>>700 Shinji's voice annoys me, so I will go to Ritsuko's Bistro.
>>701 I wouldn't if I were you, I busted my arm and my stand-in chef is fucking terrible. I don't know how Misato passed that cookery course.
( ・-・) So, is this the subtitled Megumi Ogata version of Shinji, or the Spike Spencer English dub version of Shinji that annoys you so?
( ・ω・) What can I get you?
・-・) No-one understands me. I thought this was supposed to be a world without pain and without uncertainty.
>>706 how are we supposed to understand someone with an unbounded right hand side? seriously, your body tangentially spills out of the unbracketed side and we're all going to stare because this is a shallow society in which we live.
( ˃ Д˂) YEAH! I'LL GIVE YOU 150 YEN TO GET OUT OF OUR DINER! THIS SHOULD BE A BLOODY PLACE
that's like two dollars. I'm not leaving for less than five.
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i 乂-‐ -! i Sorry, we don't serve fried money here.
\ヽ .ゞ о ノノ
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ハ_,,
~(;;(#゚;-゚) Lot's of invisible people around here. Do you think people would stop bullying me if I was invisible?
( ^ ヮ^) Hiii Rei.
( ^ ヮ^) Let's get high, Rei! Smoke weed errday!
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i 乂-@ @! i | Sorry we're all out of reality
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reiineedaspacebarandface
So how 'bout that Mogudan?
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i 乂-‐ -! i I am -7 and what is this?
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o(∩_∩)o Just a fellow Mogudan fan, Rei!
Could I have a black-as-sin coffee please? Also, do you have any warm fuzzies?
I am a bailiff and I am here to claim a large portion of your physical property if you cannot pay the rent you owe.
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i 乂-‐ -! i The check is in the mail and will arrive at the end of the month, biatch.
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Eggs and sausage, and a side of toast.
Coffee in a roll, hash browns over easy chile in a bowl with burgers and fries, please.
Hey Rei can I have some German girl who is better than you? kthnx
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i 乂-‐ -! i Meh.
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I'll have my usual.
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i 乂-‐ -! i I don't think so.
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I want nothing you've ever served me before.
I'd like some skinned baby, please.
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i 乂-‐ -! i We're also out of baby back ribs and baby carrots.
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>>738 /b/ called, they want their faggot back.
Rei, please may I not have some rice?
( ´ω`) "Lifted your schtick," did she?
( ´ω`) Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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i 乂-‐ -! i Yes.
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( ・∀・)I'd like something to drink, please.
Pardon me, but I heard you mention a menu. One would presume that whatever is on that menu is actually served here, and has yet to be correctly guessed given the legions of unfed customers. May I see the menu please?
CURSES
I'll get you for this.
∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ I'd like some questionable sushi with violent fugu sashimi, please!
Hello, is this a place where I can get some food?
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i 乂-‐ -! i What a silly question.
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I'm starving! Give me some mushu please
How come you aren't out of responses?
ha, bitch got told.
( ゚ ヮ゚) So tell me Rei, what made you set up your diner here in the Elitist Superstructure?
( ゚ ヮ゚) Was it the mittens?
( ゚ ヮ゚) It was the mittens, wasn't it!
∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ Uhm, those are my fluffy cheeks, Rei. They're so fluffy that I cuddle with them at nights!
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i 乂-‐ -! i They have difficulty using chopsticks.
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( ゚ -゚) I just Googled and realized something after all this time.
( ゚ -゚) I thought Espeon was just some guy who wanted to show us his Pokeymans.
( ゚ -゚) instead, Espeon IS his Pokeymans.
( ゚ -゚) Barkeep? May I have something to commemorate this momentous discovery?
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(゚、 ƪ)☞ I find this "discovery" of yours rather unimpressive. Do not accommodate this man, Ms. The.
( ⌒-⌒) She'll be back.
I'm just going to wait here until some food materializes in front of me.
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i 乂-‐ -! i No, Espeon. You are the Pokeymans.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ And then Espeon was Gangstachu.
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Dearest self-conscious sandwich,
I want to say that I am in love with you. Your delicious taste is second only to your delicious consciousness. As a sandwich, you must know how important this is, both to you and me.
You might be unavailable for purchase at this fine dining establishment, but your heart will always come first. I simply cannot not miss you.
With love,
( ˃ ヮ˂)
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i 乂-‐ -! i I hate you all.
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∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ Uh, excuse me, it doesn't look like you have m*any* customers. You might want to lift that silly tripcode policy, you know.
Err, just saying! No offense meant!
One flocafe biscolato freddo please!
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i 乂-‐ -! i I don't speak Italian, kiddo.
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= ◎――◎
( ≖‿≖) May I please have a chocolate sundae with extra sprinkles?
(・∀・)つ⑨ Never mind that, Rei. How about cosplaying Cirno for us?
http://youtu.be/0LnXd9mFVgM OH MY GOD IS THIS SQUEEKS? I BET THIS IS THE SQUEEKS! EEEEE!
"oAo" is an upside-down monaface!
And his profile is both pink and green! If only he used a bit softer shades of original and alternate colours of espeons' fur! I think #99E1A2 & #E199D8 or #EAFEEA & #FEEBFE would be the best. The former are less eye-straining, readable and pretty close to the fur; the latter are really-really soft and calming. This way anyone would spend HOURS on his page! (and this is what contemporary internet is about)
Overall, Squeeks-san is totally sugoooooi♥
Colour pairs for reference:
http://www.color-hex.com/color/99e1a2
http://www.color-hex.com/color/feebfe
( ゚ -゚) How the hell did I miss?..
I'm really sorry about this, Rei. I'm really sorry for this mistake, everyone. I beg for your forgiveness. I'm sorry for ever being born!
>>793
And Squeeks is using an upside-down face because he's in Ozstrailya. It's really very clever.
...uh, Rei, I'd like to order a brief pause to acknowledge this amazing fact then a return to our previously scheduled food service entertainment.
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i 乂-‐ -! i And get the hell out, >>793,794, you butt. You're shedding all over the place.
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(・∀・)つ⑨ Anything to bask in your presence, Miss Nineball.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Can I have an 800 GET please?