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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 00:12

Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/

I feel special! I never continued a thread before.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 11:48

Greenpeace are fucking stupid.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 19:50

I want to yodel at open mic nights

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6393 20:39

Universities are (and should) not social experiments, but places of learning.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 00:27

>>297
Experimentation is an essential part of the learning process.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 06:03

Whodunnit? Idunnit!

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6394 18:21

Minds...locked...together

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 02:02

lol nordreich

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 09:29

I better not post that, everyone will think I'm gay

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 09:47

>>302
I'm already gay.
There, now the attention has shifted to me. Say what you will!

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6395 21:22

Babies should not be allowed in libraries unless they are properly sedated.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 02:34

The Elitist Superstructure of DQN is such a cozy place.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6396 14:24

maybe I
...zuck ya dick

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 11:36

I put on weight in the last week, has to be two or three kilos...

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 12:49

I really, REALLY like you!!

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 12:55

chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa chchCHKa vvvvrrroOOOM

BUM, BUMBUMBUMP. BUM. BUMBUMBUMP, BUMBUM-BUMP.

BUM, BUMBUMBUMP. BUM. BUMBUMBUMP, BUMBUM-BUMP.

DOOOOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOODOO,

DOO DOO

DOO DOO

DOODOODOO

DOOOOO, DOO-DOO DOO DOODOO,

DOO! DOO!

DOO! DOO!

DOODOODOO

DOOO, DOO DOO DOO-DOO DOOO! DOOO DOO DOO DOO DODO

DOOO, DODOO DOO DOO DOO DOO, DOOOOOOOOOOOO!

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 13:13

I hope Japan is doing alright ( ί -ί)

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 14:26

nig nog, ching chang chong

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 10:36

oh fuck the reactor is leaking

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6402 15:49

Giant monster time GO GO GO

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 02:04

I started making my first dubstep track the other day, I was really pleased with the heavy bass I created but then what happened in Japan, I feel terrible. It's all my fault :(

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 02:27

THIS WILL NOT BREAK ME!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 21:33

Don't blame yourself, >>314. Everyone knows that earthquakes are caused by global warming.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 22:29

>>316
http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2011/03/japan-tsunami-caused-by-haarp.html

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 00:01

why me?

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 02:10

I'm so goddamn lonely. Someone please hold me ;___;

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 11:39

>>319
Don't be sad fellow dokyun~!

321 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6404 11:57

>>317
It all makes sense now!

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 22:42

Would consuming more fiber make shitting less messy?

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 13:34

When your body sends you wake-up calls, how many times are you gonna hit the snooze button?

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 14:23

I'M ON KETAMINE WOOOO
>>323 I LOVE IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHyOnr61g-E&feature=related

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6405 14:24

>>324 woah i entered the wrong captcha but managed to correct it before the page loaded

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 10:28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22LTPO86fPI

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 05:45

Under the supermoon loli to issho

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 06:23

I threw my cap into my bowl across the room, and as it sailed closed I thought AWESOME IT'S GOING IN but then I remembered I had yesterday's lunch in the bowl (congealed tomato soup left over from spaghetti hoops) and now my hat is dirty

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 19:53

Actually going outside right now for a change.
Hope I don't screw up anything.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 20:29

I think Idaho's state motto should be "Idaho. What do you want to do for lunch?"

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 23:12

DVD-RAM cartridges, how the fuck do they work? Am I meant to buy a special drive for them, or somehow extract the disc and put it into the multi-format burner's drawer?

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 01:08

>>331
ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD-RAM
ttp://www.ehow.com/facts_5232531_dvd-ram-drive_.html

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 03:31

Dammit, I can't think of anything witty and awesome.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 13:25

Why do we have a captcha?

It's been so long I don't even remember when we got one, or if it's always been here, or why we have it

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 13:58

Some devious criminal mastermind wrote a script that filled a single thread with lol posts as fast as possible.

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 18:16

I think I vaguely remember that

Do you remember when that was?

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 20:02

September 1993, duh.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 22:10

>>337

But what day

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 22:29

dick queer nigger

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6412 23:35

I remember writing a script that bumped every thread that had "lol" or "dqn" in the title, so that the entire top of the board was filled with DQN DQN LOL

341 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6412 23:48

I never wrote a script in my entire life, though I dreamed about doing it since I was 12.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:32

Plenty to go 'round ladies
Don't all push at once
Plenty
to go
around.

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:33

Also, deal with it

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:41

Do I really want a wife?
Or do I just want a live-in secretary, chef, maid, cleaner, hostess, actress and fuckable body?

I wonder if my life would better if I disintermediated and simply hired the above personnel, rather than transacting through 'love' and marriage. My relations would be purer. I would also have a harem.

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 14:41

The word pouch is a weird word. Pouch pouch pouch pouch, I'm going to stick my fist into your meat pouch.

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 15:22

>>344
Your life might be better if you didn't let yourself be bothered at all by such close-quarters relations. Mine certainly is.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 16:44

Why is my hand on my dick? fucking orange trains!

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 21:16

Why people call their genitals "junk"? Junk is something you don't need, isn't it.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 21:56

>>348 it's probably from the same people who consider them "dirty" and "nasty".

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 22:52

Saxophone... piano... The fuck's the use in learning two instruments?

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 01:22

What's with this "Claire" obsession thingy?

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 02:03

>>349 the term appears to have spread from from gay novelist Ethan Mordden in the 1980s. So no.

>>348 "Junk" is synonymous with "stuff" sometimes, not just "trash".

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 03:51

This work is not getting done but the internet is quite amusing.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 09:43

>>351 someone's about to have their heart broken.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 14:34

>>354 hopefully on an idolatrous Aztec altar to feed the glory of the sun god.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 19:48

>>355 ha, ha!

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 20:15

Oh man, I liked that "Dipshit Trilogy" joke, and it was me who started it! I love the message boards sometimes.

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 02:07

I (shamefully) somewhat resent "ITT" threads for bringing order to what would otherwise be a delightfully chaotic DQN.


I know, I know, I'm part of the problem.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 23:36

It's Saturday night and I'm sitting in my room recording my farts, and looping them and playing with pitch and tempo to make "dirty" basslines

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 00:00

Holy shit i can see the future! It never occured to me that I was the one however.

My captcha is frietch. I don't like it to be honest.

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 02:45

My captcha is me! Yes, me!

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 09:23

I hate parallel parking. I don't know how I'll get out of my parking spot today.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 12:36

All this talk about Satan and Lucifer creeps me out. Please stop it.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 15:18

>>363, the Devil made us do it!

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 18:51

capn crunch. capncapncapn.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 13:09

So I played Touhou on Lunatic mode at an anime convention while a room of people watched via projector. They were so confused.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 18:43

capncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapncapn. capn.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 18:58

By your encouragement, I ate my cum today. Disappointing.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 23:23

The wheels of nihilism are rolling my way once again

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6420 23:46

He says his semen tastes like candy. I don't believe him, but is it wrong that I want to try it myself?

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 00:52

>>370
You want to try his semen ?

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 05:51

MY EYES!

373 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6421 08:57

You should just go for it, mr. >>370. You are *thinking*, but you should try to **feel**.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 11:02

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375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 14:37

>>368
I didn't encourage, you did it of your own accord.

...Is it OK if I fap to the idea of you eating your cum, only to be dissatisfied with the taste?

no homo

Also, I'll be working 8 hours a day, 5 days a week for 6 months, earning $3 dollars an hour. On the weekend, I'll teach English for 4 hours a day at $25 an hour. I love you, China.

376 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6421 15:54

>>374
Do you actually think?

>>375
You should fap to the idea of him feeling a guilt for eating his semen and imagining that he was raped by a bunch of tough guys.

Also, why don't you teach English every day instead?

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 17:14

>>375
Good god, man.

>>376
I guess Chinese kids are generally too busy studying and doing homework on the weekdays.

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 17:53

I'm profoundly glad I don't live anywhere near you freaks.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 20:41

>>378@pƒŒƒ”ƒBƒIƒEsƒ|stƒAƒCƒdƒAtƒ‚Νƒ”ƒFƒXƒbƒQsƒedƒeƒƒtdq‚ρƒTƒŒsƒJƒŒdƒIfƒƒAƒ“dmyƒprty‚ΝrdƒŠƒtƒFstyƒŒ

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 20:43

>>379 I didn't mean to do that, I was typing in english but I forgot i was in katakana mode. But I thought it was funny so I left it.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 20:53

>>380
How would you not notice doing that, do you stare at your hands when you type?

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 22:07

KAKAROT!!!

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 22:34

>>381 no i started typing and when i looked up it was in katakana

SO I SAID FUCK IT
I ONCE FUCKED A BITCH
WITH A PUSSY LIKE A BUCKET

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6421 23:33

>>379
THAT IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD WHY DID YOU SAY IT

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6422 01:03

>>379
"Aime st p d a t Reviou s media policy is testing Vesugge s boyfriend s d s d o Teya tdq Sale dmy f Mean performance is rty rd sty les Lihue"

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 00:02

>>385 That isn't really anything like what I typed on my end haha. BUT I've been really baked today and been writing songs with sort of cutup techniques, and that's quite interesting what you came up with...

It starts off "Previous posts aimed at me" as a hint

387 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6427 00:08

I wish I had Amstrad CPC

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 16:11

am i even alive

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 11:08

I'll never be proletarian enough.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 18:13

Be sure to take your infected friends to a hospital.

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 18:29

I hate going to tghe beech

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 19:55

Mechismo, dudes. My captcha is tar!

BUT THEN I WROTE IT INCORRECTLY, SO NOW IT'S... (waiting 60 seconds)... ciem! Hah! That almost kind of sounds like semen!

393 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6429 00:10

Why do I always browse DQN so late at night? It makes my brain go PSSSSSSH

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 00:47

>My captcha is tar!
>WROTE IT INCORRECTLY

GRRRRRRRRRREAT!

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