[REI] May I take your order? [Part VI] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5693 13:58


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@This ain't no libary.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6475 18:24

>>700 Shinji's voice annoys me, so I will go to Ritsuko's Bistro.

702 Name: Ritsuko Akagi!rCvVMApXw.!!d76+redw : 1993-09-6475 20:00

>>701 I wouldn't if I were you, I busted my arm and my stand-in chef is fucking terrible. I don't know how Misato passed that cookery course.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6476 00:26

( E-E) So, is this the subtitled Megumi Ogata version of Shinji, or the Spike Spencer English dub version of Shinji that annoys you so?

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6476 03:29

( EƒΦE) What can I get you?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6476 11:53

( EƒΦE) I could get you fired for incompetence.

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 02:22

@E-Ej@No-one understands me. I thought this was supposed to be a world without pain and without uncertainty.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 02:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Stick to what's on the menu, bub.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 11:32

>>706 how are we supposed to understand someone with an unbounded right hand side? seriously, your body tangentially spills out of the unbracketed side and we're all going to stare because this is a shallow society in which we live.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 11:52

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@OUT. ALL OF YOU.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S HAD IT @@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 12:23

( ˃ „D˂) YEAH! I'LL GIVE YOU 150 YEN TO GET OUT OF OUR DINER! THIS SHOULD BE A BLOODY PLACE

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 21:01

that's like two dollars. I'm not leaving for less than five.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 21:04

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i @ Sorry, we don't serve fried money here.
_R .U@„€ Ιƒm
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6477 22:51

@@Κ_,,
~(;;(#ί;-ί) Lot's of invisible people around here. Do you think people would stop bullying me if I was invisible?

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6478 04:08

@@@@ |PP|@@
@@@Q™™™Q@
@@@@(@ ₯ิm₯ิ) @@@@It couldn't hurt. You so ugly, you hard to see.
@@@ƒmi‚i›==mς@And you so hard to see, you ugly.
@ ^__bb@|@@@@@@
@@@@i___j___j@@

715 Name: !WANDER1pOs : 1993-09-6478 16:04

( ^ ƒŽ^) Hiii Rei.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6478 17:54

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Goodbye.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S HAD IT @@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6483 13:44



@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@| If you smoke like I smoke, then you're high, like, every day
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6483 23:41

( ^ ƒŽ^) Let's get high, Rei! Smoke weed errday!

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6486 16:35

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-@@@! i@| Sorry we're all out of reality
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6488 12:12

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ My name is Squeeks and I've been asked to bring you this presentation
@i‚@@ ‚@from the Partnership for a Drug-Free Internet.
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6488 15:04

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we're all out of dr--
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Oh. How very clever.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡============================
==@@@THE REI SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE@@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6488 22:45

reiineedaspacebarandface

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 18:22

So how 'bout that Mogudan?

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 02:05

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I am -7 and what is this?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 12:27

o(Ώ_Ώ)o Just a fellow Mogudan fan, Rei!

726 Name: Lost UFie : 1993-09-6493 20:38

Could I have a black-as-sin coffee please? Also, do you have any warm fuzzies?

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6494 14:58

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-Ώ@Ώ! i@What is this strange feeling?
_R .U@ƒŽ Ιƒm @I can only describe it as "poka poka."
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@TEH REI'S HAPPY@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

728 Name: !WANDER1pOs : 1993-09-6509 22:57

I am a bailiff and I am here to claim a large portion of your physical property if you cannot pay the rent you owe.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 05:06

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@The check is in the mail and will arrive at the end of the month, biatch.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 06:45

Eggs and sausage, and a side of toast.
Coffee in a roll, hash browns over easy chile in a bowl with burgers and fries, please.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 00:28

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Never heard of any of those.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 07:16

Hey Rei can I have some German girl who is better than you? kthnx

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 19:52

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Meh.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 07:40

I'll have my usual.

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 20:33

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I don't think so.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 23:28

I want nothing you've ever served me before.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 06:15

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§ @@@! i@HOW ABOUT SOME CHICKEN WITH FRIED RICE?
_R .U@^ Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡================
==@@@THE BIZZARO REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

738 Name: Archduke!EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6525 06:17

I'd like some skinned baby, please.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 08:01

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Would you believe we're all out of that? You cleared our freezer yesterday.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 17:14

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're also out of baby back ribs and baby carrots.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 18:58

>>738 /b/ called, they want their faggot back.

Rei, please may I not have some rice?

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 23:45

>>741
I'm pretty sure you're looking at a panda there

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 03:29

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I recently played the Telltale gSam & Maxh games and realized the eStinkyf character basically lifted my shtick.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Which is okay, really. As long as there are ambiguously human blue-haired sistahs spreading
@@MMƒt@iL @@misery and doubt in the world through subpar cuisine and lousy service, I LIVE.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@STINKY'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 09:42

( LƒΦ`) "Lifted your schtick," did she?
( LƒΦ`) Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 00:31

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Yes.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 16:35

i@EΝEjI'd like something to drink, please.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 16:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Okay.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 16:37

i@EΝEjNot Tang!

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 16:37

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Dammit.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

750 Name: Shabraniggerdo!eGikOLxmj.!!ZKYH1PPt : 1993-09-6559 17:40

Pardon me, but I heard you mention a menu. One would presume that whatever is on that menu is actually served here, and has yet to be correctly guessed given the legions of unfed customers. May I see the menu please?

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6559 18:35

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Ironically enough, we're all out of menus.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

752 Name: Shabraniggerdo!eGikOLxmj.!!ZKYH1PPt : 1993-09-6559 21:57

CURSES

I'll get you for this.

753 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6559 22:48

Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T I'd like some questionable sushi with violent fugu sashimi, please!

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 00:41


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ >>146,151,178,190,213,255
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 02:34

Hello, is this a place where I can get some food?

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 02:55

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ What a silly question.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 08:55

I'm starving! Give me some mushu please

758 Name: Shabraniggerdo!eGikOLxmj.!!ZKYH1PPt : 1993-09-6560 10:18

How come you aren't out of responses?

ha, bitch got told.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 12:27


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ ...
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

760 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6560 15:17

Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T >>754, pretty please, with sugar on top?

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 16:19



@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ I'll be honest with you, kid. I just don't like people whose
_R .U@- Ιƒm @arms come out of the sides of their face.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 16:45

( ί ƒŽί) So tell me Rei, what made you set up your diner here in the Elitist Superstructure?

( ί ƒŽί) Was it the mittens?

( ί ƒŽί) It was the mittens, wasn't it!

763 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6560 18:37

Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T Uhm, those are my fluffy cheeks, Rei. They're so fluffy that I cuddle with them at nights!

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 18:48


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@Fluffy cheeks? I can't see it.
i @˜§-]@|! i@ You're going to have to draw me a diagram.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @By "draw me a diagram" I mean get out.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

765 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6560 20:36

@ @ €,,,_@ @ @ @_,,,
. @ @ _">-]-<"^
. @ @ Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T @Look at me, you... you... Rei!
@,,Q @@@lށ@''l@@@@You can even see my goddamn ears.
.,'-ށR,@/@ , l@@@@Arms on my face MY ASS!
@ή"άRΙRY ,́@@@ I don't even have arms.
@@ @@ށi,,_l,,l,,l_,,j

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 20:50

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Sorry, we don't serve people without arms.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6560 23:01

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@ They have difficulty using chopsticks.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 01:33

>>765 Sakamoto is superior, though you are kawaii espeon-san

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 02:58

>>765
So that's what the fuck those characters are for
No shit

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 12:54

( ά-ά) Not gonna lie, this is what I read:

@,,Q
.,'-ށR,
@ή"άRΙRY ,́@@@ MY ASS!
@@ @@ށi,,_l,,l,,l_,,j

( ά-ά) And there we have it, folks. ESpeoN/nPA is a big fat butt.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 14:26

( ί -ί) I just Googled and realized something after all this time.
( ί -ί) I thought Espeon was just some guy who wanted to show us his Pokeymans.
( ί -ί) instead, Espeon IS his Pokeymans.
( ί -ί) Barkeep? May I have something to commemorate this momentous discovery?

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 15:37

 ██
(ί€ ƪ)☞ I find this "discovery" of yours rather unimpressive. Do not accommodate this man, Ms. The.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 15:41

>>772
  Ϋ██Ϋ
(ί€ ƪ)☞ I have repaired your hat.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 17:34








„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S GONE@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 18:10

( ά-ά) She'll be back.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 18:34





@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@No I won't. Go away.
i @˜§-]@|! i@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S NOT HERE@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 19:40

I'm just going to wait here until some food materializes in front of me.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 20:31

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@O hohohohohohohoho.
i @˜§-]@|! i@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S AMUSED@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 21:47

In other news, earlier today the corpse of a dokyun was found on the floor of the Rei's Diner. Eyewitness reports suggest he was "waiting for food to materialize". It is currently unknown why he chose to starve to death rather than eat the >>777 GET right in front of him.
PP‚uPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@QQQQ@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ΘΘ
/@@/ @@| |@@^@@@@@@@@@@(EƒΦE ) Fascinating.
l “ρ | @@ | |@@@@@ @@@@.^PP’UPP^|
_QR_Q| |@@_@@@@ .^QQQQQ^^
@ |;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;|@@@@@@@ |l„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ„Ÿ]l|'

780 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6562 06:24

>>771
Now, everyone will think than I'm engaging in some kind of perverted furry roleplay on DQN! And that's hardly true at all.

Barkeep, may I order everyone a self-conscious sandwich as an apology for >>771's reckless judgement?

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 08:42

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No, Espeon. You are the Pokeymans.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @And then Espeon was Gangstachu.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT @...and anyway, we're all out of self-conscious sandwiches.
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 14:18

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@
i @˜§-]@|! i @Shut up, you.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@ @@@@@ ____
@ @ / _ɁT@ @@ @ (,,,,,;;;)
@@/__i |˜£!|@ @ @ @ (-__-) I'm so self-conscious.
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@ TEH REI'S DINOR@ @==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6566 11:56

Dearest self-conscious sandwich,

I want to say that I am in love with you. Your delicious taste is second only to your delicious consciousness. As a sandwich, you must know how important this is, both to you and me.

You might be unavailable for purchase at this fine dining establishment, but your heart will always come first. I simply cannot not miss you.

With love,
( ˃ ƒŽ˂)

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 19:11


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Sorry, we're all out of unrequited love.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 21:40

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@ I hate you all.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

786 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6573 22:34

Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T Uh, excuse me, it doesn't look like you have m*any* customers. You might want to lift that silly tripcode policy, you know.

Err, just saying! No offense meant!

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 23:02



@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Come back when you have arms, kid.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡==========
== THE REI'S NOT IMPRESSED@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 08:13

One flocafe biscolato freddo please!

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 17:55

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@@I don't speak Italian, kiddo.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @@
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
zoom! / _ɁT
@@k~ΎPPl
@@ \\

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 20:13

( ≖‿≖) May I please have a chocolate sundae with extra sprinkles?

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 19:41

i₯Ν₯)‚Β‡H Never mind that, Rei. How about cosplaying Cirno for us?

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 15:20



@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Sorry, we're all out of ice.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

793 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6679 22:57

http://youtu.be/0LnXd9mFVgM OH MY GOD IS THIS SQUEEKS? I BET THIS IS THE SQUEEKS! EEEEE!

"oAo" is an upside-down monaface!
And his profile is both pink and green! If only he used a bit softer shades of original and alternate colours of espeons' fur! I think #99E1A2 & #E199D8 or #EAFEEA & #FEEBFE would be the best. The former are less eye-straining, readable and pretty close to the fur; the latter are really-really soft and calming. This way anyone would spend HOURS on his page! (and this is what contemporary internet is about)

Overall, Squeeks-san is totally sugoooooi♥

Colour pairs for reference:
http://www.color-hex.com/color/99e1a2
http://www.color-hex.com/color/feebfe

794 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6679 23:36

( ί -ί) How the hell did I miss?..
I'm really sorry about this, Rei. I'm really sorry for this mistake, everyone. I beg for your forgiveness. I'm sorry for ever being born!

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 01:10

>>793
And Squeeks is using an upside-down face because he's in Ozstrailya. It's really very clever.

...uh, Rei, I'd like to order a brief pause to acknowledge this amazing fact then a return to our previously scheduled food service entertainment.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 02:36



@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@ There's a "standing in the diner and not buying food" fee, just so you hoodlums know. And it's rackin' up.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 15:19

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@And get the hell out, >>793,794, you butt. You're shedding all over the place.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 16:54

i₯Ν₯)‚Β‡H Anything to bask in your presence, Miss Nineball.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 18:34


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Freshen your cup, hon?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 13:36

( ί ƒŽί) Can I have an 800 GET please?

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.