Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

and woke up among the ruins of

the infernal dread lord nalthanlok's smoldering throne

hispa kek

, as it was commonly known by. He

shakily stood up and walked over to

The gentle breeze and the futility of existence

suddenly came upon him, causing his mind

to achieve a higher state of incredible

gay arousal. His identity was revealed as

Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

in rainbow lettering, flashing over the screen.

He let his red leather jacket drop

revealing that, in fact, he was naked

except for stiletto heels. With a smirk,

he unveiled his cough syrup suppositories and

decided to take a walk to the

DQN board, where this thread belonged. But

querés bajar y nos fajamos boludo? Querés bajar y nos fajamos? Porque ya me artaste tarado, YA ME ARTASTE ESTÚPIDO, QUÉRES BAJAR Y NOS FAJAMOS? Entonces terminala hermano, terminala, terminá de bardearme, ME ESTAS BARDEANDO DESDE HOY LOCO, ME ESTAS BARDEANDO DESDE HOY ESTÚPIDO, ESTÚPIDO! TERMINALA, terminala!

" resounded through the countryside, disrupting his walk

and assaulting his senses. An angry Argentinian

gently assaulted Dante's hairy navel, forcing him

to messily orgasm all over his stilettos.

I don't want to write a story 7 words at a time because people will count my words and pass judgement on me if there are too many of them, therefore I refuse to participate.

" complained a tremendous faggot. Who was subsequently

scrutinized for wordcount and judged. Meanwhile, Dante

was basking in the navel orgasm afterglow

, he realized that an angry dwarf had

stolen his precious stilettos. Furious, he decided

on the uncontrovertedly flat shape of Earth,

and went for tea. So, to

relieve himself of this newly found furiousness,

he consumed huge amounts of tea and

said out loud, "now this is epic"

as he urinated on a Fortnite dancer.

So relieving and refreshing was this sequence,

that Dante immediately achieved total inner peace

and became enlightened. He ascended into the

pentadimensional realm, where he met the maker:

Squeeks, who looked down on Dante with

a glee in his eye that could

only mean trouble. "My name is Squeeks

the Squirrel, an illustrious red-eyed albino,"

said Frederico, only pretending to be

Squeeks, who was on vacation in Hell.

He did an interpretive dance to indicate

there was a large pile of fecal

matter located on top of his head

and elevated himself to the status of

"First S-JIS character to be President of

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea". That

status finally allowed Squeaks to rule the

small corner of shit sewer he likes.

A strange man then approached Squeaks and

spelled his name correctly, causing the heavens

to smell what the rock was cooking

, which happened to be made of squirrels.

A common delicacy of the time, enjoyed

by the highest of french nobility, who

are highly homosexual, being french. The french

are very proud of their squirrel meat

because they are homosexuals, who eat squirrels.

From the shadows came five komodo dragons

who didn't enjoy eating squirrels as much

because they aren't homosexuals, who are french.

However, they are big cocaine enthusiasts. The

komodo dragons snorted cocaine and began to