because they aren't homosexuals, who are french.
However, they are big cocaine enthusiasts. The
komodo dragons snorted cocaine and began to
. "I will not finish eating you if
you tell me how much wood a
black man can haul in his truck."
Of course, there was no correct answer
as it depends on the man himself.
In God's mind, the whole situation was
out of existential bounds, leading to post-modernism
and great industrialization all across the land.
meal, specially prepared for him by his
mother fresh from the gaming oven. Moreover
, the meal was delicious. It had extra
green onion and an egg. This way,
there was no need for extra sauce.
The manufacturers of the Yoshinoya gamer meals
Did not realize that their product
only included six words on the packaging
this made it illegal, ingredients aren't listed.
This prompted an investigation by the International
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to 4-ch a while ago; you know, 4-ch?
Well anyways there was nobody there at all, and I almost fucked right back off.
Then, I looked at the thread at the top of the page, and it had "ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance." written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to 4-ch just to write a story 7 words at a time, fool.
It's only 7 words, SE-VEN WORDS for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some 4-ch, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna post an expired meme." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll type in your captcha if you post on /dqn/ instead.
4-ch should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the song thread can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "How do you pronounce 4-ch?"
Who in the world pronounces 4-ch nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to pronounce 4-ch?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "4-ch"?
Coming from a 4-ch veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, breaking the thread rules.
That's right, breaking the thread rules. This is the vet's way of posting.
Breaking the thread rules means derailing the thread. But on the other hand it's way funnier than following them. This is the key.
And then, it's DQN quality. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with finding VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID.
", was broadcast during the investigation, causing confusion
among the International Yoshinoya Society, who didn't
approve manipulating the world famous Yoshinoya rant
into something that was genuinely funny. Once
the shock of it had passed, they
assembled a team of experts in order
to find the terrorist who did this.
After a three day investigation, the culprit
was revealed to be none other than
Dante from the Devil May Cry Series.
He was condemned to having to eat
Costco's bulk cat food and a little
bit of urethra worms. How horrible! He
proceeded to shovel the cat food, worms
and all, into his mouth. The taste
Was actually rather good, but his stomach
was no urethra, and the worms wanted
to Kanto to Pokémon GO™ to the
toilet, where he shat out the worms
who proceeded to climb into his urethra.
But suddenly he decided to vote Democrat
but the ballot fell down his urethra
so he climbed into his urethra to
retrieve it. Please do not ask how.
Since cock self-vore was Frederico's fetish,
Frederico started to 'feel something about to happen.'
And then something happened. In his pants.
Which was impressive, since he wasn't wearing
His patented cock shaft expander, a novelty
designed to be as realistic as possible
in 80% of all situations. He summoned
the strength of the individual known as
Bartholomew the pussy bender who hated fags.
Bartholomew grabbed the nearest cat and bent
his 7 year old son over his
cat, and gently but thoroughly de-liced them.
He then burned a bundle of sticks
or twigs, also known as a faggot
(a term trademarked by Christopher "moot" Poole)
sacrificing cat and child upon the flames,
pleasing the faggot gods, who in return
elevated Bartholomew to become a gay sage.
Bartholomew then sagely observed, "4-ch is dead."
"tired of this meme", however, unbeknown to
Bartholomew, a challenger approached from Dante's urethra:
Tokiko, god of urethra worms, had awoken.
The final confrontation was about to begin
after another 700 posts. In fact, it
couldn't possibly begin until they reached Namek.
Namek was located in Squeeks' navel, thus
the world was covered in lint, and
unsuitable for sustaining any form of life
making any battles there impossible, moreover, Squeeks
Suddenly something appears out of nowhere, it's
a heinous grammatical mistake. The combatants immediately
paused their duel in order to correct
this affront against the elitist superstructure. They
pulled out their urethra worms and aimed
at the grammatical mistake. A direct hit
cut the capital S down to size.
Which was good, because S eight nine
What the FUCK is that a joke?
Suddenly, Gimli appeared, swinging his maidenly buttocks.
"And my Axe!" he said, his deodorant
reeking across the land, to great disgust
Nazi Hellbeast from Below the Hollow Earth
awakened within the stilettos. This was the
plot twist that Gimli did Nazi coming.
"I've had enough of your jokes" said
a man of somewhat Spanish ancestry, which
contractions count as one or two words?
" screamed the Spaniard, who was actually a
grammarian. Offended, Gimli sprayed him with copious