"Wait, what’s that? We have a video of them dancing at the MetGala last month?!?!?
CLICK THE PLAY BUTTON! I NEED TO SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL MERGER OF TWO HUMANSWANS GENTLY GLIDING OVER THELAKE OF LIFE!
Oh God. Oh Godno. It’s like two overcooked lasagna noodles getting slapped together by the WHITEST chef in Italy. It looks like two cups of Chobani poured out onto a table in the middle of an earthquake. It’s like a HORRIBLE middle school interpretive dance that looks like a joke but is meant completely seriously."