CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)
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Why do I try anymore? If all you do is throw me into the dirt...
Me, Myself, and I
I don't really like life.
A few things I do like are: Naruto, drawing, poetry, and music
I hate my father and 9 year old sister more than life
I think emo guys are sexy
I love animals
I hate persain cats because their evil
I'm labeled emo
I have no meaning in life
I'm pessemistic
i'm dark
strange
weird
alone
hurt
Music
My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Panic! At The Disco, AFI, Evanecences, Maroon 5, Fall Out Boy, The Fray, The Killers< The Feeling, The Calling, Blue October, Hellogoodbye, Bon Jovi, Queen, Good Charlette, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, 30 Sec, to Mars, Shiney toy guns, H.I.M., Hoobastank, Children of Bodom, Tokio Hotel, In Flames, Godsmack, Papa Roach, Disturbed, Thousand Foot Krutch, Saosin, System of a down, Muse, Korn, Nine inch nails
Hates...
my dad, my sisters, the sun, color, being around people
Happiest When
alone, watching naruto, drawing
Maddest When
with my dad and sister, when people get ignorant, people dis my fav bands
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While I think it's kind of weird, there are far more legitimate reasons to be concerned with Mittens Romnington III as a candidate.
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The use of the past tense can be an indicator of psychological detachment, and the researchers found that the psychopaths used it more than the present tense when compared with the nonpsychopaths.
HF Radio: Wide area blackout of HF radio communication, loss of radio contact for about an hour on sunlit side of Earth.
Navigation: Low-frequency navigation signals degraded for about an hour.
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oh wow stop trying to cause a consperincy you dumb ass
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Omg hai ^___^ Im Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPAA SUPAA SUPAA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!! I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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>day 404 not found in Equestria
>Fluttershy comes tiptoeing up
>"So, Anonymous, what IS your fetish, anyway?"
"That's a hell of a way to start a conversation, you know that?"
>"Um." She begins to do that squeaky thing she does.
"Look, I know we all have needs. And you really are kind of cute."
>"Really?"
"Yeah. Are you asking me these stupid questions, doing all these stupid plans, because you want to have sex with me or something like that?"
>she's hiding behind a tree
>and blushing
>and nodding silently, visibly ashamed
"Then say it."
>"Anonymous, um..." squeak squeak
>you reach over
>put your hand gently on her shoulder
>she looks at your hand
>spaghetti starts to come out of her pockets
>she starts to cry
>she grabs Angel and starts trying to mop up the spaghetti with him
>then she farts
>it's an enormous wet fart
>it covered the tree trunk behind her with bubbly brown shit
>a loud gurgle comes from her belly
>poor Fluttershy, she looks so afraid
>diarrhea begins jetting loudly from her asshole
>it's like a fire hose
>she tries to hold onto a tree
>but with one final squeak she is ripped away by the force of the shit rocket blasting out of her anus and blasted off into the sky atop a brown smoke-trail of shit vapor
>wait a minute, she doesn't wear clothing, how could she have pockets?
>fucking Fluttershy
"how come when plants drink water they get real big and beautiful but when i drink water i pee my pants in the middle of disney world"
The Human blood helped to finish all the changes her mind was processing. Everything was beautifully clear. It was then she realized that she was wrong earlier. She did still feel something for him. She was really bisexual, and only thought she became a full lesbian.
I live in music, in poetry, and in the life reflective. I seek intellectual boldness in man, I worship mental swiftness in women. I have no love for lawyers, priests, schoolmasters, or any dogmatic men. I am with poor against rich, labour against employer, women against men; I fight beside all strikers, mutineers, and rebels. I welcome foes; I desire criticism. I loathe prejudice, either social or national; I repudiate all claims. I demand freedom of action and leisure for reflection. Facing Death, I would say: 'I have tasted all, tried all, dared all, suffered all, and I repent nothing.
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Chicken Forging, meanwhile, is not a thing.
If singularitarians were 19th century engineers, theyfd be the ones talking about our glorious future of transportation by proposing to hack up horses and replace their muscles with hydraulics. Yes, thatfs the future: steam-powered robot horses. And if we shovel more coal into their bellies, theyfll go faster!
9. If youfre an ugly feminist, no one wants to rape you. Sorry to burst your bubble.
I'm Christine Love. I'm a writer and "indie game developer"-- whatever the hell that means-- who likes playing with perspective and dancing with pretty girls.
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Anonymous asked: So, are you the one who used up all the emergency mittens?
No, that was espeon.
>>849
No, I didn't. I use emergency mittens sparingly. Stop badmouthing me! I'm a good guy, deal with it.
There are train to Newcalstel 12.15 or 12.44.
>>852
No. The opposite is what you'd like the rest of DQN to think.
"Narrated Abu Huraira: I said, eO Allahfs Apostle! I hear many narrations from you but I forget them.f He said, eSpread your covering sheet.f I spread my sheet and he moved both his hands as if scooping something and emptied them in the sheet and said, eWrap it.f I wrapped it round my body, and since then I have never forgotten a single Hadith."
It claims to be a "X - over between: Pokemon,DBZ, Osmosis Jones, and Transformers" but the latter In chapter 3, she writes "There won't be any DBZ in it because I've gotten over it."
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"Krystal... as I was saying.. I have never done this before, I would like it if you took all the starters," he smiled. My eyes and mouth simultaneously grew wide open.
"P-Professor!" I gasped in surprise.
I happily picked up Squirtle. But not Bulbasaur since it's the weakest starter. Another girl came in at that moment and chose Bulbasaur. I looked up Squirtle on the Pokedex.
"Thank you so much Professor!" I expressed my gratitude when the girl left that is.
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"I"m going to be a Pokemon Master as well, and a Professor," I replied.
"You can't be both dummy," said Gary.
"Fuck off," I snapped. " Unlike you, I scored a 100 on the aptitude test, I'm also the President of 10 clubs at school but not now since I graduated, I also had Valedictorian and Honor Roll," I said. I had some cereal, grilled cheese sandwiches (3), orange juice, and hashbrowns. Gary was hurriedly eating. The lab is almost my second home. I had to pack lunch ( Pizza(4) and some Ramen ( 24) I packed plenty of Pokemon Food and Water too. I put it all in my Backpack that mom gave me. I pinned my hair at the side and let it down my shoulder.
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"Can you rest my Pokémon please, Nurse Joy?" I asked.
"Of course! I'm glad you're a responsible Trainer!" she said and gave my Pokémon to Chansey. Other Trainers were there but I knew who they all were, mainly enemies from school. I saw Cecilia too but she doesn't have any Pokémon. She just walks around to flirt with other guys. She hates Pokémon. Cecilia is about 4'11" legally a midget. 15 years old and was a complete loser she always got Fs in class never tried hard, and yet she seemed to think she was better than me because she has had over 23 boyfriends in the past. But guys just hang with her because she's easy as ABC.
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Pretty much everyone here is jealous of me even though they won't admit it. They try to dress like me, talk like me, act like me, the list goes on and on. They're not a size 0 like I am so you pretty much get the picture here.
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Just as I was about leave she pissed me off by calling me 'anorexic' a word made up by fat and ugly people because they're just jealous. My Pokemon killed her right on the spot. I set her Pokemon free. After Daisy was dead my Pokemon tore the dead corpse apart and played in it. Some type of ritual I saw Pokemon perform quite often with their enemies' dead bodies.
Charmander tore up al the 500 layers of fat around her it pulled out her trachea with its teeth and spat it out. I noticed how all my Pokemon were clawing, biting, and pecking at only the head. I helped them by slicing the remaining tendons that were connecting her neck, right off with my dagger. I sliced off her face and burnt it on Turmoil's tail flame. I peeled off the remaining skin that was on her skull. I pulled out the skull and pushed back the skin making tiny blood fill pools inside the folds and burnt the brain. I took the eye balls and tossed them. My Pokemon immediately attacked it with their special mana moves.
The skull was then picked up by Mudkip and head butted to me! I headshot it to Squirtle, the game continued for awhile. Then we took turns kicking the skull around and tried to see who could kick it the farthest!
I guess this was the true meaning of Happiness... Just having fun with your best friends and not giving any fucks about what society thinks. All six of my Pokemon were happy with me, we left the corpse in its place and went out of Petalburg woods and finally to Rustboro. It was nice and cold outside it wasn't sunny at all. Just the way I liked it.
So suppose we issued everybody at the unemployment office an xbox with some kind of monitoring software to detect time played. If you played that xbox for the maximum amount of time the most you could make a year would be 16640. That is actually more than most people living off government entitlements get now.
I also love that players who were serious about cyberware would create characters that started with ridiculously high empathy and then loading them up with as much cyberware as they can get their hands on. I always been amused by the concept of these Mother Teresa-like characters that undergo elective surgery to turn themselves into ruthless cyborg killing machines.
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"It's a good thing I'm not addicted", I muttered to myself as I downed my second bedtime can of Red Bull.
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(ah, DQN, you made me visit tumblr often!)
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Shi En owns a restaurant called the "Delightful Forest" (υΡ) but has been forcefully taken by a hooligan called Jiang Zhong, who is nicknamed "Jiang the Door God" for his fighting skills.
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this is a REAL BEAUTIFUL BODY NOT THOSE SKINNY CRAP
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My dear God what has this country become,I have not much against gay people.But men walking around in skirts and stockings goes too far.Surley our habbits and the way we live should be kept in perspective. Like if a person smokes,then it should be done in a place where no good folks go.It should not be allowed in a public places.I make love and enjoy it,but i do-not do it in public,even though it would not hurt people half as much as smoking in public.
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o m g my naem is cindy and i ablossutley looooov ANIME. lets me tell u guise of my fav ANIME called rucky stah (thats lucky star for u baka gaijins)
this is an very masterpiec of ANIME where konnate and her friends talk EVERYDAY and konatta as BLUE hair like me (tho i haev to die it) and shes friend with kamagin, shes a tsundeer (that means she says she don't love u but really she dose)
somedays i like to wirte fanfiction with kounata and kanganim about they are being in love and make out (so embarasssing o_o_) and konato licks kakamins pussy because theyre lesbians and thats what lebsians do( my mum is lesbo so i noe)
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