( ß̬U) Burger referee
( ß̬U) It's a condition that I have
̸̣̰ͥ̊(̵͓͐̽͋͆ ̢͕̠̙̙̐̈́̿̄̐ß̱͚̖͙͑̄ͬ́ͫ̚ͅ ̋̅̾̀̽ƒŽ̗̼̲̠̖̣ͥ̓̆̈́͊̎͟ ̳̳͔̐͛ß̰̟̻̘̱̰̻ͣͩ̑̌͋͠)̜̗͈̞̩̫̗̞͙͚̟̠̂͐͑̈ͤͩ͘ I'll have the epic tale of a man trying to order a burger at The Reis.
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( ß ƒŽß) You're damn right. I'd have an easier time getting a burger at a libary than I would here. Zing!
( ß -ß) Seriously, though, I want a burger.
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(K„tK;) MAKE WAY MAKE WAY! SORRY TO INTERRUPT! I NEED A CHEESE BURGER ASAP! MY WIFE IS GIVING BIRTH!
(¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ I desire a chess burger
( E-E) What are Rei's ten desires?
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( E-E) Does that mean 10 clones need to be photographed with an angel?
( EƒÖE) What are ten Reis desires?
( ` ◞ 〞 ) Ey, grandma, gimme a cheeseburger and make it snappy
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( ß -ß) Can you freshen my cup, please?
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( ß -ß) Can you freshen my mug, please?
;) Will you toss my salad?
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That's a nice deal, especially with your normal price of $0.32 per mug.
One Hamburger Hill, please!
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( EƒÖE) ...Anything?
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( E@E) I'd like to order an angular frequency, please.
( • ,, •) Mat I have a ham- nay, a cheeseburger?
( M ƒŽL) Dooboru Cheezubaagaa wo kudasai!
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( E-E) Gimme a turkey club and, I don't know, cole slaw I guess.
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( E-E) Well, that's me told.
:) Is this Terry's Diner?
One nuke cola please!
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( EƒÖE) I'd like an order of you. To go.
(LE‿ᔱE`) Hey, I'm still ordering! I want a cheeseburger!
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( EƒÖE) Please don't interrupt me when I'm trying to crudely hit on the waitress.
( ❍ᴥ❍) Make me up some bacon cheeseburgers!
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(¥`∍L¥) (ƒ`‚ÖL) (#¬٨¬) We want the Shithouse Burger.
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(ƒÒ‹_‚¡) What's a cheeseburger?
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( LƒÖ`) I drink your milkshake!
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i OƒÖO) Can I get my cup refreshened?
i O’UO) Thank you, I don't know why people complain about the service here, it's not like you serve cheeseburgers.
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I'll have the 999 GET.
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