CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)
Stranger: Well, we've been friends for awhile, and he's a relatively benign pedo, he just seems creepy as fuck.
Stranger: So if he got paired with a random roommate through the university?
You: Oh, right.
Stranger: They wouldn't respond well.
You: Does he have one of those creepy pedo grins all the time?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: ALL THE GODDAMN TIME
You: hahaha
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16:05 * marisa_doll chose hand over onahole today
16:06 < watermelons> good to have you back on the side of justice marisa_doll
16:06 < marisa_doll> :v
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R. Kelly in the middle of the Sahara wearing jeans and playing the sitar means that black history month is underway.
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I suspect Ms. Fortune is only lesbian for that burger
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)
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Fuckin' Jones.
>>113
It's referenced (with a photograph of the corresponding page) on Wikipedia and it's in NetHack, so I don't see why not. Something something fair use.
Coming back from walk, I have come into a side-street and have come across group of guys, at first sight they were similar on goths or emos there were black clothes on them. I have decided to pass by, as one of is ready has stopped me. Has asked to light up a cigarette, I have answered that I do not smoke, then he has pressed me to a wall and has started to kiss my neck as if vampire, it is strange but it was pleasant to me.
I have asked that he does, on what he has answered that he gathers to fuck me in an ass and he will not accept any objections differently all his friends will start up me on a circle as fucking to a knot. Having inclined over me he has pulled together from me trousers and my cock has started to suck, I groaned. In a step to his movements I have begun fuck him in a mouth with the big force. Not bad I have walked by gay goths. Probably and to me it is necessary to think to become the gay moreover and goth.
Goths and EMOs it cool.
When I get angry at my boyfriend, I stay away from him. And when he calls me on my cellphone - I have a thin sony ericsson phone - I answer the call and stick the phone up my ass. And I just let him talk righ into my ass. His voice is echoing inside my asshole. He babbles and I don't answer. Sometimes I fart. He's talking to my ass. I tell him that and it makes him angry.
Punishment isn't allowed in the classroom, so you can't send kids to the principal's office or anything.
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>>129
I was about to attack this for its "lol sex randumb" factor, but then I realized this is exactly why I liked it in Morrowind.
I am a bad person.
>>130
I posted it for its weird-ass mix of classy and not-classy.
Have you also noticed that the C in CocaCola looks like a snakes tongue? satan was the snake in the garden of eden. And the other tongue is going through the L at the top
He roleplays being in love with an infamous troll there to get attention, and even in unrelated, anonymous posts he's always sure to leave a hint who he is. Here's a guy:
Remember when /dqn/ used to be good? Guys? Back when people could be banned for using tripcodes, the board was checked hourly by rat mod, and people used sage correctly rather than ALL THE TIME or NEVER? Do you remember when people would hide shitty threads and no one would reply, they'd just report them?
You shitheads really fucked up the one place on the internet that I love, the one place that I felt was right for me. I hope that you burn in hell for a long time. Go back to gaia, go back to /vip/, go back to wherever you fucking came from. anywhere but here.
Here we go again wit these cowards that be haters
Jealous of da three six cause we gettin our paper
We'll whoop yo ass thought you knew we don't care about
Noise talkin' fools get yo denture teeth knocked out
We don't be playin when it come to handlin business
Hit cha we dat one hitter quitter solid fistes
And we take your corners and we shutting down your trap spot
Kickin down yo door and we stomp you like a jauggernaught
Call the police when you hear that we comin through
Eyes stay red from the liqour and the zuzus
We'll beat ya down anybody wanna step up
Better say yo prayers you gon get yo face messed up
sometimes i feel like life's not worth living, if all i have to look forward to is work and feeling bad. do you ever feel that way
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So did moot add a new 4chan board and everyone here flocked back to 4chan, or did all the people from /jp/ find out about 4-ch and then flock here?
>>145 probably both. He added something or changed moderation somewhere and then started banning /jp/ers for no reason. Or probably some jerk linked here on red*it.
You of the industrial world cannot lock up a thought. It is an impossible task.
In attempting to control the citizens of cyberspace, you have failed.
In attempting to give names to our acts, which you deem to be crimes, you have also failed.
You use terms such as "trespassing", "breaking and entering", and
"destruction of property", where no physical act has even occurred. Your very language
is grossly inadequate to describe our deeds, which are in fact, not crimes.
The human hands are the catalysts of your industrial world of glass and steel. It took
you one million years to manufacture your pathetic, polluted world. The human
mind is the catalyst of OUR universe, known to you as cyberspace. Our paradise, our
eden, our heaven, was built in less than fifty years, and is still growing. Oh, what we
shall have in a million!
For our deeds, which are not crimes, you of the industrial world confine our bodies into
brick and mortar boxes. You affix your devices of steel to our ankles, mistakingly
thinking that it will impead our movement. You employ similar devices of steel to
restrict our hands, mistakingly thinking that it will halt our ability to create or destroy.
None of these impotent actions can incarcerate our thoughts, in fact this very thought has
found it's way to our electronic world with great ease. Your primative industrial minds
seem utterly unable to grasp this extremely simple concept:
You cannot confine our bodies, we do not live in your industrial world. Destroy our physical
bodies, and our thoughts and ideas, the important part of us, will live on forever in the
servers and nodes which surround and penetrate your polluted world.
You cannot impede our movement, for we do not travel in any way that you understand. For
us, travel is instantaneous, our entire destinations are copied and presented to us.
Similarly, it is impossible to restrict our ability to create, or even to deny us freedom in any
way that is meaningful to us. This thought is proof of that.
In your blindness, you fail, completely, to understand your dire situation as you attempt to
form us into your mold. You preach that we are the misfits, struggling, and in distress.
But it is a happy fish that stays in the water. It was a fish in distress that resorted to crawling
on land. That first fish was also a misfit. Ignorance is bliss, and you are the blissful fish,
unable to live in our world. Unlike you, we will not even notice when your pathetic,
polluted stream has run dry. Do not attempt to rehabilitate us.
We do not wish to be like you.
We have no desire or need for your structures and noisy machinery. We have our own
paradise, our own heaven, in which we live, and you are not welcome here. For we are
each of us an Archangel, and judgment has been passed.
You are the damned.
For every misfit fish that crawled unto the land, a million stayed behind, just as we, the
citizens of cyberspace, leave you the creatures of the industrial world, behind.
You are unable to impede us, confine us, or restrict us,
for God himself has chosen us over you.
Archangel
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What did that get me? 21 years of my right hand and softcore porn
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You are banned! ;_;
You have been banned from /jp/ for the following reason:
Repeated abuse of the image field (avatars)
Your ban was filed on February 15th, 2012, and expires on February 22nd, 2012, which is 7 days from now.
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Structure and Interpretation of CP
He is a fool and ever shall, Who writes his name upon a wall.
Yanno, I’m pretty sick of folks constantly shitting on Black Americans. Don’t like us? Don’t want us? Don’t respect us? KEEP OUR DAMN NAMES OUTCHA MOUF!
Are there any other Pokemon kin out there? I just identify so strongly with Cyndaquil, and it’s sort of… lonely.
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Skrillex, and his music is so sexy and UNFFFFFFFFFFF. OMFG I missed him last year. T_______T I wish I hadn’t. I’m so making it this year if he comes back my way, and I’ll never forget it. I’ll go motherfucking APE SHIT and let loose and dance in the crowd without giving a fuck. I’ve dreamt about it.
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So according to the DSM-V, "mental retardation" is going to be called "intellectual disability".
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Masturbation: A nasty way to remind you that you are alone.
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Wilhelm Reich and Ronald Laing were among the few conventionally
trained psychologists who recognised that human society is insane and
that what mainstream psychology classifies as neurosis or addiction is
in fact a healthy response from a sane organism to the stress of being
required to live in an insane civilisation while pretending it's not
an insane civilisation.
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"Prepare me?" he repeated, a bit of doubt in his voice. It was well known that making love with a monster girl could be as exhausting as it was pleasurable, and fit or not he couldn't help wonder if his body could take it.
So every time I go to this bar there's a girl there who always looks pretty drunk and dances like crazy. Sometimes I see her bending over dancing in front of guys and she'll lick the floor. This is a really dirty bar by the way.. IIN?
she dont need no man till shes knocked up and wants child support no fuck that if a woman says she dont want a man then she dont want his money either
Why doesn't Batman just wrap his puckered sphincter around Joker's head, slowly lowering himself as his ravaged butthole envelops the Joker as he laughs, eventually sucking the Joker all the way up his colon, anal voring him and keeping Gotham safe forever.
i'm going to lie in bed and smell your pants and think about your bloody vagina
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I've been in love with Goku from Dragon Ball since I was in my twenties and never found any cartoon character attractive before him. Now i'm really digging Ichigo from Bleach and my husband isn't jealous at all ;D
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China, north korea...what's the fucking difference. slopeheads and zipperheads and chinks and gooks. same thing. no difference. except the chinese have better looking pussies. AND BETTER TEA!!!
quit telling facebook what you "like" cause then i have to read about it. which gives me the creeps because it means you are conversing with a fucking marketing computer like it was alive and then the machine is ratting you out to me about it. i mean, it's fucking gay.
if that renowned and insistent atheist bill maher would just give in to that long denied urge to feel a black man's mighty penis deep inside his anus, he would toss out all this atheism nonsense and realize that the god of homo love awaits him and he would be an atheist no more. stop resisting, bill: give in to it; let the god of anal fulfillment put your frustrated emotions onto their intended pathway; the one that leads into the leather-bar bathroom, where dark apache dancers with huge shaved testicles await to whisk you into their Bathroom Broadway of Rectal Delights.
mitt romney does those cute little face moves for the cameras that clinton does. he's probly already jizzing onto the interns just to get warmed up for the white house.
for one hour and 48 minutes maria ozawa is attacked by tentacles in Tentacle Ecstacy and is never even CONSIDERED for an academy award. A solo performance unmatched in motion picture history. just her and the tentacles. and they are mean!!! Fuck Hollywood. If her performance wasnt already remarkable enough she did it with blurred genitals!
they played "Tentacles, Cum, and Cameltoes" at my wedding. there wasnt a dry eye, cock, or vulva in the entire church. even some asses were dripping splutter.
the pictures are fantastic.
spluttering to and fro ! hemmroids spluttering like new born afterbirth !did they just change the font he
And the silver cross around his chest uiiii!!! surely to make Snoop Dog jealous!!!... oh well but appart from that nice show so far..
I always feel pathetic when I go to bed, crying over wanting to be with my boyfriend,and then sleeping with his hoodie because that’s all I have. This has been a common theme the past few nights.
In the city of Menoplia, life is controlled by the evil Pimpinator. The boys struggle against one another in a mad dash for survival, and the girls struggle to maintain their rings of "protection" through a mixture of sex appeal and "favors," forever afraid that they'll draw the wrong person.
In the middle of this world of sexual troubles comes a hero - the only hero capable of saving these troubled lands. The city welcomes her.
Licking the tentacles of injustice wherever she goes - she is Night Walker, Breast of the Law!
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