( LΦ`) No more clean cheese!
( LΦ`) Give the man a way of expressing gemotion and put it on my tab!
( LΦ`) And stop the picnic apes!
( LΦ`) About time. To get anything done around here, ya gotta complain until you're blue in the face.
i@EΝEjI'd like to order a dead parrot, please
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i@EΝEj Well then I'd like to try the yellow thing with pointy ears that just walked in.
( LΦ`) Are you a tiny elephant or is that a huge fried shrimp?
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ In actuality, I think that may be an elephant carrying on it's back a flaming Hindenburg. I dub it "The Eleblimp". And I'll take two, with some grey poupon, 'to go'.
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@ | _@@ |@ @dayyyyum dats a fukken hizzity doowop
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Hey, Gangstachu!
Hi! Wuzzup mah ni- what are you doing?
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( EΦE) MMMM!!! Something smells good`‼
( EΦE) Wow! I like magic tricks!
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( EΦE) Can I have a vanilla ice cream cone, please?
( EΦE) Extra sprinkles!
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i @§( EΦE)! i@and they go "ouch"
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( EΦE) I'll take a tablecat, please
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( EΦE) What if it's on the table?
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( EΝE) You can program a Microsoft Surface to act as a menu! I'm sure it'll help you take orders faster, too!
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This restaurant sucks!
( LΦ`) yo mama so transparent, the baby steals candy from her
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(0_0)/ REI!! IS YOUR DINER STILL STANDING!? If it is I would like some Biryani with Naan
i LΝMj I'd like this thread to come back from the dead please.
i LΝMj ... With a side of onion rings.
i LΝMjI would like a hamburger. Nothing special or
interesting. Just a regular, ordinary hamburger. Now.
Rei`❤
( EΝE) Rei! Rei! My captcha is "reipe!" Can I have some Reipe, please? I really want to get Reiped!
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where's that pretty redhead waitress? I wouldn't mind ordering a thing or two from her.
( EΦE) I'll take two scoops of chocolate, Squeeks!
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This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is pittang.
...Rei, get me fifty orders of neutron bombs, and drop 'em off behind the unmarked white trash can three Mondays from now, yeah?
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( ˃ ˂) I want Rei's love.
Also, 666 GET!
( EΦE) That's very interesting! I learned something new today.
Hello madame. I would like a pint of Yakisoba noodles please.
Pittang, pittang, tsurupittang!
Pittang, pittang, Rei has a tsurupittang!
Rei.. Rei.. I want YOU! Right now!
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OrDeR nOoDlEs oF tHreE gEt MeEeEe...
Hello, I am extremely important. I would like a chinaman rump steak, lightly seared for approximately three minutes and served with fried garlic and a class of cranberry juice cut with vodka.
I want a girl to cuddle.
I want a girl to cuddle.
I want a girl to cuddle.
I want a girl to cuddle.
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Teh Rei, please serve your vagina.
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Rei, I would like a reason to live. Lightly marinated.
OH Classical Trained Pianist I would like to suggest
Ever Onward IBM
Hi Rei. Can I just have some ramen? I'm meeting Shinji for a drink in a few minutes. Did you know he wants to open a café just across the street from here? He said he was thinking of The Shinji's Diner.
Gosh, where are my manners? Pretend I threw a socially contracted "please" in there somewhere in close proximity to my meal order. Sorry!
()^3^() So..... AWESOME!!
Rei, can I have a joke where you make up some lame excuse for not having the thing someone requested?
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( EΦE) I want a million pancakes!
( EΦE) Oh! and some orange juice, please`.
COME ON PEOPLE NOW
SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER
EVERYBODY GET TOGETHER
TRY TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOOOOOW
( EΦE) Freshen your cup hun?
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oh. guess I'll check out shinji's then.
( E-E) Pardon me. I'd like to order a board-wide thread derailment, please. With the works.