I am doing well so far in not eating today. It was mostly because I am NEET that I managed to shave off six of those hours, but I will keep this up and enjoy my cold dinner at 12 A.M./00:00.
>>433
I give it 3 days before the house fills up with used tissues and encrusted ona-holes.
Oh my god, that last poster in the Demanding from the next poster thread, that was beautiful!
I've successfully completed the challenge of not eating for an entire day.
>>436
I love these campaigns. I sort of feel like I should stop eating meat out of gratitude, but it's so darn tasty.
My girlfriend's period is a week late. It's probably because of the stress of moving to a new country and getting a new and tiring job but that doesn't stop me from being extremely worried~
Damn, talk about out of my league...
Everyone seems to make such quality posts in the demanding thread...I'm afraid to post there...
I haven't been DQN in such a long time... I wonder what happened in the past 500 days.
My classmates are idorts.
>>450
If by quality, you mean that I spend 3592359 paragraphs trying to explain something then sure...
On a side note, my cycling route was amazing. Going out is fun sometimes. You should all try it!
>>454
I had much less of an aversion to going outside and taping that Haruhi drawing to an inanimate child because I had to bike around a park to get to it :3
Is it just me, or are we DQNs a lot different from the people who post on the other boards? Just browse the personal and culture boards... who are these people?
>>459 This is my favourite thread because I like to think what kind of person would be a regular poster on /dqn/, it seems to be a small pool of very odd individuals. Some things people say here, on one hand scares me a little sometimes, but on the other hand I like to think we would share some sort of camaraderie.
To be honest I've never actually explored anywhere else on 4-ch.net, so I might use your post as an excuse to.
god i haven't been here since forever
DQN makes me smile
>>459
I personally post on the other boards, but not often. Perhaps each board is assigned one regular user and only he/she posts there? It would make sense given the lack of traffic.
I sort of understand what you mean though. Some of the other boards have quite regular posts like those you would find in a `normal' discussion board. And that's okay!
Continuations are a low-level Hourai elixir.
>>462 Of course, I'd consider myself one of those odd individuals haha, I dread to think someone I know IRL would stumble across this board and recognise some of the things I've said.
I'm just a simple NEET, don't mind me ( LΦ`)
The other boards are pretty slow and boring compared to /dqn/ but they aren't all bad. In fact four years ago /love/ actually helped me get my first girlfriend.
The thread is 1173252727. Ah, I was such a young and immature fool back then. It's extremely embarrassing to go back and read it.
Anyway, for anybody curious about the end of that story, we stayed together for over two years, then we "took a break" while she went to study abroad, and that's where it ended.
Is this real? I kind of want to believe the queen actually did that...
Haha I want to know what Morrissey thinks
I'm not sure if I'm happy being a creeper.
>>469
How are you a creeper? Tell us about creepy things you do in as much detail as possible. You're anonymous here, so cut out details that could personally identify yourself and others, but go wild besides that.
I haven't caught a rat all week. All of my disgusting little friends may have gone to infest the big garden shed in the sky.
It feels like my life lacks purpose all of a sudden. Is it too corny to call it empty rat nest syndrome?
>>471
Everyone does that.
I feel like shit. I've been feeling like shit for the past 24 hours.
>>472
I don't enjoy sexual pleasure, actually. Is this normal?
>>474
I bet the Pope masturbates.
Just think of that every time you are tempted. That old German troll just looking you in the eyes while he does it with that creepy-ass "smile."
You can thank me later.
>>474
If you don't enjoy it, then why do you call it pleasure? Say "I don't enjoy orgasm" instead, maybe.
>>479
I demand that you write the DQN time at the time of reading on your stomach. Get a camera and record yourself masturbating.
>>476
Excitation of the nerve endings in such a case is just commonly called pleasure. I suppose I could have said, "I don't like the penile excitation of nerve endings". But that would have sounded silly.
Typical dokyun: ttp://livedoor.2.blogimg.jp/kinisoku/imgs/4/b/4bbfbfe3.jpg
Typical vipper: ttp://livedoor.2.blogimg.jp/kinisoku/imgs/8/3/83cb1855.jpg
NEET
Guess what's on the FRONT PAGE of the Wall Street Journal, guys...
>BERKELEY, Calif. -- Fifteen young men in this hotbed of activism gathered at an Indian restaurant on a recent Sunday and made an appeal: Could the waiter please switch from the news to "My Little Pony"?
>Then the men heaped their plates with curry and clustered around tables to absorb the Pony cartoon, share trivia about characters and play show-and-tell with the various plastic Pony toys they had brought along.
>Meet the self-described "bronies."
This isn't the weekly independent. Fuck no, this is the WALL STREET JOURNAL. What is going on?
>>485
A bunch of fags are doing a bunch of stupid shit because they can and trying to force some stupid shit onto other people. It's only a matter of time till these cock suckers get taken down for being annoying, stupid fucks that need to die.
h D
WSJ Story continued...
>It wasn't supposed to be this way. When Hasbro Inc. and Discovery Communications Inc. revived the "My Little Pony" franchise on a new network called The Hub, an executive told investors the remake was for "the three- to six-year old girl and her mom, ho has fond memories of 'My Little Pony' from her childhood."
>...In an email, a Hasbro spokeswoman said of the bronies: "From what we've seen, they are a small group of 'My Little Pony' fans who don't necessarily fit what one might expect of the brand's target audience."
lol
>Some bronies disdain Hasbro's Pony figurines, which they find too commercial and not "show accurate." A pet peeve: On TV, Princess Celestia is a heavenly white, but the toy is cotton-candy pink. So the bronies frequently buy unofficial merchandise including treasures such as pipe-cleaner Ponies.
beyond the land of lol
Just imagine, most of these guys were poking fun at otakus just a little more than a year ago.
I think they're trying to transcend irony by creating an infinite loop of it.
>>488
Huh. I'm starting to understand how people can think we're so pathetic just for enjoying anime.
>>491 don't you feel pathetic watching anime? I always do, i just don't mind it
>>491
Hey, I'm better than these people! It's not like I go to meetups... except for all those conventions... hmm. And it's not like I spend money on it... except for all this shit on my wal--FUCK!
Well, at least cumming on figures of cute anime girls is less creepy than doing it to ponies.
Plus, cleaning their manes afterwards must be one hell of a job for those guys. Probably they enjoy it the same way some people love using rifles: shoot them, clean them.
I work with horses for a living and how anyone can find them cute is beyond me.
When did horses become girly anyway? They're very functional animals that were used by knights and cowboys. Next we'll be making plush toys of bears.
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I love reading "Is this a <character_name>?.." comments on
rule34 sites. They have that unique "Now I've seen
everything!" feel. The first thing that comes to my mind is,
"No, no you haven't, bro." But I wisely keep it to myself,
that youngster will discover it on his own.
Stop talking about "magical powder" here, you're going to bring the cops down on us!
also, >>500GETTO
I might be getting an Onee-sama`♥
This is great as I've never had a sister type relationship with my real sister since she hated me and abused me as a kid.
I might be getting ahead of myself, but I'm a little excited.
I was recently reading something and saw the word "brainstorming." My brain wackyparsed it as "branstorming." This can only mean I'm not getting a well-balanced breakfast. ~_~;
Started writing a song today called I Cut My Willy Off With A Stained-Glass Window Shard (Once In A Lifetime)
>>504
That reminds me of a song I wrote called I've Been in Love With You Ever Since You Poured Hydrochloric Acid on My Pants
i'm so happy i could cry
ahhhhh new mlp episode up!
fuck
(◕ ◡ ◕) i need a cigarette and a shit
It has been one week since I caught my last rat. I think I got them all... I just... I don't know what to do.
I have nothing to remember them by. I should have made a little graveyard for them with popsicle stick crosses. Oh well. Instead I'll just stencil "RAT HEAVEN" on the garbage can...
>>508
Now you must set out on an adventure and find more rats to kill in whichever way you want.
This is the beginning, now go forth and kill some more or whatever the shit you like doing to them.
>>508
I hear that badgers and weasels give better EXP and loot.
>>508 get yourself a powerful air gun and go on night hunts near local markets/dumps or other homeless people-infested places.
The movie "Oasis" made me cry.
Last night my mum said "oh wow we seem to have a lot of internets tonight!"
I'm really pissing off a lot of people.
I'm really pissing myself off.
Do we think in English?
And one for the road.
INHUMANOIDS! INHUMANOIDS! The evil that lies within!
I'm not sure which is worse: that I understand these depictions or that I understand what's this comic about: http://alt.org/nethack/dudley/?658
http://soundcloud.com/dsfa/320-im-a-dqn-raised-by-a-hen
>Plays 6
Newest DQN-research indicates, that there are, in fact, only 6 dokyuns left in the wild.
>>528 i only just gave it a proper listen just now, first time since I made it haha
do you like the artwork?
I've been playing so much Touhou that the letters in blocks of text kind of start moving like bullets. Ugh...
>>524
May I introduce you to my mother? Make sure that your skirt isn't too short or she might think that you're a whore.
SAoVQ is down and that's no good
A lot of hikikomoris are bound by their anxiety and low self-esteem. I, however, feel that staying home is the surest way to keep my anger at/intolerance of being around anyone for more than an hour in check.
I'M A POTENTIALLY VIOLENT SHUT-IN AND I VOTE
Lately I've been getting a bit anti-social for some reason.
This is a startling realization. ( ί-ί)
Anyway, I'm gonna keep being a lazy piece of shit and do whatever the hell I feel like doing.
Mrenh.
I was going to google DQN, but then I realized I was already browsing DQN.