But when could they have met besides the met ball? During Nashville during the filming of ISTL? TS is stalked by paps and fans most of the time. How would they work that out? Maybe they just did a lot of texting, and saucy skyping after the ball, before hooking up over this past week or so.

Is TS Hiddleston's dream girl? Because maybe the nerdy guy in him sees her as the prom queen? I feel like TH's persona is just gone now, and I feel kind of lost and bemused. What about Seneca, Plato, and Shakespeare? What about authenticity? What about some things are sacred, like privacy? We've gone from Oxbridge to Selena Gomez...

And is Harvey Weinstein going to give TH a great script with an awards push like with Cumberbatch and the Imitation Game? Is this circus going to lead Steve McQueen to work with him, like he did with Fassbender in Shame? Huh?