（ ´∀｀） I'd like this thread to come back from the dead please.

（ ´∀｀） ... With a side of onion rings.

（ ´∀｀）I would like a hamburger. Nothing special or

       interesting. Just a regular, ordinary hamburger. Now.

Rei〜❤

( ・∀・) Rei! Rei! My captcha is "reipe!" Can I have some Reipe, please? I really want to get Reiped!

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i 　乂-‐　−! i　But of course! It just occurred to me that we did indeed have Grey Poupon.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　... but the guy who ordered it like two or three threads ago is probably gone.
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where's that pretty redhead waitress? I wouldn't mind ordering a thing or two from her.

( ・ω・) I'll take two scoops of chocolate, Squeeks!

>>658 mother of god

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i 　乂☉‐　☉! i　WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME TANG?
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This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is pittang.

...Rei, get me fifty orders of neutron bombs, and drop 'em off behind the unmarked white trash can three Mondays from now, yeah?

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( ˃ ヮ˂) I want Rei's love.

Also, 666 GET!

( ・ω・) That's very interesting! I learned something new today.

Hello madame. I would like a pint of Yakisoba noodles please.

Pittang, pittang, tsurupittang!
Pittang, pittang, Rei has a tsurupittang!

Rei.. Rei.. I want YOU! Right now!

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OrDeR nOoDlEs oF tHreE gEt MeEeEe...

Hello, I am extremely important. I would like a chinaman rump steak, lightly seared for approximately three minutes and served with fried garlic and a class of cranberry juice cut with vodka.

I want a girl to cuddle.

I want a girl to cuddle.

I want a girl to cuddle.

I want a girl to cuddle.

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i 　乂-‐　−! i　THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL RELIGIONS. OH HO HO
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Teh Rei, please serve your vagina.

>>680
This, but with Nagato Yuki, too

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i 　乂-‐　−! i　Ugh. You invisible people and your endless demands.
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Rei, I would like a reason to live. Lightly marinated.

OH Classical Trained Pianist I would like to suggest
Ever Onward IBM

Hi Rei. Can I just have some ramen? I'm meeting Shinji for a drink in a few minutes. Did you know he wants to open a café just across the street from here? He said he was thinking of The Shinji's Diner.

Gosh, where are my manners? Pretend I threw a socially contracted "please" in there somewhere in close proximity to my meal order. Sorry!

()^3^() So..... AWESOME!!

>>690 you uhh, you okay?

Rei, can I have a joke where you make up some lame excuse for not having the thing someone requested?

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( ・ω・) I want a million pancakes!

( ・ω・) Oh! and some orange juice, please〜.

COME ON PEOPLE NOW
SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER
EVERYBODY GET TOGETHER
TRY TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOOOOOW

( ・ω・) Freshen your cup hun?

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i 　乂-‐　−! i　Actually, barbarians of the steppes aren't really welcome here.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　Nobody is.
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oh. guess I'll check out shinji's then.

( ・-・) Pardon me. I'd like to order a board-wide thread derailment, please. With the works.

>>699 excuse me sir, but I believe that Shinji's Café can provide for your needs. It's just across the street there.

>>700 Shinji's voice annoys me, so I will go to Ritsuko's Bistro.

>>701 I wouldn't if I were you, I busted my arm and my stand-in chef is fucking terrible. I don't know how Misato passed that cookery course.

( ・-・) So, is this the subtitled Megumi Ogata version of Shinji, or the Spike Spencer English dub version of Shinji that annoys you so?

( ・ω・) What can I get you?

　・-・）　No-one understands me. I thought this was supposed to be a world without pain and without uncertainty.

>>706 how are we supposed to understand someone with an unbounded right hand side? seriously, your body tangentially spills out of the unbracketed side and we're all going to stare because this is a shallow society in which we live.

( ˃ Д˂) YEAH! I'LL GIVE YOU 150 YEN TO GET OUT OF OUR DINER! THIS SHOULD BE A BLOODY PLACE

that's like two dollars. I'm not leaving for less than five.

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i 　乂-‐　−! i 　 Sorry, we don't serve fried money here.
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　　ﾊ_,,
~(;;(#ﾟ;-ﾟ) Lot's of invisible people around here. Do you think people would stop bullying me if I was invisible?

( ^ ヮ^) Hiii Rei.

( ^ ヮ^) Let's get high, Rei! Smoke weed errday!

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i 　乂-@　@! i　| Sorry we're all out of reality
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reiineedaspacebarandface

So how 'bout that Mogudan?

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o(∩_∩)o Just a fellow Mogudan fan, Rei!

Could I have a black-as-sin coffee please? Also, do you have any warm fuzzies?

I am a bailiff and I am here to claim a large portion of your physical property if you cannot pay the rent you owe.

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i 　乂-‐　−! i　The check is in the mail and will arrive at the end of the month, biatch.
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Eggs and sausage, and a side of toast.
Coffee in a roll, hash browns over easy chile in a bowl with burgers and fries, please.

Hey Rei can I have some German girl who is better than you? kthnx

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I'll have my usual.

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i 　乂-‐　−! i　I don't think so.
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I want nothing you've ever served me before.

I'd like some skinned baby, please.

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i 　乂-‐　−! i　We're also out of baby back ribs and baby carrots.
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>>738 /b/ called, they want their faggot back.

Rei, please may I not have some rice?

>>741
I'm pretty sure you're looking at a panda there

( ´ω`) "Lifted your schtick," did she?
( ´ω`) Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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（　・∀・）I'd like something to drink, please.