Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
I feel special! I never continued a thread before.
Here is an audio incentive for you, >>471: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74dIafTazM
GANBATTE!
>>472
Nah, fapchan is dead and there's no good enough replacement for it. Fuck that shitty niggertits spawn site.
Huh, I could really use a pocket protector.
hello dqn have any of you ever played gitaroo man? about 2 years ago I got up to the third-last level and failed a few times so gave up. Then I felt like playing again tonight and just finished the normal story mode, I'm glad I did. The second last level made me feel cosy inside
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sore throat, headache, sun burns. i want a nerdy girlfriend, not yet another boring slut.
So, now that Osama bin Laden is dead, do you suppose the TSA will stop searching for him in the bodily orifices of toddlers and octogenarian grandmothers?
>>489
I assume they will be searching for his accomplices.
Hello Dick Queer Niggers, how are y'all tonight?
( ί ί) Today I got my hands on another used tampon, with some accompanying bloody tissues.
( ί ί) My collection's getting bigger!
>>492 to expand on this, my girl broke up with me, technically a few months ago but, well, I'm a sex god, so she's never really left me. Even when she got back with her ex a few weeks ago, she's still cheated on him with me a few times. Anyway, she came up last night for sex and she was on her period. So I kept the tampon and the wipes we used to clean up afterwards, but today I finally admitted to her, as she was sitting on my dick with blood running down the inside of my thighs, that I'm a piranha. A carnivorous freshwater fish from the South American rainforests [I've since found out that piranhas are omnivorous but I said carnivorous at the time]. So I went down on her and ate that bloody lovely mess too.
That's probably the last time we get together for the near future, but it was pretty good. We also sneaked into the living room and fucked on the sofa, then she sucked me off in the kitchen. I live with two girls as well, they were both upstairs hehehe.
Sorry if that post was offensive to any fellow dokyuns. You can achieve your dreams, go out and do it! I believe in you. Try some ketamine.
I wish the asmodians on Zikel server weren't full of so many loudmouths.
Never program in PL/SQL.
>>500 no, actually the girl was very against my taking ketamine so I don't do it very often. She knows I did it once because one time I had a pretty bad experience (it was cut with something shitty) and I text her because I thought I was dying haha. She was very mad at me, but she doesn't know about all the other times.
lol
http://www.google.com/search?q=college+textbook+bubble
holy damn short that shit
Peeling tomatoes without a pan of boiling water to dunk them in is a pain.
>>507 make more of your meals from scratch, you'll see how weird can be good then.
>>508 no, I just use the skins in the sauce? whatever man! rain in the ocean!
Tomatoes are shit! Ha ha!
I posted the recipe in /food/ and I must say it came out pretty good.
Why does pain get me high?
>>513
It causes your body to release adrenaline and endorphins.
I want to create my own variety of Marijuana, and call it "Hybrid car farts" as a joke based on the Smug Alert episode of South Park.
HA HA HA I TOTALLY DIDN'T GET THAT ONE
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Huh, somehow I resisted the urge to walk out of work, drive my car up the mountain and straight off a cliff. I was seriously considering it, but accidentally drank enough coffee to make my bi-polarity take effect.
One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
You're, like, really fucking stupid.
You should die.
>>521 woah, that was like, totally relevant to what i was doing when i read it
flat out freakyyyyy
H.P Lovecraft sucks.
Thats is all.
I am fucking sleep deprived right now
My cat woke me up after only 4 hours of sleep. I'm so pissed off; I'm going to do the same to it. An eye for an eye. Oh, sweet >>526, we could both use some rest now, couldn't we?
>>527
I'm lucky if I can get four hours. Then again, I'm insane.
>>528 I bet you're really just a bit eccentric and not actually insane at all.
>>530 Have you ever thought of your mum squeezing your sister out of her vagina?
I wish that lady didn't chime in with that shitty comment towards the end. It's not my fault she woke up late and wasn't smart enough to plan ahead of time.
>>524 I like a lot of Lovecraft's ideas but he's kind of a shitty writer.
I feel like I just visit this thread to bitch
>>534 I don't mind personally, I think it's interesting seeing how DQN lives. And then it's funny when people get upset about people making blog-style posts as well. So I don't mind.
What the hell was the name of that Korean film?
>>535
A bit blog post here and there goes a long way and keeps the community together.
There should be a clear limit to it though.
>>537
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Futanari robot.
When I was a kid, I had fantasies about being a robot. And now... okay, you see where this is going?
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I do love my current partner but I think in the future if we break up and I have to date again I'm only going to date other bi people.
>>544
Are you a man or a woman? What about your partner?
Do you want to do that to have threesomes? Or so that you both can cheat on each other with people of gender opposite to your partner's?
My lower back hurts.
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I want a mobile phone with built-in washing machine and refrigerator.
That wouldn't be very mobile, >>551
You could get some duct tape and attach a bar mini-fridge to one of those tiny student type washing machines, and duct-tape an old cell phone to the side. You might have difficulty fitting it in a pocket, though. Unless you wore cargo pants.
If I was a hatter I could make the best hat for myself.
Female castration
I don't think I've ever met someone who self-identified as a "milliner", no.
Dokyun is smoking a fat cigar at the moment.
Mittens ( ˃ ˂) wrote almost everything on /dqn/.
Pilsner beer
>>564 Yes. It almost fit, but there's bu-n all over my hair now.
Usually I'm afraid of practicing drawing because it's the one thing I feel completely inept at, but now that I've just dived into I'm really happy at the progress!
The first has breast envy, the second feels up the third, the fourth's swimsuit comes undone, the fifth wears a super-skimpy bikini, the sixth eats a cocksicle, the seventh looks into the camera and blushes, etc.
Ten-assed shit stomping dick shelf.
>>569 the store people are fucking with you. I told you flashing your Superstructure membership card would only bring trouble, man!
Oh my god, I missed the shuttle's landing. All because I was too lazy to close some browser tabs yesterday... Do I even deserve to live after this?