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(◕ ◡ ◕) I was afraid you weren't going to come back Rei! Actually I wished down inside you didn't.
(◕ ◡ ◕) In oh so many ways.
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( ^ o^) Oh, thanks Rei, I was begining to wonder when the refill for my double Venti mochofrappachino would arrive!
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( ί ί) Can I get a Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice?
Please?
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( ί -ί) Well, yes.
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( ί -ί) Not particularly. After all, this is a diner. Ordering coffee should be considered commonplace.
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( ί ί) Then I'll have That, whatever that is!
( E-E) This is going to be a short thread.
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(@@ ί -ί@) I just had to go back for seconds...
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( EΦE) I'll take a Rei clone to go
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( E-E) Hey Rei, have you ever had one of those dreams where you keep waking up from a dream?
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i@EΝEjI think it's on the back of her eyelids.
(E-E ) What has science done?
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i@EΝEjIn that case, I'll have the creamed chipped beef on toast and a coffee now.
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So how come you changed your currency to Islam dinar?
>>61 You're living in a dream world, Ms. Rei.
Now fetch me some pie, or you don't get any of these American Dollars for your tip.
Chop Chop, kitchen girl!!
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Hey Marty! Do you actually serve food? I've been waiting for my food from Rei's for like 2 months now...
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(@@@) I'd like to order an open-faced jelly sammich.
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(-]_|) Hello could i get a soda please?
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(@@@) Now I have no mouth and I must drink!
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i@EΝEj hello which of you fine ladies can serve me candied bacon?
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( ί -ί) Sorry, Rei, the kitten called in sick and you've fired everyone else you've hired this fine month of September. Technically, you never hired the kitten if I recall.
( ί ί) I'm just glad the geezer employs me!
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( ί -ί) Mmmm, I dunno, Rei... I know your history.
( ί ί) But I'm naïve and I love mittens! I'll give >>85 some of the candied bacon my kindly employer uses to pay my salary!
( ˃ ˂) Anyways, >>1, listen to me. It's really related to this thread.
I went to Teh Rei's Dinor a while ago; you know, Teh Rei's Dinor? Well anyways, there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those IDIOTS.
You, don't come to Teh Rei's Dinor just because it's 150 yen off, dumbfuck. It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 FUCKING YEN, for crying out loud!
There are even entire families here. Family of four, all out for some Teh Rei's Dinor, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, Grandpa's gonna order the extra-large."
God, I can't bear to watch.
Fuckers, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Teh Rei's Dinor should be a scene of carnage. The tense atmosphere, where two mecha pilots on opposite ends of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality; THAT'S what's great about this place.
Women and children should piss off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the fat bastard next to me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Teh Rei's Dinor veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this: extra sarcasm.
That's right, extra sarcasm. This is the true connoisseur's way of snarking.
Extra sarcasm means more sarcasm than food. But on the other hand, the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And it's delicious. Unbeatable, even.
However, if you order this, there is the danger that you'll be marked by the employees from the next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with the special.
>>92 Old copypasta is ooooold
2/10: lacking in DQN quality, sir.
Well I for one enjoyed it. Obviously uncouth ruffians such as yourself are unable to fully appreciate delicately aged kopipe. If I were you, good sir, I would remove myself this website immediately, as I think you will find 4chan.org more to your taste.
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( ί -ί) Which one of us?