The Socialist People's Republic of Uranus. This
banana is getting out of control, spraying
lemon juice over Sonic's brand new dress.
Sonic and Colin Mochrie form an alliance
to discover what was hidden under Obama's
Chaos Emeralds. Obama chuckled as he watched
the banana action reaching new, previously unseen
tier of sexually charged violence. Obama foresaw
his own death by snu snu, so he decided to
commit heroism via suicide by lewd banana
transformation. Obanana moaned blissfully as Colin peeled
his soft, yellow skin. Colin then said:
"Black, orange, and now yellow. Presidential colors!"
Direction and screenplay by Lars von Trier
, who was subsequently tried and executed for
appealing to the wrong fetishists, pissing-off others
, such as: foot fetishists, cuckolds, furries etc.
Feeling betrayed, they organize The Society for
Pissed-off Fetishists, a terrorist organization notorious for
getting not only pissed off, but pissed on.
That was eight words, my bad.
Such were the dangers of this organization.
Their most recent act involved the kidnapping
of Squeeks's personal cum gremlin. Gremlin activists
suddenly swarmed the streets, denouncing the crime
of cumming in and around but never
inside women, not helping Japan's birth rates.
Realizing this problem, Abe swirled with rage.
Please help me!This is act of terrorism in Japan!
Japan is famous for sloppy management of electromagnetic wave.
Japanese society Has become serious thing behind the scenes.
Electromagnetic wave is secret globally.
But some of Japanese capitalists abusing it that secret.
They slander Japan and Japanese people and other country(America and others), and attack and threaten civilian,suggest that murder,Threaten to kill,using electromagnetic wave all of them.
They are haughty terrorist with state power.
I know that they are so crazy. Because I have spent with them every day by policy.
They talk to me with communication all day and all year around!
They say
「Drop dead!」「I kill you」
「Kxxl Amexxcan army」
「Kxxl policemen」
「Kxxl child by running over」
「His Majesty the Emxxxor is here!(Tenxxxheika)」
「I kxxl Shi○zou Abe」「This is Jewish!(Yudayajinda!)」
「We don`t have to take responsibility」
and the others・・・
They tell terrible things to me using some name of authority.
It seems like they are dissatisfied with society.They take it out on me.
They harass me when I living. In defecation and sex and dangerous work and bedtime and the others・・・
I think it`s a limit of a single person and the general public. It is so bad degree.
And they abusing child and animal using avatar(electromagnetic wave).Sometimes use violence on me with avatar.
And they playing pretend of homeless and handicapped person with avatar.
There are many people who don`t know the common sense in Japanese authorities.
They are shame of Japan,but I think that should not forgive their action for society.
Japan can`t take a cooperative attitude In the field of electromagnetic wave use.
Japan need the help of other countries.It is the reality.
Please spread the information.Please help japanese people and avatar.
Thank you for your cooperation. I wanna be free!!!!
Ichirou Matsushita
※Thess aaree Imagmation.I am afraid of Japanese government and Japanese law. I never know what the government will do next
" screamed a crazy retard who immediately died
from forgetting to breathe. Abe decided to
rage war against the south get assassinated
due to his total grammar breakdown offending
every person in history that has ever used
used 4-ch, so about five people total.
Those five people were so offended that
they broke every rule imaginable to exact
lame and petty revenge against the Japanese
animes. Their necromantic ritual to resurrect 4Kids
begins at midnight, with an offering of
Dante's stilletos, which were stolen during the
attack by the Fire Nation, but they
did not foresee that Gimli had defiled
long run-on sentence. As a result,
the fire nation attacked, cornering everyone that
ever used 4-ch. It was too late,
the Amazon rainforest was already on fire.
"Post deleted." isn't seven words, you asshole.
And now for some thing completely different.
That "something" is bumping ancient dead threads.
'tis why we can't have nice things.
>>392
“Three hundred and ninety one: Post Deleted.”
And so, the story resumed its telling.
Unfortunately, we had all forgotten where the
point where we had left was, so
our story began anew: it was a
homoerotic fanfic from the beginning this time.
longed for the taste of his magnificent
all beef chili. The secret ingredient was
the freshest spinach in all the land.
Kirby was just in the process of
harvesting spinach from his pubic garden, when
Captain Jack Sparrow, the legendary pirate, suddenly
burst in, his exposed member flailing wildly
in helicopter fashion. He exclaimed, "Stop blowing
yourself, when you could be blowing me!”
Preoccupied with starting bad threads about China,
"what the actual fuck am i doing?"
So he went outside, taking time to
start a bunch more bad threads first.
"Oh no, my captcha doesn't work!"
Desperate to leave his vile mark on
Adam Curtis' forehead, he proceeded to take
a huge hit from his bong, before
the micropenis withered into fine pinkish dust.
A huge cock killed moot-kun
for posting six words and not seven.
(Maybe five. Is "moot-kun" two words?)
For posting thirteen words, maybe even fourteen
the thread derailed into a flaming trainwreck.
Flaming undead moot-kun intoned, "choo choo, motherfuckers!"
Charge Man was impressed and began to
ejaculate all over moot's gay faggot chin.
The steaming hot train robot jizz was
a calamitous catastrophe of degenerative coomer carnage.
This orgy of destruction would end, however
when anuses were posted on every board.
Such heinous sight would not be tolerated
except by a certain anus connoisseur named
Vladimir Pootin. Vlad was the president of
the Based Proto-Theocracy of Capitalist Prussia
until twoot cummed on all dem boiz
and, insodoing, inadvertently initiated the harbinging of
a global plague to surpass COVID-19, called
the Coomer Virus. Fortunately, the renowned epidemiologist