( L_TM) >>497 No.
( L_TM) ¿ı pǝsıɹǝ ɯıןʞ, ɯɐʎ ı ɥɐʌǝ soɯǝH
( ί -ί) I have money?
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i @§-]@|! i@Come to think of it, how long have you been here, miss?
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( ◕Φ◕) Rei won't pay us with money, but she can pay us with love.
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( ί -+) Do I look like Renard?
shrallell
~ L_TM) I'll take five ducks.
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HELLO REI THIS IS LAIN GET OFF MY INTERNET KTHNXBYE
>>517
You must be new here. Allow me to direct you as far away from the Superstructure as possible.
( ί -ί) Last time you "freshened my cup" you peed in it.
( ί -ί) Well, there goes whatever sort of pleasurable feeling I might have felt drinking it.
~ L_TM) Where are my ducks?
( ί -ί) One cup of pee, please.
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_R .U@- Ιm @God just shut up about the fucking mittens already.
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( ί -ί) But I love to eat mittens!
( ί ί) They make my poopies all colorful!
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( ί oί) I can't eat those!
( ί -ί) They're only for emergencies, silly.
( L_½M) Yeah, they're chock full of preservatives and shit. Gotta make sure they have a 35-year shelf life and all that.
( ί ί) mittens need to be free-range. And high-fiber.
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i @§-]@|! i@Well, forget about all that mitten crap, because our
_R .U@- Ιm@Flu Season Special this week is Phlegm Brûlée.
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i MnLj I'll take about six billion.
i MnLj Muwahahahaha!
>>995 in the previous thread... What happened if you said Honda, Moto Guzzi, Vespa, or Triumph in your family?
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i @§-]@|! i@You're in luck.
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==@THE REI'S SARCASTIC ==
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== THE REI'S PHILOSOPHICAL ==
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May I partake of your famous Shinji Latte?
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You got any bear claws?
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Sonnuvabitch, I lost my damn poodle hat. You got any of those behind the counter?
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( E-E) If I asked for a clock, we both know you'd say you don't have one.
( EΝE) So that makes you a clocktease.
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( LΦ`) I'd like to order some unpleasant yet darkly amusing truths, then.
( LΦ`) I wanted to show you such...tenderness. But that is not our way... Clonepa, did you know... can you know... how much I... love you... I do... LOVE YOU!
( EΝE) I think this is a bad time.
( E-E) No, no, it's the perfect time. That's what the pills are supposed to do.
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( E-E) Why pay you when your expenses only come in monthly?
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i @§-]@|! i Why ask questions when you can buy something or
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Ώ Ώ
( E-E) I shall form a customer's union whose ultimate goal will be the reduction of costly diner expenses all over the country, and soon, the entire world!
Ώ Ώ
( E-E) Because, to be honest, I really don't feel like giving YOU all my cigarette money.
Ώ Ώ
( E-E) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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== THE REI'S REALITY ==
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i @§-]@|! i@And the kind of porn that really you should only post on sites whose names begin with 'G' and rhyme with "Eurochan".
_R .U@- Ιm @NOTE THE WITTY SUBTITLE.
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( L_½M) I can hear that delicious sizzle.
( ί -ί) W... what?
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( L_½M) So where's my burger? I'm in a hurry here!
(`DL) HOW can you eat all the food yet maintain your girlish figure?
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( LΦ`) Jello for all! Pastry towards none!
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i @§-]@|! i@Normally I would be doing everything to subvert your medically-mandated gluten-free diet,
_R .U@- Ιm@but the novelty of your bitching amuses me at the moment.
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