Seems like someone here's just discovered "chicken on a raft". Stop spamming it, it's ancient
Why does nobody talk about mittens any more?
takes a long drag on Espeon's mitten
Babay, they don't call me HorseThunder for nothin
I have a man crush on ゆよゆっぺ .
I've had a wonderful day, i bought two great records, had dinner with my mum in a japanese restaurant, went to an awesome gig, got a date tomorrow with a babe, just had a joint and saw a shooting star, and now i'm on DQN! Are you as happy as me everyone? PLease say yes!
My captcha is gothing and I'm listening to Bauhaus!
>>319
Your joyous enthusiasm cheers me up a little. Keep being awesome, dokyun!
The girl in dokyuncrush.jpg just got married. Good thing she's not my real crush.
Suddenly, Autumn happened!
Being severely red/green colourblind, all Autumn really means to me is that I no longer know what colour the leaves are. Also it's cold.
I hope the doctor doesn't shove his hand up my ass in the hospital when I go back.
I'm done for. All my truancy is going to finish me. I'm going to kill the dean and then myself.
I'm doing it I"M DOING IT MAN
>>325
Someone who can't use apostrophes properly deserves to die. This reminds me of the time when I went into a fish & chips shop and saw a sign on the wall which read:
CHEES'Y CHIPS
£0.80
How someone can even get an apostrophe that wrong is beyond me. But anyway, what I'm trying to say here, >>325, is that you should probably stick with not killing yourself.
>>326 well that's not really that wrong, considering they used it to show a missing letter. O'er the hills an' far awa', a' the we'ans were chasin' a ba'
D'N D'N L'L
I think the underlying cause of depression over my job is missing my girlfriend.
>>329
Cheer up. I don't have a girlfriend at all. I get depressed over the happiest stuff.
Exam tomorrow. Should be studying. Instead, I'mma eat pizza and not give a fuck.
I'm sad.
Children get lost in th woods all the time, don't they? Given that, why do they make camouflage children's clothing?
No, no it won't. We are done for.
That angry frying pan wielding cat at the top of the page is approaching his 500,000th stir fry. I just saw it on 499,466 which is a pretty nice number, I must say.
>>337 I refreshed it like 50 times and screencapped it at 499,499, but then it went to 499,502 next time i looked
>>338
One of my friends that has it on his BBS has noticed that it's laggy. I saw it at 499,002. Weird that it's already been that long.
On Avery Island by NMH is good.
My plan worked flawlessly.
Durings storms you can often hear light, ning.
I though the questio, ning would never end.
I'm going out for some fine dine, ning.
He's pi, ning for the fjords.
etc..
It's weird to realize how fast the semester is passing.
For some reason I felt the urge to take one of my framed photos off my wall. When I lifted it up, a $50 bill that was wedged between it and the wall fell onto the floor. I now have drug money for buying the DXM someone wanted me to buy!
It's finally getting colder! Maybe I'll go outside!
For I have lived mah life to the full I have no regrets
I love you, internet.
Tasty food, seeing my parents, awesome cars... it's been a good day!
she was beautiful,
but nothing really there.
>>353 would be more appropriate in this thread:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137645057
Archduke is dead. Archduke remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the VIPPERS of all VIPPERS? What was poorest poster and mightiest ruiner of all threads has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What shitty threads shall we bump, what shit shall we post? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Archdukes simply to appear worthy of it?
I have so many better things to do at the moment, but instead I'm bumping this thread. So there.
Which one of you is ID:A8wsgoSY in /love/ and /personal/? There's so much nonsensically off-topic banter that is too DQN to be a serious poster.
>>359
It's nothing outrageous. But the poetic sentiment and uncultured randomness strikes me particularly. This one was a gem.
>she loves you so much.
>it was the great universe night and did you see it?
>lets go see stars in the night sky.
I fainted tonight watching Drive. It's a really good film though, I recommend it
The best part of the winter season is definitely eggnog!
>>361
Build something like http://tablec.at except show random posts from these threads.
>>364
Hey, I just watched that too. The acting is superb, the cinematography hypnotic. However, I found the narrative somewhat disappointing. After a promising beginning, it moves suddenly into a crime subplot that's too predictable. The film deserves something a bit more subtle. Overall it was excellent, however.
Mourning for the death of the discoverer of the land of S-expressions.
>>365 yes haha, I'm not very good at watching things that are a bit gruesome, the bit where the guy's head gets stamped in wasn't too bad but the bit with the guy stabbing the other guy in the eye then in the throat loads of times, I started getting tunnel vision and flopped out unconscious, and my friends woke me up haha.
>>368 ah I thought the plot was excellent, but I knew what the film was about first anyway. Right from the start though I regarded it as basically a movie of a grand theft auto game, how the character is portrayed and the cutscenes and stuff
>>369 it has not been a good month for people who know that that means.
I was driving through a small town one day and saw a sign for a restaurant called "Don's". But it was in all caps, so naturally I thought it said "DQN'S".
Why are my VCs so fucking awesome recently? Today alone I've had:
Time for a social experiment:
Many many weeks ago, www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn was quite an active place (well, as active as anything DQN ever is). This included a massive expedition to the East. From x:100 to x:300, the landscape was replaced with a line of text. This text included, at one point, a list of everything visible to me at the time of writing. This included a poster, next to my computer monitor, of a certain animal, which I described in nauseating detail.
My question to you, DQN, is can you remember what animal is on my poster?
>>375
I'm sorry, I must have stopped helping build our little world long before you wrote that T.T
Halloween is coming! I suddenly want to build a catapult and fire pumpkins at random places to see if they end up damaging anything.
Wowee I found an old PS1 memory card and what a memory card!
I'm not much of a gamer anymore but looking back on these achievements fills me with pride!
I'm sick and tired of studies. I'm thinking about leaving my university. Screw science, it's too tiresome in my old age.
When I was a young man, I had intellectual pretenses, but as I get older, I realize that I've always been rather a simple fellow. If I can't eat it, shoot it, or fuck it, I'm not interested.
I don't think anyone's ever been so madly in love with me as this young lady is, yay
>>375, all I remember is someone ranting about touhou. But I'm going out of my way here and guess it's a panda.
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Baseball seems exciting all of a sudden!
>>375
For some reason I keep thinking African animals, like a lion or maybe a giraffe or an elephant, but I can't really remember.
It's espeon!
Today's rat got his little face crushed in and lived (for awhile). In an effort to escape, he leapt off the top shelf of the shed and found terra firma. Nearly as home free as any rat with a crushed snout and lodged in a trap can be, he then got his leg caught in yet another trap. What a shitty day that animal had...
> someone ranting about touhou
Yes, that would be me.
Anyway, the correct answer was that it was a CAT on my poster. A very nice cat too.
Apple juice sort of looks like piss, doesn't it?
>>395
Is this you?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1311881634/46
Rat heaven would smell terrible...
Should I meet my childhood friend tomorrow, or stay up all night and watch anime...?
Stay up all night and watch anime with your childhood friend tomorrow. And by watch anime I mean make love.
>>358
you don't have to care in one bit.
it is not bad to opinion.
reflect on the moon's beauty.
dance with me under the stars.
we are always human.and we are love.
I just can't be moved to give a fuck about Captain America. Am I a bad American?
Tyrian's music rules.
>>401
I don't know, but I don't give a shit about him either.
I do, however, think of him as one of the lame tier super heroes as his abilities aren't all that amazing.
I was thinking that I was always looking at the past and remembering how good of a time I always used to have. But if I so fondly look at the past like that perhaps the present isn't as bad as I make it out to be.
The Secret Area of VIP Quality definitely no longer quality anymore because of that shit poster (you'll know the one if you go there) the admin seems to think livens the atmosphere and hence allows him to keep shitting up the board. Don't get me wrong; the "don't think, feel" philosophy is one that I certainly agree with. But there's another one that's also important: "Shit posts are not quality." I really love the SAOVQ, but I've been feeling more at home here recently.
>>405
Possibly the best part about that place is how after every shitpost a couple people will helpfully chime in "Off to the tanasinn chamber!" or something else to that effect. It certainly livens the place up a bit, don't you think?
Speaking of tanasinn, I always thought DQN to be more tanasinn than VIP. The latter should live with its "shit posts aren't quality" mindset.
I'm getting more and more depressed in my university. Or, well, because of skipping it almost every day. I guess I'm knee-deep in trouble, but I try not to think about it. But then I still DO think about it. Hopefully this post will ease up my mind a little bit.
It's just I'm at that impasse again: study all day long a couple of weeks to catch up or just let it drift until I receive a notice of expulsion. Again.
I just want to be a good bass player! 7 years of playing and Im still no more than mediocre. Lately when I go to play Im so sickened with my lack of skill I hate myself and just put it away.
So, today I woke up and said, "You're the fucking espeon! Get a job!"