[HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (999)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 08:04 [no]

I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.

  • January 6th

The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on
02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the
palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/
and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.

  • February 5th

"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.

  • March 29th

www.livejournal.com/users/freakygirl/ becomes publically known.
No new pics appear, but the hints solidify and people assume they have
got into contact with the real cracky-chan. The owner of cracky-chan.com
will later denounce this journal as fake, though this might have been a move
to protect her identity, as he also later takes down all of her real pictures
from his website.
Also, later on, another journal, whether fake or real, becomes known:
www.livejournal.com/users/kittycat/

  • April 3rd

cracky-chan's tripcode becomes publically known through shii:
shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=65
It is "sweet" and makes the claim that the original cracky-chan pictures
weren't originally posted by her herself more believable.

  • April 6th, 7th

www.livejournal.com/users/scarecrowmaiden becomes publically known,
many new cracky-chan pics appear on /b/, some nude, some disturbing,
some both. The journal gets deleted by the owner very quickly.

  • June 6th

cracky-chan pics become bannable even on /b/.
Anonymous mods talk of emails from cracky requesting this.

Relevant links:

http://dis.4chan.org/read.php/dis/1105041340/
http://www.world4ch.org/read.php/vip/1105048788/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1106733749
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/

244 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5150 08:05

What, this shit wasn't archived? Oh, fuck it all.

245 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 18:48

lol what

246 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 23:01

this has been aged so much

247 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5151 23:19

>>246
Thank ED.

248 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5153 18:15

>>244
its been archived in many places, such as trendpedia

in any case, the whole cracky-chan ordeal is far from over

is there any one here who has gotten out of touch with whats been going on? and is interested in going back down into the rabbit hole?

249 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 00:54

I never cared.
I don't see the fascination in stalking a girl that wears clown make-up.

250 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5154 03:57

Is it really stalking when you're too afraid of human contact to leave your mom's basement?

251 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5154 07:31

this was a dumb idea, I am sorry.

252 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5155 20:27

All is forgiven.

253 Name: Silvaris : 1993-09-5166 23:00

I'd have liked to talk to her, not stalk her like some of the members of 420 were trying, she seemed, pretty interesting judging from her photos.

254 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:55

>>253
Stalker. REPORTED

255 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:57

crack crack crakkity-chan

256 Name: DaKiNgAdAbLiNg : 1993-09-5172 21:33

i hear cracky is aman

257 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5172 23:00

this thread is ARCHIVE QUALITY

by that i mean stop posting in it

258 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:44

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259 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 21:43

How touching, the guy is down on his knees (orz) and the other is comforting him.

260 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5227 17:24

I thought that if we kept up the harrassment it would be, in the end, pretty funny. Because since when did anonymous have a conscience? It's more or less the mass of the world's sociopaths in a single webserver. There's no reason a flesh-and-blood human being with her own emotional state should be able to stop anonymous from wrecking havoc.

261 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 00:13

You idiots

262 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 00:22

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

263 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 03:13

I love Cracky-chan. There is a hidden/secret room in a map on the 4chan Counter-Strike: Source server with pictures of her on the walls. I like to go in there and hide. Oh god.

264 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5311 04:03

I LOVE OLIVIA FIELDS

265 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5311 04:05

why is this thread not autosaged

266 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5312 23:54

Because if you don't love Cracky-chan, you have AIDS.

267 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5313 01:08

PJ O'Pootertoots

268 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 01:26

We should do this:

  1. Put a video on JewTube addressed to Scientology, containing a Cracky-chan photo montage and claiming that she is the worldwide president of Anonymous but we don't know who she really is. (We can claim that we are Anonymous underlings who were shocked when Scientology revealed the crimes of our leaders.)
  2. Scientology tracks her down and drops her dox all over the tubes.
  3. ???
  4. Scientology is destroyed and we all get handjobs from Cracky-chan.

269 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 05:59

They should. We won't.

270 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 10:52

ANTI-SAGE

271 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 14:27

shut up you idiot

272 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 14:36

Yeah all us idiots should should just shut the fuck up

273 Name: sage : 1993-09-5314 18:51

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274 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 19:14

( E-E) Crackety Jam or whatever the fuck her name is should take her pills.

275 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 19:45

( LƒΦ`) The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.

276 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 20:52

>>273

YOU FAIL IT (it is an attempted sage)

277 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 21:05

>>275

YOU'D BEST BE JOKING NIGGER

278 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 23:23

>>275 Song title
>>44-49 Verse 1
>>205-207 Chorus
>>241,242,258,149 Verse 2
>>131 Last line

Whole song: >>275,44-49,205-207,241,242,258,149,205-207,131

279 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 22:36

>>278

WTF IS THIS??

That is not a song. You can't sing that.

Title: The true cognoscenti are more obsessed with Era.

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>>130 is an idiot

280 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 01:23

I love her so much, oh god I love her so much.

281 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 04:45

We don't really care

282 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 10:19

>>281

We'll we don't care what you don't care about.

283 Name: Srslyguys. Guys. Srsly. : 1993-09-5334 13:15

believeanonbelieve@hotmail.co.uk

I think this is for real, it's the girl from the pictures with her in the forest.

284 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 14:34

We don't really care

285 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 19:21

To be more precise, we don't care at all.

286 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5334 20:23

I care.

287 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 22:06

>>286

Yes, I too.

288 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 18:02

Recorded http://www.myspace.com/buundqn

289 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5338 15:08

hOW DOES THIS RELATE TO cRACKY-cHAN

290 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 16:21

OMEDETOU

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 22:19

i <3 cracky-chan

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 19:49

New pics released today (and over the past week) on you-know-where. Get them while they're hot.

My favorite:
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7754/1209392952033bk7.jpg

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 08:13

o lawd

294 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5682 08:21

is it over so soon?

295 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5683 01:01

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296 Name: Ricardo Lopez!KK2BPQzgwE : 1993-09-5689 07:36

One day... in cosplay, ill-fitting, she will look back upon those days with fond and perhaps even a forelorn memory. Olivia, the internet celebrity. She was, indeed, SOMEBODY. Someone who touched hearts and minds to an extent that could never truly be paid homage with simple human language.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5726 02:04

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298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5772 09:42

>>297
I see you.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5853 13:35

>>296
True that Buck

300 Name: Arooo? : 1993-09-5883 09:47

http://www.myspace.com/erouig

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 12:08

posting in an ancient thread

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 12:19

The secret Cracky website is here: http://195.242.99.71/

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 16:41

>>296
RICARDO!?!?!?!??!
FROM PAGE 63???

304 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-6063 08:29

>>303
IT'S PAGE 65 NOW!!

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 00:17

>>303
Do not sage Cracky threads.
>>304
Do not sage Cracky threads.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 00:31

she's fucking annoying irl

she has a horrible accent

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 11:31

>>306
Do not sage Cracky threads.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 12:20

sage

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 13:50

>>305,307
Do not bump 4chan threads

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 14:02

>>308
Do not sage Cracky threads.
>>309
Do not sage Cracky threads.

311 Name: Printer : 1993-09-6158 16:29

prawn crackers are godly

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 19:37

!thetime

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 02:14

>>312
dont

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 03:59

ƒT‚°‚ιH

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 04:20

>>314
dont

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 07:16

‚o‚h‚d‚d‚m‚w‚e‚r‚w‚o

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 07:24

>>316
dont

318 Name: m♥♥tykins!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-6297 08:47

I don't approve of this.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 08:49

>>318
dont

320 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 10:13

But I do.

321 Name: !VIRGIN/FJM : 1993-09-6297 11:52

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322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:55

>>318
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dont

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:56

>>322
"Don't" has an apostrophe, see?

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 15:45

>>323
dont'

325 Name: m♥♥tykins!VIRGIN/FJM : 1993-09-6297 19:29

okay

326 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 20:42

>>322
I did not even sage, you fucking fag.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 20:49

>>326
I laughed.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 21:08

Seriously guys, stop it.

329 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 21:15

>>322
I did not even sage, you fucking fag.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 04:21

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331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 14:08

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332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 14:10

KING MAXIMILLIAN MEETS NIGGERS DOWNTOWN

333 Name: buck_lancaster!99MsBYnuYc : 1993-09-6331 06:09

This will never end.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 07:54

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335 Name: DELETOR!!tMY0YNWi : 1993-09-6333 23:59

>>333 IT WAS ME BUCK I RAPED THE CH TOWER

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 10:18

what

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 19:35

6 years going on...

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 21:59

>>337 has bumped this splendid THREAD. Thank you very much, >>337.
I'm most honored to see a THREAD bumped by a respectful person as >>337.
I respect >>337 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>337's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>337 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>337 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for bumping this lovely THREAD.

339 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6565 15:41

Does the legacy of Cracky-chan still live on 4chan imageboard?

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 09:12

I've heard that she got addicted to WoW and grew fat. Is this true?

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 12:17

>>340
Oh god that makes her even hotter than before. I hope I find her with folds and folds of fat squeezing through a cheap Tesco office chair that strains to keep her off the trash strewn floor ofour filthy love nest.

She'll ask "bring them, did we?" and I'll only nod, dumbstruck by the beauty before me, and hold out the greasy paper bag.

We will be be joined in ecstasy, me with the crumbs of steak pies falling on my face, as I am slowly but oh-so-willingly crushed to death beneath my true love.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 12:49

I find this extremely arousing >>341

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 13:00

She evolved into "Boxxy" and then disappeared again, >>339

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