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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:12

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/

I feel special! I never continued a thread before.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 05:01

I may talk to you.

I may like you.

Hell, I may even love you.

But I will never need you. That's why this will never work out, see?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 07:09

Looking at my porn collection fills me with a bit of joy.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 12:33

So hot mama... wanna fuk?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 13:57

Seeing a porno clip titled "Girl uses dildo for pleasure" makes me wonder what other uses she'd have for it.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 14:02

>>198
Rolling pin substitute is the first thing that comes to mind.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 14:07

>>199
Provided it has an attractive colouring, it could also be used as a coffee-table sculpture. And then of course it serves as a handy fellatio practice dummy.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 14:58

>>200
I always imagined they would make decent chew-toys for any dog with a mouth big enough to handle it. But I'm not sure there are many owners who would agree with the idea of their dog fooling around with a floppy penis.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 23:13

God damn fuck shit son of a bitch, it's cold here.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 23:19

This thread seems to resemble a social networking site.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 23:27

>>203 I don't know what you mean, this is a site based on 2-ch.

If you don't like this you may be better suited to find another internet hangout.

Peace to you, sir.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 23:43

More like an asocial network, in fact.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 19:26

> The useful M.E. verb mischieve (early 14c.) has, for some reason, fallen from currency.

You know, this always bothered me....

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 23:51

>>202 Too bad for you, I have a goddamn awesome Space Heater.

Which I call Kevin Spacey.

And go on magical imaginary adventures with.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 10:13

If I was rich, I'd buy some sort of DQN mobile and fill it full of booze and some drugs and invite all DQN to drive around the world and have some sort adventure with.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 16:14

If I was rich, I'd buy some sort oζˆDQζˆζˆmobileζˆζfiζˆζˆζˆit fζˆl of ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆnd someζˆittensζˆanζζˆˆiζˆζˆ ζˆζˆζˆbumζˆexˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆReiζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆtanasinn.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 16:19

Don't you mean if you were ricζˆζ

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 20:17

Is there any affordable ebook reader better than the Hanlin v5? I do not believe so.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 21:52

>>208
( ί ƒŽ ί)

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 22:21

I still have not given up on my childhood dream of buying an old Russian transport helicopter and turning it into a flying camper van.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 01:59

>>213 I keep having recurring dreams that I am standing on a dirt runway, and flying recreational vehicles are constantly taking off and landing there. I look at each one as carefully as possible, hoping I can figure out how to build one.

Also, the Spaceballs movie had a great flying camper van.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 06:12

Blood is surprisingly difficult to clean out of the carpet...

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6349 11:54

>>214 aaahhhhh go tell it to the pigeons!

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 20:43

Who is Chen's father?

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 08:44

I'm physically slim and beautiful but I can't get a girlfriend because I'm a hopeless dokyun.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 07:19

why? why does recording equipment have to be so expensive? Even pretty shitty mikes are hopelessly out of a NEET's budget :(

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6361 17:21

I'm in law because I love telling people they're wrong. It's added inches to my e-peen in internet arguements. I can just wave it around and argue from authority.
The feeling of crushing someone's dream in court is just unforgettable.

I helped you parents divorce, DQN. I play part in the misery of the world. I defend the rights of the accused when no one else will. I am the Man, and in this way I can rebel against my hippy parents.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6361 20:36

>>220 you helped we parents divorce? SOMEONE VIOLATED VIRGIN PROTOCOL! ABORT! ABORT!

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 02:39

Sometimes I fantasize about something bad happening to me so I need to go to the hospital and get attention.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:08

>>218 Same. However my beginner anal toys should be arriving in the mail any day now, and I'm picking up weed later.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:11

Wow DQN has issues... and I'm all out of tissues

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 17:31

>>219
Plug a set of headphones into the microphone jack. It worked for me with the Title verses I recorded.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 19:01

>>225 Macs have not come with microphone jacks since, like, the G3 era IIRC.

and the real problem I have is that some DQN at Apple decided it would be great if the built-in microphone would unavoidably pick up the internal fan and speaker noises.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 00:52

http://www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn

gash is one of the best captchas I've ever had. Alright love let's see yer gash

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 01:10

>>226
Guess you should've paid less and gotten more. But try playing with "remove noise" in Audacity.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 01:52

>>223
I could go for some of those. I had a vibrator once. It was amazing to use while masturbating.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 01:56

hey guys why not go get laid like me

haha i'm joking i'm asexual

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 02:34

I want chicken, I want dinner. Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.τ

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 02:38

Just as I hit the "reply" button, I remember that it's "liver", not "dinner". orz

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 03:03

>>228
god bless ye, we can't all be presumptive jerks who know less than the people they're advising....

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 03:39

>>232
You actually caused me to believe it was, in fact, ``dinner'', because who would rhyme ``liver'' with ``deliver''?!

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 07:20

It is 26 degrees fahrenheit outside. It is 80 in my room. Somehow, opening the window and putting a fan in front of it hasn't done anything to fix my problem yet.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 17:07

>>233
I know plenty. I spent a few years fighting with a woefully insufficient Powerbook before switching back to a PC which, at half the cost, was twice as capable. I have done tech support for plenty of Mac users and they always tend to have stupid problems that are hard to fix (like some-but-not-all JPEGs spontaneously deciding to open with TextEdit and the OS refusing to allow changing it back). So you can take your "knowing less" and shove it.

And as I said, I have recorded before using a pair of headphones as a microphone. With a bit of work in Audacity, I could get fairly decent quality audio from it. And, if you hadn't spent all that extra money getting something with an Apple logo on it, you would have had a few dollars to spend on a real microphone. I've been there.

But if you want to feel self-important, feel free to ignore me and complain about your crappy Mac. You'll figure it out on your own eventually.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 17:11

>>236 I lol'd. u r 2 kwl

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 18:42

>>234
Al Yankovic (cf "Trapped in the Drive-Thru") would, for one.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 18:46

WHY? Why do I dream about her?

240 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-6363 19:10

/vip/ or DQN?

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 20:29

I read a disturbing story about a gay terrorist kidnapping kids and castrating them to give them to this gay terrorist king who believed that having gay sex with kids was not gay because they didn't their peeps.

I think that I died inside alittle... ('A`)

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 21:00

>because they didn't their peeps.

Did you accidentally the whole thing? o_O;

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 22:38

>>236
You can hammer whatever point you think you have home as condescendingly and as often as like, but a headphone mic is not the tool for my job to begin with, and the computer is not why I am out of funds. Neither is the fucking acoustic grand I want to record ;P

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 22:48

>>243
*as you like

To clarify, the NEET part was dead serious. The only reason I haven't really wandered off miles away and done something life-threatening or soul-crushing for pennies a day is because dad is loaded. Doesn't mean I get or deserve an allowance.

245 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 00:41

I'm ashamed to create a new THREAD because people might get angry due to my tripcode. This is DQN though, this place is supposed to be elitist. Therefore if a tripcode makes you angsty then you are not elitist enough.

Well, anyway I was so afraid to make an ass of myself that I almost always posted anonymously. Today I installed the Symbola font and found a neat character to go with my tripcode. So, I think I'm going to wiggle it around while it feels fresh and good and then I'll post anonymously again.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 00:55

>>243

> a headphone mic is not the tool for my job to begin with

Well... technically neither is a laptop with no microphone plug.

247 Name: Squeeks is !rbANlN8Lzs : 1993-09-6364 01:53

>>245
Just as long as you're not that Brandy Bogard''/heh man'' dipshit, you're cool.

248 Name: HEH MAN : 1993-09-6364 03:11

HAHA I LIKE WILLIES AND CUM

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 03:53

>>246
Shows what you know.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6376 19:44

I always get depressed when I find uncensored Japanese porn. It sounds like it'd be awesome with no mosaics, but it turns out that Japanese vaginae are pretty fucking ugly.

251 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6376 23:59

Ah, someone please tell that man to leave. Shoo him away!

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6379 13:48

If you made hand coverings from the meat of a sheep, you could call them mutton mittens.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6379 17:31

>>250
Real men hunt in the bush!

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 21:53

Shit, I can't think of anything funny, so I'll get trolled horribly, and.. I should stop before I dig myself in too deep.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 22:22

Consider this: a pack of wild Niggers. Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn, raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6381 23:33

yay 4chan go go go

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 03:07

one of my friends just found 4chan, he is such a douche. I'm trying to turn him elsewhere for his own good

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 04:42

I was just idly browsing the internet, unaware of the restless destiny boiling inside me, when like a great bolt of lightning this image of the man hit me. At once, a great fury erupted from me as if the spirit of my great warrior ancestors suddenly posessed me- here was a man strong, proud, he who is prepared to lose all to defend what he believes to be right! He is your friend, a man who fights for justice!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 05:00

I just found this and thought you'd like it http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/lisa-ann-who-s-bangin-palin/456352/

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 08:59

Don't feel just think, and you'll never be tanasinn.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 12:03

When I have been edging with only 1 millimetre away from ejaculation for 20 minutes, I believe I deserve a better orgasm!

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 14:04

>>261
If you want a better orgasm you need to work for it. Thrust your hips rhythmically, put ice cubes on your balls, get on all fours and come on the floor, stick a banana up your ass.

263 Name: !Bike/OtAkU : 1993-09-6382 15:53

>>262
Wait, why the ice cubes?

264 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6382 17:23

This got me wondering, how would Leonardo da Vinci masturbate?

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 00:55

Artistically, of course. And possibly with the aid of a complex and improbable machine.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6383 03:29

rape an ape

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 02:00

ͼ_ͽ

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 02:19

🔰>🔰
\___/

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 03:15

(.w.')

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6384 03:24

cacrol189 :3:21am
Need a hand there Trooper?

cacrol189 :3:21am
Jerking? Need a hand?

cacrol189 :3:22am
I just wanna talk. Dundee is lonely and im new

You :3:22am
i like giraffes

cacrol189 :3:22am
Have you searched the database yet? Lot of people in our area.

You :3:22am
do you like giraffes?

cacrol189 :3:22am
whats your profile name in the No Strings network lets hook up?

You :3:22am
giraffes

cacrol189 :3:22am
Hey signup real quick before this thing makes us disconnect, it doesnt last long

You :3:23am
giraffes wouldn't disconnect anyone, that's why i like them

cacrol189 :3:23am
Free Chat Connection Timed Out
Register Now For Free To No Strings network

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 03:35

RAPE ESCAPE

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 22:48

Two girls sitting across from me on the bus complimented my ``TOUHOU PROJECT'' shirt. I thanked them, asked if they'd played it, then asked if they were going to the local anime convention, to which I received an affirmative on both counts. Then I turned away and promptly resumed reading an e-book about the Linux kernel.

I think I just fucked that one up.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6385 23:22

>>272 Cool as a cucumber.

274 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6386 00:36

You're one badass motherhacker, mr. >>272. I envy you; I hail you.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 01:47

>>272 I want to be you.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 02:23

>>272 you are a super player.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6386 14:29

I wished I could be DQN in real life.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 22:00

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279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 22:33

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280 Name: ( ≖‿≖) : 1993-09-6388 22:35

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281 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6389 00:14

Damn it, >>272. How I wish I had a courage to go outside and end up in the similar situation!

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6390 05:21

Hey it's my birthday today DQN, I am 22. I spent the first hour of my birthday rolling katamaris, and then 4 hours reading tvtropes.com, aaaargh! Anyways, good night.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6390 06:22

>>282
Happy birthday to you!!! Sleep well!

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 15:30

>>283 Thank you! You are all welcome to come to my party tonight though it will be rather cosy I think as my flat is quite small.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 16:31

My cum tastes amazing today. Like toast dipped in egg yolk.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6391 19:00

>>284
I will be there in spirit and if you read this while it is happening then I will sort of be there live as well!

>>285
Now I'm compelled to spread cum on my toast.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 14:40

>>282 Sounds like an awesome way to spend your birthday, I'll try to play Katamari on mine in <2 weeks too!

( ί -ί) Though it would be so much better if I could get high before doing that; a shame I have no friends and can't get weed.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6392 16:36

>>287 It was a good birthday, when I woke up at 12 I went swimming with my friends then I had KFC for birthday tea. Then last night i had a wee party which was good banter, but the police came which was quite scary (they walked into my room as I was grinding weed incidentally), especially when they asked if I had a criminal record (I was charged with vandalising a supermarket a couple of years ago haha)

But then when everyone left someone nicked all my fags and whisky :( Then although my ex-girlfriend stayed and we had pretty wild sex I get very sad because i know she's only using me for sex, though I love her very dearly. Oh and then I slept in and missed an important lecture today. FUCK

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 00:31

Months ago I had a strange, and oddly detailed dream that I was watching a TV commercial for a new kind of crock pot. The people on TV put a chicken in it, and the camera zoomed in and showed that the crock pot had a big switch in the rear, labeled SLOW and FAST. Someone in the kitchen said, "What does that switch do?" and reached for it. And someone in a white laboratory coat ran out and said "Don't touch that, it's experimental!" And the person changed the switch to "FAST" anyway. This caused the crock pot to make an engine revving sound, and then do a wheelie across the table with its tires squealing, then roll out the front door like a little miniature race car with the chicken still stuck in the top, VROOM VROOM. Cut to outside scene, all the people are chasing the crock pot down the street Benny Hill fashion but they can't catch it.

I told someone I know about the dream, and she put "hot rod" stickers on the crock pot she had just bought.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 01:13

I dreamt once that there was a bomb in a dam and i had to open the damn, so i pulled the big wheel round hard and water gushes out, and I woke up and found i had pissed the bed, and I went AW SHIT and then I woke up again in my living room, completely dry

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 02:29

I really want to get a Malamute...

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 06:48

Mmmmmmh, Evangelyne...

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 08:47

Stop fucking shouting!

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 10:20

I get to see the love of my life in 2118 minutes!

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