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( E-◍) I'd like to order a bambulance, please. I mean an ambalamps. I mean--
( x -x) thud
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't have phones here.
_R .U@- Ιm @But we do have Korean Beady Eyes, who's been looking for you.
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Do you have a nose?
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_R .U@- Ιm @Do you have a FACE? No? Haw haw.
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( ί ί) Oh snap!
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_R .U@- Ιm @That's enough out of you, little miss knitted hand garments.
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( ί ί) Today's IotD at http://wakachan.org/ is mittenlicious!!
You, Rei, I want You.
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_R .U@- Ιm @I don't date the faceless.
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But I have a Facebook account!
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_R .U@- Ιm @Sorry, we're all out of Yoshinoya copypasta.
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( ί ί) Rei's neck looks broken!
( ί ί) You always know how to hit where it hurts, Rei!
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_R .U@- Ιm @I don't feel like it right now.
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(G`EΦEj@You wasted a perfectly good opportunity for a 420 GET there, Rei.
( ί ί) You always know how to post in all caps to make a point, Rei!
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( ί -ί)
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( ί ί) Where's invisible Corea?
penis
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== @@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
extra crispy
Well OK, but I keep all my jewgolds in my nose, so you'll have to get them out with a big q-tip!
Q-tips will cost you 150,000,000 Zimbawean dollars, nico`♥
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( E __E) I desire only the finest macaroni and cheese you have to offer.
Strawberries will cost you 150,000,000 Zimbawean dollars per, nico`♥
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( EΝE) Sounds tasty! Does that come with a side of fries?
( E __E) What does that translate to in USD?
( ˃Ν˂) I'll take five mittens!
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i @§-]@|! i@If I had known it was going to take you this
_R .U@- Ιm @long to respond, I would have grown those extra hands myself.
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( L_½M) I'll take two of those and a pikachu. Preferably to go.
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( ί ί) Hi, can I get a bladder please? It's to go!
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i @§-]@|! i@We're all out of Ram's Bladder Cup. Would you like
_R .U@- Ιm @the Crunchy Frog instead?
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( ί -ί) Yeah, I enjoyed Monty Python when I was a kid, too.
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i @§-]@|! i@We're all out of menus. Here, let me write our fine selection
_R .U@- Ιm @on the insides of your eyelids for you
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( L_½M) Hello, I would like to purchase an american coca-cola.
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i @§-]@|! i@Fuck off.
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== @@@NO BIG NOSES@@@@==
(LΌ_M ) You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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i @§-]@|! i@Sleep lightly tonight, Marty.
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't serve REI-ndeer here,
_R .U@- Ιm @except for the ones who "used to laugh and call me names."
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( EmE) Hello! I would like to order some popcorn.
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( ◕◕) I'll have the best thing on the menu!
( ί °ί) That was mildly uplifting.
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i @§-]@|! i@That'll be $3.99, plz.
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( ί E) Rei, what happened to your infinity signs?
( ί E) I was born this way.
I'll take one of everything.
>>484
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( ˃ ˂) Then how about nothing?
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i @§-]@|! i@... sure, why not.
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( ί °ί) I just found 20 cents on the ground. What can I get for it?
( -) Where's 'out'?
<-( EΝE) I would like some choppari food with some kimchi, nida!
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( 3x3) HELP ME!
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i @§-O@O! i@Daddy Warbucks! Halp!
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==@LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE'S IN TROUBLE AGAIN@==
( L_TM) ı ʍonןp ןıʞǝ soɯǝ ɯıןʞ, dןǝɐsǝ
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i @§-]@|! i@Today's special is.
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( ί -ί) Is what?
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i @§-]@|! i@Is no longer available at the low low price of 500get.
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