Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
I feel special! I never continued a thread before.
http://www.visionofhumanity.org/gpi-data/#/2010/scor
This pitiful planet pretty much sucks.
My usual work process for a project:
1: Get brief
2: Full of enthusiam, do a big chunk of concept work etc. in sketchbook, full of ideas
3: Feel proud of how much work I've done, relax a bit
4: 5 weeks before deadline - start to worry I haven't done anything since the start of the project
5: 4 weeks before - start properly freaking out
6: 2 weeks before - mental breakdown. lie on wooden floor sobbing and screaming
7: cut my wrists, legs and chest. Phone my mother in tears.
8: last week - blitz project with no sleep, hand it in 10 minutes before deadline
9: get an A
10: ?????
11: get new brief. vow not to be so silly.
12: repeat from step 2.
Remember when Beady Eyes was the most annoying guy cluttering up the Elitist Superstructure? Well, somehow you guys have made it worse. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
What should I do with my life, DQN ?
BLOG POST LOL BLOG POST LOL
There's a naked girl sleeping in my bed right now. Just wanted to tell you guys.
Dokyun has a job after 5 years of a wonderfully isolated life... well, at least I can buy computer parts and figurines now.
>>408
What is this job? How did you get it? Was it a hard decision to make?
I have the hots for Claire too!
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>>413
Grats on the dough, condolences on the ass-ness of that kind of work.
We have Asians on DQN? I thought we were all fat white wapanese nerds
>>416 whether children of asian immigrants who can only speak English and/or are not Japanese merely act wapanese or are wapanese is a pretty touchy subject
I hope this microwavable curry I am eating doesn't give me food poisoning since its been half defrosted since my freezer broke 2 days ago.
>>416
I'm not fat, I just got a couple of excess kilograms. I'll walk it off next time I go outside.
I'm the dokyun in Shanghai.
I'm white, and having yellow fever would actually make this year a lot more enjoyable.
I prefer white people.
Heh heh, my Internet handle is Shanghai...
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days set in Shanghai.
shanhai shanhai shanhai shanhai
hourai hourai hourai hourai
furansu oranda chibetto kyouto
rondon roshia orurean
Hating〜
Hating〜
Loving〜❤
>>422
About 8 months in, I feel like I have indeed been Shanghai'd.
Chinese girls are nothing like JAV. Give me Europeans who know what they're doing and are not ashamed to say how much they want you.
Even if being an asshole is part of your nature, you should try to be as nice as possible to the people serving your food because they'll most likely end up spitting in your food for any offense.
DQN is dead.
>>432 MY ASS is full of losers. Or to be more precise the world wide web is full of losers.
>>433 If your ass is the world wide web, how does it feel to have over one million dicks inside of it?
you don't bird me i don't bird you
suri di essu
UNHAND MY PENIS, SATAN!
boop beep bip We're sorry, but the number you have just dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your telephone the square root of negative one radians around its time axis and try your call again.
disregard fink
acquire homebrew
this harar coffee is so damn fruity
it's like a fucking san francisco parade in your mouth
I can't tell when the fuck anyone dies in homestuck. I keep hearing about characters dying but then they show back up and I guess some of them aren't dead-dead and I don't know what the fucks going on.
I don't even read that damn webcomic why do I care
DQN stands for Dairy Queen
>>447, but archives say otherwise: http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1146066346/3
I keep forgetting to visit DQN, im sorry. :(
frying pan on
>>449 I haven't been forgetting, but I have been much less interested in DQN lately. I'm posting more in a couple of other places, though, where a few DQNs (and ex-DQNs) hang out, so I'm still getting my daily dokyun dose.
It's not assault if it gives you a boner.
where's like, the main base of operations for the DQN Electronics compilations?
>>454
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I wanna come out and say it: your basement is smelly. I was kind of hoping we could swap bases once in a while, let the stank out. Makes us less easy to track, y'know? I wouldn't dare say this if this weren't anonymous.
hmmm, weetabix stuck in my teeth again.
I've been a follower of the DQN electronics compilations for quite a while now and I would like to put forward some of my music maybes
I'm like the Porco Rosso of kinky sex.
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FISTING
I'm going to call myself and my fellow country men "American" and if any Brazilian or Argentinean or whatever the fuck is offended they can shove it up their ass.
Does "relax" necessarily mean "sleepy"? If I have a herbal tea to calm myself down will it still work if I'm popping pro-plus and and cheap energy drink for an all night essay-writing sesh?
I dropped the bucket in the well, in a manner of speaking
I like money.
So my boss is getting English lessons off me in his office.
He gives me the business English book he's using to prepare something useful for him.
I randomly open the book and start browsing. Words are already written in the margins for the sake of his practice.
In the middle of one page, in a delicate script, is "anus anus anus"...
It would be cool if there was a "like" button on DQN. I mean it works on facebook! How about like a registration thing where we can have our own name, and maybe an avatar pic, then the number of "likes" we get can be recorded so people can see if you're a good poster or not
Dickgirls with manly faces would be titboys.
So on the way home I was listening to the radio, and there was some public service announcement saying, "In the US, a man has a heart attack every 34 seconds." And I think that guy really needs to relax.
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
Fapchan is going to close down today forever. ;_;
Tonight I cut myself.
>>471
So, I went there, read the news and laughed since it was one of survivors of those numerous tiny little boards which has been spawned (following 7chan) when Trevor-chan wrote err... Trevor-chan on PHP (now know as Kusaba). Everyone wanted their own *chan back then, I remember that.
When this flashback ended, without any hesitation I headed straight to a certain board and this link was right there: http://www.newfapchan.org/
So, instead of cutting yourself, you should hurry up and move all good stuff to this new board. I would certainly do this in your place.
Here is an audio incentive for you, >>471: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74dIafTazM
GANBATTE!
>>472
Nah, fapchan is dead and there's no good enough replacement for it. Fuck that shitty niggertits spawn site.
Huh, I could really use a pocket protector.
hello dqn have any of you ever played gitaroo man? about 2 years ago I got up to the third-last level and failed a few times so gave up. Then I felt like playing again tonight and just finished the normal story mode, I'm glad I did. The second last level made me feel cosy inside
OSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssSSssama-tan.
osama osmana osmania ossmannia oneesama oniisan
neechan
osamabamadingdong
"Justice has been done," said Obama.
HEADACHE
фефефефеи
ε ⌒ヘ⌒ヽフ
( ( ・ω・) USA! USA! USA!
しー し─J
sore throat, headache, sun burns. i want a nerdy girlfriend, not yet another boring slut.
So, now that Osama bin Laden is dead, do you suppose the TSA will stop searching for him in the bodily orifices of toddlers and octogenarian grandmothers?
>>489
I assume they will be searching for his accomplices.
Hello Dick Queer Niggers, how are y'all tonight?
( ゚ ヮ゚) Today I got my hands on another used tampon, with some accompanying bloody tissues.
( ゚ ヮ゚) My collection's getting bigger!
>>492 to expand on this, my girl broke up with me, technically a few months ago but, well, I'm a sex god, so she's never really left me. Even when she got back with her ex a few weeks ago, she's still cheated on him with me a few times. Anyway, she came up last night for sex and she was on her period. So I kept the tampon and the wipes we used to clean up afterwards, but today I finally admitted to her, as she was sitting on my dick with blood running down the inside of my thighs, that I'm a piranha. A carnivorous freshwater fish from the South American rainforests [I've since found out that piranhas are omnivorous but I said carnivorous at the time]. So I went down on her and ate that bloody lovely mess too.
That's probably the last time we get together for the near future, but it was pretty good. We also sneaked into the living room and fucked on the sofa, then she sucked me off in the kitchen. I live with two girls as well, they were both upstairs hehehe.
Sorry if that post was offensive to any fellow dokyuns. You can achieve your dreams, go out and do it! I believe in you. Try some ketamine.