　　（｀ハ´ ）

ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) 　　　（｀ハ´ ） Your services are no longer required.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 03:50 [No]

( ´ω`) I remember the last time I got fired. Jimmy Carter was president, and America had just started a new colony at the base of Mons Olympus on Mars. I was dressed in my spiffiest trousers and a stained wifebeater, and had just finished unraveling today's free-range mitten harvest for the Hellmouth Fertility Festival that was to take place later in the week.

( ´ω`) The sacrificial virgin winked at me, and sensing my opportunity, I swept her off her feet and bent her over the unraveling table. I'll tell you what, she yowled and snarled like two cats in a domestic dispute.

( ´ω`) When the Hellmouth rejected her no-longer-virgin flesh, great hungry beasts were unleashed to roam the earth, and when she named me as the Horrid Defiler (tm), my manager fired me on the spot, just before he was eaten by a shambling monstrosity made of yarn and blood and hate.

( ´ω`) One little mistake...

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 03:59 [No]

(・∀・) words words words

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 05:45 [No]

（｀ハ´） I do not care that I am playing into the stereotype for Sinitic criminal masterminds.

（｀ハ´） The Fu Manchu is to be respected, or at least feared.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 07:55 [No]

( ´ω`) By respected, I'm sure you mean laughed at.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6942 22:23 [No]

(　･ิm･ิ) When it comes to facial hair, everyone knows the Ghengis is where it's at.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 04:46 [No]

( ´ω`) zzzzZzzzZZzzzzzzzz

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6955 07:21 [No]

(ہۧ ٮ ہۧ) I don't know what I'm doing

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 03:34 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the Grandpa thread went completely shitsplat?

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6980 13:39 [No]

( ´ω`) I remember seeing Rob Zombie's "Werewolves of the S.S."

( ´ω`) Nicholas Cage made a great Fu Manchu.

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 04:19 [No]

( ´ω`) Holly Hunter delivered a masterful and nuanced performance as the Personification of Rome's Inevitable Decline.

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6982 18:58 [No]

( ´ω`) Also, don't say "shitsplat". It's not polite.

( ´ω`) The word you're looking for is "fuckslops."

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 15:19 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before you destroyed civilization with all those C4 Clonepas?

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 15:55 [No]

(´ω`)
(ω`　)
(`　　)
( 　　 )
(　　・)
(　・ω )
( ・ω・)

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7023 19:06 [No]

(・∀・) Yeek!

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7024 04:05 [No]

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) It's terminal!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7082 23:18 [No]

( ´ω`) You're terminal.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7097 21:12 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, where are we from?

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 00:26 [No]

( ´ω`) Rumor has it the stork brought us

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 03:22 [No]

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) It's Gnome-virtual-terminal!
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7098 13:07 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why isn't it socially acceptable to be a lolicon?

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 00:44 [No]

( ´ω`) Because babyfuckers are deviant little shits who should have been strangled at birth, Davey.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7099 03:26 [No]

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Actually it's because that would impede gun rights in the long run.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 13:53 [No]

( ´ω`) Isn't there a Burger King meal waiting for you somewhere, Dr. Fartpants?

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 13:57 [No]

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) And isn't there a grave waiting for you?
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 14:56 [No]

( ´ω`) Oh, come on. You say that to all your patients.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:03 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the industrial revolution?

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:13 [No]

( ´ω`) Red in tooth and claw, Junior. Just a non-stop blood tornado everywhere.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:23 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what will life be like after we're dead?

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:29 [No]

( ´ω`) Don't know, don't care, Danny.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 15:51 [No]

(・∀・) But what if there's an afterlife, with cute loli angels, and frilly dresses, and tea parties, and - and -

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 16:15 [No]

( ´ω`) That sounds horrible, Bobby.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 20:20 [No]

　　　 _,,)　　　
　　 / ⌒⌒ヽ　　　　　　
　　//ゞ＼☆　
　　lﾉ||・∀・ﾉ|　You're just bitter because you can't pull off the frilly dress look!
　ﾉﾉ/。,__y,lヽ　　　
　　 l_丿___],/　　　
　　　/_|｡__| 　

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 06:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Your mother wanted a girl so badly, but she ended up with you.

( ´ω`) Missed it by that much.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 13:48 [No]

　　　 _,,)　　　
　　 / ⌒⌒ヽ　　　　　　
　　//ゞ＼☆　
　　lﾉ||・∀・ﾉ|　Yep, definitely just bitter.
　ﾉﾉ/。,__y,lヽ　　　
　　 l_丿___],/　　　
　　　/_|｡__| 　

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 19:43 [No]

( ´ω`) You keep telling yourself that, Jodie.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 21:28 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the Permian-Triassic extinction event?

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 23:22 [No]

( ´ω`) Finding a parking place was next to impossible, Julie.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7229 23:55 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does my name change every five seconds?

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 08:21 [No]

( ´ω`) What do you mean, Melouine?

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:26 [No]

(・∀・) You did it again. Looks like I will have to send you to a sanitarium because you are either schizophrenic or have Alzheimer's disease.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:55 [No]

( ´ω`) Dammit Cassandra, show some respect for your elders! I do not have schizophrenia, or...

( ´ω`) Wait, what was the other thing you accused me of having?

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 23:58 [No]

　 ∧__∧　∩ 　☆
　（,,´ω`)彡　☆ 　☆
　　⊂彡☆))∀・)☆　 ☆ 　☆　
　　　　　　　　 ☆ 　　　　

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 00:48 [No]

　 ∧__∧　∩ ☆　　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆　☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))A-)☆　　　
　　☆ 　　　 ☆ 　　　　

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 00:55 [No]

( ´ω`) You still thinking of sending me to the Santa aquarium?

(‐A‐)

( ´ω`) What's the matter, cat got your tongue?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 05:01 [No]

(・∀・) Dammit, Grandpa! My name is -

(・∀・)

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) You guys used to call me Junior all the time.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 05:11 [No]

　 ∧__∧　∩　< Don't talk back!
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・)

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 16:42 [No]

( ´ω`) That'll show you, Little Marie Sassmouth!

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 23:02 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa-chan, hidoi desu～!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 00:20 [No]

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))∀・)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))A~)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))A-)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))A-)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))A-)

　 ∧__∧　∩　
　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　
　　⊂彡☆))Ax)

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 00:39 [No]

( xAx)

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 00:42 [No]

( ・-・) Wow. He went down like a chump.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 13:37 [No]

( ´ω`) He'll be back.

( ´ω`) That little nightmare always comes back.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 16:49 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! Tell me a story!

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 20:50 [No]

( ´ω`) Later, Timmy. I'm plum tuckered out from beating you to death a moment ago.

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