Children get lost in th woods all the time, don't they? Given that, why do they make camouflage children's clothing?
No, no it won't. We are done for.
That angry frying pan wielding cat at the top of the page is approaching his 500,000th stir fry. I just saw it on 499,466 which is a pretty nice number, I must say.
>>337 I refreshed it like 50 times and screencapped it at 499,499, but then it went to 499,502 next time i looked
>>338
One of my friends that has it on his BBS has noticed that it's laggy. I saw it at 499,002. Weird that it's already been that long.
On Avery Island by NMH is good.
My plan worked flawlessly.
Durings storms you can often hear light, ning.
I though the questio, ning would never end.
I'm going out for some fine dine, ning.
He's pi, ning for the fjords.
etc..
It's weird to realize how fast the semester is passing.
For some reason I felt the urge to take one of my framed photos off my wall. When I lifted it up, a $50 bill that was wedged between it and the wall fell onto the floor. I now have drug money for buying the DXM someone wanted me to buy!
It's finally getting colder! Maybe I'll go outside!
For I have lived mah life to the full I have no regrets
I love you, internet.
Tasty food, seeing my parents, awesome cars... it's been a good day!
she was beautiful,
but nothing really there.
>>353 would be more appropriate in this thread:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137645057
Archduke is dead. Archduke remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the VIPPERS of all VIPPERS? What was poorest poster and mightiest ruiner of all threads has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What shitty threads shall we bump, what shit shall we post? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Archdukes simply to appear worthy of it?
I have so many better things to do at the moment, but instead I'm bumping this thread. So there.
Which one of you is ID:A8wsgoSY in /love/ and /personal/? There's so much nonsensically off-topic banter that is too DQN to be a serious poster.
>>359
It's nothing outrageous. But the poetic sentiment and uncultured randomness strikes me particularly. This one was a gem.
>she loves you so much.
>it was the great universe night and did you see it?
>lets go see stars in the night sky.
I fainted tonight watching Drive. It's a really good film though, I recommend it
The best part of the winter season is definitely eggnog!
>>361
Build something like http://tablec.at except show random posts from these threads.
>>364
Hey, I just watched that too. The acting is superb, the cinematography hypnotic. However, I found the narrative somewhat disappointing. After a promising beginning, it moves suddenly into a crime subplot that's too predictable. The film deserves something a bit more subtle. Overall it was excellent, however.
Mourning for the death of the discoverer of the land of S-expressions.
>>365 yes haha, I'm not very good at watching things that are a bit gruesome, the bit where the guy's head gets stamped in wasn't too bad but the bit with the guy stabbing the other guy in the eye then in the throat loads of times, I started getting tunnel vision and flopped out unconscious, and my friends woke me up haha.
>>368 ah I thought the plot was excellent, but I knew what the film was about first anyway. Right from the start though I regarded it as basically a movie of a grand theft auto game, how the character is portrayed and the cutscenes and stuff
>>369 it has not been a good month for people who know that that means.
I was driving through a small town one day and saw a sign for a restaurant called "Don's". But it was in all caps, so naturally I thought it said "DQN'S".
Why are my VCs so fucking awesome recently? Today alone I've had:
Time for a social experiment:
Many many weeks ago, www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn was quite an active place (well, as active as anything DQN ever is). This included a massive expedition to the East. From x:100 to x:300, the landscape was replaced with a line of text. This text included, at one point, a list of everything visible to me at the time of writing. This included a poster, next to my computer monitor, of a certain animal, which I described in nauseating detail.
My question to you, DQN, is can you remember what animal is on my poster?
>>375
I'm sorry, I must have stopped helping build our little world long before you wrote that T.T
Halloween is coming! I suddenly want to build a catapult and fire pumpkins at random places to see if they end up damaging anything.
Wowee I found an old PS1 memory card and what a memory card!
I'm not much of a gamer anymore but looking back on these achievements fills me with pride!
I'm sick and tired of studies. I'm thinking about leaving my university. Screw science, it's too tiresome in my old age.
When I was a young man, I had intellectual pretenses, but as I get older, I realize that I've always been rather a simple fellow. If I can't eat it, shoot it, or fuck it, I'm not interested.
I don't think anyone's ever been so madly in love with me as this young lady is, yay
>>375, all I remember is someone ranting about touhou. But I'm going out of my way here and guess it's a panda.
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Baseball seems exciting all of a sudden!
>>375
For some reason I keep thinking African animals, like a lion or maybe a giraffe or an elephant, but I can't really remember.
It's espeon!
Today's rat got his little face crushed in and lived (for awhile). In an effort to escape, he leapt off the top shelf of the shed and found terra firma. Nearly as home free as any rat with a crushed snout and lodged in a trap can be, he then got his leg caught in yet another trap. What a shitty day that animal had...
> someone ranting about touhou
Yes, that would be me.
Anyway, the correct answer was that it was a CAT on my poster. A very nice cat too.
Apple juice sort of looks like piss, doesn't it?
>>395
Is this you?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1311881634/46
Rat heaven would smell terrible...
Should I meet my childhood friend tomorrow, or stay up all night and watch anime...?
Stay up all night and watch anime with your childhood friend tomorrow. And by watch anime I mean make love.
>>358
you don't have to care in one bit.
it is not bad to opinion.
reflect on the moon's beauty.
dance with me under the stars.
we are always human.and we are love.
I just can't be moved to give a fuck about Captain America. Am I a bad American?
Tyrian's music rules.
>>401
I don't know, but I don't give a shit about him either.
I do, however, think of him as one of the lame tier super heroes as his abilities aren't all that amazing.
I was thinking that I was always looking at the past and remembering how good of a time I always used to have. But if I so fondly look at the past like that perhaps the present isn't as bad as I make it out to be.
The Secret Area of VIP Quality definitely no longer quality anymore because of that shit poster (you'll know the one if you go there) the admin seems to think livens the atmosphere and hence allows him to keep shitting up the board. Don't get me wrong; the "don't think, feel" philosophy is one that I certainly agree with. But there's another one that's also important: "Shit posts are not quality." I really love the SAOVQ, but I've been feeling more at home here recently.
>>405
Possibly the best part about that place is how after every shitpost a couple people will helpfully chime in "Off to the tanasinn chamber!" or something else to that effect. It certainly livens the place up a bit, don't you think?
Speaking of tanasinn, I always thought DQN to be more tanasinn than VIP. The latter should live with its "shit posts aren't quality" mindset.
I'm getting more and more depressed in my university. Or, well, because of skipping it almost every day. I guess I'm knee-deep in trouble, but I try not to think about it. But then I still DO think about it. Hopefully this post will ease up my mind a little bit.
It's just I'm at that impasse again: study all day long a couple of weeks to catch up or just let it drift until I receive a notice of expulsion. Again.
I just want to be a good bass player! 7 years of playing and Im still no more than mediocre. Lately when I go to play Im so sickened with my lack of skill I hate myself and just put it away.
So, today I woke up and said, "You're the fucking espeon! Get a job!"
>>411
You get more self-obsessed by the day, Espeon.
Captcha was hire, appropriately enough.
>>412
I'm about to start *stealk*ing myself.
Everything seems to be going right in my life and I'm incredibly happy, but I'll be even happier when >>413 goes away
>>413
Seriously though, why do you even bother using a tripcode? There's so few of us here you can pretty much tell us apart as "the guy with the menstruation fetish" or "the guy who rants about Touhou".
>>415
Sometimes I make up a whole bunch of conflicting personas, just to mess with you.
>>411,413
Espeon, you don't need a job. I'm sure someone will adopt you.
lol tripcodes
Found one crushed under the garage door today. Not sure if that's how it died or not, but I'll still count it as a kill.
I, too, feel like expressing my individuality.
>>419
14 dead since I started counting. I don't really know my grand lifetime total because I hadn't bothered counting before. In the past it was just a couple at a time. This run has been a pretty major event, though. Remember how destructive ONE can be.
I swear sometimes rats follow me. They're everywhere I go. Maybe as a result of some mutation my sweat smells like a female rat in heat or something.
>>422
Is considering rubbing a rat trap under your arm to test the hypothesis that you're exuding rat pheromones a symptom of the plague? Because if so...
>>411
ttp://chanarchive.org/4chan/vp/9224/dammit-espeon-cut-it-out
I'm getting really sick of all you people in that demanding things of the last poster thread. You can't come in, go "Hey, fuck you guy before me!" and then start pushing others around. We got a pecking order here in the DQN, see? You gotta start at the bottom and work your way up. You can't have your cake and eat it, too. If the previous poster says, "go on 4chan," you do it! If he says "spend time on something creative," you know what? It's not like you were going to use those ten minutes for anything! Jerk off to your Fate/Zero porn another time, sweet Saber will be there waiting for you. And you know what? If someone tells you to commit seppaku, it is your duty, your moral imperative, to commit seppaku. I mean fuck, I'd commit even commit seppaku on camera. I have a sword and a webcam. Just tell me when.
>>420
Let's all post with tripcodes in this thread.
>>421
Perhaps you are a rat!
>>425
(☝ﾟ∀ﾟ)☝ This guy! "Seppaku!" Listen to this guy, and his jokes!
>>425
I promise that I tried really hard, but committing seppuku with Sonic is impossible. It really just is. You should try it out yourself.
>>425
I agree it's more fun if everybody puts in effort to keep up with the demands. However, you can't realistically expect too much from the average lazy DQNer. I am a little sad that nobody spent time on my demand to make something creative. But such is DQN.
>>428
I was actually about to do that when the next guy posted. I was going to make a crude 10 minute MS paint drawing of Espeon on a bicycle. In retrospect, I'm happy that I didn't because my MS paint drawings are quite a bit below the average quality of an average MS paint drawing.
We should have some almost-oekaki exchange thread, but we'd be too lazy to post in it and it'd die.
>>428 I saw your post and was disappointed that there were three posts after you, because I would have put a lot of effort into a 10 minute creative piece for you.
I often tag my creations with DQN on various content hosting sites...
( ￣д￣;) Thank you for telling me about the super fun party that you didn't invite me to. Really, interesting stuff.