Previously: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
I feel special! I never continued a thread before.
>>500 no, actually the girl was very against my taking ketamine so I don't do it very often. She knows I did it once because one time I had a pretty bad experience (it was cut with something shitty) and I text her because I thought I was dying haha. She was very mad at me, but she doesn't know about all the other times.
lol
http://www.google.com/search?q=college+textbook+bubble
holy damn short that shit
Peeling tomatoes without a pan of boiling water to dunk them in is a pain.
>>507 make more of your meals from scratch, you'll see how weird can be good then.
>>508 no, I just use the skins in the sauce? whatever man! rain in the ocean!
Tomatoes are shit! Ha ha!
I posted the recipe in /food/ and I must say it came out pretty good.
Why does pain get me high?
>>513
It causes your body to release adrenaline and endorphins.
I want to create my own variety of Marijuana, and call it "Hybrid car farts" as a joke based on the Smug Alert episode of South Park.
HA HA HA I TOTALLY DIDN'T GET THAT ONE
my penis is wearing a trippy helmet
Huh, somehow I resisted the urge to walk out of work, drive my car up the mountain and straight off a cliff. I was seriously considering it, but accidentally drank enough coffee to make my bi-polarity take effect.
One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
You're, like, really fucking stupid.
You should die.
>>521 woah, that was like, totally relevant to what i was doing when i read it
flat out freakyyyyy
H.P Lovecraft sucks.
Thats is all.
I am fucking sleep deprived right now
My cat woke me up after only 4 hours of sleep. I'm so pissed off; I'm going to do the same to it. An eye for an eye. Oh, sweet >>526, we could both use some rest now, couldn't we?
>>527
I'm lucky if I can get four hours. Then again, I'm insane.
>>528 I bet you're really just a bit eccentric and not actually insane at all.
>>530 Have you ever thought of your mum squeezing your sister out of her vagina?
I wish that lady didn't chime in with that shitty comment towards the end. It's not my fault she woke up late and wasn't smart enough to plan ahead of time.
>>524 I like a lot of Lovecraft's ideas but he's kind of a shitty writer.
I feel like I just visit this thread to bitch
>>534 I don't mind personally, I think it's interesting seeing how DQN lives. And then it's funny when people get upset about people making blog-style posts as well. So I don't mind.
What the hell was the name of that Korean film?
>>535
A bit blog post here and there goes a long way and keeps the community together.
There should be a clear limit to it though.
>>537
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Futanari robot.
When I was a kid, I had fantasies about being a robot. And now... okay, you see where this is going?
ITT we post ITT
I do love my current partner but I think in the future if we break up and I have to date again I'm only going to date other bi people.
>>544
Are you a man or a woman? What about your partner?
Do you want to do that to have threesomes? Or so that you both can cheat on each other with people of gender opposite to your partner's?
My lower back hurts.
Do doot doot do doot.
I want a mobile phone with built-in washing machine and refrigerator.
That wouldn't be very mobile, >>551
You could get some duct tape and attach a bar mini-fridge to one of those tiny student type washing machines, and duct-tape an old cell phone to the side. You might have difficulty fitting it in a pocket, though. Unless you wore cargo pants.
If I was a hatter I could make the best hat for myself.
Female castration
I don't think I've ever met someone who self-identified as a "milliner", no.
Dokyun is smoking a fat cigar at the moment.
Mittens ( ˃ ˂) wrote almost everything on /dqn/.
Pilsner beer
>>564 Yes. It almost fit, but there's bu-n all over my hair now.
Usually I'm afraid of practicing drawing because it's the one thing I feel completely inept at, but now that I've just dived into I'm really happy at the progress!
The first has breast envy, the second feels up the third, the fourth's swimsuit comes undone, the fifth wears a super-skimpy bikini, the sixth eats a cocksicle, the seventh looks into the camera and blushes, etc.
Ten-assed shit stomping dick shelf.
>>569 the store people are fucking with you. I told you flashing your Superstructure membership card would only bring trouble, man!
Oh my god, I missed the shuttle's landing. All because I was too lazy to close some browser tabs yesterday... Do I even deserve to live after this?
CHIPTUNES CHIPTUNES CHIPTUNES
I wish we could all just claim an an unoccupied island we start our own nation... or something.
I'm going to find you. I'm going to get you. You'll be all mine. Soon...
>>578
I was once the sole inhabitant of a long-deceased nation known as Bunitsland. But I don't think anyone noticed...
I don't understand Tablecat. What is it supposed to be about?
>>584 ahhhh that was it, i couldn't remember the name but it's an island in london or something i googled eel pie
Doesn't it seem strange that our consciousness is rooted in something? I am really starting to disbelieve I am myself
I first became disillusioned about college in my very first class, when my teacher was talking about evolution. One of the students, a grown woman, raised her hand and asked, "Since this is just a theory, why don't you have to teach Creationism, too?" It was then that I realized it was just gonna be high school all over again.
My mother tongue has no word for "consciousness". To this day, I don't know what this word should mean.
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ AAAWWW YEAAH TAKE ME ON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE STARS!
>>589 that looks like something i posted but i don't remember posting it, so that's pretty weird
If gods exist, they are made of the same stuff as me and you.
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>>595
Making us and any sentient creature, by proxy, also gods. However in this extreme the word loses its flair, so that one is left to conclude it was only ever used in terms of an entity whose powers extend beyond what could be technologically achieved in any given era.
I saw someone playing CLANNAD on a laptop in the bus today. We talked for a minute before I turned around and continued reading, leaving afterwards without so much as a goodbye. I just didn't care that much.